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住手 住手 Stop. Stop.
加里 你干嘛呢 Gary, what the fuck?
法院要求扣押财产 Court order for asset seizure.
交财产税啊 麦迪 Pay your property taxes, Maddie.
不 这是个误会 我在和他们协商缴款日期呢 No, this is a mistake. I'm negotiating a payment schedule.
看来他们受够协商了 Guess they're done negotiating.
所以要拿走我的车吗 我是网约车司机啊 So they take my car? I'm an Uber driver.
不关我事 Not my problem.
我只靠当酒保挣的那点儿钱 怎么缴得起税啊 How am I supposed to pay their taxes just bartending?
我的问题是你拒我于千里之外 My problem is that you went radio silent on me.
是因为这个吗 Is that what this is about?
不 我和政府也有合约 No, I also have a contract with the county,
但我要说的是 but I'm saying,
你最好向我解释下你为什么 a little explanation about why I never heard from you again
人间蒸发 that would've been nice.
你不能一言不合玩失踪 三个月说短不短 You can't just ghost people. Three months is not nothing.
才三个月吗 我感觉不止呢 是好的那种 Three months? Felt longer. In a good way.
等等 加里 住手 Wait, Gary, please stop.
你是对的 好吗 You were right, okay?
我爱你太深 所以我畏缩了 My feelings were so intense that I got scared.
我不知所措 I freaked out.
真的吗 Is that true?
当然是真的 你个大呆瓜 Of course it's true, you big dummy.
昨晚我洗衣服时 我心里想着 Last night, I was doing laundry, and I thought to myself:
"我想念那个混蛋 "I miss that fucker.
我想念他嚷嚷着纽约喷气机队战术错误” I miss hearing about what the Jets were doing wrong."
还有你带领球队会怎样 What you would do differently if you ran the team.
- 他们绝对好多了 – 超级加倍 - They'd be so much better. - So much better.
那天我看到一只绿色袜子 The other day, I saw a green sock,
心想 那肯定是加里的 and I was like, that's Gary's.
这样感觉真好 This feels good.
你就说我车不在 好吗 Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
行吧 你知道吗 Yeah. You know what?
我会这样说的 因为你车真会不在 I will do that because it's not gonna be here.
啥 那是我表弟 What...? That's my cousin.
他来自意大利 He's from Italy.
加里 我向天发誓 他是我表弟 Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
远方表弟 他们的文化就这么热情 Second cousin. That's their culture.
你去过意大利吗 Have you ever been to Italy?
这次咱俩绝对一刀两断了 I wanted closure, I got closure.
- 谢谢 – 加里 别这样 - Thank you. - Gary, come on.
- 露水情缘而已 – 不 我觉得不是 - It was a fling. - No, no, it wasn't, not to me.
我姐说的对 My sister was right about you.
你那个因为虐待老人被逮捕的姐姐么 Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?
好吧 加里 Okay, Gary.
你真有病 There's something seriously wrong with you.
你觉得你自己很完美么 You think you're so perfect?
你优柔寡断 这点很讨人厌 You're indecisive, which is annoying.
好吧 加里 对不起 你能不能载我一程 Okay, Gary, I'm sorry. Will you drop me off?
我今天要去当酒保 I'm bartending at the Claw today.
天啊 God. You know...
我不会做决定 I just can't decide.
你个混球 You're an asshole.
你以为我乐意么 You think I chose this?
蒙托克东部码头
嗨 加里 你想点什么 Hi, Gary. What can I get you?
一个香蕉面包 Let me get a banana bread.
等等 Actually. Wait, hold on.
还是柠檬面包好了 I gotta go lemon loaf.
我要 I'm gonna...
我还要热的 I want a heated...
- 一共四块五 – 好的 - That's gonna be 4.50. - Right.
快点 Come on.
嘿 Hey.
你搞什么呢 What the hell are you doing?
拯救我的房子 Trying to save my house!
- 拍到没 – 拍到了 - You got it? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
不 不 不 不 No. No, no, no.
快点 兄弟 Come on, man.
不
要
见怪
振作起来啊 麦迪 Gotta get it together, Maddie.
你再违规一次 驾照就会被吊销 One more infraction and you lose your licence.
老娘没车 有驾照也没用 Lot of good a licence is gonna do me when I don't have a car.
那栋房子是我妈留给我的 My mom left me that house.
房贷都还清了 他们能这样做吗 It's paid off. Can they do this?
你没缴税的话 他们的确可以 If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.
那些有钱的混蛋大摇大摆搬进来 So these rich fucks move in
我们却要缴三倍税 狗屁一堆 and then our taxes triple? Bullshit.
好消息是 缴纳日期延至九月一日 Good news is you have till September 1st.
- 你会缴齐的 – 没车可不行 - You'll pay it off. - Not without a car, man.
你知道我不当司机 一天得亏多少钱吗 Any idea how much money I lose every day I'm not Ubering?
夏天最能大赚一笔 Summer's when I make my nut for the year.
我懂 I get it.
这些人搬进来 想把我赶走 These people are moving in, trying to push me out?
你知道那是什么感觉么 Do you have any idea what that feels like?
你当然懂 谢了 Course you do. Thanks.
- 海边见 – 好 - See you on the water. - All right.
别这样 兄弟 你知道我们是做什么的 Come on, dawg. You know how we do.
新房在海边 New house is right on the water.
把老房子拆咯 早晚的事儿 Tore down the old place. Gotta come out.
金汤力配青柠 G and T with lime.
没错 我每天带他出海 Yeah, I take him out on the boat, like, every day.
我们中午才营业 We're not open until noon.
兄弟 我待会儿再打给你 Know what, bro? Let me call you right back.
现在就是中午 It is noon.
是十一点五十七 It's 11:57.
懂了 Got it.
现在几点 Now what time is it?
十一点五十六 It's 11:56.
- 还钱 – 你怎么不去船上等呢 - Give it back. - Why not wait on your boat?
我们一开业 我就吹雾笛 I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.
你没事吧 我只想点杯喝的 The fuck's wrong? Just asked for a drink.
嘿 住手 干嘛呢 Hey, hey, hey. Stop that. What is going on here?
先生 我来帮你调 Sir, I will make your drink for you.
天啊 Good Lord.
得了吧 你得炒了她 Fuck that. You need to fire her.
不行 她有残疾 I can't. She has a disability.
啥 我没有 What? No, I don't.
- 你没有 – 没啊 - You don't? - No.
- 我以为你有才雇你的呢 – 狗屎 - That's the reason why I hired you. - Bullshit.
今年夏天绝对不能这样 好吗 You know what? We cannot start off the summer like this, okay?
一年中其他时间 随你耍脾气 You could be a bitch any other month of the year.
十月 三月 随你便 Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.
千万不要是六月 行么 Don't be a bitch in June. Okay?
我们靠这些人赚钱 These people keep our lights on.
这些人害我失去房子 These people are the reason I'm losing my house.
对不起 芬恩 我今早一团糟 Sorry, Fern. I'm having a shitty morning.
看得出来 Yeah, I see that.
我有个好法子 You know what helps me?
折餐巾 Folding napkins.
这车只要一千美元啊 Oh, this car's only $1000.
诶唷 只有轮胎 Oh, no, that's just the tyres.
二手网站没有 我查过了 Not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.
再不济 你可以去捐肾啊 You could always sell your kidney.
还有卖头发 血浆 卵子 You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs.
人体是摇钱树 只是大家不懂 The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that.
吉姆 我能感觉到 咱们的宝宝越来越笨 Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
我只是想帮忙 Just trying to help.
你也可以把房子租出去啊 You could always rent the house out.
不 我受不了那些人夏天 No. I can't stand the thought of those summer people
来我房子里度假 being in my house.
嘿 你看这个 Hey, hey. Look at this.
"想为上大学买辆车么 "Need a car for college?
今夏与我们十九岁的儿子约会吧 Date our 19-year-old son this summer.
他是个好小伙 非常聪明 He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart
但是十分害羞 不善交际 but socially shy.
母胎单身 我们走投无路 Never had a girlfriend. We've tried everything.
想要寻找一位有吸引力 善良聪明的女性 We're looking for an attractive, kind, intelligent woman,
二十至二十五岁 early to mid-20s,
和他约会 让他秋季上大学前成为真正的男人 to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
作为回报 您将得到一辆别克君威 In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal
车况良好 毫无锈迹 里程数四万公里 clean, rust-free, 40K miles.
非诚勿扰” Serious enquiries only."
"约会"俩字儿还加了引号 "Date" is in quotes.
- 开玩笑呢吧 – 不 - It's gotta be a joke, right? - No.
你见过那种直升机家长没 Have you seen these helicopter parents?
他们愿意为孩子付出一切 They'll do everything for their kids.
难以置信 他们没直接帮儿子破处 Surprised they're not gonna fuck him themselves.
可是要求年龄二十到二十五岁 It does say early to mid-20s, though.
- 问题不大 我看上去很年轻 – 好吧 - That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
你连房子都不想租出去 You won't rent your house out,
竟然愿意把下面租出去么 but now you'll rent out your vag?
大人们说话呢 The adults are talking.
就因为我是男的 我就不能发表意见么 Just 'cause I'm a guy, I can't express an opinion?
- 没错 闭嘴 – 嗯 - Exactly. Yeah, shut up. - Yeah.
你小子背上还全是哔哔鸟纹身呢 You have a Road Runner tattoo covering your entire back.
你没资格管教别人的身体 Don't think you should tell anybody what to do with their body.
那付费订阅网站呢 What about an OnlyFans page?
那是什么 吉姆 What's an OnlyFans page, Jim?
那个太耗时间了 我现在就要车 That would take too long. I need a car now.
只是难以置信 你真在考虑这个 没别的 Just surprised you're considering this. That's all.
我之前和别人一夜情可没车拿 I've had a one-night stand before and gotten zero Buick Regals for it.
宝贝 你不懂 女人会有各种理由和人上床 Babe, you don't know this, but women have all sorts of reasons for having sex.
我有次就是因为不想早起通勤 I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
我有次是因为不想玩卡坦岛桌游 I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.
我有次第一次约会就和那人上床 I had sex once on a first date
- 因为我觉得他要杀了我 – 天啊 - 'cause I thought he was gonna kill me. - Jesus.
你现在有我了 宝贝 You're with me now, babe.
那人就是你 呆瓜 She's talking about you, dumbass.
耶 棒呆了 Yeah! Epic!
浪花美极了 没有游客 Waves are firing. No tourists.
- 你们错过真可惜 – 搞不好是假的 - You guys are missing out. - It's probably not even real.
但它确实是搞到一辆车最快的方法 It would be the fastest way to get a car.
没错 那小孩说不定看到你就早泄 Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts as soon as he saw you.
- 你直接开车回家 – 天啊 - Then you can just drive right home. - Oh, my God.
- 吉姆 – 要听听我的意见吗 - Jim. - You want my opinion?
他们利用我们 我们何尝不能利用他们 These people use us. So why don't we use them?
我只知道我妈想让我拯救那栋房子 I just know my mom would've wanted me to save that house.
嗯 现在什么都贵 Yeah. Things are so expensive now.
你以为我想一年里又当服务生又教小孩啊 Think I wanna wait tables after teaching kids all year?
听我说 Listen to me.
