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没想到你真的会出现 I can't believe you're here
坐在我面前 in front of me.
要不是你妈妈 我根本不知道 If it wasn't for your mum, I wouldn't even know
你回来了 you were back.
是啊 她确实很贴心 Yeah, she's very considerate.
我不奢望咱俩能一下子 Not expecting things to go back
回到之前的状态 to how they were right away.
对 我觉得我现在需要独处 Um, yeah, I think I just need some time alone
找出什么能让我开心 to sort of work out what makes me happy.
但我知道什么会让你开心啊 But I know- I know what makes you happy.
我 Me.
这都怪你爸 This is all about your dad.
别让你对男人的失望 Don't let your lack of trust in men
-破坏我们的关系 -是的 但我 damage what we have. - Yeah but I- -
你没那么容易摆脱我的 You can't get rid of me that easily.
抱歉 S- sorry.
我已经决定 要时时刻刻对你好 I'm prepared to put the work in around the clock,
永远陪在你身边了 day in, day out, by your side.
我不会离开你的 I'm not leaving you.
所以别想把我推开 So don't try and push me away.
小傻帽 Silly.
你说得对 You're right.
我是在犯傻 对不起 I'm being stupid. Sorry.
对不起 Sorry.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
你好 我需要找安吉拉 Hi, I need to ask for Angela.
你没事吧 You all right?
安吉拉 我要找安吉拉 Angela, I'm asking for Angela.
-出去 -为什么 BOUNCER: Out. SEB: Why?
我 我女朋友还在里面 I have a my girlfriend's in there.
我女朋友在里面 My girlfriend's inside.
行 那我先走了 Right, well, I'll be heading off.
这么快 So soon?
至少等你见过姑娘们再走嘛 At Ieast wait until you've seen the girls.
哦 对 当然 Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
她们去哪儿了 Where are they?
碧犁在楼上 乔西也跟 Billie's upstairs, and Josie's getting back
男友复合了 together with her boyfriend.
不错嘛 DEV: Oh, well, that's nice.
他能让她开心吗 Does he make her happy?
她根本不知道什么能让自己开心 She doesn't know what makes her happy.
还好我知道 Luckily, I do.
-她一直在玩火 -什么意思 She's been playing with fire. How do you mean?
乔西的问题是 Well, the thing about Josie is that
她一直在试验一些新想法 she's been experimenting with some ideas lately.
是吗 比如说什么呢 Oh, yes. Like what?
比如她是谁 她想要什么 Oh, you know, things like who she is, what she wants,
她的感情 her feelings.
但这是好事啊 But that sounds good.
不 戴夫 No, Dev
不 绝对不是 No, it's not
他走了吗 JOSIE: Is he gone?
保安终于把他架走了 BARTENDER: Security finally got him out.
他整个人都在哭 看着挺伤心的 He was really crying, actually. He looked awful.
是啊 小滑头 Yeah. Little prick.
他控制欲太强了 He was so manipulative.
我爸爸也是这样 真的有毒 My dad's the exact same, toxic.
真的吗 Really?
我爸爸十年前出去买茶包 My dad went out for tea bags ten years ago
再也没有回来 and never came back.
噢 我很抱歉 Wow. I'm sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
但这些经历塑造了我现在的性格 It's made me who I am, unfortunately.
我是希德 I'm Sid.
我在感情中跌跌撞撞 I struggle in relationships
因为我从未见过 'cause I've never had a reliable model
浪漫爱情的典范是怎样 for romantic love before.
我是乔西 I'm Josie.
我想改叫乔 但妈说什么 I'd like to be called Jo, but Mum's trying
也不同意 因为她觉得这一小步 to put a stop to that because she thinks
会让我滑进更改人称代词的深渊 it's a slippery slope to updating my pronouns.
至少你还有个妈妈 Least you have a mum.
我妈死了 Mine's dead.
我看着她死去的 Watched her die.
过程缓慢而痛苦 Slow and painful.
她最后瘦得皮包骨头 She was a bag of bones by the end.
是啊 整个过程给我 Yeah, the whole thing was very- -
留下了严重的创伤 Traumatic.
太可怕了 It was terrible.
我们要接吻吗 Are we gonna kiss?
也许吧 Maybe.
行 等我一下 Okay, be right back.
给我说话 Talk to me.
