《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
勒奈特奋力拯救婚姻 Lynette fought to save her marriage.
我能从他眼里看出来 他还爱着我 I could see it in his eyes. Tom still loves me.
卡洛斯决定换工作 Carlos decided to change careers.
也许去做咨询 Maybe counseling.
一周之内 一个顾问做的好事 In one week, a counselor does more good
比我这辈子做的还要多 than I've done in my entire life.
喜讯... Good news...
我们要结婚了 We're getting married. Oh!
与噩耗一并而来 came with bad news.
在求婚期间 In the middle of his proposal,
几个警察上门来调查他们在施工现场 the cops come by to ask about some dead body
发现的尸体 they found at the construction site.
再多说点 So tell me more.
我告诉他们我毫不知情 I told 'em that I didn't know anything about it,
警方好像没太当回事 and the police don't seem like they're gonna pose a problem.
可布里却遇到了麻烦 But it became a problem for Bree...
我们只是话家常 顺便等等她的律师 We're just making small talk waiting for her lawyer.
-话家常时间结束 -她请到了完美律师 - Small talk's over. -So she got the perfect lawyer.
我们走吧 你不需要得到他的允许 Let's go. You don't need his permission.
想和她谈话 请先找我 You wanna talk to her, you talk to me first.
勒奈特·斯加沃处理自己的婚姻时 When it came to her divorce,
她决心稳步发展 Lynette Scavo was determined to make things go smoothly.
所以汤姆没能及时来接孩子们时 So when Tom was late to pick up the kids,
她耐心等待 she waited patiently.
收到他的邮件时 她代为保管 When he got something in the mail, she held on to it.
他落下重要东西时 And when he left behind something important,
她专程送去 she brought it to him.
没错 多年的抗争毫无结果 Yes, after years of fighting had led her nowhere,
勒奈特最终决定采取主动 Lynette decided to take the high road.
-勒奈特 -格雷格 - Lynette? - Oh! Hey, Gregg.
顺道来看新办公室吗 Hey. Coming by to see the new offices?
我想我能让首席执行官亲自带你转一圈 I bet I could get the C.E.O. to give you a private tour.
等等 我就是首席执行官 我可以带你参观 Wait a second. I am the C.E.O. I know I could.
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
我把汤姆落在家里的东西扔下就走 I'm just dropping something off that Tom forgot at home.
除非是炸弹 不然我前妻才不会给我送 My ex wouldn't bring anything by for me unless it was ticking.
那...你们现在分居 情况怎么样 So... how's everything going with your separation?
我想你应该心里有底 你也经历过 I'm guessing you know the answer to that, having been there.
对 我离婚都两年了 想起来还是难受 Yeah, it's been two years since my divorce, and it still sucks.
或许我这么说不合适 You know, it might not be my place to say it,
但汤姆和你分手真是太傻了 but I think Tom's nuts for letting you go.
这话我爱听 That's very sweet.
那你现在和别人交往吗 So are you seeing anyone?
你还真是...爱管闲事 That's... a little nosey.
抱歉 我只是说 如果你想找人 Sorry. I-I'm just saying, if you ever wanted
喝酒发发牢骚 宣泄感情 to have a drink and vent with somebody who gets it,
-我很愿意陪你 -好 - I would gladly be that person. - Okay.
你真好 可我觉得你是汤姆的老板 Sweet again, but I think that might be a little weird
我和你出去不合适 with you being Tom's boss.
好 我懂 Yeah, I get that.
只是我不问的话会后悔 I just wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't ask.
但你不用担心自己 勒奈特 But never worry if you're gonna be okay, Lynette.
你一定会好的 你是大多数单身男性 You will. You are the exact kind of woman
梦寐以求的那种女人 that most men out there are looking for.
谢了 我一直很喜欢我们这张合影 Well, thanks. I-I always liked this picture of us.
不客气 You're welcome.
我周五休息 Oh, hey, I'm off on Friday,
所以我们可以早点去小屋 so we can leave early for the cabin.
坏消息 我查了天气预报 Uh, bad news. Uh, I checked the weather up there.
好像这周末会下雨 It looks like rain for this weekend.
所以呢 我可没想在屋外多待 So? I wasn't seeing us spending a lot of time outdoors.
我想我们有很多 I think we have a little...
床单要滚 "Horizontal" to catch up on.
已经有段时间没亲热了吧 It's kind of been a while, hasn't it?
是的 我们一直在忙工作什么的 Well, I guess, with, uh, work and everything.
小屋 雨天 A cabin, the rain...
床单 A bed.
这周末会很不错 It's gonna be a good weekend.
没错 勒奈特拼命努力 Yes, Lynette had tried hard
在她支离破碎的婚姻里采取主动 to take the high road in her divorce...
格雷格 Hey, Gregg.
你刚说喝一杯 我很乐意去 That drink-- I'd actually enjoy that.
可有时只好放低姿态 另辟蹊径 But sometimes, the low road was easier to find.
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卡洛斯·索利斯过去总是占据主导位置 Carlos Solis was used to sitting in a position of power,
不论是在豪车的驾驶座 whether it was behind the wheel of a powerful car...
巨头云集的午餐的主人座 at the head of a power lunch...
还是大公司的领导座 or at the helm of a powerful company.
可现在卡洛斯·索利斯开始了新的工作 But now that Carlos Solis had started a new career,
他突然发现自己的位置大不如前 he suddenly found himself in a much humbler place.
那...你们觉得我的新办公室怎么样 So... what do you think of my new office?
好 我先承认这里是有点简陋 Okay, I'll admit it's a little bit on the bare bones side--
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding?
你只要添些黄色胶带 All you need is some yellow tape
天花板上吊个套索 and a noose hanging from the ceiling,
就可以准备玩杂耍了 and you'll be ready to entertain.
我喜欢这里 老爸 I like it, daddy.
谢谢 宝贝 Thank you, baby.
你真贴心 Aw, that's so sweet.
你撒谎来照顾老爸的感受 You're lying to spare your daddy's feelings.
说真的 宝贝 我们店里有个人 Seriously, honey, there's a guy down at the department store
负责装饰所有的橱窗 或许他能帮你装点一下 who dresses all the windows. Maybe he could spruce it up.
"装点一下" "Spruce it up"?
加布 我们连电费都快交不起了 Gaby, we can barely keep the lights on here.
我们预算很紧 每一分钱都得用刀刃上 Our budget is tiny, and every cent goes towards
帮助那些有瘾的人找工作 安家... helping addicts, finding them jobs, housing...
好吧 好吧 这话放在宣传册上就行了 Okay, okay. Save it for the pamphlet.
我只想说 如果我有毒瘾 All I'm saying is, if I was an addict,
住在这样的地方才是我嗑药的原因 rooms like this are why I shoot up in the first place.
好吧 乖点 听爸爸的话 Okay, behave. Listen to your daddy.
今晚见 I'll see you tonight.
我不能送孩子们上学 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I can't take the girls to school.
一直都是你送的 You always take them.
我今天必须早上班 I have to go to work early today.
我现在就在上班了 Well, I'm at work right now.