你如果真急着用车 就用我们的面包车 If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.
我让莎拉去帮那小孩破处 I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead.
- 你脑子有什么问题 – 吉姆 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Jim.
只想活跃气氛而已 Just trying to keep it light.
好像那小孩想跟孕妇上床一样 Think a kid wants to have sex with you in your current condition?
- 滚回海上 – 我才开了瓶啤酒呢 - Get back into the sea. - Just opened a beer.
滚回海上 Go to the sea.
- 冷死了 – 滚回海上 - It's cold as fuck-- - Go in the ocean.
老子不回来了 Might just keep paddling.
逾期未交
麦迪 Maddie.
- 噢 嗨 – 嗨 - Oh, hi. - Hi.
嘿 Hey.
- 这里好找吗 – 还行 - Any trouble finding the place? - No.
还成 找到了 No. Found it.
欢迎来到我们的家 Oh, well, welcome to our home.
我是艾莉森 这是我丈夫劳尔 I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.
劳尔德 像千层面吗 Layered? Like lasagna?
千层面 不 劳尔 Lasagna? No. Laird.
劳尔 我说的对吗 Laird. Am I saying that right?
没错 单音节 劳尔 Yeah, one syllable. Laird.
好的 Okay.
- 叫我劳尔 - 我真不行 - Just call me Laird. - I can't.
要我上去 还是你们下来 So should I come up, or do you wanna come down here?
- 来吧 - 上来 - Come on. - Yeah, come on up.
- 真棒 - 上来吧 - That'd be great. - Come on up.
我想告诉你 I just want you to know,
我们完全尊重性工作者 we have the utmost respect for sex workers.
我不是... I am...
性工作者 not a sex worker.
- 并非这职业不妥 - 没错 - Not that there's anything wrong. - Oh, no.
麦迪 和我们聊聊你 So, Maddie, tell us about yourself.
- 你来自哪里 - 我住本地 - Where you from? - Here, actually.
本地人 Wow, a local.
我真嫉妒 I'm jealous.
你整年住在天堂 You live in paradise all year long.
我本来想在电话里问的 你多大了 I meant to ask this on the phone, but how old are you?
我知道你们想找二十岁出头的人 I know you were looking for someone early to mid-20s.
- 我年纪稍大 - 好的 几岁了 - I'm slightly older. - Right. How old?
我刚过29岁 I just turned 29.
- 最近吗 - 去年 - Recently? - Last year.
- 那你是29岁吗 - 去年 - So you're 29? - Last year.
那此刻 你到底几岁了 And how old are you, like, right now?
- 再老一岁 - 就是30岁 - One more year older. - So 30.
没错 32岁 Yeah. 32.
我... I...
我能说实话吗 May I be frank?
我猜我能来这 是因为你们找不到其他人 I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet,
之所以寻觅不得 and the reason you haven't found anyone yet
是因为年轻女孩都笨笨的 is because young girls are idiots.
这不怪她们 毕竟还年轻 That's not their fault. They're young.
不过... But...
我们说的可是你儿子 this is your son we're talking about.
你该找个外表看似同龄人 What you need is someone who looks like a peer,
然而内心成熟 but has the maturity to be able to handle this
且办事机敏的人 with the tact and sensitivity the situation requires.
- 她挺不错的 - 很好 - She's good. - Good.
回答很棒 Good answer.
我们只是很担心儿子 We've just been so worried about our son.
珀西很可爱 但又敏感 Percy is so loving, and he is so sensitive,
而且非常阳光 and he's extremely bright.
明年他要去普林斯顿了 He's going to Princeton next year.
我听说了 Oh, I've heard of it.
他是个才华惊人的音乐家 却从不示人 He's an amazing musician, but won't play for anyone.
他有些社交困难 He's just having a lot of trouble socially.
作为母亲 You know, and as a mother,
四年来 我都看不下去了 that's just been really hard to watch these past four years.
他总是玩手机 不出房间 he's always on his phone, doesn't come out of his room,
他既没朋友 又不和女孩聊天 he doesn't have any friends, he doesn't talk to girls.
不喝酒 不聚会 不开车 Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties, doesn't drive.
我做的事 他全不做 Doesn't do anything that I did.
我们不能把他就这样送进大学 We can't send him to college like that.
他肯定撑不下来 He'd never make it.
所以你们想找专业人士 Well, that's why you called a professional.
不是专业人士 只是需要一台车的女孩 Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car.
这事真不容易 Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.
我们想尽办法让他胆子大一些 We tried everything to bring him out of his shell.
我们几乎无计可施了 We're at the end of our rope.
在他的年纪 我非常害羞 I was shy when I was Percy's age.
不过我上大学之前曾和一个女孩约会 But I dated this girl right before I went to college,
她让我变得性开放 and she really opened me up sexually.
- 好的 - 芭芭拉 - Okay. - Barbara.
总之 我上大学之前 Anyway, by the time I got to college,
我放开了自己 茁壮成长 I was out of my shell and thriving.
没错 这正是我们对珀西的期望 Yes, and that's what we want for Percy.
这是他吗 Is this him?
是的 Yes.
- 哇哦 他好可爱 - 没错吧 - Wow, he's adorable. - Isn't he?
那么... So...
要怎样做呢 how does this work?
比如无看守监禁之类的 The honour system or...?
我们知道他的密码 That, and we know his passcode.
他不是男同吧 And he's not gay?
不是 我们看过他的浏览记录 No. We've seen his Internet history.
都是些露骨的色情片 但不是同性恋 Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.
也有点男同 人物很多 A little gay. Large groups of people.
我不是对礼物吹毛求疵 不过是别克车吗 Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but does it have to be a Buick?
正是爸爸开的车 It's just what Dad drove.
你何不和珀西约会呢 别克就是你的了 Okay, then, why don't you date Percy and the Buick is yours?
不仅仅是约会 你明白吗 And don't just "date" him, you know?
去了解他 因为他是个好孩子 Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid.
你所说的约会 So when you say date him,
指的是约他 还是"约他" do you mean date him or date him?
- 是的 - 没错 - Yes. - Yeah, that's correct.
- 约他 - 狠狠地约他 - Date him. - Date him hard.
好的 Okay.
我会约到他疯狂 I'll date his brains out.
他在房间吗 需要我跳进去给他个惊喜吗 So is he in his room? Should I jump out and surprise him?
不 不 他不在 No. No, no, no. He's not here.
他不能知道这事 谁都不能知道 He can't know about this. Nobody can know about this.
任何人都不能知道 Nobody can know about this.
这会打击到他 Also, it would devastate him, which would defeat the purpose
无法达到建立自信的目的 of building up his confidence.
好的 Right. Right.
他在动物收容所志愿服务 早十点到晚六点 He volunteers at the animal shelter from 10 to 6.
你可以去那里 假装想收养一只狗 We thought maybe you could go and act like you wanna adopt a dog.
我估计不会发生 And I don't see this happening,
不过万一他已经有约... but if Percy dates somebody the organic way...
- 明白 最好去工作 - 没错 - Got it. Better get to work. - Yeah.
我在飘移 我在飘移 I'm drifting. I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.
嗨 想要无条件偏爱吗 Hi. Can I interest you in some unconditional love?
- 想体验被沾满口水吗 - 他能帮我吗 - Looking for something to slobber on you? - Can he help me?
他照顾狗狗 我和人打交道 Well, he works with the dogs. I deal with the people.
可是你气质很奇怪 But you have a weird energy.
别担心 我绝育了 Don't worry, I've been neutered.
我想找他 I want him.
珀西 你可以帮下这位女士吗 Percy, can you help this lady?
我可以摸下你的腊肠犬吗 Mind if I touch your wiener?
- 什么 - 你的狗 - What? - Your dog.
可以 Yeah.
需要什么帮助吗 How can I help you?
我想收养一只狗 I wanna adopt a dog.
好的 Oh, yeah. Sure.
很好 Great.
- 这部动画真酷 - 这是动漫 - That's a cool cartoon. - It's anime.
没错 我说的就是动漫 Yeah, animated. That's what I said.
麻烦帮帮我 Excuse me. I need your help.
抱歉 Sorry, sorry. Okay.
你想收养哪种狗呢 What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?
我想把这些狗全部收养 I wish I could adopt them all.
哪一只最难搞 Which is the most fucked up?
最糟糕的就是麦洛 The most messed up is Milo.
这就是麦洛 This is Milo.
他在这里时间最长 He's been here the longest.
他本是警局的缉毒犬 后来被迫退休 He was a drug dog for the state police, but they forced him into retirement
因为他对可-卡-因上瘾了 because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.
可卡因 Cocaine?
不 麦洛 No! Milo!
麦洛 麦洛 Milo. Milo.
一听见这词 他就发疯 If he hears the word, he gets triggered.
抱歉 麦洛 我刚来不熟 Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.
没事的 It's okay. It's okay.
我需要问几个问题 I have to ask you questions
确保你是个合格收养者 just to make sure you're a suitable candidate.
每位收养者都要按规评估 We do it with everyone. It's the rules.
要遵守规则 是吗 A little rule follower, huh?
是的 这很重要 Yeah, they're super important.
有没有办公室或者私人空间呢 So is there, like, an office or somewhere private?
有办公室 An office.
- 这边来 - 好的 - Come right this way. - Great.
麦迪·巴克 Maddie Barker.
我离你太远了 I feel so far from you.
有配偶吗 Spouse?
目前单身 Currently single.
谢天谢地 Thank God too.
你会很开心的 顺其自然 You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.
"未婚" "Unmarried."
有孩子吗 Children?
没有 天呐 我这么年轻 No. God, no. Too young.
我还在玩乐的年纪 喜欢认识新朋友 Having fun still. Meeting new people. I love that.
"未育" "Childless."
你为什么想收养狗呢 Why do you want to adopt a dog?
因为我不能养自己的狗 Because I can't have dogs of my own.
如果你搬家的话 怎么处置狗狗呢 And what do you plan to do with the dog if you move?
我不会搬家 I'm not moving.
假设呢 Well, if you did.
我一辈子都住在这儿 哪也不去 I have lived here my whole life. Not going anywhere.
不好意思 我不是有意打听 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
别啊 可以打听 No. Pry.
打开我的心 Pry me open.
什么 已经 Oh, what? Already?
好的 抱歉 Okay. Sorry.
我会把这张表发给我的上级 I'll have to send this application up to my supervisor.
继续 你还没问完 Come on. Gotta be more questions.
没错 不过我得下班了 Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up.
你可以改天再来 So yeah. You can come back another day, though.
改天或许我就不想要狗了 I might not want a dog another day.
我想要只狗 就现在 I want a dog right now.
那也许你不适合养狗 Well, then, pet ownership may not be for you.
你听起来更像是 You sound a lot like the kind of person
我们将狗狗从你手上解救的那类人 we would normally take a dog from.
我开车带你回家如何 How about I give you a ride home?
我们可以在车上继续聊 And we can keep talking?
- 你家顺路 - 你怎么知道我住哪 - You're on the way. - How do you know where I live?
你父母告诉我的 Your parents told me.
- 你说什么 - 你书包上写的 - What? - It's on your school bag.
一切顺利吗 Everything under control?
克里斯宾 早退的规章制度是什么 Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy about leaving early?
这里严厉禁止早退 对吗 It's like we super can't do that, right?