你想让我说什么 What you want me to say?
说你爱我 Tell me you love me.
-就像角色扮演一样 -是的 What, like role- play? Yeah.
我们的婚礼会是啥样的 What's our wedding like?
好吧 你穿着婚纱 Okay, so you're in a dress.
对 大家是不是都在看我 Yeah, and is everyone looking at me?
是啊 你全家都在看你 Yeah, your whole family.
对 除了乔西 Okay, everyone but Josie.
那就只有你妈了 Just your mum then.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
咱俩还在角色扮演 对吧 We're still doing role- play, yeah?
你觉得尼基跑进黑夜后 BILLIE: Where do you think Nicky goes
最终会去哪里 when he runs off into the night?
不晓得 JOSIE: Dunno.
也许是某个神秘之地吧 Probably somewhere really mysterious.
比如易购超市 Like big Tesco.
今晚我遇到了此生真爱 I met the love of my life tonight.
她的名字叫希德 Her name is Sid.
我终于有活下去的理由了 I finally have a reason to continue to live.
我该怎么办 按兵不动 对吧 What should I do? Probably just leave it, right?
你和赛伯分手了吗 Did you break up with Seb?
我试过 但他不断地发誓 I tried to, but he just kept promising
说他不会离开我 he's never gonna leave me.
简直是我的美梦成真 That's my fucking dream.
我要嫁给那个男人 I'm gonna marry that man.
碧犁·尼基太太 Mrs. Billie Nicky.
尼基是他的名字好吗 That's his first name.
你来月经了吗 Have you had your period yet?
滚 你这么关心我的月经 Fucking hell, you're obsessed with my period.
它就跟爸一样 It's like Dad.
想回来时就会来的 It'll come back when it's ready.
拜托 Please.
姑娘们 下楼啊 戴夫还在等 DEB: Girls, come downstairs. Dev is waiting.
马上 BOTH: In a second.
你俩要是在对体重秤做手脚 DEB: If you're tinkering with the scales
逃避每周的体重观察 我会发现的 before the weekly weigh in, I'll know.
这个家不允许出现饮食失调 I won't have any eating disorders in this house.
-你快点嘛 -我没尿意啊 Come on. Come on. - Nothing's coming.
-使劲尿 -我在努力 Push harder. - I'm trying.
是我的小妹妹 她太害怕了 It's my noonie. She's so scared.
姑娘们 DEB: Girls!
我慌了 我好慌 I'm panicking. I'm panicking.
你得帮帮我 我一个人做不到 I need you to help me. I can't do it on my own.
你想让我做什么 What you want me to do?
-帮我拿着 -什么 I need you to hold it. - What?
帮我拿着 我好专心尿尿 Hold it for me so I can concentrate on weeing.
我兼顾不了两者 I can't do both.
你拿着验孕棒尿不出来吗 You can't hold the stick and wee?
会让我脑子很乱的 快 乔西 It's too much to think about. Quickly, Jose.
快点 快来了 Quickly, it's nearly there.
好了 尿完了 Okay, done.
你尿到验孕棒上了吗 Did I get it on the stick?
应该吧 I think so, yeah.
该死 咱们得再来一次了 Oh, shit. We have to do it again.
为什么 What? Why?
因为出来的大多是精液 Because that's mostly cum.
周四就喝红酒 好奢靡啊 Wine on a Thursday, how decadent.
一点就好 她只是肚饱眼睛饥 Only a dribble- - she's a greedy little pig,
而且从来都喝不完 and she'll never finish it.
不用了 我吃抗抑郁药时不能喝酒 It's okay, I'm not supposed to drink on my antidepressants.
而且这次我也不行 And it's yucky.
黛布 我在想哈 Right, um, Deb, I was wondering.
我明晚有个晚餐 Um, I've got this dinner tomorrow night.
是跟我老板马克和他老婆珍一起 It's my boss Mark and his wife Jen.
最近变成了我们三个人一起聚 It's recently just been the three of us,
但你愿意过来吗 but would you fancy coming along?
我别无所求 I would like nothing more in the world.
那太好了 Oh, good.
每个人都会带东西来 Everyone's bringing something.
不如你带瓶上好的香槟吧 Why don't you just bring a nice bottle of champagne?
大家干杯 Cheers, everyone.
