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嘿 卢克 Hey! Luke.
我今天考到经纪执照了 I got my license today.
太好了 恭喜 Well, that’s great! Congratulations.
房子 开门 House, unlock the door!
房子 House!
卢克 如果你还拥有以前那种能力 Luke, if you could still do what you used to do,
我们今天就不用来了 we wouldn't be here.
我不就总说 你要平衡工作和生活 - I' m always telling you to find a better work- life balance.
不是平不平衡的事 而是我要暂时离开这里 This isn t about balance. This is about
重新评估下自己的生活 getting out of here and reassessing my life.
别紧张啦 我就是抄了个近路 - You have to relax. I' m just taking the shortcut.
不会 完全不用担心 Nah, it’ s perfectly fine.
这树林里最大的动物就是浣熊 The biggest thing in these woods is a raccoon.
没有熊或者狼什么的 There's no bears or wolves.
不会 所有的电锯杀人狂都在营地待着呢 No, all the chainsaw murderers are still at camp.
你到底在 等会 What' re you even- Hang on.
没事 Nothing.
听着 我10分钟左右就到家哈 好 拜 Look, I ll be home in ten or so. Okay, bye.
有人吗 Hello?
房子 给那个居高临下讨人嫌的家伙打电话 House, call the condescending, unappreciative jerk.
打给卢克·罗曼 Calling Luke Roman. -
别接 语音信箱 语音信箱 语音信箱 - Don't pick up. Voicemail, voicemail, voicemail.
我是卢克·罗曼 抱歉没能接到你的电话 - You've reached Luke Roman. I' m sorry I missed your call.
请留言 - Please Ieave a message. -
卢克 真可惜 还想跟你通个话呢 Luke! Oh, darn. I was hoping to talk to you.
我只是想跟你说一声 我还需要 I just wanted to let you know that I' m going to need
多请几天假 a few more days away from the office.
我会把布维尔 桑托斯 I lI be sending you the contracts
还有帕吉特的合同发给你 on Bouvier, Santos and Padgett.
都是很容易就收尾的合同 产权没问题 贷款也批了 They' re easy closings, clean titles, approved loans,
不会有任何麻烦 you won t have any problems.
至于邓恩-赫伯特那俩还是老一套 The Dunn- Herberts are doing their usual dance.
对佐伊来说 这可能是个很好的学习机会 It's probably a good teaching moment for Zooey.
我正在处理一些私人事务 I' m dealing with some personal business,
所以我不确定什么时候能回到办公室 so I' m not sure when I Il be back in the office,
但鉴于完美的罗曼地产 but seeing as nothing ever changes
也不少我一个 at the perfect Roman Agency,
我相信你一切都能安排好 I' m sure you have everything well in hand.
再见了 您呐 Toodles. -
最后这句有点过了 The"toodles"was a bit much.
我觉得不错 热情诚恳又有些轻蔑 It was a nice touch. Cordial, yet dismissive.
行吧 我的本意也是如此 Yeah. That’s what I was going for.
你要喝点茶吗 Would you like some tea?
好 Yes.
来点茶不错 Yes, I would. -
再见了您呐 Toodles? -
这房子可够老的 - It's a hell of a house.
是啊 始建于1893年 历史悠久 还很坚固 - Yeah, built in 1893, historic, solid.
都等不及要推平重建了 -是 那你得先买下才行啊 - Can't wait to bulldoze it. - Well, you need to buy it first.
就当对它表示礼貌了 It's only polite.
从蓝图上看 地产线从这里开始 As you can see, the property line starts here.
小溪在你的旁边 有很多地方可以 The creek is on your side. Plenty of room to
-那是什么 -是这房子旁边的一个建筑 - What’ s that? - Well, that is the lot
就是一小块地 可能是个小木屋什么的 next to yours. It’ s just a small place, barely a cottage.
-多少钱 -我 - How much? - I.
我不知道那里是不是在售 I don' t know if it' s listed for sale.
如果我能买下那处房产 If I own that lot,
就不用担心地役权的问题了 I don' t need to worry about the easements.