卡洛斯 你一小时赚多少 Carlos, how much do you make in an hour?
12块 $12.
你说这句话的时间我就能赚12块了 I just made $12 listening to you tell me you make $12.
加布 别闹了 这份工作对我很重要 Gaby, come on. This job is very important to me.
我这份工作很有意义 你该引以为豪 I'm doing very meaningful work. You should be proud of that.
如果"有意义"能让我们还清贷款 Well, when we can pay our mortgage in "Meaningful,"
那我会的 I will be.
宝贝 学校怎么样 Hey, buddy. How was school?
还好 我饿死了 能吃点饼干吗 Okay. I'm starving. Can I have some cookies?
没问题 Sure.
你不喜欢我给你做的火鸡三明治吗 Didn't you like the turkey sandwich I made you?
不太喜欢 Not really.
我试着用它跟约翰·加里 I tried to trade it to John Gurry
换一本虫虫书 for a book about worms,
但是他反悔了 因为你放太多蛋黄酱了 But he backed out 'cause you used too much mayo.
抱歉 没意识到那个怪小孩这么挑食 Sorry. Didn't realize the worm kid was such a gourmet.
这是什么 What's this?
没什么 Nothing.
等等 你们学校要举办肥皂盒赛车吗 Wait. Your school's having a soapbox derby.
是啊 Yeah.
听起来真有意思 Well, that sounds like so much fun.
这是父子活动 It's for dads and sons.
是啊 可是妈妈也可以参加啊 Yes... but it doesn't say moms can't do it, too.
没关系 我没必要参加 That's okay. I don't have to do it.
再说 就三天时间了 Besides, it's in three days.
时间还真紧 Oh. That's really soon.
那我们现在就得开始了 I guess we should get started.
别这样 Oh, come on.
我不希望你错过这么多好玩的 I don't want you to miss out on all the fun.
妈妈 你不会做车 Mom, you can't make a car.
你怎么这么说 What makes you say that?
因为你连火鸡三明治都做不好 'cause you can't even make a turkey sandwich.
谢天谢地 我有个超有才的搭档 Well, thank goodness I have the most talented partner.
来吧 我们这是在浪费时间 Now come on. We're wasting time.
开始做赛车吧 Let's get hammering.
真的假的 你是说 Seriously? You're telling me
你反对死刑 You're against the death penalty?
我只是见过太多的案子 I've just seen too many cases
无辜的人被定罪 where the wrong person gets convicted.
当然了 不是我的客户 Not my clients, of course.
我只是觉得我们的社会太宽容了 Well, I just think our society's gotten too soft.
我们需要铁腕政策来制止这些杀人犯 We need a powerful deterrent to stop these killers.
你有没有意识到 你的案子 You do realize you're not on trial
可不是违章停车 for a parking ticket, right?
开个玩笑 我就是想缓和下气氛 Kidding. Hey, I'm just-- just trying to lighten the mood.
明天没问题的 就是个预审听证会 Tomorrow's gonna be fine. It's just a pre-trial hearing.
是啊 离上庭的日子越来越近了 Yes, which brings me one step closer to the real thing.
那我们 在听证会上到底都做些什么 So what exactly... will we be doing at this hearing?
你就美美地坐在那摆出一脸无辜 You will sit there and look classy and innocent.
我会尽最大努力跟他们扯皮 I will try to get as much of their case tossed as I can.
你这种案件的胜率是多少 And your success rate at this sort of thing is?
高得惊人 Impressive.
我曾经为一个老鸨辩护 I once defended a woman who ran a brothel.
在预审阶段 我就把案件严重性降为 At the pre-trial, I got the whole thing reduced
未在经营场所安装防火门 to operating a business without a fire door.
太过分了吧 That's terrible.
怎么 我不该做个好律师吗 What? What, me being a great lawyer?
不 为妓女辩护 你可以说我老古董 No, defending a prostitute. Call me old-fashioned,
但是我认为干那行的太无耻了 but I find that line of work rather distasteful.
那如果她开的是香烟公司 So--so if she ran a cigarette company,
或者是制造手枪 就没问题了 or manufactured handguns, she's a-ok,
但是给男人提供点乐子 but--but selling men a little ring-a-ding
她就活该被人唾弃 makes her a pariah.
首先 "提供点乐子"这是什么话 Okay, first of all, "Ring-a-ding"?
其次 性是很神圣的 不该用来交易 Second, sex, isn't a commodity. It's... sacred.
要我说 对那个女人来讲 Yeah, I'll say, and for this woman,
干一炮能赚400块呢 sacred cost 400 bucks a pop.
我们能不能换个话题 太低级了 Can we please stop talking about it? It's tawdry.
还有你那句制造手枪的俏皮话 And that little crack about manufacturing handguns?
希望你不是反对持枪 I hope that doesn't mean you're anti-gun.
我已经三次起诉全国步枪协会了 I've sued the N.R.A. three times.
我的梦想就是有朝一日击垮那些混蛋 It is my dream to one day take those sons of bitches down.
除非我死 不然你别想从我手中 Well, when it comes to my guns, you're gonna have to pry them
夺走我的那些枪 out of my cold, dead hands.
-那些枪 还不止一把 -没错 - "Guns"? Plural? - Mm-hmm.
怎么 你出门还要挑选合适的枪 What, is that so you can, uh, coordinate your firearms
搭配着鞋吗 with your shoes?
我们永远不可能意见一致 是吧 You and I are never gonna agree on anything, are we?
这沙拉像猪食 This salad kind of sucks.
我同意 I agree.
不是说沙拉难吃 是从你表情看出你不爱吃 Not with the language, but with the observation.
我还没见过有人 I have never met anyone
能把斗篷穿得这么有型 邓肯夫人 who can pull off a cape like you, Mrs. Duncan.
而且这是我们最后一件了 And this is our last one,
你不穿着它 我可不能让你出门 so I'm not letting you leave here without it.
又一个穿大码衣服的跑错地方了 Uh-oh. Another stray from the land of elastic waistbands.
别回头 我来打发她 Avert your eyes. I'll get rid of her.
你好啊 亲爱的 Hello, dear.
你肯定是转错弯了 You must have taken a wrong turn.
中跟鞋在楼下 Sensible shoes are one floor down.
事实上 我要找一个导购 Oh, actually, I'm looking for a personal shopper.
我需要帮助 I need help.
好的 Okay. Um...
不客气 You're welcome.
香槟啊 Oh, champagne. Oh--
不不不 这只供高端顾客享用 Oh, no, no. This is just for high-end customers.
还有我 我丈夫是个酒鬼 And me. My husband's an alcoholic.
所以我只能上班喝两杯 So I can only drink at work.
我想给衣柜来个大换血 I'm looking to freshen up my wardrobe.
我有段时间没买新衣服了 I haven't bought new clothes in quite some time.
我懂 收入有限是吧 I understand. Fixed income?
不 我丈夫是个富得流油的混蛋 No. My rich husband was a stingy son of a bitch,
现在他去世了 我准备挥霍一下 and now he's toes up. I am ready to spend.
你丈夫是谁 Who was your husband?