太好了 谢天谢地 JOSIE: Oh, thank God for that.
我有一瞬间甚至都手足无措了 For a second, I was like, what are we gonna do?
是吧 别担心 就一个大加号啦 I know, right? Just a lovely big plus.
加号表示你怀孕了 The plus means you're pregnant.
不 加号代表没孩子 Uh, no, the plus means no baby.
代表积极的信息 表示你没怀孕 Like, big plus, you're not having a baby.
有些人确实想怀孕的 Some people want to have them.
妈的 Oh, shit.
-我完蛋了 -我知道 That's fucked up. - I know.
碧犁 那是酒 你不该 Um, Billie, that's, uh- - you're supposed- -
水池明明就在那儿 The sink was right there.
对不起 一孕傻三年 Sorry. Baby brain.
好吧 所以什么计划 咱们怎么办 Okay, so what's the plan? What are we gonna do?
我不知道 走一步看一步呗 I don't know. See what happens?
碧犁 你不能什么都不说 Billie, you can't just keep it a secret
就等它静静消失 这又不是HPV and wait for it to pass. This isn't HPV.
你怀孕了 打算留着么 You're pregnant. Are you gonna keep it?
我不知道 这取决于他 不是吗 I don't know. It's up to him, isn't it?
我的身体 他的决定 My body, his choice.
能有多难呢 妈不就挺下来了 I mean, how hard could it be? Mum did it.
但我以为咱俩都同意 Yeah, but I thought that's why we agreed
咱家的血脉应该到此为止 the bloodline should stop with us.
你俩在这里嘀咕什么呢 DEB: What are you two whispering about in here?
聊男生哦 尼基今晚对我说了我爱你 We're talking about boys. Nicky said he loved me tonight.
但床上的“我爱你”不作数 Yeah, but if you're having sex, it doesn't count.
乔西也跟赛伯复合了 瞧瞧咱家 And Josie's back with Seb. Look at us.
感情生活春光无限 Spinsters no more.
有时候白马王子就在你身边 Sometimes you don't realize that you sat
却因为他在玩平板 right next to your Prince Charming
你可能都注意不到 because he's on his iPad.
看看我和戴夫 Look at me and Dev.
电视已经播完十分钟了 That TV's been on pause for ten minutes,
我俩彼此一句话也没说过 not said one word to each other.
多么的愉悦 Pleasant.
我以为感情的基础在于有的聊 I think you're supposed to talk to each other.
我喜欢他的安静 清心寡欲 I like that he's quiet. Stoic.
他内心在想什么我不在乎 What goes on behind his eyes is none of my business.
我们在彼此身边很舒服 We are completely comfortable with each other.
这不正意味着你俩毫无共同之处吗 Doesn't that mean you have nothing in common?
这不是我的问题 That's not my problem.
那你为什么一直叫我俩进去 Then why do you keep asking us to come in then?
先别着急放水槽 That better not be going in the sink.
杯子里的酒值1. 67英镑 That's £1. 67 in that glass.
既然是你倒的 就要喝完 If you pour it, you finish it.
-我不能 -喝光 I'm not supposed to- - - Drink it.
好姑娘 Good girl.
我想回酒吧告诉希德 Should I go back to the bar and tell Sid
她要是不跟我约会 我就自杀 I'll kill myself unless she goes out with me?
我觉得最好松弛点 I think we need to be less intense.
我们是情绪稳定 浑身松弛感的女孩子 We're chill, casual girlies.
没错 情绪稳定 Cool. Yeah. Chill.
你打算什么时候告诉尼基 So when are you gonna tell Nicky
你不小心怀上了他的孩子 you're casually having his baby?
哎 问题就在这 Yeah, see this is the thing.
我觉得怀孕会太沉重了 I just think being pregnant feels a bit desperate.
-你是什么意思 -他很轻佻 What do you mean? BILLIE: He's flighty.
很神秘 这也是他喜欢我的地方 He's mysterious. That's what he likes about me.
我是个谜一样的女子 I'm also an enigma.
我只是觉得 怀了他孩子 I just think being pregnant with his baby
会让他觉得吃定我了 feels like I might be a bit too available.
你说得很有道理 You make a strong point.
是啊 所以新策略就是 Yeah, so new tactic.
我要尽可能让他吃不到 I'm gonna be as unavailable as possible.