我可以在这建游泳池 I could build the pool area over here
在这建网球场 and put the tennis court over here.
客房可以远点 放在这个位置 And the guest house could be way over here,
这样如果亲戚来访 so I d hardly ever need to interact
我们就可以互不干涉 with visiting relatives.
我都不知道你还会见亲戚呢 - I don' t even know if you'd see them.
是啊 Oh, yeah!
那我们拿到报价再联系你吧 - We'll reach out and get a price.
不用担心报价的事 直接买下就完事了 Don't worry about the price. Buy it.
也许我们应该先把这栋房子的合同搞完 Maybe we should close on this property first,
就算是开个头 you know, get the ball rolling.
两处房产的合同需要一起执行 - We're going to do both deals at once.
如果我买不到那处房产 I could never enjoy this lot
光有这个我也不可能满意 knowing that I can't have that lot.
我就这样 That’ s just me.
要么全买要么都不要 All or nothing.
我这就打给建筑设计师 I' m gonna call my architect.
这栋房子和下面的土地 The house and underlying dirt
归一家离岸控股公司所有 are owned by an offshore holding company.
唯一的接洽方是布达佩斯的一家律师事务所 The only point of contact is a law firm in Budapest.
斯维尔 Swell.
我联系了他们也留了言 - I reached out and left a message.
但我觉得不太可能 Yeah, we’re not liking the odds
很快就会收到回复 that we’re going to hear back anytime soon.
所以这次的合同取决于两处房产 So, we have one sale contingent on two properties.
这间位于树林中的小屋 This cabin in the woods is creating more drama than the
-比价值百万的房产更难搞 -生活还真是有意思 - million dollar property. - Mm- hm. Life is funny.
我几乎可以发誓 You know, I could have sworn there was something
那房子里有什么东西在盯着我 in that house, watching me.
你觉得这会是 You think maybe it was your, um...
你的超能力又回来了吗 your mojo coming back?
也许它再生了 就像海星的角断了还能再长 Ah! Maybe it' s growing back, like a starfish leg.
不是 只是普通的妄想症罢了 No. Just old- fashioned paranoia.
你为今天做好准备了吗 You all set for today?
今天要干嘛 Mm- hm. What’s today?
我今天要第一次带一对儿看房子 - I am taking my first couple to look at houses.
苏珊休假了 我来顶上 Susan' s taking her personal days and I am covering.
受害者是谁 我是说 客户是谁 Aw. Who's the victim? I mean, who’ s the dlient?
还受害者是谁 Aw, who’s the victim.
邓恩-赫伯特两口子 劳拉和弗雷亚 The Dunn- Herberts. Lara and Freya.
怎么了 What?
邓恩赫伯特那对儿是我们当地有名的 The Dunn Herberts are our locally sourced
只看不买的有机素食主义者 organic vegan lookie- loos.
她们四处逛 - They shop,
吹毛求疵 但从不出手 they kvetch and they never buy.
你玩得开心点 Have fun.
行吧 Great. 一
我的天 你都不知道那场面有多尬 Oh, my God. You did not do them justice.
就像奥斯卡·王尔德有关错位身份的戏剧 This is like an Oscar Wilde play about mistaken identity.
她们假装要买房 They' re pretending to shop for a house
而我则假装这不是在浪费时间 and I' m pretending this isn' t a complete waste of my time.
-苏珊也是这种感觉 -什么时候 - Well, Susan felt the same way. - When?
-你跟她通话了吗 -没 Did you talk to her? - Naw,
是劳拉和弗雷亚最后一次 this was the last time Lara and Freya
晃点她的时候说的 took her for a spin.
你不觉得应该打过去问问情况吗 Don't you think maybe you should check in?
苏珊吗 With Susan?
这周末我们会在保龄球慈善捐款派对上见面 I'II see her at the charity bowling thing this weekend.
对哈 Oh, right?
必须去的是吧 That’ s, like, mandatory, right?
你现在是房地产中介了 这是工作需要 - You're an agent now. It’ s part of the deal.