绝对不允许 是不是 Would that be, you know, frowned upon?
来吧 我们走 Oh, come on. Let's go.
好的 Okay.
你可以自己搞定 对吗 You can finish alone, right?
我猜你做这些很久了 Bet you do it all the time.
谢谢 Thanks.
再见 Bye.
好的 Okay, then.
同意 Approved.
- 这是你的车吗 - 只此一夜 - That's your car? - It is for tonight.
你知道吗 Actually, you know what?
真不巧 我想起来我是骑单车来的... This sucks, but I just remembered I rode my bike here, so...
这是我 我骑这个回家 This is what-- I'll go on this.
好吧 Well, that's okay.
我可以把这个放后座 I can just throw it in the back.
你可以和我一起坐前面 You can ride up front with me.
不是吧 我不咬人 Oh, come on. I won't bite.
你想要我咬也可以 Unless you want me to.
好吧 但不准咬人 Okay. But no biting.
我想说 我也和女生出去玩过几次 I mean, whatever. I've been with girls a couple times.
- 剩下的安全带呢 - 这是寄腰上的 - Where's the rest of my seat belt? - It's a lap belt.
假装你在飞机上 我是你的乘务员 Pretend you're on an airplane. I'll be your flight attendant.
乘务员怎么会开飞机 Why is the flight attendant flying the plane?
我把飞行员杀了 劫持了飞机 I've killed the pilot and taken over the plane.
你是我的人质 You're my hostage.
- 这不是回我家的路 - 这是抄近路 - This isn't the way to my house. - It's a shortcut.
帮我报警
给我 你在干嘛 Give me that. What are you doing?
我们这一代人就是离不开手机是吧 Our generation and our phones, huh?
到家了 We're home.
好吧 Okay.
你在拿什么 给我准备的吗 What you got down there? Something for me?
该死的 Oh, fuck!
为什么 Why?
你要绑架我 You tried kidnapping me!
我怎么绑架你 你19岁了 别那么幼稚 I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.
你让我进货车 还拿走了我的手机 You put me in a van and took my phone.
如果我要绑架你 If I were kidnapping you,
我会先告诉你我的个人信息吗 would I give my personal information first?
你用你的防狼口哨就好了啊 Why couldn't you have used your rape whistle?
我为什么会有防狼口哨 Why would I have a rape whistle?
那你为什么会有防狼喷雾 Why do you have fucking Mace?
抱歉 Sorry.
你能把水管拿过来吗 谢谢 Will you get the hose, please? Please.
- 水管坏掉了 - 水龙头打开了吗 - It's broken. - Is the water on?
- 得先打开水龙头 - 你跟我开什么玩笑 - You have to turn the water on? - Are you fucking with me?
- 我以为它开着 - 水龙头 - Maybe it was already on. - The spigot.
- 去开水龙头 - 好 - The spigot. - Oh, okay.
天 God.
天 God. Fuck.
- 别对我着直接喷 - 抱歉 - Stop spraying me with it. - I'm sorry.
我想帮忙的 对不起 I'm trying to help. I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不知道你想干嘛 I didn't know what you were trying to do.
- 我只是觉得你很帅 - 你觉得我帅 - I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?
对 我认为你超帅 Yeah. I think you're super hot.
也许我们可以约个会 Maybe we should go on a date, then?
我去换条裙子 I'll go throw another dress on.
哦不 不是现在 我意思是 可以明天 Oh, no, I didn't mean now. I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like...
一个真正的约会 a real date.
好 那样更好 Yeah, that's better.
好吧 Okay.
那就明天见 Tomorrow, then.
谢谢你送我一程 Thank you for the ride.
再见 Bye.
不敢相信这个孩子要去普林斯顿 Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton.
他笨得像猪一样 He's dumb as shit.
他只是害怕外界 He's just afraid of the world.
他们都是 从小被保护得很好 They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap.
我表妹 20岁了 还住在家里 My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home.
不戴安全帽不出门 Won't go outside without a helmet.
可能是有疾病吧 It might be a medical thing.
问题出在父母 他们太宠孩子了 The problem is the parents. They baby him.
总之 我今晚需要这辆车去约会 Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big date.
- 不行 -什么 - No. - What?
不行 No.
我得花一周的时间 Gonna take me a week
才能把防狼喷雾的味道去除掉 to air that thing out.
莎拉怀孕了 她不能闻那些味道 Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
借芬恩的那辆车吧 Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.
那肯定能让他脱掉裤子 That'll drop his panties.
- 嗨 梅尔 - 嗨 梅尔 - Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
你们好 Hey, guys.
有听说梅尔的事吗 Did you hear about Mel?
她找了个有钱干爹 She got herself a sugar daddy.
你也可以试试 You could do that.
你就不担心没车开或者财产税了 Then you wouldn't have to worry about a car or property taxes.
不要 我才不要整个夏天都陪着有钱的混蛋 No. No way I'm gonna be on call to some rich asshole all summer.
如果你看到我这么做的话 If you see me doing that,
这说明我已经走投无路了 it means I've completely compromised who I am,
你可以杀了我 因为我已经放弃我自己了 and you can kill me because I've given up.
我早该拿到那辆别克了 但这孩子完全没搞头 I should have this Buick by now, but this kid is unfuckable.
你看起来像巴哈马的会计师 Well, you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.
长裤有点热 It was too hot for pants.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我现在很开心 约会是个很棒的主意 I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
我可以来这里吗 Am I allowed to be here?
对 我认识店主 没事的 Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine.
可我还没满21 It's just that I'm not 21.
在这里没关系 That doesn't matter here.
我觉得这是联邦法律 但 I think it's a federal law, but...
服务商在哪 Where is the waitress?
我只是希望我父母不知道我在这 I just hope my parents don't find out that I'm here.
他们会来这吗 Do they come here?
不会 他们会定位我手机 No, no. They track my phone.
好吧 那他们在你身上安芯片吗 Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?
她终于来了 闪电侠 There she is, the Flash.
你要喝什么 麦迪 What do you want, Maddie?
我要一杯长岛冰茶 A Long Island iced tea for me, and...
- 百事可乐 谢谢 - 我们只有可口可乐 - Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.
- 你想去别的地方 - 不 珀西 - Do you wanna go somewhere else? - No, Percy.
也给他一杯长岛冰茶 He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
我很紧绷 I'm really tense.
怎么了 还好吗 Why? Is everything okay?
还好 我昨晚梦见你很激烈 Yeah, I just-- I had this really intense dream about you last night.
别问 Don't ask.
当然 这是隐私 Of course. That's private.
你做过这种梦吗 Do you ever have those?
激烈的梦 Intense dreams?
实际上 有过 Actually, yeah.
说说看 Tell me.
你知道《自杀小队》的哈莉·奎茵吗 You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
好吧 Okay.
我有次梦到我不让她领养一只狗 I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.
她把我关在一个狗笼里 So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages
然后拖到她的藏身处 and dragged me back to her hideout.
我又踢笼子又大叫 I kicked at the cage and screamed.
然后你就高潮了 And that made you come?
我没有 I did not.
那怎么会是个春梦 How is that a sex dream?
你问我是否也有过激烈的梦 You asked me if I have intense dreams.
说得对 我应该说的更清楚些 You're right. I should've been more specific.
我小时候经常做这首歌的噩梦 I used to have nightmares about this song when I was a kid.
为什么 Why?
因为讲的是一只专吃男人怪物的事 'Cause it's about a monster. A man-eater.
"她只在夜晚出没 男孩们 小心了 "She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy.
她会吃掉你" She'll chew you up."
我觉得这首歌不是这个意思 I don't think that's what the song is about.
我会查查看 I'll look into that.
一杯长岛冰茶给美国甜心 Long Island iced tea for America's sweetheart,
另一杯给男孩 and one for the boy.
好消息 顺带一提 Oh, good news, by the way.
我们今天有新的狗狗 We got some new dogs in today.
所以如果你还想养狗的话 So, you know, if you're still looking...
这是我喝过最难喝的冰茶 This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.
珀西 你很快就要去上大学了 Percy, you're going to college soon.
你得学会喝酒 You're gonna have to learn how to drink.
你不能一辈子都怕东怕西的 Can't go your whole life scared of everything.
我没有怕东怕西 I'm not scared of everything.
来吧 喝了 Come on. Open up.
乖乖喝下去 Have your medicine.
- 快点 小鸟 - 我不喜欢 - Come on, baby bird. - I don't like it.
- 该死 - 哇哦 - Oh, shit. - Well, well,
看看今天吹的什么风 look at what the tide dragged in.
你好 崔维斯 Hello, Travis.
不知道你有没有听说过 Well, I don't know if you heard, but...
太棒了 恭喜恭喜 That's great. Congratulations.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you.
没想到你搞失踪 Turns out your little disappearing act,
是我遇见的最棒的一件事 that was the best thing that ever happened to me.
很高兴我帮到了忙 Well, I'm happy I could help.
你知道 You know...
我太太 会说三种语言 my wife, she speaks three languages.
她超级性感 床上功夫很棒 She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.
我们做什么事都一起 We do everything together. All of it.
太棒了 她下面的飞机杯可以放进洗碗机吗 That's great. Is her vagina dishwasher-safe?
不行 No.
她是真实的人 She's a real person.
不像你 Unlike you.
想知道最棒的是什么吗 Wanna know what the best part is?
我告诉她我爱她时 When I told her that I loved her,
她对我说同样的话 而不是转身溜之 she said it back to me instead of running away.
像懦夫一样 Like a coward.
看来你们第二次的约会真的很刺激 That must've been a really exciting second date.
你最好小心她 You better be careful of this one.
她是个滑头 She is slippery.
再见 崔维斯 Bye-bye. Bye, Travis.
- 他是你前男友 - 是朋友 - Is that your ex-boyfriend? - More like a friend.
感觉你不太喜欢他 It felt like you didn't really like him.
你也见过他了 你喜欢他吗 You met him. Do you like him?
我没和他上过床 I didn't have sex with him.
你想吗 我可以叫他回来 Do you want to? I can call him back over.
- 嘿 崔维斯 - 不不不 - Hey, Travis. - No, no, no. No.
我没想这样 我只是 I don't wanna do that. I just...
我不明白你为什么会 I don't know why you'd have sex with someone
和不喜欢的人上床 if you don't like them.
当时是圣诞节 我很孤独 我不知道 Because it was Christmas, I was lonely. I don't know.
那你后来为什么玩失踪 Why'd you disappear on him?
你怎么那么多问题 What's with the questions?
我们不能就喝个烂醉 开心一点吗 Can't we get drunk and have fun?
抱歉 我只是想多了解你一些 Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you.
- 你想离开这里吗 - 当然 拜托了 - Do you wanna get out of here? - Yes. Please.
我觉得我有点醉 I think I'm a little drunk.
你喝了挺多的 Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
不 我没有 No, I wasn't.
天 我爱海滩 God, I love the beach.
感觉在这里好自由 你不觉得吗 I just feel so free out here. Don't you?
是啊 Yeah.
海滩好像关门了 已经过了八点了 I think it's closed, though. Oh, it's after 8, so...
我们可以等开放的时间再来 We could come back during operating hours.
- 那整片海滩都是我们的了 - 这很危险 - We got the whole place to ourselves. - Lots of red flags.