让他嫉妒 Get him jealous.
或者你也能告诉他真相啊 Or you can tell him the truth.
你好 精神病院吗 Uh, hello, psych ward.
我妹妹需要重新入院 My sister needs to be readmitted.
她脑子又坏掉了 She's lost the fucking plot.
听我说 我不想把他吓跑 Listen to me. I don't wanna scare him off.
-就你现在这样子么 -不 我怀孕的事 What, like right now? - Uh, no, with a baby.
你确定不要直接告诉他吗 Are you sure you shouldn't just tell him?
不 这样更好 No. This is loads better.
相信我 这是母亲的直觉 Trust me. It's mother's intuition.
让开 Move.
志愿者组织挂了我电话 Hang- up from the Samaritans.
你得给我种个草莓 You're giving me a fucking hickey.
为什么 Why?
因为我给尼基发了一整天的短信 Because I've been texting Nicky all day
让他不要联系我 因为我很忙 telling him not to contact me because I'm unavailable,
他就真的一条短信也没回我 and he's not texted me fucking once.
所以我有个新计划 So I've got a new plan.
今晚我要带着吻痕去俱乐部 I'm gonna show up to the club tonight with a hickey
暗示我跟别人亲热了 like I've been hooking up with someone.
-来 给我种一个 -就不能让别人来吗 Off you go then. - Can't someone else do it?
谁啊 我们还认识别人吗 Who? We don't know anyone.
那你为啥不多交几个闺蜜 到用时方恨少 Stuff like this is why I wish we had female friends.
瞎说 Nah, no such thing.
好吧 要是我答应你 你能陪我一起去希德的酒吧吗 AlI right, if I do this, will you come to Sid's bar with me?
-我不敢进去 -当然 没问题 I'm afraid to go in. - Yes. Yes, fine.
我真的服了 乔西 这样迷恋一个人 For God's sake, Josie, it's pathetic being
也太可悲了 this obsessed with someone.
好了 快给我脖子种个草莓 Now, hurry up and suck my neck.
可以 非常好 一会儿会肿得更大 Yeah, that'll do, thanks. That'll flare up really nice.
-你为什么浑身汗津津 -这叫容光焕发 Why are you so sweaty? - Um, it's called the glow.
你不会懂的 因为你没怀孕 You wouldn't understand cause you're not a mother,
你个可怕的怪物 you long, ratty freak.
你觉得做母亲多久会出现母性本能 At what point do you think the maternal instinct kicks in?
我不知道 I don't know.
我还在等妈出现 I'm still hoping it might happen for Mum.
我看起来有女人味么 Do I look feminine?
你看起来很棒 我看起来怎样 You look great. Do I look nice?
跟“形象大变身”之前的样子一样 You look like the before picture in a makeover show.
你能载我们一程吗 Can you give us a lift?
当然 我去拿钥匙 Sure. Ill just get my keys.
要不要我叫仆人过会儿再把 Shall I ask the butler to turn the linen down
床单准备好 陛下 later, too, Your Majesty?
然后把夜壶刷干净 Rinse the shit off your chamber pot?
-不了 谢谢 -行 No, thank you. - Right.
我马上打扮好了 I'm just about ready.
我跟戴夫今晚会畅聊一番 Dev and I are going to have a conversation tonight.
沟通感情 Bond.
妈妈 那是离婚香槟 Oh, Mum, that's the divorce champagne.
你不能拿那瓶的 You can't take that.
我曾许下诺言 在还清你们那个 I promised to open it when the debt
混蛋自恋的父亲留下的债务之后 your narcissistic prick of a father left us in
就打开这瓶香槟 was paid off.
但我觉得我一个人做不到 I don't think I can make that day happen by myself.
我们需要戴夫 We need Dev.
那男人就是威利·旺卡 就是我们逃离地狱的门票 That man is our Willy Wonka ticket out of fucking hell.
相信我 这很值得 Trust me, it will be worth it.
加油 妈妈 BILLIE: Go, Mum.
去找威利·旺卡吧 赢下那栋大房子 Go to Willy Wonka and get us that massive house.
欢迎 DEV: Buona sera.
请允许我 女士 Allow me, Madame.
哦 谢谢 Oh, lovely.
哦对 跟马克和珍的酒放一起吧 Yes you can put that with Mark and Jen's.