行吧 就是想试试看你会不会松口 Yeah, just testing the fence for weak spots.
就像迅猛龙寻找薄弱缺口一样 Like a velociraptor.
布达佩斯那边的律师事务所有消息了吗 - Anything back from the lawyers in Budapest?
这才过去半天吧 我不想“逼人太甚” It' s been, like, halfa day. I don' t want to be a' pesht'.
懂你的意思了 Oh, I see what you did there. -
真是要死了 I kill me.
我得去做前台工作了 Oops. I gotta go be a receptionist.
拜 Bye.
那么 So...
你们喜不喜欢呀 how much do we love it?
有事吗 May Ihelp you?
请打给我 "Please call me.
可能会中大奖哦 You're about to win the lottery. "
你就是树林里的小木屋啊 You are the cabin in the woods!
我住在树林的宅子里 不是什么小木屋 - I live in the house in the woods.
而且我从不玩彩票 And I don' t play the lottery.
我只是抖了个机灵 - I was being a little clever.
的确呢 Very little.
那我们进去谈谈 Could we, uh, go in here and talk?
有什么好谈的 Now, why would we do that?
如果你这就走 那就永远不知道有什么可谈的了 Well, if you leave, you' Il never know.
这看上去好有 科学感啊 This all looks so...science- y.
维克·唐迪 Hm. Vic Tandy,
一位对超自然现象感兴趣的英国工程师 a British engineer with an interest in the occult,
用次声或低频音进行了实验 experimented with infrasound, or low frequency sound.
不到20赫兹 确切的说是18.5赫兹 Less than 20hz. 18. 5 to be exact.
被人称作幽灵赫兹 Some called it the spirit frequency.
工作原理是什么 - How's it work?
他推测以那个频率发出振动 Well, he theorized that sending vibrations out at that frequency
可能会引发与 might start a dialogue with
天知道是什么东西的共鸣 God knows what.
因此这个小圆片可以像人工耳蜗一样植入 So, this disk can be used like a cochlear implant:
如果有异常的东西与你接触 if something extra- normal reaches out
它就会振动你的耳蜗神经 it should vibrate your cochlear nerve.
然后开始对话 And start a dialogue.
所以 如果卢克戴上这东西 So, if Luke wears this thing,
就能找回“抽风卢克”了吗 he'll have his Luke tingle back?
我不确定 Well, I m not certain
这是否能帮他进行对话 that it will enable him to communicate verbally,
但应该能引发某种程度上的 直觉 but it should enable a certain...intuition.
就是存在感吧 Mm. The sense of a presence.
我们以后能别再提 Can we agree to never use the term
“抽风卢克”这词儿了吗 "Luke tingle"again?
好 我能试一下吗 Yeah, let’ s. Mind if I take it for a test drive?
请 Be my guest.
有点刺痛感 Kinda tingly.
该死 Ow! Damn!
等等 出什么事了 Wait, what’ s wrong? - Oh!
突然发出一声巨响 跟爆炸声似的 It went batshit crazy, like an explosion of noises.
是吗 Really?
所以这就是我们想询价的原因 So, that is what we are looking at
你这个走狗资本家的狗腿子客户 Your running dog capitalist lackey
想买下我在美丽森林里田园诗般的小屋 wants to buy my idyllic cottage in the pastoral woods
并把它拆了建他的网球场 and tear it down for his tennis courts.
别忘了还有游泳池和客房呢 Well, don' t forget about the pool and the guest house.
是呢 他想避开自己亲戚这件事 Yes. His desire to avoid his relatives is so far
是他唯一讨喜的品质了 the only endearing thing about him.
那么 Um, so, uh
你怎么想 what do you say?
不卖 No.
凯 是凯吧 - Kay. Kay?
凯 Kay.
想跟你透露件事 虽然有点违反职业道德的风险吧 I'm going to go way out here on a limb ethically
我这个客户的钱可比理智多得多 and confide in you that my client has way more
他愿意为你的房产支付高额费用 money than sense. He will overpay for your property
可能会高到相当惊人的地步 to an alarming degree.