威廉·哈蒙德 William Hammond.
-哈蒙德剧院的老板吗 -对 - As in the Hammond theater? - Mm-hmm.
-还有哈蒙德医院 -没错 - And the Hammond hospital? - Yep.
以及哈蒙德图书馆 And the Hammond library?
-这么说你知道他 -开什么玩笑 - So you've heard of him. - Are you kidding?
我去那个剧院看过多场演出 I've been to shows in that theater,
我在那家医院生过孩子 I've given birth in that hospital,
我还去那家图书馆问过路 and I went into that library once for directions.
来吧 坐下 Oh. Well, sit down
我给你找些衣服 while I pull you some clothes.
给 Oh. There you go.
谢谢 Well, thank you.
亲爱的 看那件披风 Oh, honey. Look at that cape.
好像很有趣 That looks interesting.
给我 你穿着像蝙蝠侠 Give me that. You look like batman.
给你披上 There you go.
我想为婚宴请个爵士乐队 And for the reception, I was thinking of a jazz band.
是不是很酷 Wouldn't that be cool?
我喜欢爵士乐 但如果你对 Eh, I like jazz. Uh, but if you're interested
澳洲土著乐有那么点兴趣 in a little, uh, traditional australian music,
我认识一个搞迪吉里杜管的家伙 I know this guy who plays a badass didgeridoo.
就爵士乐了 Jazz it is.
好了 差不多了 Okay, we've done enough.
清理清理 待会我们上楼去 Let me clean this up, and then we can go upstairs
预演一下我们的花烛之夜 for a preview of our wedding night.
你既然说了 那我去取点酒来 Oh, now you're talking. I'll grab some wine.
我知道这可能让你吃惊 I know this might surprise you,
但是我作为本·福克纳夫人的首次亮相 but I actually have a few moves saved up
其实还有些保留的绝活 for my first night as Mrs. Ben Faulkner.
我不敢相信 Uh... it's not that I don't believe it.
我无法想象 剩下什么了 I just... can't imagine... what's left.
这里是一些...一些商业文件 Oh, yeah, that's just some, uh, some business stuff
-我需要去... -不 这是传票 - That I need to take. - No, it's a subpoena.
你在布里那个案子的证人名单中 为什么 You're on the witness list for Bree's trial? Why?
不知道 我觉得他们搞错了 Uh, beats me. I-I th-think they made a mistake.
某种巧合 Kind of a coincidence, though.
警察问了问你 Well... the cops questioning you
关于现场的尸体 about that body they found on site
然后布里就因谋杀而被捕了 and then Bree getting arrested for killing the guy?
本 别骗我 Ben, don't lie to me.
你告诉我什么 我都能接受 I can handle anything you tell me,
只要是事实 Just as long as it's the truth.
好的 Um... okay.
雷尼 别追问下去了 好吗 Listen, Renee, let's just drop this, okay?
不要 我马上就是你的妻子了 No. I'm about to become your wife.
你不说你在 You wanna keep a secret
夏令营偷玩别人的迪吉里杜管 可以 about touching another boy's didgeridoo at summer camp, fine.
但关于谋杀案 你必须说 But not about a murder.
天呐 Holy crap.
我说对了 I'm right.
告诉我发生了什么 否则我就离开这里 Tell me what's going on, or I'm walking out of this house.
你得让我好好想想 You're gonna need to let me think about it.
我不敢相信 I don't believe this.
我的头任丈夫对我有所隐瞒 My, uh, my first husband kept secrets from me,
导致了我们的离婚 and it ended our marriage.
我不想再走一遍老路 I'm not going down this road again.
加布 为什么有个老女人 Gaby, why is there an old lady
坐在我们的餐桌上 sitting at our dining room table?
你知道她是谁吗 Do you have any idea who that is?
我觉得我一般提到她是"老女人" I think my generic reference to her as "Old lady"
就是说明我不知道 Kinda says I don't.
她是桃瑞丝·哈蒙德 She's Doris Hammond,
哈蒙德证券的哈蒙德 as in hammond investments.
有没有很吃惊啊 Ring any bells?
比尔·哈蒙德的遗孀吗 Bill Hammond's widow?
私募股权赚了大钱的那个家伙 Guy made a killing in private equity.
为什么她会在这里 Why is she here?
她是我们卡柏丽时装店最佳顾客 She's my best customer down at Cumberly's,
我觉得主要是因为她把我当做朋友 I think mostly 'cause she sees me as her friend.
所以你觉得这是你的功劳 Oh. So you thought you'd exploit that--
邀请一位寂寞的寡妇来共进晚餐 Invite a lonely widow to dinner,
假装她是你的朋友 pretend she's your friend,
只是从她身上赚钱 Just to make money off of her.
没错 Exactly.
加布 我能只把我那份拿上楼吗 Gaby, can't I just take my plate upstairs?
我累死了 I'm exhausted.
你累死了 You're exhausted?
我不得不看了二十分钟 I had to watch a 20 minute iPhone video
她家小猫在洗衣篮里睡午觉的手机视频 of her cat taking a nap in a laundry basket
只是为了卖给她一件外套 Just to sell her a coat.
现在出去 解开最上面那颗纽扣 Now get out there, lose your top button,
别没精打采的 and look pretty.
桃瑞丝 这夹克穿在你身上太迷人了 Doris, I can't get over how lovely that jacket looks on you.
是不是很迷人啊 卡洛斯 Isn't it lovely, Carlos?
是啊 棒极了 Yeah, it's great.
当我看到价格的时候差点心脏病发作 Oh, I almost had a heart attack when I saw the price.
我猜我只是想多花花钱 I guess I just have to get comfortable
才能让自己舒服一点 with the idea of spending money.
这就对了 等明天新款都到了 That's right, and tomorrow when the new fall line comes in,
我们就能让您感受到真正的满足 we're gonna get you real comfortable.
卡洛斯 So, Carlos...
你是干什么工作的 What is it you do?
我为一家帮助戒瘾的非营利机构工作 I... work for a nonprofit that helps recovering addicts.
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
卡洛斯正在讲他的慈善事业吗 Was Carlos talking about his charity?
幸好我们没在干什么危险的活 Good thing we weren't operating heavy machinery,
是吧 桃瑞丝 huh, Doris?
请谅解我的妻子 You'll have to excuse my wife.
她并不是很支持我的事业 Not the biggest fan of what I do.
太愚蠢了 Oh, that's silly.
慈善事业是非常重要的 Philanthropy is very important.
我丈夫比尔曾慷慨资助过很多有价值的事业 My Bill gave generously to many worthy causes.
好吧 如果我们要继续讨论慈善 Okay, if we're gonna keep talking about charity,
我得去做点咖啡 会用上的 I'll make coffee. We're gonna need it.
比尔留下很多遗产 Boy, Bill left quite a legacy.
你有没有想过用在慈善上呢 Have you ever thought about carrying that on?
我很愿意 但我不知道如何开始 Oh, I'd love to, but I wouldn't know where to begin.
我也许能帮上忙 Maybe I could help.
我前妻的律师说 "利蒙先生支付 So my ex's lawyer says, "We believe it's fair
额外的一百万是公平的" for Mr. Limon to pay an additional $1 million."