来吧 见见他们 Come on, meet the gang.
什么 那边那个吗 BILLIE: What, that one over there?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
是啊 我好害怕 Yeah, I'm so scared.
真意外 她好美啊 I'm surprised. She's beautiful.
你跟她一比 就像另一个物种 It's almost like she's a different species to you.
我不是恐同 但你们俩在一起 I'm not homophobic, but the two of you
-有点让人不适 -我知道 together feels unnatural. - I know.
她太漂亮了 就连她多看我一眼 She's so beautiful, I feel like apologizing for her
我都有道歉的冲动 having to look directly at me.
万一我俩接吻时 我不小心 What if we lean in to kiss and I accidentally
吸走她的灵魂怎么办 suck out her soul?
同意 Agreed.
我要是你 肯定现在就放弃 If I was you, I'd probably give up now.
也许她会在猛然一回头间 Maybe she'll spot me across the room
意识到我是她一生的挚爱 and realize I'm the fucked- up love of her life.
我不觉得 BILLIE: I don't think so.
有时候你站在我跟妈的身边 Sometimes me and Mum forget you're even there
我们都会忘记你的存在 when you're standing right next to us.
哦天哪 他回复了 Oh, my God, he's replied.
尼基邀请我去俱乐部 Nicky is inviting me to the club.
他想和我在一起 He wants to be with me.
他一直都是想和我在一起的 He's wanted to be with me all along.
我就知道 太好了 他是真的爱我 I knew it. Yes! He does love me.
好 我得走了 Right. I've got to go.
我的男人需要我 My man needs me.
妈的贱人 你刚给了我一个吻痕 You've just given me a fucking hickey, you bitch.
真是的 要怎么把吻痕弄掉啊 Fuck's sake, how do you get a hickey off?
马克 珍 这是黛比 Okay, Mark, Jen, this is Deb.
好吧 我去看看我的番茄煎蛋 Right, well, Ill just go and check on my shakshuka.
说实话 经历了这一切 Honestly, Dev has been truly incredible
戴夫真的很坚强 given the circumstances.
是啊 这一切都太惨了 MARK: Yes, the whole thing has been terrible.
我还以为他永远都不出来呢 I thought he'd never move on.
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
嗯 他变得很难 Well, he just really struggles
跟人交流 to connect with people.
是啊 我也有过担心 Yes, I used to get worried
因为他总是在玩平板 cause he's always on his iPad.
我以为他是在看黄片 And I thought he might be looking at porn,
但我瞥了一眼 but I had a look.
发现都是些画眉山庄的东西 It's almost always something from Grange Hill
哦对 算是吧 Uh, yeah, well, sort of.
我是说从他妻子去世后 I just mean since his wife's passing,
他就像变了个人 he's not been the same.
那当然 Yes, obviously.
她那么漂亮天生丽质 She was gorgeous, a natural beauty.
我们永远无法理解 JEN: We'll never be able to understand
他遭遇的一切 what he's gone through.
我一直劝他加入互助小组 I keep telling him to join a support group.
对 但里面大多是丧偶的女性 Yes, but it's mostly women who've lost their partners.
我猜她们是把那里当成约会场所了 You know, I suspect they use it mainly as a dating service.
失去伴侣的一定是种难言的痛苦 I can't imagine what losing your partner must be like.
太对了 Absolutely.
我觉得效果还不错 I think it looks fine.
其实弄成这样更好 Yeah, this is better, actually.
我就说自己出了车祸 I'm gonna say I've been in an accident.
这是擦伤 It's whiplash.
我坐在一辆拉风的宝马中 Was in a really fit boy's BMW,
那小子突然停车 想吻我 and emergency- stopped, trying to kiss me,
我说 不了谢谢 yeah, and I said, "Uh, no thanks.
我跟尼基在一起 我是他的女人 "I'm with Nicky. I'm loyal to my man, "
但安全带狠狠擦到了我脖子 but the seat belt really jabbed into my neck.
好了 我得走了 再见 AII right, I'm off. See ya.
等等 那我该怎么办 Wait, what am I supposed to do?
乔西 她喜欢的就是你这种创伤感 Josie, she likes you because of your trauma.
这是你的超能力 你可以的 It's your superpower. You've got this.