- 我们去游泳吧 - 这没有救生员 - Let's go swimming. - There's no lifeguards.
完美 我们可以裸泳了 Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping.
看 禁止游泳 Oh, look, no swimming.
真可惜 Oh, we tried.
你知道 那些规定比较像建议 You know, those rules are more like just suggestions.
来吧 把你的小短裤脱了 Come on, let's get youout of these Daisy Dukes.
麦迪 我不知道 Maddie, I don't know.
你觉得我长得丑 我就知道 I'm ugly to you. I knew it.
- 我就知道 - 什么 - I knew it. - What?
不 No.
- 不是 - 看起来就是 - No. - Seems like it.
不 我... No, I...
我觉得你... I think you're the...
我觉得你是我见过最漂亮的人 I think you're the prettiest person I've ever seen.
真的吗 Really?
哪里漂亮了 Pretty where?
是这里吗 Pretty here?
还是这里 Or pretty here?
会不会有鲨鱼 What about sharks?
这里没有 None here.
水母呢 Jellyfish?
夏天没有 Not in season.
没有救生员 我不太放心 It's really the lack of lifeguards that's causing an issue for me.
- 赶紧给我过来 - 好吧 - Just get the fuck in here right now! - Okay! Okay. Okay.
来吧 我保证不会有事 Come on. I promise nothing's gonna happen.
《大白鲨》的开头不就这样演的吗 Isn't this how Jaws started?
我相信你 I'm going to trust you.
看吧 没那么糟 See? It's not so bad.
操她 Fuck her!
操她的屁股 Fuck her in the butt!
- 他们在干什么 - 不知道 - What are they doing? - I don't know.
你们好 Hello.
你们在那边干什么 Hey, what you up to over there?
忙我们自己的事 Just doing our taxes.
这些你们的吗 These yours?
是啊 扔在哪就行 Yeah, no need to fold them.
我们把她的衣服拿走 把衣服拿走 Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes.
把她的衣服拿走 Take her fucking clothes.
他们要拿走我们的衣服 They're taking our clothes.
- 给我放回去 - 不服来打我啊 - Hey, put that back! - Suck my balls!
我警告你们 I'm warning you.
再见了 海王八 Bye, sea bitch.
你说过不会发生坏事的 You said nothing bad would happen.
得找大人帮忙 We need to find an adult.
珀西 你已经是大人了 Percy, you're an adult.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
哦 伙计 搞什么鬼 Oh, dude. What the fuck?
- 很恶心吧 - 天呐 - Gross, right? - Dude.
真的恶心 It's like nasty.
- 等等 你是认真的 - 掉了一个 - Wait, are you serious? - We lost one.
- 太好了 - 过来 贱人们 - Fuck yeah. - Come here, cunts.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
该死 Shit.
- 别过来 - 你自找的 - Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?
该死的... Fucking...
来啊 Come on.
过来啊 Come here. Come on. Come on.
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 康纳 - 搞什么 - Connor. - What the fuck?
你呢 也想试试我的厉害吗 What about you? You want the business?
- 给你 拿去吧 - 偷拿别人衣服很酷吗 - Take it. Take it. - Think it's cool to steal clothes?
- 你是不是有毛病 - 我要报警了 - You need fucking help. - I'm calling the cops.
给我滚出蒙托克 And stay the fuck out of Montauk!
我们聊到哪了 Where were we?
发生什么事了 What happened over there?
我把我们的衣服拿回来了 I got our clothes back.
- 你揍了那些孩子 - 没有 - Did you beat up those kids? - No.
- 他们道歉了 - 我听到尖叫声 - They apologised. - I heard screaming.
那是他们道歉的声音 That was the apologising.
我不喜欢这样 你不太对劲 I don't like this. Something's really wrong with you.
他们拿走了我们的衣服 手机 钥匙和钱包 They had our clothes, our phones, our keys, our wallets.
我好不容易拿回来了 I got them back.
你又做了什么 什么都没做 What would you have done? Nothing?
- 你应该感谢我 - 我都想到办法了 - You should be thanking me. - I was coming up with a plan.
什么办法 给你爸妈打电话 To do what? Call your mom and dad?
像个男人一点 Sack up, ho.
对不起 我说得太过了 来做爱吧 Sorry. That was mean. Let's fuck.
不要 No?
为什么不要 Why not?
因为你好像要吃掉我 Because it's like you're trying to eat me.
哦 天呐 Oh, God.
我不会和不认识的人做爱的 I'm not gonna have sex with somebody that I don't know.
不认识比较好 相信我 It's better that way. Trust me.
我不这样认为 Not for me.
真是扯淡 我受够了 我真替你感到可悲 This is bullshit. I'm done. I feel sorry for you.
浪费我他妈的时间 Fucking waste of time.
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
- 嘿 把衣服给我 - 好 - Hey, give me my clothes. - Okay.
给 把你的小短裤拿过去 Here, take your little booty shorts.
我的手机呢 在你车上吗 Where's my phone? Is it in your car?
- 没有 - 你都没看一眼 - Nope. - You barely even looked.
- 不在这里 - 你能查一下吗 - It's not in here. - Can you check?
我父母需要知道我在哪里 My parents need to know where I am.
为什么 你还是个小孩吗 Why? Are you a child?
把手机给我 Give me my phone!
珀西 快点下去 Percy, get off my hood.
你先把手机还我 Not until you give me my phone.
我需要手机 I need it.
好吧 看来只能这么做了 Okay, guess we're doing this.
- 好耶 - 这不好笑 麦迪 - Oh, yeah. - Okay, very funny, Maddie.
- 哟 - 快让我下来 - Yo! - Now let me off.
把手机还我 我只是要手机 Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.
- 我这样开到芝加哥都行 - 把手机还我 - I will drive to fucking Chicago. - Just give me my phone.
别试探我 我可是个疯子 Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy.
我愚蠢至极 完全不在乎... I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a--
我去 Fuck me.
- 谢天谢地 - 该死 - Oh, thank God. - Fuck.
- 蠢货 - 感谢老天 - Idiot. - Oh, thank God.
好 靠边停车 快停下来 Okay, pull over. Just pull over. Just stop.
再被抓到违规就完了 我不能被吊销驾照 I'm on probation. I can't lose my licence.
靠边停 Pull over.
- 你在干什么 - 抓紧了 - What the fuck are you doing? - Hang on.
抱歉 撑住 Sorry. Hold on.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
天啊 God.
我没看到警察 应该甩掉他们了 I'm not seeing any cops out there. I think we lost them.
你确定 仔细看看 Are you sure? Keep looking.
真不敢相信你直接开车冲过了铁轨 I can't believe you drove over the train tracks.
我以为我们必死无疑了 I thought we were gonna die.
你真的很勇敢 那样抓着引擎盖 You were really brave, holding on to the hood like that.
大部分人早就掉下去了 Most guys would've fallen off.
我从小学钢琴 手很有力 I have pretty strong hands from piano lessons.
我们应该来点音乐 We should have some music.
没错 Yeah, yeah.
对了 谢谢你借我衣服穿 Hey, thank you for these clothes, by the way.
我很喜欢你的房子 很温馨 I like your house a lot. It's cosy.
卧室才是最棒的 待会你就会看到 Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.
我们的短裤一样诶 Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.
你从小就会跳舞吗 Did you grow up dancing?
打我 Smack it.
你想要...我打你的屁股 You want...? Me smack it? You want me to smack it?
- 真的可以吗 - 真的 - Do I have your consent...? - Yeah.
使劲打 Smack it. Harder.
用点力 Hit it.
抱歉 Sorry.
你在这里住多久了 So how long have you lived here?
你有点重 压到我的腿了 You're a little heavy on my legs.
想换位置吗 You wanna switch?
想去卧室吗 Do you wanna go to the bedroom?
我们可以慢慢来 We can take it slow.
好 Yeah.
- 谢谢 - 你没事吧 - Thank you. - Are you okay?
很好 我想要... Yeah, I wanna-- I wanna--
没事 我只是有点痒 我们进去吧 Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
抱歉 Sorry.
是不是很奇怪 Does it look weird?
- 没事的 - 我的背也很痒 - No, it's fine. - My back itches too.
- 天啊 - 怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What?
天啊 Oh, God.
有时我焦虑就会起疹子 This happens sometimes when I get anxious.
我知道你很想要 抱歉 I know you're really horny. I'm sorry.
我去 Fuck.
这是治冲浪板疹的 但应该也有用 This is for board rash, but it should do the trick.
这也太丢脸了 I'm so embarrassed.
别这么说 Don't be.
我有次扮成婴儿去参加万圣节派对 I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
我喜欢的人也在那 我们亲热的时候 My crush was there, and as we were hooking up,
我俩都发现我身上起了尿布疹 we both realised that I got diaper rash from my costume.
我那时21岁 I was 21.
你没穿内裤吗 You didn't wear underwear?
尿布就是内衣 Diapers are underwear.
不是 尿布更像是穿戴式马桶 No, they're not. Diapers are like wearable toilets.
我又没尿在里面 Well, I didn't use it.
你当然没有 Sure, you didn't.
你终于笑了 There's a smile.
我生活中都没什么好笑的事情 I don't really have a lot to smile about.
我很少离开房间 I can barely leave my room.
我在这房子里住了一辈子 Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
真的吗 Really?
我离开过一次 在我十八岁的时候 I did leave once, when I was 18.
我有个定制的冲浪板 I had this custom board
上面有所有我想去冲浪的加州沙滩 of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.
我一路跑到纽约 然后掉头回来了 Made it all the way to New York City before I turned back around.
为什么回来 Why'd you turn around?
我突然意识到 我需要的一切都在这里 I just realised everything I need is here.
我妈也生病了 所以... And my mom got sick. So...
我得留下了照顾她 I stayed to take care of her.
你爸为什么不来照顾 Why couldn't your dad do it?
手抬起来 Lift up your arms.
我不得不转学... I had to switch schools...
九年级我去同学家过夜 被大家知道 after I had a sleepover in ninth grade and everybody found out
我有时还睡在爸妈的房间 所以... that I still slept in my parents' room sometimes, so...
谣言越传越夸张 变成我和爸妈睡在同张床 It turned into this rumour that I slept in the same bed with them...
后变成我和他们上床 and then it became that I had sex with them.
太可怕了 It was awful.
也许这就是我基本独自一人的原因 Probably why I spend so much time alone.
你没有朋友吗 You don't have any friends?
我有很多朋友 但都是网友 Yeah, I have tons of friends, just online.
乔迪也帮了我很多 Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
谁 Who?
我之前的保姆乔迪 Jody's my old nanny.
转过来 Turn around.
很抱歉今天不能和你做爱 I'm sorry I couldn't have sex with you today.
我想我比较浪漫一点 I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.
没关系 It's okay.
要不明天我们一起约会 Maybe we could spend the day together tomorrow?
我保证我会准备好 Then, I promise, I'll put out.
听起来不错 Sounds nice.
就像这样 嗖的一下 It's just, like, swish.
那是什么 What's that?
你作弊 No blocking sensors!
你 出局了 You! You're out!
那个飞盘一样的 还有那个最小的... Frisbee thing and then the smallest...
好 Yeah.
好了 知道了 知道了 Yeah. Got it, got it.
再见咯 Bye!