然后我说 就是我的臭嘴 And I said--and this is how my mouth
常给我惹来麻烦-- always gets me in trouble--
"所以结果是什么 "So that comes out to what,
约每磅1美元吗" about $1 a pound"?
伙计 这法官... Oh, man. And the judge...
别笑 这就是为什么我咬牙支付了 Not amused, which is why I wound up paying
额外的两百万 an additional $2 million.
汤姆和我不准备请律师了 Ohh. Tom and I are going to try to do this without lawyers.
你这笑声是什么意思 What does that mean, "Huh"?
我们已经认识二十五年了 We've known each other 25 years.
我们还有孩子住在一起 We have kids together.
这很好 And that's great.
都很好 但这牵扯了另一个人 It's all great, but there is another person involved.
简 Jane.
相信我 她无时无刻不在他耳边 And trust me, she is gonna be in his ear the whole time
说解决方案 about the settlement.
顺便说下 我可一点影响力都没有 By the way, I do not get the attraction there.
改日再聊这个话题吧 Well, let's save that topic for another night.
可以聊很久 We can do hours on that one.
改日吗 Another night?
-这么说今晚还不错 -很好 - So this is going pretty good. - Yeah. It's been great.
我们应该改天再聚 Well, okay, we should do it again.
周六晚上怎么样 How about Saturday night?
这周六不行 This Saturday's bad.
汤姆要我和他换周末带孩子 Tom needs me to switch weekends
他要和简出去 because he's going away with... Jane.
若是工作上 Well... it'd be kind of a shame
有突发事件而去不了的话 if some last-minute stuff came up at work,
会很遗憾吧 and he wasn't able to go.
-是的 -我想那也就是说 - Yeah. - I guess that would mean
他不用和你换周末带孩子了 he wouldn't have to switch weekends,
而你周六就有空了 and that would free you up for Saturday.
我分析得对吗 Did I get that calculus right?
你是说 为了和我约会 Are you saying in order to get a date with me,
你会故意整汤姆 you'd mess with Tom?
别这么想 Don't think of it so much as messing with Tom.
就当是整蛊 Think of it more as messing with...
-简 -简 - Jane. - Jane.
天呐 合起来了 Oh, my God. It's staying together.
比赛多长时间 How long is this race?
-三分钟 -才三分钟 - Three minutes. - Three minutes!
这东西完全可以撑过三分钟 This can totally stay together for three minutes.
我可以走了吗 Can I go now?
我还想让你帮我装车轮呢 I was gonna have you help me put on the wheels.
不要了 胡安妮塔发现了一只死松鼠 No, thanks. Juanita found a dead squirrel,
我想去看看 so I kinda wanna check it out.
当然了 Well, of course.
得去看看那只死松鼠 Gotta see the dead squirrel.
只能用棍子戳它 Only touch it with a stick!
不能用手哦 No fingers!
因为一只死松鼠放你鸽子了 Blown off for a dead squirrel?
回忆真是潮水般涌来啊 Boy, does that bring back memories.
新爱好 New hobby?
我和M.J.正在做小车 Oh, M.J. and I are building this soapbox thingy car
准备参加学校的比赛呢 for the school's big race.
你应该叫汤姆来帮忙的 You should get Tom to help.
我家三个儿子都是和他一起做的 He did it with all our boys.
他们就是这时候学会诅咒的 It's how they learned to swear.
没事的 我自己能做出来 Oh. That's okay. I'll figure it out.
我和你说 他就喜欢这些东西 I am telling you, he loves this stuff.
我给他打电话 I'm gonna give him a call.
谢了 不过还是我自己做比较好 Oh, thanks, but I really think it's better if I do it myself.
但汤姆可以 But Tom can just...
汤姆不会 一直在的 Tom is not... gonna be around all the time.
抱歉 你懂我的意思 I'm sorry. I mean, you know what I mean.
我懂 和汤姆分居之后 I do. Since Tom and I split,
我很清楚又当爹又当妈有多难 I know how hard it is to be both Mom and Dad,
但我还知道求助于人也没什么不行 but I also know it's okay to ask for help.
不用 我可以的 我必须做好 No. I can do this. I have to.
你知道吗 我觉得这车会惊艳全场的 And you know what? I think it's gonna turn out great.
你阅读的时候总会动嘴唇吗 Do you always move your lips when you read?
我让你不爽的地方 Do you always comment on everything
你总要说出来吗 that bugs you about me?
我都没提你的领带呢 I haven't said a word about your tie.
本庭今天将进行举证审定 作出庭审安排 Okay, we're here for discovery compliance, and trial setting.
斯通女士和韦斯顿先生 你们交换过证人名单了 Ms. Stone, Mr. Weston, you've exchanged witness lists?
公诉人对韦斯顿先生的证人名单没有异议 The people have no objection to Mr. Weston's list.
韦斯顿先生 有异议吗 Mr. Weston, any objections?
要看情况了 That depends.
16到28号的男士们都是谁 Who are the gentlemen from number 16 to 28?
我从没听说过这些人 I've never heard these names before.
你的委托人都认识 Your client has.
他们都是她在酒吧遇到 带回家上床的人 They're men she met at a bar, brought home, and had sex with.
简直是无稽之谈 This is ridiculous.
法官阁下 辩方会提出 Your Honor, the defense will argue that there's
毫无迹象表明 no suggestion of a relationship
范德坎普女士和桑切斯先生存在任何联系 between Ms. Van De Kamp and Mr. Sanchez,
她从没有见过他 that she never even met him.
-她的确没有 -这里面有些人会证明 - Because she hadn't. - Some of these men will testify
他们在一起的时候她喝得烂醉 that she was so intoxicated during their time together,
所以对他们的一夜春宵毫无印象 that she didn't remember anything about the liaison.
也就是说她也许和桑切斯上过床 Suggesting that she could have slept with Mr. Sanchez.
照斯通女士的"健忘荡妇"理论来看 So under Ms. Stone's "forgetful slut" theory,
我当事人能和美景镇任一男士联系起来了 you can connect my client to any man in Fairview.
不是每个美景镇的男人死时 Well, not every man in Fairview ended up
穿的衬衫上都有被告的指纹 with the defendant's fingerprint on his shirt,
但桑切斯先生却是的 But Mr. Sanchez did.
法官阁下 控方认为 Your Honor, the idea that my client
我当事人会做出这种事实在是荒谬可笑 would conduct herself in-- in that manner is absurd.
她是社区里的美德典范 She is a paragon of virtue in the community,
价值观十分保守 a champion of conservative values...
能休庭一会吗 法官阁下 Short recess, Your Honor?
布里 Bree...
布里 是真的吗 你和雷蒙·桑切斯上过床 Bree, is this true? Did you sleep with Ramon Sanchez?
没有 No.
那其他男人呢 But the other men?
你怎么能不告诉我这事 How the hell could you not tell me this?
好吧 Oh, all right, okay. This...
只要我们能提前想好对策就没事的 This is okay as long as we can stay in front of it.