可我好紧张 I'm very nervous.
你活着就是在浪费空气 You're a complete waste of space.
妈妈说她后悔生下你 Mum wishes she'd never had you.
爸爸爱我多过爱你 因为我俩的感情 Dad liked me more than you because we bonded
是建立在对你讨厌之上 over how much we dislike you.
家里没人喜欢你 None of us like you.
你要是不搞定那姑娘 If you don't lock that girl down,
你下半辈子都要在床上 you're gonna spend the rest of your life in bed,
跟赛伯手牵手度过 凝视着冰冷的枪筒 holding hands with Seb, staring down the barrel of forever
等待死亡降临 好让你下辈子 waiting for death to come so you can have
重新来过 another go in the next life.
你会是个了不起的母亲 You're gonna be an incredible mother.
希德 希德 我忘告诉你最劲爆的部分了 Sid, Sid, I forgot to tell you the best bit.
我进过精神病院 进过精神病院 I got sectioned. I got sectioned.
-什么 -我彻底疯了 Sorry? JOSIE: I'm completely unhinged.
我曾两次试图自杀 I've tried to kill myself twice.
我刚给我怀孕的妹妹种了个草莓 I just gave my pregnant sister a hickey.
乔西 我 Josie, I, um, I wanted
我正想跟你聊这事儿 to speak to you about this, actually.
我昨天见心理医生时 I had therapy yesterday.
-聊到了你 -真的吗 We talked about you. - Really?
对 她说我们这么快就忘记创伤 SID: Yeah, um, she said it's a bit unhealthy
走到一起 有点不健康 for us to bond over our trauma so soon.
毕竟我不太了解你 I mean, I don't really know you.
但这话说得不对耶 But that doesn't sound right.
咱们除了创伤 还能聊啥呢 What else are you supposed to talk about?
比如 你还喜欢什么啊 Well, what else are you into?
你生活中肯定还有别的事 You must have other stuff going on.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
你生活中不光有创伤 对吗 You're more than all your trauma, aren't you?
肯定还有别的啊 You've got to be.
那当然 Yeah, obviously.
你一定还有别的主题 SID: Surely you have other stuff going on- -
朋友啊 爱好啊 抱负之类 you know, friends, hobbies, ambitions?
抱歉 我有点反应不过来 Sorry, this is a little bit overwhelming.
不如我们接吻吧 Or we can kiss.
我不知道 我不吻陌生人的 I don't know. I don't kiss strangers.
我觉得你得先搞清楚自己是谁 I think you need to work out who you are first.
你是谁呢 Who are you?
你究竟是谁呢 乔西 Who are you really, Josie?
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
讲真 你能顺利挺过这一年 You know, I must say I'm very impressed with the way
我非常钦佩 戴夫 you've handled this year, Dev.
黛布和我还没聊过这事 Oh, Deb and I haven't actually spoken about it.
没关系的 It's all right.
我知道了 I know.
-你知道了 -是的 You know? DEB: Yes.
我觉得你很勇敢 And I think you're being very brave.
天呐 我好想她 JEN: Oh, I miss her.
多好的姑娘啊 爱户外 正能量 厨艺一流 What a girl- outdoorsy, wholesome, fantastic cook.
真是后无来者 Hard to ever replace her.
这种感情要很多年才能培养出来 It's the kind of connection it takes years to create.
我真心觉得互助小组是个好主意 I really do think that support group would be good.
我知道里面大部分是女人 不过 I know it's mostly women, but- -
我丈夫也死了 My husband died too.
他死了吗 Did he?
这我不知道 I did not know that.
我以为你俩分居了 I thought you were separated.
是的 天人永隔 Oh, yes, by death.
死于一场悲惨的事故中 It was a tragic accident.
出什么事了 介意我问问吗 Well, what happened, if you don't mind talking about it?
回忆起来确实痛苦 但是 Well, I do find it a bit hard to talk about, but
他人超级好 善良 慷慨 He was a wonderful man- kind, generous.
有天他要带乔西 Then one day he was leaving the house
去舞蹈学校试镜 to take Josie to a dance school audition.
我那天因为有事不能去 I couldn't go because I was busy,
我在给视力不佳的孩子读书 reading to children with dodgy eyesight.