找点事做吧 Get a life.
试试 There.
你终于可以在击球时喝酒了 You can finally drink while you're at bat.
你真懂我 还有什么吗 You get me. What else?
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
把手指伸出来 And stick out your finger.
现在你永远也摆脱不了我了 Now you're stuck with me forever.
这是指铐 It's a finger trap.
珀西 把我手弄开 Percy, get me out of this.
别拉 别拉 放松 Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
把手指往里推 Just push in.
我们一起读高中的话 你说我们会成为朋友吗 Do you think we would've been friends in high school?
我觉得会 Yeah, I think so.
我不知道 我觉得你是那种... I don't know. I feel like you were, like...
舞会皇后之类的人 prom queen or something.
我没参加过毕业舞会 I didn't even go to prom.
什么 没人邀请你吗 What? Nobody asked you?
人人都邀请我 连老师都邀请我去 Everybody asked me. Teachers asked me.
我有舞伴 裙子 还有·... I had a date, and a dress, and...
发生什么事了 What happened?
很久之前的事了 谁还在乎呢 It was a long time ago. Who cares?
我在乎 I care.
你之前问我妈生病的时候 Well, you asked why my dad didn't take care of my mom
我爸为什么没照顾她 when she was sick.
因为当时他和他的家人在城里 It's 'cause he was in the city with his family.
他们来这过暑假 They summer here.
他们有了婚外情 They had an affair.
然后就有了我 And then I came along.
我只是一个他不想应付的麻烦 I was just a mess that he didn't wanna deal with.
所以他委托律师搞定了一切 So he had his lawyers clean everything up,
给了我妈一些钱 一栋房子 好让我们离开 gave my mom some money and a house to make us go away.
多年后 我给我爸写了封信 Years later, I wrote my dad a letter
问他为什么不想和我有瓜葛 asking why he wanted nothing to do with me.
但在舞会那个早上... But on the morning of prom...
我收到退回来的信 原封不动 I got the letter returned, unopened.
所以在那之后 我就不想去舞会了 And so after that, I didn't wanna go to prom.
我不想... 我什么都不想做 I didn't wanna-- I didn't wanna do anything.
我就待在房间里哭 I just stayed in my room and cried.
你为什么不再联系他 Why didn't you reach back out to him?
去他的 走的人是他 他可以主动联系我啊 'Cause fuck him. He left. He can reach out.
干嘛 What?
我可以亲你吗 Can I kiss you?
是乔迪 It's Jody.
谁 Who?
乔迪 我的保姆 还记得吗 Jody. My nanny. Remember?
- 灯塔见 - 好 -"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.
好的 Okay.
你真的不想直接去我家吗 You sure you don't wanna just go back to my house?
因为那个吻 我还很兴奋呢 I'm still horny from that kiss.
太好啦 乔迪 Yes, Jody!
- 嗨 - 他来啦 - Hi. - There he is.
挠痒痒王子 The tickle prince.
这位肯定是大名鼎鼎的麦迪了 So this must be the famous Maddie.
你是乔迪 你是珀西的保姆 And you're Jody. You were Percy's nanny?
玛丽·波平斯先生 Mr Mary Poppins.
你们关系很亲近吧 是吗 You guys stayed pretty close, huh?
是啊 非常亲密 Oh, yeah. Super close.
哥们 赢什么了你 What'd you win there, pal?
- 那是飞盘吗 - 是的 麦迪赢来的 - Is that a Frisbee? - Oh, yeah, Maddie won it.
- 赞 - 看看 - Nice. - Look at that.
- 麦迪 厉害 - 是啊 - Maddie, score! - Yeah.
珀西 飞个远的 Hey, Perce, go long.
我去捡 I got it.
- 小家伙真有活力 - 你他妈想干嘛 - Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?
- 什么 - 那是他父母的钱 不是他的 - Excuse me? - It's his parents' money, not his.
你是恋童还是怎样 You like little kids or something?
我恋童 你可是个男保姆 Do I like little kids? You're a male nanny.
你想从他身上得到什么 What do you want from him?
跟你一样 我想和他约会 Same thing as you. I wanna date him.
我在这儿给很多有权有势的家庭当过保姆 I have nannied for a lot of powerful families out here.
如果你伤害他的话... So if you hurt him...
我就伤害你 I'll hurt you.
你打算做什么 朝我扔奶嘴吗 What are you gonna do? Throw a pacifier at me?
- 嘿 伙计 - 嘿 - Hey, bud. - Hey.
飞进带刺的灌木丛里了 但我捡回来了 It was in a prickle bush, but I got it.
太厉害了吧 That's incredible.
你们准备好迎接礼物了吗 Okay, are you ready for your gift?
- 准备好了 - 好了 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我要拿出来了 I'm bringing it out.
我的天啊... Oh, my God...
你是从哪儿找出来的吗 Did you find this?
想着这会让他早点爱上冲浪 Figured it would get him into surfing early.
这也... Wow, this is...
- 这是电动的 - 真的吗 - It turns on. - It does?
我们开来看看会不会好点 Why don't we see if that makes it better?
好 我记得我有电池的 Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
不错 Nice.
不好 No.
别克车那事进展得怎样 Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?
- 我还没拿到车- 不是吧 - I haven't gotten it. - Really?
为什么 Why?
他们还没把车给你吗 I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?
你可以起诉他们的 You could sue them for that, you know.
其实我们还没上过床呢 Actually, we haven't had sex yet.
他需要先增进下感情 He just needs more of a connection first.
我真的挺喜欢他的 我们正往朋友发展 I actually really like him. We're becoming friends.
他会忘了我的 他秋季就要去上大学了 He's gonna forget about me. He's going to college in the fall.
我不知道 I don't know.
今晚就能成事 我们约了去吃晚餐 Well, it's happening tonight. We're getting dinner.
你们要去吃晚餐 You're going to dinner.
好吧 所以你们真的是在约会 Okay, so you're, like, "dating" dating, then.
闭嘴 Shut up.
我知道我在做什么 I know what I'm doing.
麦迪 Maddie.
是我 道格·汗 It's me, Doug Khan.
我们是高中同学 记得吗 我... We went to high school together. Remember? I...
我是田径队的 I ran varsity track?
我开的樱桃红米亚达 I had that sweet cherry-red Miata?
我和我们的西班牙语老师沃尔什上过床 I had sex with our Spanish teacher, Mrs Walsh.
道格·汗 你当时上了电视 Doug Khan! You were on TV.
沃尔什老师不是坐牢去了吗 Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail?
没有 No.
是我妻子坐牢去了 Mrs Khan did.
我们结婚了 We got married.
但是... But, you know...
他们没报道过这事 they never run that story.
有什么事吗 道格 How can I help you, Doug?
我现在是房地产经纪人 Well, I'm a real estate broker now.
不用我说你也知道 这是个很棒的社区 I don't have to tell you, this is a fabulous neighbourhood.
这条街上的地简直了 I mean, an acre on this street?
说个价吧 麦迪 Name your price, Maddie.
- 很高兴跟你叙旧 道格 - 别啊 拜托 - It was great catching up, Doug. - Listen, come on.
如果你不付清抵押债务 If you don't pay off your lien
政府会低价售出你的房子 the county's gonna fire-sale your house.
这样你会损失一半的钱 You'll lose half of what it's worth.
让我挂出去 你就可以全价卖出 Let me list it, you'll get full price.
好让他们把房子拆毁吗 So they can tear this whole thing down?
离我的院子远点 道格 Stay off my yard, Doug.
这主意很蠢吗 Was this a stupid idea?
不 我很喜欢 我们终于能去舞会了 No, I love it. We're finally going to prom.
我有东西给你 I have something for you.
我带了这个 I have this.
从我花园里摘来的 It's from my garden.
小心点 Careful.
你看起来太帅了 我们要拍张照吗 You look very handsome. Should we take a picture?
我把手机落家里了 故意的 I left my phone at home. On purpose.
- 什么 - 真的 - What? - Yeah.
- 我不信 - 真的 - I don't believe you. - No, I did.
- 我不信你 - 真的 真的没带 - I don't believe you. - No! I don't have it.
是真的 我就是想跟你聊聊天 I did. I did. I just wanna talk to you.
直接掰开 Just crack it.
这些钳还很锋利呢 The claws are still sharp!
这比我真的去参加舞会好多了 This is so much better than if I actually went to my prom.
你为什么不去 Why didn't you?
我没邀请任何人去 I just didn't ask anybody.
为什么 Why?
不知道 可能是... I don't know. I guess...
经历了学校的那些事后 我想当个隐形人 After everything that happened at school, I just wanted to stay invisible.
他们看不见我 这样就不能取笑我了 If they couldn't see me, they couldn't make fun of me.
人们应该看到真实的你 你真的很棒 People should see who you are. You're great.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 怎么了 - 弹一曲吧 - What? - Play something.
不 No.
你说你会弹钢琴 你应该上去弹一首 You said you play. You should play something.
我是不会弹的 I'm not going to play.
如果你不弹 If you don't play something,
那我就当着全部人的面致辞 I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant
告诉他们你是个多么棒的情人 about what an amazing lover you are.
很好 他们也是时候知道了 Good. It's time they find out.
停 停 停 Stop, stop, stop.
你想让我弹什么 What do you want me to play?
无所谓 都可以 弹给我听 Doesn't matter. Play anything. Play it for me.
干 Fuck.
我干 Fuck me. Fuck.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
操 Fuck.
♪她只在夜晚出动♪ She'll only come out at night
♪像一匹饿狼♪ The lean and hungry type
♪没什么好奇怪的 我之前就见到过她♪ Nothing is new I've seen her here before
♪伺机而动♪ Watching and waiting
♪她坐你身旁 却心系门外♪ Oh, she's sitting with you But her eyes are on the door
♪你以为是免费的♪ So many have paid to see
♪很多人却为其掷千金♪ What you think you're getting for free
♪她如此野性♪ The woman is wild
♪一只被捷豹呼噜声驯服的母猫♪ A she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
♪金钱至上♪ Money's the matter
♪如果你是为爱而来♪ If you're in it for love
♪那你可走不长远♪ You ain't gonna get too far
♪她来了♪ Oh, here she comes
♪朋友小心 她会把你生吞活剥♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
♪她来了♪ Oh, here she comes
♪她是男士杀手♪ She's a maneater
♪我才不会像你这么傻♪ I wouldn't if I were you
♪我了解她会做什么♪ I know what she can do
♪她太致命 她会粉碎你的世界♪ She's deadly, man She could really rip your world apart
♪令你神魂颠倒♪ Mind over matter
♪她有着靓丽外表 心内却如猛兽♪ Oh, the beauty is there But a beast is in the heart
♪她来了♪ Oh, here she comes
♪小心 她会把你生吞活剥♪ Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up
♪她来了♪ Oh, here she comes
♪她是男士杀手♪ She's a maneater
真棒 Yes!
什么鬼 What the fuck?
这也太不可思议了 That was unbelievable.
你怎么会弹那首歌 How did you even know that song?
我们谈到过"少男杀手" We talked about "Maneater,"
所以我回家把它学会了 so I went home and learned it.
你到底是什么人呀 What are you?
珀西 Percy.
娜塔莉 天呐 真是太有意思了 Natalie. Oh, my God. That's so funny.