我要知道你和谁上过床 何时上的床 Um... I need to know exactly who you slept with and when--
开什么玩笑 不行 Are you kidding me? No.
布里 我要为你辩护的话 Bree, if I'm going to defend you,
就得知道真相 I need to know the truth.
抱歉 我无法和你谈论此事 I'm sorry, but I can't talk about this with you.
加布 Gaby?
桃瑞丝 你不会相信刚空运来了什么 Doris, you won't believe what just got off the plane.
绣工精湛的中国丝绸 The most beautifully embroidered chinese silk,
你仔细听的话 and if you listen to it carefully,
还能听到孩子们在问"什么时候吃晚餐" you can hear little children asking, "When's dinner?"
抱歉打断你 Oh, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.
有点麻木不仁 是我不好 Okay, a little insensitive. My bad.
不 是我改变主意了 No, I-I've had a change of heart,
我不能再在你这买东西了 and I can't buy anything more from you.
事实上 我要退了这些东西 In fact, I need to return these.
什么 不行 我可是抽佣金的 What? You can't. I work on commission.
我的意思是 你很喜欢这些衣服啊 I-I mean, you love these clothes.
你知道吗 一条这种的丝巾 Did you know that one of these scarves
能为一个无家可归的瘾君子买到 could buy a month of vocational training
一个月的职业训练 for a homeless addict?
不知道 不过这话很耳熟 No, but that sounds awfully familiar.
是昨晚卡洛斯给我的小册子上写的 It was in the pamphlet that Carlos slipped me last night.
他做了啥来着 He did what now?
我们今早还通过电话 And we talked on the phone this morning,
让我想起了我丈夫对我说过的话 and he reminded me of what my husband used to say--
"生活无虞的人应当多做善事" that "Those who do well must also do good."
听起来就像卡洛斯说的 That sounds like Carlos.
他很特别 He's a very special guy.
要抓住他 Hold on to him.
既然你这么说了 Well, now that you mention it,
我等不及要抓死他了 I can't wait to get my hands on him.
你知道我从这位女士 Do you have any idea how much commission
-身上能赚多少佣金吗 -加比 - I stood to make from this lady? - Gaby.
桃瑞丝就是我的摇钱树 我苦心栽培 Doris was my golden goose. I was fattening her up,
结果你跑来把钱都抢走了 and then you went and stole all her eggs,
貌... 貌似这个比喻越扯越远 and--and, well, I don't know where this metaphor is going,
-反正我很生你的气 -加比 - but I am mad at you, mister. - Gaby.
别想让我住口 我还没说完呢 No, stop "Gaby"-ing me. I will not be "Gaby"-ed.
桃瑞丝怎么花她的钱 是她的决定 Look, where Doris puts her money is her decision.
明早九点 她愿意花在这里 Tomorrow morning, 9:00, she's putting it here.
告诉你 你别以为你"做慈善" Okay. You don't have to be so smug
就可以这么自鸣得意 just 'cause you're "doing charity".
别打引号了 我真真正正地在做慈善 No quotation marks. I'm actually doing charity,
帮助人们过上好的生活 helping people get their lives together.
而我在帮助人们穿上好的衣服 And I'm helping people put their wardrobes together.
有区别吗 Potato, potahto.
我得去开会了 I got to run to a meeting.
现在吗 我们吵架吵一半呢 Now? We're in the middle of an argument.
是啊 但是只有一方有理儿的时候 Yeah, but it's no fun to argue when only one side
吵得就太没意思了 is morally defensible.
可你知道什么有意思吗 But you know what it is fun?
胜利一舞 A little victory dance.
好吧 我花了一整夜 Okay, it took me all night,
两个指关节都被磨平了 and I scraped off two of my knuckles,
喝了一堆绿茶 and I drank so much green tea
弄得我眼睛抽搐 that one of my eyes won't stop twitching,
不过 我完工啦 but... it's... finished.
好 在你发表啥意见之前 Okay. Before you say anything,
这个火焰贴纸是我自己设计的 I designed the flame decals myself,
要是不喜欢 可以轻松地把它们刮掉 so if you don't like them, they're totally removable.
不过我个人很喜欢 好看极了 but personally, I like them. I think they're awesome.
车的后面还有个篮子 可以放杂件和零食 And there's a basket on the back for sundries or snacks
或者放一堆图钉扔在路上陷害对手 or thumb tacks to throw under the competition's tires.
不过有了这辆车 还用得着作弊吗 But why would you need to cheat with a car like this, right?
你不想说点什么吗 Are you gonna say something?
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
你不喜欢这个篮子 等一下 You hate the basket. Guess what.
篮子没了 Basket gone.
拜托 我已经连着做了两天了 Oh, come on. I've been doing this for two days straight.
你好歹也说句话啊 You gotta give me something.
我... 喜欢 I... love it.
真的吗 You do?
万岁 我就知道你喜欢 Hee hee! I mean, of course you do.
不过说真的 如果你有什么意见 尽管提 But seriously, if you have any thoughts or tweaks, tell me.
因为离比赛还有一天 'Cause we still have a day before the race.
没有了 棒极了 No, no, it's perfect.
我终于松了口气 Oh, I'm so relieved.
你想去开一圈吗 You wanna take it for a spin?
好啊 可是... 我有点渴 Yeah, but... I'm kind of thirsty.
能帮我拿点饮料来吗 Can you get me something to drink?
当然可以 两杯不含咖啡因的冰沙士 Of course. Two frosty non-caffeinated root beers
马上就来 coming right up.
天啊 你做了什么 Oh, my god! What did you do?
我没有看到有车过来 真是抱歉 I didn't see it coming. I'm so sorry.
没有说你 是我儿子 你走吧 No, not you! My son! You can go.
M.J. 你是不是故意让车子被碾碎的 M.J., did you wreck the car on purpose?
没有 它自己滑到路中间去了 No. It just rolled down the driveway.
路明明是平的 It's a flat driveway.
好吧 是我故意的 Okay, I did it.
为什么 Why?
我讨厌这辆车 I hate that car.
那我们重新改装啊 Well, then we'll change it.
你想要什么样就做什么样的 We'll make it whatever you want to.
我不想重做 我不想做一个怪胎 I don't wanna do it. I don't wanna be the weirdo.
亲爱的 有人叫你怪胎吗 Honey, did someone call you a weirdo?
不用他们叫我 他们都用异样的眼神看我 They don't have to. They're always staring at me
把我当做不同种对待 因为我没有爸爸了 and treating me different 'cause I don't have a dad.
亲爱的 Oh, honey.
如果我参加父子公开赛 And if I go to the Father-Son Derby,
只有我会带着妈妈去 and I'm the only kid with his mom,
这样就更糟糕了 it's gonna be even worse.
真抱歉 我完全没想到 I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
我能做点什么吗 What can I do to make it better?
没什么 我就是想要爸爸 Nothing. I just want dad.
足球踢得如何 How was soccer?
太棒了 我觉得周六那天 Awesome. I think we're gonna
我们会让圣马力诺完败的 kick San Marino's ass on Saturday.
不错啊 需要我给你做点东西吃吗 Nice. You want me to make you something to eat?
