爱 死亡和机器人
梅森的老鼠
我看到你了 你个小兔崽子 I see ya, ya twitty wee shite.
我日 Bloody hell.
嘿 Hey!
受死吧 你个混蛋 Take that, ya nasty bastard.
这他妈的是什么 What the fuck is that?
喂 我是梅森 Aye, it's Mason.
你知道哪家害虫防治公司比较好吗 Do you know a good pest control company?
嗯 嗯哼 嗯 噢 好的 Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh. Right.
无须担心 梅森先生 Well, no need to worry, Mr. Mason.
陷阱科技可以解决你的小问题 Traptech can solve your little rat problem.
小 Little?
这他妈的就是老鼠武装革命 It's an armed rat fucking rebellion, is what it is.
问题不大 Well, no.
这种事我们最近见多了 梅森先生 We're seeing quite a lot of this lately, Mr. Mason.
进化而已 Evolution, you see.
人类扭曲环境 Humanity is warping the environment,
迫使动物王国去适应之类的 forcing the animal kingdom to adapt, et cetera, et cetera.
一定程度上会使用工具 无须担心 A certain level of tool use is nothing to worry about.
少说点达尔文理论 多来点杀鼠机器 Less Darwinian theory, more rodent-killing hardware.
请容我向你介绍TT6 Allow me to introduce the TT6.
固定式传感制导激光 A fixed-position, guided pulse laser
能杀死一公里外的一只虱子 with sensors that can zero a woodlouse at a kilometer.
陷阱科技的最新产品 The very latest in Traptech-nology.
每个谷仓只需四台这样的杀戮机器 With just four of these killing machines in each barn,
包你实现谷仓自由 and you really can "Fire and Forget."
多少钱 How much?
我真的需要这玩意儿吗 Do I really need all this shite?
是不是有点儿小题大做了 Is this not a bit fucking overkill?
在鼠患问题上 Well, you can't be too careful
多小心都不为过 梅森先生 when it comes to pest control, Mr. Mason.
谷仓一号上线 And Barn One systems are online.
我们拿到一血了 Oh! We've got a kill already.
怎么样 看吧 How about that? Look at that.
对了 Ah, yes.
我们衷心建议其它动物远离此区域 We do advise that you keep other animals clear of the kill zone.
她叫苏珊 Her name was Susan.
你得给我打折 And I'll be expecting a discount for that.
苏珊
谷仓自由 Fire and forget.
离线
什么鬼 What the fuck?
狡猾的小混蛋 You clever little bastard.
这正是我所担心的 Hmm. I was worried this might happen.
梅森先生 只剩一个方法了 Well, Mr. Mason, there's only one thing for it.
我们需要移动式的 We're gonna have to go mobile.
配有气冷自动加农炮的全新TT-15 The all new TT-15 with gas-cooled auto-cannon,
装甲底盘 和海军无人机同款的 armored chassis, and the same targeting tech
瞄准系统 that navy drones carry.
这才叫使用工具 Now that is what I call tool use.
多少钱 How much?
我们回收了四台TT6 Right, well, we've recovered four of the TT6s,
但合同上说应该有五台 but it says here you had five.
被该死的老鼠毁了 Ah, well, fucking rats trashed them.
那我只能上报为遗失了 I'm afraid I'll still have to report them missing.
祝TT-15给你带来好运 Good luck with that TT-15!
我的妈呀 Bloody hell.
我日 Fuck.
谢谢 thank you.
继续 Carry on.
好样的 Good boy.
天爷 Bloody hell.
欢迎来到老鼠的末日 Welcome to the ratpocalypse.
老天爷 Christ on a bike.
日 Ah, fucking...
我日 Fuck.
我的天 Christ.
简直是第四次世界大战 Like World War fucking IV.
尝尝这个 你这个混蛋 Take that, you nasty bastard.
先生 敬您的勇气 I salute your courage, sir.
我的妈 Bloody hell.
好喝 That's good.
太好喝了 So good.
客服部 谢谢 Customer service, please.
你好 我是梅森 Hello, this is Mason.
对 就是那个梅森 Aye, that's right. That one. Yeah.
我需要取消一张支票 I just need to cancel a check.