总之 因为赶时间 他晚餐吃得很匆忙 Anyway, he was rushing his dinner because he was running
结果刚出门就被 a bit late, ended up choking on a chicken goujon
鸡肉酱噎死了 on his way out.
这真太可怕了 That is terrible.
是啊 糟透了 DEB: Yeah. Awful.
他死得很惨 It's a very gruesome death.
死前还吐了自己一身 Soiled himself in the accident.
医护人员说那是他们遇过的 Paramedics say it's the most embarrassing thing
最尴尬的死法 they've ever walked in on.
我到现在还在自责 I blame myself a bit,
但主要怪乔西 因为那是她的错 but mostly I blame Josie because it was her fault.
现在想起来依然好痛苦 所以拜托 It still hurts to think about, so please,
别问我更多问题了 don't ask any more questions.
怎么了 你要死了吗 What is it? Are you dying?
妈妈 你能来接我吗 Mum, can you pick me up, please?
我的坏情绪在膨胀 I'm having big feelings.
你能把它压缩回去吗 DEB: Well, can you squash them down
因为我有点忙 'cause I'm a bit busy.
好吧 让我快速问一下 你知道我是谁吗 Okay, just quickly, do you know who I am?
妈的 对 DEB: Fuck, yes.
谢天谢地 我究竟是谁 JOSIE: Thank God for that. Who am I?
喂 Hello?
等等 DEV: Hang on.
敬斯宾塞 To Spencer.
愿他入土为安 May he rest in peace.
-你是碧犁 -是的 BOUNCER: You Billie? - Yeah.
-尼基要找你 -他需要我吗 Nicky wants you. - Does he needs me?
我就知道 I knew it.
借过一下啊 各位 Excuse me, everyone.
我家男人需要我 My man needs me.
你他妈怎么才来 You took your fucking time.
我出事故了 发生了强吻 I've been in a whiplash. There was an emergency kiss.
闭嘴 BOUNCER: Shut up.
尼基说 这玩意儿是你的 Nicky here is saying that this is yours.
-额 -没错 就像我说的 BILLIE: Uh. Exactly. Yes, like I said
我当时在俱乐部正忙 So I was in the club minding my own business,
然后我女友拿了一袋这个 and then my girlfriend pulled out this baggie,
我完全不知道是什么 which I had no idea about.
她说她去上厕所 让我帮忙看一下 She asked me to look after it while she goes to the toilet.
这他妈跟我一点关系都没有 It's fuckingit's nothing to do with me.
小姐 这是你的吗 Is this yours, miss?
女友吗 Girlfriend?
没错 That's right.
我就是他女友 I'm his girlfriend.
你能做到的 You can do this.
你是个坚强 自信的女人 You are a strong, confident woman.
坚强 自信的女人 A strong, confident woman
一个不知道自己要什么 也害怕去争取的人 who doesn't know what she wants and is afraid to get it.
借过 大家 Sorry everyone.
让我和我男友借过下 Just me and my boyfriend coming through.
好吧 回我家吗 Right, back to mine?
不了 哥们儿 Nah, mate.
被开除的是你 不是我 You got kicked out, not me.
我一会儿给你发短信 好吗 I'll text you later, all right?
尼基今晚管我叫他女友 Nicky called me his girlfriend tonight.
哇 好消息啊 Wow, that's amazing.
我知道 I know.
请不要生下他的孩子 Please don't have his baby.
对 我应该不会的 Yeah, I'm probably not going to.
冥冥之中有种感觉告诉我 I don't know what it is, but something is telling me
他估计有点靠不住 he might be a bit unreliable.
他绝不是个当爸的料 就跟咱爸一样 He'd be a terrible dad, like Dad.
爸或许还会回来的 Dad might still come back.
他只是出去买茶包 He only went out for tea bags.
大家干嘛把他说的像死了一样 Why does everyone keep talking about him like he's dead?
别跟我女儿提她们父亲去世的事 Please don't bring their dead father up to the girls.
他的离世给我们带来巨大的创伤 His passing has been traumatic,
她们依然不想承认这一点 and they still haven't moved past the denial stage.
当然 Of course.
姑娘们 我只想说 你俩真勇敢 Girls, I just wanted to say I think you're both so brave,
你们也经历了好多 and you've been through a lot.
是吧 谢谢你 Yeah, I know. Thank you.
终于有人说出来了 Finally, someone's saying it.