刚才的表演太精彩了 Hi. That was amazing.
天呐 哥们 好久不见了 Oh, my God. Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.
我父母说你要去普林斯顿了 My parents said that you're going to Princeton.
- 是呀 - 我也是 - Yeah. - I am too.
天呐 那太棒了 Oh, my God, that's so great!
那该多好玩呀 我就知道 How funny is that? I know!
棒极了 That's amazing.
麦迪 这是麦迪 Maddie, this is Maddie.
麦迪 很高兴见到你 你是他父母的朋友吗 Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
不 No.
- 那么你激动吗 - 是的 非常激动 - So are you excited? - Yes! So excited.
就是这太疯狂了 Except it's wild, I look at all
当我看着我高中里那些新入学的姑娘们... like,the freshman girls at my high school...
然后 不知怎么 我觉得自己很老 你懂吗 and I don't know. I just feel so old. You know?
- 是呀 - 是呀 见到你真高兴 - Yeah. - Yeah. So good to see you.
我不知道你们接下来打算做什么 I don't know what you're doing later
但我待会打算去参加一个派对 but there's this party that I'm going to.
有一帮即将入学普林斯顿的人会去 There's gonna be a bunch of Princeton people there.
我们有安排了 但还是谢谢你 We have plans, but thank you so much.
真不巧 我可以把地址发给你 Oh, dang. I can send you the address.
他没带手机 所以... He didn't bring his phone. So...
- 我可以把地址发给你 - 不用了 - Oh, I can give you the address. - No need.
- 又没什么坏处 - 可能有的 - Can't hurt. - Might hurt.
阿马甘塞特路三十一号 31 Amagansett Road.
见到你太高兴了 It was so nice to meet you.
天呐 明年肯定特别好玩 我等不及了 Oh, my God. Next year is gonna be so fun. I can't wait.
真是激动人心 是呀 That's so exciting. Yeah.
好了 很高兴碰到你 Okay. So nice to run into you.
很高兴认识你 女士 So nice to meet you, ma'am.
再见 今晚玩得开心 Bye. Have a good night.
- 好的 好的 好的 - 再见 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bye.
真有意思 So funny.
我可不记得点了一个绿茶婊作甜品 Don't remember ordering a phoney bitch for dessert.
娜塔莉其实 人很好的 Natalie's, like, super nice.
不管怎样 我不敢相信你钢琴弹得那么好 Well, anyway. I can't believe you can do that,
却不会开车 but you can't drive.
实际上 我在考虑考驾照了 Yeah, actually, so I've been thinking about getting my licence.
- 那太好了 - 是吗 好呀 - That's great. - Yeah? Good.
你知道 因为去普林斯顿 You know, 'cause Princeton's like
大概要做五个小时的火车 five hours away by train,
但如果我有车了 我就可以... but if I have a car, then I can...
我周末回来就会容易很多 It'll be a lot easier for me to come back here on the weekends.
你会... Well, you're gonna...
你会想在学校过周末的 You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.
可能你说得对 Yeah, you're probably right.
你可以经常来看我嘛 You can always come visit me.
我没有车 Well, I don't have a car.
你可以坐火车呀 就五个小时而已 Oh, you could take the train. It's only five hours.
是呀 Yeah.
我只是... 我不搞异地恋 I just don't really... I don't do long distance.
你知道吗 我听说蒙托克在秋天是最美的 You know, I hear Montauk is the best in the fall.
夏天的时候人们都离开了 所以... All the summer people are gone. So...
花在路上的时间太多了 It's a lot of travel.
我不知道你想要什么 I don't know what you want.
就想今晚开开心心的 不再谈论这些事了 Just wanna have fun tonight and not talk about all this stuff.
抱歉 我想离开了 I'd like to leave, please.
你认真的吗 Are you serious?
是的 Yes.
这也是我的毕业舞会 It's my prom too.
该死 Fuck.
- 我只是从现实考虑 - 是呀 - I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.
我也是 Me too.
你现在开始喝酒了 You're drinking now?
是呀 我喜欢利口酒 Yeah. I love vermouth.
我不久就要去上大学了 我得学会喝酒 对吧 I'm going to college soon. I need to know how to drink, right?
我们这是要去哪儿 Where are we going?
这是一条近路 It's a shortcut.
普林斯顿的聚会吗 The Princeton party?
你说过我应该和我年龄相仿的人来往 对吗 You said I needed to hang out with people my own age, right?
我不是指今晚呀 Well, I didn't mean tonight.
那就别来 Then don't come.
派对 Party!
你们认识珀西吗 Do you guys know Percy?
你们认识珀西吗 Do you know Percy?
最近怎么样 伙计们 Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys?
是你们的兄弟 卡梅隆·B It's your boy, Cameron B.
我们要在蒙托克一个超棒的派对上 We are kicking the summer off
开启我们的夏天 right at a sick house party in Montauk.
该我了 你们好 是我 崔斯·古琦 Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.
如果你或是你认识的人被霸凌了 If you or someone you know is being bullied,
千万别害怕说出来 never be afraid to speak up.
- 霸凌不是... - 抱歉 女士 - Bullying is not a... - Excuse me, ma'am.
我们录像的时候能否请您别这样呢 谢谢 Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you.
只是想开一瓶啤酒 冻住了 Just getting a beer, Frosted.
她刚刚叫我老头子吗 Did she just call me Frosted?
刚才这种情况 朋友们 就是我们所说的霸凌 That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh?
不 可别拿手机拍呀 救命 我被人拍了 Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.
你们见过珀西吗 Have you seen Percy?
哎呦 妈妈 你多少岁呀 Oh, yo, mami. How old are you?
二十三 Twenty-three.
该死 也太老了 Damn, you old as fuck.
没有不敬的意思 他喜欢熟女 No disrespect. He loves cougars.
我就好年纪大的这一口 I fuck with the big cats.
你们两个大块头怎么不互相亲热呢 Why don't you two big cats fuck each other, then?
- 这是侮辱人吗 - 把大门关上 - Is that an insult? - Shut the front door.
当然是呀 教授 It sure is, professor.
我们之间发生关系是件羞耻的事吗 我不明白 Why is us having sex with each other an insult? I'm confused.
把你刚才说的那些话再说一遍 Say what you just said. Say that again.
不 我没有恐同的意思 No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.
那你是什么意思呢 How'd you mean it, then?
只是个玩笑 我没有... It was a joke. I'm not...
我也和女孩交往过 I've been with girls.
我不恐同 I'm not homophobic.
你他妈是从哪冒出来的 别拍我了 无可奉告 Where the fuck did you come from? Stop filming me. No comment.
那是谁的妈妈呀 Whose mom is that?
你们见过珀西吗 Have you seen Percy?
天呐 Oh, my God.
很好笑吗 Was that funny?
他和娜塔莉在楼上 He's with Natalie upstairs.
让开 过一下 Move! Coming through.
- 珀西 - 怎么 - Percy? - Yeah?
等等 你叫珀西吗 Wait, your name's Percy?
是呀 Yeah.
珀西 Percy?
抱歉 继续吧 Sorry. Continue.
珀西 Percy?
现在人都不滚床单吗 Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?
珀西 Percy?
开门 Open this door!
珀西 Percy!
珀西 开门 这是你最后的机会了 Percy, open this door. This is your last chance.
- 你跟他上床了吗 - 天呐 - Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.
你跟他上床了吗 Did you fuck him?
冷静点 拜托 什么事也没发生 Calm down. Please, nothing happened.
房间在晃 The room is spinning.
你这就已经醉了吗 You're drunk already?
不 他吃了什么东西 我不知道 No, he took something. I don't know.
我觉得是什么药 I think it was a pill.
珀西 你吃了什么吗 珀西 你吃了什么药吗 Percy? Did you take something? Percy, did you take a pill?
过来... Come...
把手指伸进喉咙里 让自己吐出来 Stick your fingers down your throat. Make yourself throw up.
- 我不想 - 再深一些 再深一些 - I don't wanna. - Deeper, deeper.
不 No.
我来 Let me do it!
感觉好一些了吗 Do you feel better?
一点也不 Not even at all.
我不知道吃了布洛芬不能喝酒 I didn't know you couldn't drink on Ibuprofen.
那就是你吃的药吗 That's what you took?
- 找到她了 - 好了 谁开的玩笑 - Found her. - Okay, who told the joke?
你父母居然在这吗 Your fucking parents are here?
你觉得我们儿子会没经过同意就举行派对吗 You think our son would have a party without our consent?
到此为止了 来吧 你不属于这里 That's it. Come on. You don't belong here.
我不属于这里 我他妈在这里生活了一辈子了 I don't belong here? I've fucking lived here my whole life!
你们不属于这里 You don't belong here.
你不该出现在高中生的派对上 小姐 You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
好吧 是的... 我们这就走了 Oh, well, yeah... We're leaving.
- 让我... - 离她远点 - Let me get... - Stay away from her.
退后 好吗 Stay back. Okay?
- 我说 放过她... - 退后 - I said, let go of her... - Stay back!
- 出去 来 - 别碰我 珀西 - Get out of here. Come on. - Don't touch me! Percy...
该死 该死 麦迪 Oh, shi... Oh, fuck! Oh, sh... Maddie.
该死 Fuck!
我们该走了 We should go.
我只是想让你知道我永远都不会伤害你的 I just want you to know I would never hurt you.
我知道 I know.
我准备好拥你入怀了 I'm ready for you.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
是的 Yes.
好吧 Okay.
我... I...
我不知道 开口在哪呢 I don't know. Where's the perforation?
我来帮你 Let me help you.
我爱你 I love you.
珀西 你喝醉了 Percy, you're drunk.
一点点 A little.
有关系吗 我是说 我还是爱你 Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.
我觉得我们不该在你喝醉的时候做 I don't think we should do this when you're drunk.
你的第一次不该是这样 Not for your first time.
好吧 Okay.
我觉得我们应该等等 I think we should wait.
如果这是你想要的话 If that's what you want.
这是我想要的 That's what I want.
瞧这是哪个还没恢复过来的小家伙 Well, look what the cat dragged in.
- 昨晚很开心吧 - 是的 很开心 - Fun night? - Yeah, yeah, really fun.
那就好 That's good.
我可以开车载你去上班 我们可以聊聊天 Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.
事实上 我来开车可以吗 Actually, would it be all right if I drive?
我在考虑考驾照 你懂的 我需要一些练习 I'm thinking about getting my licence, so, you know, I could use the practice.
我儿子 要成为有驾照的人了 My son, the licenced driver?
是呀 就是... 你知道 如果我有车了 Yeah, it'll just... You know, if I have a car,
我去看我女朋友就会更容易一些 it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.
你的女朋友 Your girlfriend?
她叫麦迪 Yeah. Her name is Maddie.
她比我年纪大一些 但她非常非常有趣 She's on the older side. But she's really, really fun.
- 有趣很重要 - 是的 - Fun's important. - Yeah.
她不太想异地 所以我就不去普林斯顿了 She doesn't really wanna do long-distance, so I'm not gonna go to Princeton.
什么 What?
你懂的 麦迪在这里 Just, you know, Maddie's here.
这样对我们都更合理 Just makes sense for us.
你要去普林斯顿 You're going to Princeton.
我不去了 I'm not.