我可真是幸运呢 Lucky, lucky me.
你本没必要亲自过来的 You didn t have to come here.
只是放了张名片而已 虽然写的内容有点抖机灵了 AlI I did was drop off a not- so- clever business card.
但你不理就好啊 可你不仅理了还亲自过来 You could have let it go, but you didn't.
有道理 Fair enough.
我们可以好好谈谈 - Well, we could talk about this over
不如 一起吃个晚饭如何 I don't know...dinner?
我确实偶尔也要吃饭的 - I do have to eat. Occasionally.
-今晚如何 我可以 -今晚不行 - How about tonight? I could- - - I have plans tonight.
那明天呢 Tomorrow?
我晚上很忙 节目很多 My nights are full and rich,
所以我可以早点吃 so I like to eat early.
也许周五 Maybe Friday?
7点去我那无价的宅子接我吧 Pick me up at my priceless house around seven.
好 Okay.
刚才那是谁 - Hm. - Who was that?
卢克 Luke?
就是个房主 Oh, just a homeowner.
我觉得你可能要审慎的 - I think you need to watch her.
近距离观察一下 Closely.
正有此意 That’ s my plan.
就这点事你让我翻来覆去说几遍了 仓鼠吗你 - I think you’ re being a hamster.
就因为我不肯为你撒谎吗 - Just because I won' t lie for you?
这算什么撒谎啊 如果我妈打电话来 - It's hardly even a liel If my mom calls,
告诉她我今晚在你那住就行了啊 just tell her I' m staying with you that night!
我不也总在你家过夜吗 I' ve stayed at your place lots of times!
那如果她要跟你说话怎么办 And what if she wants to speak to you?
那就跟她说 我在冲澡 Then tell her I m...I m in the shower!
或者我在泳池边给一个溺水的修女 Or I m out by the pool giving cardiac massage
做心肺复苏 to a drowning nun!
兄弟 你就帮我一把啦 - Dude, work with mel-
如果被我父母发现 那就麻烦了 - If my parents find out, there' s gonna be trouble.
他们已经不喜欢 They already don' t like- -
布鲁诺 Bruno?
别闹了 布鲁 Come on, Bru, quit screwing around!
真搞笑 快点 我们还得 Very funny. C' mon, let' S- -
布鲁诺 Bruno!
她拒绝了 但是在房地产界 - Well, she said no. But in real estate,
拒绝才是我们运作的开始 可不等于就以此结束了 "no"is where we start not where we end.
她这套倒是适合去做励志海报 - I' m sure that looks great on a motivational poster
但我可就不痛快了 but it only pisses me off.
听我说 我周五晚上 Listen, I' m having dinner
会和她一起吃饭 所以 with the homeowner on Friday night, so...
那就太好了 卢克 Well, that’ s great, Luke.
带她吃顿好的 点瓶酒 Take her out to dinner, order some wine.
如果有必要跟她睡一觉也行 Hell, sleep with her if you have to,
给我拿下那块地是正经 but get me that property.
我会尽力的 - I'll do my best.
最近的失踪让人联想到 ...and the recent disappearance
两年半前的一起悲剧事件 to a tragic incident two and half years ago
四名青少年的尸体被发现 when the bodies of four teens were found
体内的血均被吸干 completely drained of blood. -
警方既没有 Police sources have neither- -
两位女士 Ladies!
嗨 Hi!
赶紧给我爆个料 佐伊 今天我们要看哪栋房子 Tantalize me, Zooey. What are we going to see today?
不如你给我爆个料吧 弗雷亚 Tantalize me, Freya.
你们俩到底是不是真想买房子 Is there a world in which you two actually buy something?
你们都知道房地产中介 You do know that real estate agents
是要靠卖掉房子才能赚取佣金的吧 only make money off of sales
而浪费一个地产中介的时间又完全无意购买的话 and wasting an agent’ s time if you have
就类似 怎么说呢 zero intention of buying is the moral equivalent of-
类似抢劫酒水店 I don't know- robbing a liquor store?