谢啦 我去换衣服 Thanks. I'm gonna get changed.
她们这一代觉得运动有意思可真可爱啊 It's cute how her generation thinks that sport is interesting.
周六我带她去比赛吧 Oh, and, um, I will bring her to the game Saturday.
周末我们不用换班了 Looks like we won't need to switch weekends.
我以为你和简要出游 I thought you and Jane were going away.
不行 我有工作 Can't. I got to work.
格雷格想让我重新调整 Gregg wants me to rework the strategic plan
国际部那帮人想的策略 所以... the international guys did, so...
是吗 真扫兴 Huh. Well, that sucks.
一直都不喜欢那人 Never liked that guy.
那你为什么和他出去吃饭 Then why'd you go out with him?
他说你和他还喝了点酒 I mean, he said you guys had drinks the other night?
没什么 我们只是... It was nothing. We just, you know...
吃个便饭而已 hung out for a bit.
你知道这样做会让我难堪吧 You do realize that that could be awkward for me.
真是怪了 Huh. That's weird.
怎么 What?
我有个"真是讽刺"的程序 I have an "Isn't That Ironic" app
一听到有人说这类话就会震动 that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.
我认真的 勒奈特 那是我工作的地方 I'm serious, Lynette. That's where I work.
我只是和一个认识的人喝了几杯 It was just drinks with a guy I know,
那人碰巧是你的上司 who happens to be your boss.
我保证不会做让你难堪的事 I promise not to do anything embarrassing
比如 在办公室接吻 Like... kissing in the office.
好吧 你要和格雷格约会 Okay. You know what? You wanna see Gregg?
我没有意见 It's fine with me.
我能不能不吃这个三明治 How about if instead of eating this sandwich,
我想吃巧克力 I just wanted to eat chocolate?
我能不能说 "不" Hey. How about... "No"?
那如果我告诉你一件能让你非常开心的 But what if I told you something about dad and Jane
关于爸爸和简的事情呢 that would make you very happy?
这样可以吗 Then could I?
为什么呢 你这个小骗子 Why, you little finagler.
我怎么能确定你的消息值得我拿 How do I know your information is even worth
藏在橱柜里的优质比利时巧克力来交换呢 the fine Belgian chocolates that I have hidden in the pantry?
相当值得 Oh, it is.
让你尝到勒索的甜头可不好 Oh. It would be wrong to teach you that this kind of blackmail works.
况且 我看得出来 Besides, I can see
你已经迫不及待要告诉我了 you're just bursting to tell me anyway.
爸爸告诉简他这周末要加班时 When dad told Jane he had to work this weekend,
她有些失控 She kind of lost it.
是吗 这消息好像不值得我拿 Really? The chocolate that I am in no way trading
带有杏仁的巧克力来交换哦 for this information has almonds in it.
她说 "我们从来没有时间相处" She was all, "We never have time together"
还有 "你还没提交离婚协议书" and "You still haven't filed the divorce papers."
真的吗 他还没有吗 Is that true? He hasn't?
那个信封仍然躺在厨房的架子上 The envelope is still sitting on a shelf in the kitchen.
放下那个三明治 Put the sandwich down,
不然你会吃不下巧克力的 or you won't have any room left for chocolate.
看看谁刚从外面散步回来 Well, look who strolled in from the outback.
你到底去哪了 Where the hell have you been?
抱歉 我要理清思绪 Sorry. I really needed to sort through some stuff.
思绪 你是指我们的婚礼 Stuff? You mean what hors d'oeuvres
要提供哪种餐前点心吗 we'll be serving at the wedding,
还是指那具死尸 or are you referring to the dead body?
如果你想留下 你最好说点什么 Hey, if you plan on staying, you'd better start talking.
我很爱你 雷尼 I am impossibly in love with you, Renee.
我很想坦白告诉你一切 And there's nothing I want more than to come clean.
但如果我把这件事告诉了你 But if I tell you what's going on,
你也会被卷入是非中 You could get dragged into this,
然后你也会有危险 and then you're at risk, too.
你要相信我 You have to trust me.
你前夫的隐瞒是为了伤害你 Your ex kept secrets to hurt you.
而我的隐瞒是为了保护你 I'm keeping them to protect you.
好吧 Okay.
就这样吗 这么容易 Really? That was easy.
你白天出去瞎晃悠的时候 Well, while you were on your walkabout,
我想起一个事 I remembered something.
配偶特权 Spousal privilege.
那是什么 Which is?
是这里的一条疯狂法律 It's a crazy law we have here.
如果证词对丈夫不利 妻子可以拒绝作证 You don't have to testify against your husband.
所以现在是这样 So here's what's gonna happen.
我们说"我愿意" 然后走过教堂甬道 We say "I do," we walk back up the aisle,
走出教堂的那一刻 the second we're outside that church,
你就可以告诉我一切 you tell me everything.
如果我不呢 And if I don't?
那你可能就享受不到 Well, then I guess you won't be seeing
我提过的婚礼之夜专用招了 those wedding night moves I told you about.
相信我 And trust me...
我的秘密一定比你的强上百倍 my secret is way better than yours.
看来你还活着 So you are alive.
你只是故意不接电话而已 You're just not answering your phone.
抱歉 我只是 I'm sorry. I just...
不能想象在听到那些事情之后 can't imagine what you must think of me
你是怎么看待我的 after hearing all that.
布里 听着 我不评判他人 Bree, listen, I don't judge people.
我为他们辩护 I defend them.
如果我要为你辩护 我必须知道一切 And if I'm gonna defend you, I need to know everything.
从你与你第一任丈夫到与地方检察官 Sexual history from your first husband
证人名单上最后一个人的性生活史 down to the last guy on the D.A.'s witness list.
要不我去厨房里说 How about I go in the kitchen and say it,
你就在这里听 行吗 and you just... listen from out here?
不行 我要你当面告诉我 No dice. I need you to say it to my face.
为什么 Why?
因为你将坐在被告席上 Because you're gonna be sitting at the defendant's table
一个接一个的男人将会站在证人席上作证 while one guy after another takes the stand
按公诉人的要求 and goes into as much graphic detail
绘声绘色地描述更详尽的细节 as the prosecutor wants him to,
整个过程中 陪审团会一直看着你 and the whole time the jury is gonna be looking at your face.
天啊 Oh, dear god.
如果你看上去很愧疚 And if the look on your face is guilt,
他们就会认为你有罪 they're gonna think you're guilty.
所以我必须让你直面生活中的这段经历 So I need you to own this part of your life,
从告诉我一切开始 and that starts with you telling me everything.
好吧 Okay.
我没打算走到这步 不过 I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but, uh,
也许我先告诉你 我的性秘密 maybe it would be helpful if I told you
会有帮助 my sexual secrets first.
这当然不会有帮助 No, it most certainly would not be helpful.
而且 男人才不会为自己的征服史 Besides, men aren't embarrassed
感到尴尬呢 about their conquests.
我要开始说了 I am gonna start talking now.
我的第一次 First time I had sex...
在24岁 I was 24.
我在读法学院 I was in law school.