- 我十九岁了 - 好的 - I'm 19. - Okay.
我是个成年人了 I'm an adult now.
我可以自己做决定 我要待在这 好吗 I can make my own decisions. And I'm going to stay here, okay?
宝贝 不如你去车里等着 你爸爸马上出来 Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car? And Daddy will be right out.
这都是些什么鬼 What the fuck was that?
放松些 好吗 Just relax, okay?
你为了谋生开车 这次就换我了 You drive for a living. Let me take this one.
她是想谋取那辆特斯拉 She's angling for the Tesla.
给她打电话 我要把她骂一顿 Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
- 你要教训她? -没错 - You're gonna yell at her? - Yeah.
你这是要把一个能劝他上大学的人惹毛吗 You're gonna yell at the one person who can convince him to go to college?
- 你说得没错 - 是啊 - You're right. You're right. - I know.
你认为他们... 是不是... You think that they...? That...?
联系她 现在打 Call her. Call her now.
你好 Hi.
我正要给你打电话呢 I was gonna call you.
我认为我做不到这件事 Listen, I don't think I can do this.
珀西已经陷得太深了 Percy has gotten way too attached.
你可以取走那辆车 You can have the car.
真的吗 Really?
就算我们没... Even though we didn't...?
你已经让他打开心扉了 这就是我们想要的 You got him out of his shell, and that's all we wanted.
但现在他有了想要留在蒙托克的念头 But now he's got this idea that he wants to stay in Montauk,
你得说服他去上大学才行 and you need to convince him that he has to go to college.
行吧 Yeah.
好 好 我今天就把车转给你 Great. Great.I'll sign over the title today.
所以只要我能说服他去普林斯顿 So if I can convince him to go to Princeton,
我就能拿到车了 I get the car?
我也不用跟他做爱啦 I don't have to have sex with him anymore?
- 听见吗 麦迪 能听见吗 - 麦迪 - Hello? Maddie? Hello? - Maddie?
喂 Hello?
我能喝点酒吗 Can I try some wine?
- 可以啊 - 当然 - Yeah. - Sure.
我觉得挺好 I think that's okay.
好了 差不多了 Okay. That's good.
放轻松 Easy there.
慢点 宝贝 Sweetie, please.
- 你想要喝个爽就喝吧 - 没事 - You wanna savour it. Savour it. - Yeah.
我好像约错时间了啊 Did I double-book?
你们不要了解了解麦迪吗 Aren't you guys gonna ask Maddie about herself?
哦对 麦迪 你是..你是哪里人呢 Oh, Maddie, where are you--? Where are you from?
本地人 土生土长的本地人 Here, actually. I'm from here.
对 实际上她从来没..你没出去过 对吧 Yeah, in fact, she's never--You've never left, right?
这儿太漂亮了 可不能怪你 It's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.
鸡肉做得很好吃 This chicken is delicious.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
妈 又不是你做的 伊内兹做的 Mom, you didn't make it. Inez did.
珀西 Percy.
啊 重点是很美味嘛 Well, the important thing is that it's delicious.
我认为真相才是重要的 I think the important thing is the truth.
而我没有对你们做到完全诚实 And I haven't been entirely truthful with you all.
我把约会定好 I didn't get the dates wrong.
就为了能将你介绍给爸妈 I just wanted to introduce you to them,
但我不知道怎么解释你年纪为何这么大 but I didn't know how to explain how old you are.
我也没那么老 Well, I'm not that old.
其实我知道有个人 I actually know someone
他跟我们高中的西班牙语老师结婚了 who married our high school Spanish teacher.
他们差了四十岁哦 Forty-year age difference.
四十岁 你是不是也这么大啊 Forty years?And that's how old you are, right?
不 No.
你们不好奇我俩怎么认识的妈 You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?
你们怎么认识的 How'd you meet?
你来说吗 还是我来吧 我记得最清楚了 Do you wanna tell them? No, I'll tell them. This is so us.
这真的很巧 麦迪想要领养一只狗 It's actually really random. Maddie came in to adopt a dog.
但是我觉得她完全不够资格就拒绝了她的申请 Yeah, but I rejected her application because she was totally unqualified.
但我们彷佛干柴烈火 But we still hit it off.
第一天见面我就好好调教了她 I mean, the first day we met, I had to Mace her,
她真是有够骚包的 she was so fucking horny.
珀西 珀西 礼貌点 Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
我开玩笑呢 开玩笑 开玩笑的 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
我俩其实有很多共同点 We actually have a lot in common.
四年后 我们都是高年级生了 In four years, we'll both be seniors.
噢 实在是... 我的天 不好意思 Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
我接个电话 你们继续互相了解吧 I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,
随便聊聊啊 you know, chat.
我的挚爱 My favourite people.
- 你们告诉他了 - 没啊 - Did you tell him? - No.
我带了工具 I brought tools.
动作快点 我还要回来吃晚饭呢 We need to move fast. We're in the middle of dinner.
- 你们吃的啥 - 烤鸡 还有沙拉 - What are you having? - Roasted chicken and salad.
我爱死沙拉了 I fucking love salad.
她要是知道没轮毂盖得气死 She's gonna hate not having hubcaps.
很简单 It's very simple.
他伤你的心 你撬她的车 就砸她在乎的东西 She broke your heart, you break the car, since that's all she cares about.
她跟我生活中的其他事没什么两样 She was just like every other thing in my life:
都是我爸妈设计好的 Planned by my parents.
妈的 没什么效果啊 Fuck! It's not doing anything.
该死的美国制造 Goddamn American-built.
- 耶 耶 真棒 - 哈哈 - Yeah. Yeah! Okay. - Yeah.
这样应该够了 That'll teach her.
- 天啊 - 嘿 他来啦 - Oh, God. - Hey, there he is.
没什么意外吧 Everything all right?
嘿 Hey.
没事吧 How we doing?
你去哪儿了 Where were you?
你还好吧 我.. You okay? I--
珀西 你父母还在楼下呢 Percy, your parents are downstairs.
我才不管他们怎么想的 I really don't think they mind.
我们不能谈谈吗 Well, can we just talk?
天啊 轻点 搞什.. 我的手腕 God! Stop. What's--? My wrist.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我就是有点想不明白 I'm just a little confused.
因为我.. Because I--
因为我以为你是想跟我做爱的 Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.
所以... So...
如果有什么我不知道的 别瞒着我了 If there's something I don't know, just tell me.
没有 No.
没有吗 No?
没有啊 No.
我想做 来吧 I want to. Let's do it.
开始吧 Let's have sex.
这就是你想要的吗 这会让你开心的吧 This is what you want? This will make you happy?
对 是的 Yeah. Yep.
那好 Great.
我.. 我该做什么 What--? What do I do?
上来 Get on top.
- 好的 - 那现在... - Okay. Yes. - Okay. And now...
没事 我来帮你 Okay, I'll help you.
珀西 你还没... Percy, you're not...
- 我来帮你 - 哦天 - And then I'll help you-- - Oh, fuck!
你也爽到了吧 Did you come too?
没有 No.
你碰的是我的大腿 That was my thighs.
就有点... Just gonna...
顺便说一下 你的车在树林里撞上了一棵树 By the way, your car is in the forest, crushed by a tree.
啥 What?
我蠢到认为你真的喜欢我 I had some kind of stupid idea that you actually liked me.
珀西 Percy.
这是真的吗 Was any of it real?
是啊 Yes.
是真的 我跟你倾诉了不曾跟别人说过的事情 It is real. I've told you things I've never told anybody.
我只是想保住我的房子 这跟你无关 I was just trying to save my house. It wasn't personal.
但我很介意 It felt personal to me.
珀西 对不起 真的对不起 Percy, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
我认为你应该走了 You should go, I think.
事实是 The truth is,
我有一天会住在巴黎或其他地方 one day I'll live in Paris or something,
而当我回蒙托克时 你仍然呆在这里 and I'll come back to visit Montauk and you'll still be here.
你父母有多少钱 How much money do your parents have?
你为什么不去问他们 我知道你们熟得很 Why don't you go ask them? I know you guys are close.
但你很有钱 对吧 But you're rich, right?
你从来不用担心钱 You never have to worry about money.
所以我的生活就应该很棒 对吧 So my life is amazing, right?
我没有任何烦恼 I have no problems.
我房子都快丢了 I'm gonna lose my house.
我也没有富有的老爸能够帮我 And I don't have a rich dad that can help me.
但 麦迪 你可以的 Actually, Maddie, you do.
但你就是要把你的生命浪费在那件房子里 And you're gonna waste your life in that house
等着你爸爸回来给你道歉 waiting for him to come back and apologise.
这才是你去不了纽约真正的原因 对吧 Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?
什么 加里 不对 What? Gary, no.
不对 不对 不对 No, no, no.
这不是我的车 This is not my car.
车就在你的名下 就是你的车 Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.
一辆开不了的车我能拿来干嘛 What am I supposed to do with a car that doesn't run?
谁跟你说开不了 Who says it doesn't run?
这些东西能维持很久 These things are built to last.
不像我们的关系 Unlike us.
什么 What?
我什么也没说 I didn't say anything.
你们搞什么鬼 What the fuck, you guys?
注意措辞 珀西 Percy, language.
你们再也不要告诉我该做什么了 You don't get to tell me what to do anymore.
我现在是家长 I'm the parents now.
你们还为我做了什么别的事情是我不知道的 What other stuff have you been doing for me I don't know about?
那次你跟我打篮球 我赢也是你让我的吧 That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win?
没有 你赢得光明正大 No. You beat me fair and square.
那凯尔·麦克罗伊呢 What about Kyle McElroy?
凯尔·麦克罗伊 Kyle McElroy.
那个欺负我的小孩 你们开除他了吗 The kid who bullied me. Did you have him expelled?
没 我听说他去了他梦想中的军校 No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
好吧 不管怎么样那都过去了 Okay. Whatever this is, it's done.
你们不准再追踪我了 我换了我的手机密码 You can't track me anymore. I'm changing my phone passcode.
为什么 To what?
这就是我想说的 Okay, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
我知道你们想帮我 但这没用 I know you're trying to help me, but you're not.
你们要让我自己去经历成功或失败 You have to let me fail or succeed on my own.
明白吗 Understood?
行了 你们走吧 Okay, you can go.
好吧 Okay.
- 别动 就这样 - 好好 - Stop! Leave it. - Yeah.
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凯莉 Kelly?
我见过你的照片 I have your picture.
进来 Get in.
- 我不会进那种车 - 进来啊 - I'm not getting in that car. - Get in.
终结他 Finish him!
死亡 Fatality.
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敬麦迪 你搞定啦 To Maddie. You figured it out.
是啊 那辆车是有点小问题 Yeah. I mean, that car's a little banged up.
但不管怎么样 夏天结束了 我们回来咯 Whatever, the summer's over. We got our town back.
我们又可以在自己的地盘过感恩节啦 And we can still have Thanksgiving at my place.
- 嗯 -咋了 - Yeah. - What?
行吧 我来说 Okay. Fine, I'll do it.
是这样的 Here it goes.
莎拉有些事情要跟你讲 Sara has something to tell you.
谢了 吉姆 Thank you, Jim.
- 我们准备搬去佛罗里达了 - 什么 - We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
我懂 我懂 但不到不得已我们也不想搬 I know, I know, we wouldn't if we didn't have to.