我之前并不知道令尊的事 I had no idea about your father.
对此我向你们表示哀悼 All I can do is offer you my condolences.
什么 What?
姑娘们 怎么能快速聊聊吗 Girls, can we have a little, quick,
轻松地母女私人闹聊 fun family private chitchat?
我告诉戴夫 你们爸爸死了 I've told Dev your father's dead.
而且是乔西的错 It's your fault, Josie.
但他没有死 他只是去买茶包了 BILLIE: But he's not dead. He only left for tea bags.
对 但那都是十年前的事了 Yeah, but ten years ago.
不过那家店确实总在运东西 They do move stuff around in that shop a lot, though.
我告诉戴夫他死在了 I told Dev that he died on the way
送乔西参加舞校试镜的路上 to Josie's audition for dance school.
真棒 是我杀了他 Okay, great, so I killed him.
抱歉 这么编感觉很顺 Sorry, it felt right.
那是《留下最后一支舞》的情节好吧 That's the plot of Save the Last Dance.
我知道 抱歉 昨晚你睡着之后 I know, I'm sorry. It was on Sky last night
天空电视台播了 after you went to bed.
还好戴夫没看 因为他在玩平板 Luckily, Dev wasn't watching 'cause he was on his iPad.
他没死 没有死 He's not dead. He's not.
碧犁 很抱歉我把你爹编排死了 Billie, I'm sorry for saying that your father's dead,
但相信我 等你当了妈 你就会明白的 but trust me, when you're a mother, you'll understand.
我能跟你说件事吗 Can I talk to you about something?
怎么 你怀孕了吗 Why? Are you pregnant?
-没 -很好 No. DEB: Okay, good.
我还真怕有天会跟你聊这个 I dread the day we have that conversation.
我从没在你垃圾桶里见过避孕套 I never see any condoms in your bin,
而你上床声音又响破天 and Lord knows we all hear you having sex.
记住 怀孕意味着完蛋 Remember, pregnancy is game over.
怀上乔西是我人生中最大的错误 Getting pregnant with Josie was the worst mistake
我这么说不光是针对乔西 of my life and not just because it was with Josie.
我是不是该回避下 Should I go?
抱歉 都没意识到你还在 Sorry, I didn't realize you were still here.
当然 我曾尝试把她踢走 Apparently, I tried to kick her away like giraffes at the zoo
就像动物园里长颈鹿发现自己的崽子 when they can tell there's something wrong
有问题时一样 但是护士 with their baby, but the nurses
又把她还给了我 还说她没事 just handed her back and told me she was fine.
他们错大发了 How wrong they were.
怀上乔西就意味着 Having Josie meant that I was stuck
我被你爸困了18年 with your father for 18 years.
真的吗 Really?
想象一下18年都跟同一个男人 Imagine being stuck with the same man,
困在一起 纠纠缠缠 trapped, unable to leave for 18 years.
无法离开 Locked down.
听起来好怕怕呢 That sounds terrible.
太好了 我们就叫他尼基吧 NICKY: Fuck yes. We're going to call him Nicky.
如果是个女孩呢 What if it's a girl?
妮基 Nicky.
你掉眼泪我就没兴致了 This isn't as fun for me if you're crying.
抱歉 是荷尔蒙作用 Sorry, hormones.
你的反应太让我惊喜了 I just wasn't expecting you to react like this.
等等 Wait.
这不是角色扮演吗 This isn't role- play?
你知道我是谁吗 Do you know who I am?
你是乔西 You're Josie.
你是我女朋友 You're my girlfriend,
这就够了 and that's enough.
行吧 好 Yeah. Okay.
确实够了 That is enough.
很抱歉 我之前那么傻 I'm sorry, I've been silly.
没关系 That's okay.
你现在有我了 I've got you now.
再也不用经历感情的大起大落了 You never have to have big feelings ever again.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我曾认为爱情是天雷勾地火 I used to think love was about electricity and passion,
但那太不真实了 but that's not real.
爱是一种安全感 Love is feeling safe.
跟你在一起 我的心很静 With you, my heart is quiet.
就像麻木了一样 Like, numb
这感觉真好 It feels really nice.
你让我麻木 You make me feel numb.
塞伯 拜托 我爸刚去世了 Seb, please, my dad just died.