她是我的同班同学 经验丰富 She was a classmate and rather experienced.
进行的不太顺利 It didn't go very well,
或者应该说 时间太短 or for that matter, last very long.
对 对 很好笑 Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious.
事实上 每年圣诞节 In fact, every Christmas,
我都会收到她寄来的一张卡片 I get a card from her
上面写着"一直很好笑 从未被超越" that says, "Still laughing."
所以说你的初次经历很尴尬 So you had an awkward first experience.
谁不是呢 Who didn't?
你想听更糟的吗 我还有 You want worse? I-I can do worse.
好吧 Okay.
我不知道怎么开口说这件事 I don't know how to say this. Um...
我那儿 尺寸偏大 I am... quite oversized down there.
什么时候这种先天优势 Since when is a man being well endowed
变成了羞辱 considered humiliating?
我是说我的前列腺 I'm talking about my prostate--
我有前列腺增生症 my enlarged prostate.
最好的部分来了 医生说 Best part-- your doctor tells you
这是老人才有的病 It only happens to older men.
我每天要尿尿三十次 That's the reason you have to pee 30 times a day.
现在你知道我年近半百 濒临失禁 So now you know I'm pushing 50, borderline incontinent,
不怎么讨女人欢心啊 And women are scared of my junk.
我的秘密算是够糗了吧 Is that humiliating enough for you?
的确够格 Yes, I think it is.
就等你这句 Glad to hear it.
也就是说 轮到我啦 I have to tell you now, don't I?
我那是处境绝望 I was in a dark place...
孤独无助 lonely...
万分痛楚 于是恶习复萌 And in pain, I started...
又开始酗酒 drinking... again.
结局出人意料 So the kicker to the story is,
汤姆策划出来的那个国际项目 the new international plan that Tom came up with is--
最后好评如潮 is pretty awesome.
虽然他把妹没品 He may not have good taste in women,
但金融上可是玩得转 but he is damn smart about finance.
汤姆只在这方面 Tom is really smart...
非常厉害 in that one area.
敬可怜的简 Poor Jane.
你很喜欢坏他的事 对吧 You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
一点点啦 A little, tiny bit.
理所应当的 You should.
我跟克里斯朵分手时 I wish I had a way of getting back
要能报复一下就好了 at Crystal when we were breaking up.
一定很爽 Must feel good.
简肯定气炸了吧 Jane was pretty pissed, huh?
肯定呀 Oh, apparently.
即时这让我显得很不地道 So even though that makes me a terrible person,
还是谢谢你 thank you for that.
随时为你效劳 我睡真的 Anytime. I mean that.
随时 Anytime.
既然这样 So...
要是我希望你叫汤姆这周加几个晚班 if I asked you to have Tom work a few nights this week,
你答应吗 you'd do it?
既可以帮你折磨前夫 If I could help you piss off your ex
又能跟你多待会儿 何乐而不为呢 and spend more time with you, I see no downside in that.
悉听尊便 You just say the word.
真的 Really?
熬通宵 忙周末 Late nights, weekends.
出出差可以么 Maybe even a few out-of-town trips?
你主意一出 You tell me what you want,
我立即照办 I'll make it happen.
我喜欢你的口气 I like the sound of that.
难怪女人总甘愿倾倒在强势男人脚下 Must be why women fall for powerful men.
后来公诉人提出 And then the prosecutor suggested
我当时可能醉得不醒人事了 I was probably so drunk, that I forgot the whole thing.
等等 你大牌律师有没有 Well, hang on. Didn't your hotshot lawyer
喊着"反对"扑向她 get all up in her face with the "Objections"
"上前说话" And the "Sidebars"
"你不能混淆视听" and the "You can't handle the truth!"?
特里普表现得超赞 Trip was amazing,
但她还坚持说这能用作证据 but she still said it was admissible.
我所有不堪的过往都是证据 My entire sordid past is admissible.
就因为你曾经跟几个男人上过床 So just because you slept with a few guys
就咬定你跟亚历亨德罗有一腿吗 means you slept with Alejandro?
不止几个 More than a few.
抱歉 你继续 Sorry. Carry on.
知道最糟的是什么吗 You know what the worst thing was?
特里普当时的表情 他对我非常失望 The look on trip's face. He was so disappointed in me.
等等 那就是最糟的吗 Wait. That was the worst thing?
比跟某大块头女同住一个牢房20年还糟糕吗 Worse than the whole sharing-a-cell-for-20-years- with-a-big-gal-named-vern thing?
我不会坐牢的 Well, I'm not going to prison.
特里普说过 我们会赢 I mean, Trip says we're gonna win,
我相信他 And I believe in him.
我只愿感谢上帝 发生了这么多事后 I just thank god that even after all of this,
他还愿意相信我 he still believes in me.
其实吧 我想提醒你 Okay, I'm gonna say it.
布里 你迷上你的律师了 Bree, you have a crush on your lawyer.
别瞎说 Don't be ridiculous.
你是有点神魂颠倒的而感觉 You do sound a teensy bit smitten.
才不是呢 我只是很钦佩他的专业能力 I am not smitten. I-I happen to admire his legal skills, and--
他那迷人的蓝眼睛 His dreamy blue eyes?
不是蓝色 是绿色 略带棕色 They're not blue. They're green, flecked with hints of brown.
好吧 也许我有点喜欢他 Okay, maybe I find him attractive,
但你们觉得我会铤而走险 but do you really think I would put myself at risk
跟自己的辩护律师约会吗 by dating my own attorney?
这可说不准 Oh, I don't know.
你跟查克在一起 我们大家都危在旦夕了 You put us all at risk when you dated Chuck.
被迷住没什么可耻的 Look, having a crush is nothing to be ashamed of.
他拯救你 你爱上他 He's rescuing you, and it's in our D.N.A.
对女人再自然不过 to fall for guys who rescue us.
但现在 你再继续下去 会很危险 But in this case, it's just not safe for you to act on it.
你说得对 I guess you're right.
布里 你可是被控谋杀 You're on trial for murder, Bree.
必须保持头脑清醒 You got to keep a clear head.
他也一样 And so does he.
桃瑞丝 真是太谢谢你了 Doris, I just want you to know how grateful we are.
你的捐款将帮助许多瘾君子 Your donation is gonna help so many recovering addicts
回归正常生活 get back on their feet.
别客气 应该是我谢谢你 Oh, stop. I should be thanking you
允许我为这么有意义的事贡献力量 for letting me be a part of all this.
不好意思 办公室比较寒酸 And please forgive the appearance of my office.
因为每一笔善款都到了那些需要帮助的人手中 Every penny that we get goes directly to those in need,
我这里就显得 so there's not a lot left over for...
比较简陋 nice... things.
需要帮助的人 Those in need, huh?
这些不是我的 This is not my stuff!
我只有一张木头书桌 和旧咖啡桌 I had a simple wooden desk, an old coffee table.
是吗 Oh.
还有一架小型钢琴 And a baby grand.
它一定是一边弹琴 Well, that must come in handy
一边唱着"到这来" while you're all singing "Kumbaya"
一边进行针头交易的 during your clean needle exchange.