你知道的 我不想搬去佛罗里达 You know that. I don't wanna move to Florida.
我们没钱买回这儿自己的住所了 We just can't afford to buy our own place here.
我们没法在宝宝出生后还和他父母住一起 And we can't keep staying with Jim's parents when the baby comes.
- 他们只有一间厕所 - 难以置信 - They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.
我们真的没得选 对不起 We're really out of options. I'm sorry.
- 是啊 我们也想留下来 - 别生气 - Yeah. We wanna stay. - Don't be mad.
没生气 我只是..没想到你们会离开 I'm not mad. I just...I can't believe you're leaving.
噢 我也没想到你能留下来 Well, I can't believe you're staying.
这句话什么意思 What does that mean?
不好意思 我去洗手间方便一下 You know what, I just--My buddy's in the bathroom.
我只是说...我不知道 I just mean that... I don't know.
你还要继续这样下去多久? How long are you gonna keep doing this?
为了别克车跟人上床 应该就这一次吧 Having sex for Buicks?This is probably it.
我不是这个意思 That wasn't what I meant.
我做了我必须要做的 I did what I needed to do
为了保住我妈妈的房子 好吗 to save my mom's house, okay?
是啊 你一直这样说 Yeah. You keep saying that,
但你妈妈只希望你能开心 but your mom wanted you to be happy.
你看起来却并不开心 You don't seem happy.
- 我很开心 - 真的吗 - I am happy. - Are you?
我喜欢我在这的生活 I like my life here.
好吧 All right.
我该告诉你 我明天一早就回城里了 I should tell you I go back to the city tomorrow morning.
明天吗 你不能再早点走吗 Oh, tomorrow? Can't you go any sooner?
你真幽默 You're funny.
这是什么 手指扣吗 我以前很喜欢这东西 What is this? A finger trap? I used to love these things.
你还好吗 You okay?
所以你是住在城里吗 So do you live in the city?
你是整个夏天都呆在这里吗 还是 Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
你是在做调查问卷吗 What is this, a questionnaire?
我只是想多了解你一点 I was trying to get to know you.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
可以闭上眼睛吗 Close your eyes for me?
来吧 闭上眼睛 把手指伸给我 Come on, close them. Give me your finger.
往前一点 Forward.
往上 Up.
好了 睁开眼睛吧 Okay, open your eyes.
搞什么鬼啊 Oh, what the fuck?
恶心死了 That's disgusting.
- 别扯了 - 这是朋友送的礼物哎 - Stop pulling on it!- This was a gift from a friend.
别拽 别拽 别 Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't--
你必须先往前推才能出来 You have to push in to get out.
我在试了 I'm trying.
这事儿闹得有点尴尬哈 That was kind of weird, huh?
总之呢 Anyways.
我住在巴特里公园 I live in Battery Park.
出去 Get out.
好 Yeah.
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房屋出售
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房屋出售
道格 我是麦迪 我想把房子卖了 Doug. It's Maddie. I wanna sell.
房屋出售
太棒了 Great!
房屋出售
先别高兴太早 我有个条件 Don't get too excited. There's a catch.
嘿 他在吗 Hey, is he here?
不在 No.
好吧 电话和信息他都不肯回我 Well, he won't return my calls or texts.
你能告诉他我来过吗 Will you tell him I came in?
绝对不能 Absolutely fucking not.
真的吗 Really?
当然 你搞糟了 他是个特别的人 Yeah. You fucked up. He's a special guy.
可卡因 Cocaine!
行吧 All right.
你说吧 Let's hear it.
"我的名字叫乔迪 "My name is Jody
我是个注册的...” and I'm a registered..."
记得我说过 Remember when I said
我在做保姆的时候认识了一些有权势的朋友吗 I've made some powerful friends nannying?
其中就包括萨福克郡的税务稽核员 That includes the Suffolk County tax assessor.
他们将要增加你的房产税 And they're gonna make your property taxes go up.
加很多 Way up.
我把房子卖了 I sold the house.
抱歉 我能用一下你的卫生间吗 我想上大号 Sorry, can I actually use your bathroom? It's number two, so...
好吧 Okay.
是我 麦迪 It's Maddie.
我能跟他聊聊吗 Can I talk to him?
他不在家 He's not home.
他晚点回去参加普林斯顿的新生聚会 He'll be at the Princeton mixer later.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
学校有不少社团供你选择 And there are several eating clubs to choose from,
前提是你能坚持到大三的话 if you make it to junior year.
我等不及在普林斯顿被吃掉了 I can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.
- 什么 - 我给你打了很多电话 - What? - I've tried calling you.
你不能就这样无视我 You can't just ignore me.
别来烦我 Leave me alone.
珀西 别这么排斥我 Percy, don't shut me out.
- 我不欠你什么 - 停 - I don't owe you anything. - Stop.
珀西 Percy.
- 我什么也不欠你 我什么也不欠你 I don't owe you anything. I don't owe you anything.
是我欠你的 Well, I owe you something.
我们的友谊是真的 Our friendship is real.
你让我意识到我需要向前推才能退出来 You made me realise I needed to push in to get out.
我受伤了 所以我也去伤害别人 I was hurt. So I hurt people.
珀西 珀西 Percy. Percy.
珀西 开门 拜托 把门打开 Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.
拜托 我们谈谈吧 Please, let's talk.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
从车上下来 我不想跟你有任何牵扯 Get off the hood.I don't want anything to do with you.
你不理我 我就不下来 I'm not getting off until you talk to me.
那我就只能这么干了 Then I guess we're doing this.
嘿 慢点 开慢点 该死 Hey, okay. Easy. Easy. Fuck.
这样好吓人 我不敢相信你居然真的这么做 This is scary. I can't believe you did this.
那就下去 Then get off!
不行 除非你相信我是在乎你的 No! Not until you believe me that I care about you.
你骗了我 就为了买辆破车 You lied to me just so you could get a fucking car.
- 你一点也不在乎我 - 我在乎 - You don't give a shit about me. - Yes, I do.
靠边停车 我们好好聊聊 Pull over! Let's talk!
从我引擎盖上下去 Get off the hood of my car!
就不 Make me!
- 够了没 - 没够 - Had enough? - No!
天啊 Oh, my God!
我看不到路 你挡着我了 I can't see! You're blocking me!
天啊 珀西 Oh, my God! Percy!
你着火了 Fire!
糟糕 Oh, shit.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我去 Oh, shit.
麦迪 Maddie?
麦迪 Maddie!
没事了 It's okay.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我才刚拿到驾照就毁了两台车 I just got my licence and I've already ruined two cars.
别克车还没毁 我把它修好了 The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.
它只是需要一点关爱 It just needed a little love.
我祖父就是在那辆车里开枪自杀的 My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.
我逗你的 I'm kidding.
小混蛋 You little shit.
你该庆幸我回来找你了 You're lucky I came back for you.
没了我 你会在哪里呢 Where would you be without me?
我肯定还是个处男 I'd definitely still be a virgin.
你现在也还是个处男 You're still a virgin, hotshot.
不 实际上 那也算的 No, that counts, actually.
好吧 你想怎么跟你的大学同学炫耀都随你 Well, you can tell your friends in college whatever you want.
如果我能交到朋友的话 If I make any friends.
什么意思 我们就是朋友啊 What do you mean? We're friends.
我们应该会回来过感恩节 I think we're probably gonna come back out for Thanksgiving.
到时我就不在这里了 I won't be here.
我把房子卖了 打算搬去加州 I sold the house. I'm moving to California.
你一定会没事 You're gonna be okay.
什么啊 你是什么智慧的活佛吗 What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?
我比你大哎 你会没事的 I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.
我们都会没事的 We're both gonna be okay.
麦迪 Maddie?
干嘛 Yeah?
那次还是算的 It still counts.
我是要被处决了吗 这是个惊喜吗 Am I being executed? Is that the surprise?
不许偷看 No peeking!
嗯 是个好消息 Yeah, no. This is good news.
你不会把我蒙起来告诉我你出轨了吧 You're not blindfolding me to tell me you're having an affair?
好啦 All right.
- 我在看什么 - 这个房子 - What am I looking at? - The house.
- 是这个房子 The house.
比起把它卖给某个有钱的混蛋 Instead of selling it to some rich asshole,
我还是决定买给你们 I decided to sell it to you guys.
对 一个为了买房卖掉了一艘船的 Yeah, a regular asshole.
普通的混蛋 Who had to sell one of the boats.
麦迪 我们不能 Maddie, we can't.
不 我们可以 No, we can.
她本来可以卖得价格再高一点的 And she could've gotten more for it.
这些就足够了 I got enough.
这样我们就能留下来了 这是我们一直想要的 This is how we stay. This is what we wanted.
天啊 天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
等下 Oh, wait.
哦 对 你做的那个玩意儿 Oh, right, the thing you made.
原来在这儿啊 There it is.
我们要不要把它挂起来 Should we put it up?
我们会挂的 等你一走我们就立刻挂起来 We will do that. We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.
好了 时间到了 Well, I guess this is it.
到了之后给我们打电话 好吗 Call us as soon as you get there, okay?
或者不打也行 打不打都随你 Or don't. Totally fine either way.
对 我们都可以 Yeah. We're cool.
- 你们会没事吧 - 没事没事 - Are you guys gonna be okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
终于 我们也是空巢老人了 Empty nesters. Finally.
好了 快点走吧 你 Yeah, come on. Get out of here, you.
我爱你们 I love you guys.
- 我们也很爱你 - 爱你 - And we love you so much. - Love you too, huh?
你们不要送我下去了 Please don't follow me out.
- 好 - 好吧 - No. - Okay.
好 Okay.
你确定不需要帮你拿包吗 Sure you don't want help with the bags?
不用 我自己搞得定 No, I got it.
让他自己来吧 Well, let him do it.
好 Yeah.
亲爱的 Honey.
好了 Yeah, that's it.
- 这样就行了 - 是 - That's worth it. - Yeah!
好 Okay.
- 好了 再见 - 再见 亲爱的 - All right. All right, guys. See you. - Bye, sweetie.
好 Okay.
- 真不错 好了 - 好 - Nice! All right. - Yeah.
- 我们感恩节见 - 好 - I'll see you guys for Thanksgiving. - Yeah.
好 Okay.
走错方向了 Wrong way.
- 再见 - 再见 亲爱的 - Bye! - Bye, sweetheart.
你的网约车到了 Your Uber's here.
我要求的是不搭话的司机 I requested no conversation.
哦 我们肯定会聊天的 Oh, we're talking, buddy.
一路去普林斯顿都要聊 All the way to Princeton.
然后我开车去加州的路上也要全程跟你煲电话 Then I'm gonna call you for my whole drive to California.
跟你讲讲我的新男友 Tell you about my new boyfriend.
新男友? New boyfriend?
他是个退役警察 He's a former cop.
嗯 Okay.
他过去有些药物成瘾的问题 He's had some drug addiction in the past.
你想见见他吗 Do you want to meet him?
不想 No.
但他很想见你 来吧 Well, he really wants to meet you.Come on!
麦洛 嘿 Milo! Hey! Hey.
你准备好出发了吗 You ready to leave?
是的 Yeah.
你呢 Are you?
是的 Yeah.
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