桃瑞丝 请听我解释 Doris, please.
之前不是这个样子的 This is not what we're about here.
还是再换个老太太骗吧 Find yourself another old lady to fleece.
宝贝 我在车库里准备了点东西给你看 Honey, I need to show you something in the garage.
车修好了吗 Did you fix the car?
没 胡安妮塔用那些木料给松树做了个棺材 No. Juanita used the wood to build a coffin for the squirrel,
但我的确是有惊喜给你 but I do have a little surprise for you.
M.J. 你来的正是时候 Oh, hey, perfect timing, M.J.
我们真需要多个人帮忙 We could really use another pair of hands.
他们在做什么 What are they doing here?
我之前说 我一个人可以办到 Well, I know I told you that I could do this myself,
但我想了想 比赛时每个赛车手 but I got to thinking that every race car driver
都有自己的团队 所以我帮你找来了 has a pit crew, and this is yours.
我们是来帮你的 We're here to help you.
不光是眼前这事 明白吧 And not just about car stuff, you know?
不管有什么需要 都给我们打电话 Anytime you need something, give us a call.
你来看看车身的设计如何 So what do you think of this design? Hey?
看着有点像克尔维特车 It... kind of looks like a Corvette.
有点 根本就是一模一样 Kind of? It's an exact rendering.
看看这轮圈上的光泽 Look at the shading on the wheel well.
行了 你就是照着杂志描的 Calm down. You traced it out of a magazine.
你们真能造出这么一部车吗 Can you guys really build this?
得要你帮忙 Um, well... not without your help.
你觉得该选什么颜色 So what do you think about color?
红色还是蓝色 Red or blue?
妈妈 你说呢 Mom? What do you think?
我想 这是你们男人的事情 I think, uh... this is kind of a guy thing,
你们动手干活吧 and I should let you guys get to work.
我爸爸爱死克尔维特了 My dad loved Corvettes.
我们知道 We know.
他总是说 要是他中了彩票 He always said if he ever won the lottery,
第一件要买的就是克尔维特斯丁瑞敞篷跑车 first thing he'd do is buy a Corvette stingray convertible.
快进来 Come on in.
你看着像是一百万现金 Whoa. You look like a million bucks.
相信我 我知道一百万有多好看 Aw. And trust me, I know what a million bucks looks like.
真会夸人 What a lovely compliment...
是自夸吧 for one of us.
那个 伽罗是城里最好的餐厅了 So, uh, Gallo is the best restaurant in town,
吃过你就明白了 and after tonight, you will know why.
迫不及待了 Well, can't wait.
我们走吧 Let's go.
不过之前 我有礼物要给你 But first... I have a gift for you.
一枚钉子 A nail.
好贴心的礼物 How thoughtful...
是透明的吗 And... imaginary.
这钉子来自于埋葬汤姆幸福的棺木 A nail in the coffin of tom's happiness.
汤姆和简的重点 The end of Tom and Jane.
完全不懂 Completely baffled.
这周每次我要他加班的时候 Every time this week I told him I needed him late,
汤姆都会走进他的办公室 Tom would go in his office,
然后就能听到他在电话上跟简大吵 and I'd hear him on the phone in a big fight with Jane.
你不该告诉我这些的 You shouldn't be telling me this.
不过... But... yay!
你觉得难缠的卡尔森小姐听到 So how do you think the persnickety Ms. Carlson
汤姆调职的消息会怎么样呢 will handle the news of Tom's transfer?
汤姆调职 His what?
我们的国际项目需要先遣部队 The international plan needs a point man,
我要派汤姆去孟买工作一年 so I'm sending Tom to Mumbai for a year.
孟买 印度的孟买吗 M-Mumbai like... India Mumbai?
也就是说咱俩就能 Which means you and I will have Fairview
独享美景镇了 all to ourselves.
我们该走了 We got to go.
勒奈特 Lynette?
上车吧 Car. Huh?
真不敢相信你对我的办公室做了什么 I can't believe you did that to my office.
我本来还安排了管家 I had a butler lined up,
可惜他最后一刻接了别的活 but he booked a commercial at the last minute.
我想我现在该给桃瑞丝打电话 So I guess I'll call Doris now and make an appointment
约一下明天的采购 for shopping tomorrow.
是吗 我想她不会跟我们俩说话了 Yeah, I don't think she'll be answering either of our calls.
她觉得我们俩脑子都有病 加布 She thinks we're both nuts, so thanks a lot, Gaby.
这事赖你 一开始是你要把她 You started it. You're the one who stole her from me
从我那里偷走的 in the first place.
没错 为了行善 Yeah, for something that matters.
行了 别跟我讲大道理了 Oh, enough with the Carlos of Nazareth act.
你根本不是什么行善 This wasn't about helping people.
你就是看到钱 This was about you smelling money
就想赚过来 and going after it.
钱是要捐给中心的 那些人需要帮助 The money was for the center. Those people need it.
给中心 省省吧 你就是好胜而已 The center? Please. You were doing it to win.
你知道吗 And you know why?
卡洛斯 你这人就是野心勃勃 'cause you're a shark, Carlos.
以前是这样 以后也是这样 You always have been, and you always will be.
天性如此 It's your nature.
亲爱的 Honey.
没关系的 我也是这种人 It's okay. I am, too.
所以我们才般配啊 That's why we're good together.
你把桃瑞丝抢走 也许我不开心 Look, I may not like that you stole Doris from me,
但我很高兴你有这种能力 but I do like that you're the type of guy who can.
很性感 It's sexy.
但是 But...
我不想再做这样的人了 that's not who I want to be anymore.
那你想做什么样的人 Well, who do you want to be?
不一样的人 Somebody different.
宝贝 我不想这么说 Well, I hate to tell you this, babe,
但是你的野心改变不了 but the best you can hope to be
换汤不换药 is just a different kind of shark.
没错 要放弃权力并不容易 Yes, it isn't easy giving up power...
承认我们需要 admitting that we might need help
亲朋邻里的帮助 from friends and neighbors...
相信自己的爱人 Deciding that a loved one...
知道如何保护自己 might know what's best for us.
为了一个阴暗的目的 Giving up our better judgment
放弃自己的判断力 for a slightly darker agenda.
但对有些人 But for some,
最难以放下的能力 the hardest kind of power to give up...
就是对自己欲望的克制 is the power to control their own desires.
你好 你想见我 Hello. You wanted to see me?
你是 对案子有什么新想法吗 Did you, uh, have some new thoughts on the case?
有好多 不如我们边用晚餐边说吧 Lots, but why don't we discuss them over dinner?
晚餐 不能在这里说吗 Dinner. Um, can't we talk here?
不要了 我这一天都闷着 No, I've been cooped up all day,
我知道一家很棒的意大利小餐馆 And I know this great, little Italian place.
我觉得这样不好吧 I don't think that's a good idea.
拜托了 我吃过烤面条加干酪沙司之后 Oh, come on. I'm a much better lawyer
业务能力更强劲 after a plate of spaghetti carbonara.
你说怎么样 So? What do you say?
我说... I say...
我们出发吧 let's do it.