我希望能找到一栋完美的住宅 - I hope we find something...perfect.
一个我们愿意为之付出生命的住宅 Something to die for.
我希望能对它一见钟情 I hope we fall in love at first sight.
能找到一栋房子 - I hope we find something so perfect
完美到我的支票簿自己从包里跳出来 that my checkbook leaps out of my purse
然后不等我拦住 它就自己把 and writes an earnest money deposit
钱数写上了 before I can stop it!
但这事估计够呛 But probably not.
不行 No.
好吧 - It' s okay.
来修理屋顶 off the price to repair the roof
但地板没有问题 but there' s nothing wrong with the floors.
当然 Of course!
你的人随时可以去铺地毯 但总得等房子真正属于他们时才行吧 And your people are welcome to carpet over it when it' s theirs!
指望我们付这笔钱是不合理的 It's unreasonable to expect us to pay for them.
不不不不 那枫树地板多漂亮 No, no, no, no, no. Those maple floors are gorgeous.
用地毯盖上简直就是暴殄天物 Carpeting over them would be an act of vandalism
我们可不会资助他们这糟糕的选择 We' re not going to subsidize their bad choices.
告诉他们15000是修屋顶的钱 Tell them about the 15 grand for the roof and then
然后再给他们讲点有关尘螨和霉菌的恐怖故事吧 tell them horror stories about dust mites and mold.
吓唬吓唬孩子们再给我回电 Scare their children and then call me back.
好吗 拜 Okay, bye.
是要来这套吗 明明两个人可地毯上只有一组脚印 When there was only one set of footprints in the carpet,
因为是你背着我走过去的 that's when you were carrying me.
有事吗 What's up?
给我讲讲昨天来的那个客户吧 Tell me about that client who was in yesterday.
不算是个客户吧 她有处房产 Not really a client. She owns one of the properties
埃里克·托夫特想买 Erik Toft wants to buy.
-对她你了解多少 -不怎么了解 What do you know about her? - Not much.
凯·博泽 她锋芒毕露 Kay Bozer. She got an edge to her.
没废话 No bullshit.
让人眼前一亮 Kind of refreshing.
她在办公室的时候 When she was in the office, she...
影响到了我其中一个装置 affected one of my devices.
什么意思 What do you mean?
装置根据某些现象的 - It operates at a certain frequency
某个特定频率工作 that is sensitive to certain phenomena.
可能是个巧合 但是 It could be a coincidence, but...
等她一离开 装置又能正常工作了 the device operated properly again the moment she left.
你会再见那位女士吗 Will you be, uh, seeing the lady again?
我们约了周五一起晚餐 We' re havmg dinner Friday, as a matter of fact.
我们还挺投缘的 Kinda hit it off.
所以这不是 - So it’ s, uh
为了要让她卖房子才安排的饭局咯 not an insidious plan to get her to sell?
不是 我真正的意图是为了跟一个有趣的女士 No, my insidious plan was to have a nice dinner
共进美味的一餐 with an interesting lady.
实际上这是梅根走后我第一次有这个想法 My first since Megan, in fact.
你 你愿意做个实验吗 - Would you, uh, be open to trying a sort of experiment?
这个装置不易察觉 This device is really quite subtle.
放在耳后就能起作用 You wear it behind your ear.
-她甚至都不会看见 -我觉得不行 She won' t even see that- - I don' t think so...
卢克 这是科学 Luke, it s science.
不 我是要跟一位迷人的女士共进晚餐 Nol It s a dinner date with a nice lady.
一个虽然迷人 A nice lady
但却有可能引发18.5赫兹共鸣的女士 who might just vibrate at 18. 5 hertz.
我看看 Let me see it.
看 没什么大不了的吧 See? No big thing.
说不好 戴着个假尼古丁贴片 - I don' t know. Feels creepy wearing a
去赴第一次约会感觉挺怪异的 metaphysical nicotine patch on our first date.
科学通常都很怪异 Science is often creepy.
但如果它不被激活 她就不会注意到 But, if it isn' t activated, she'll never know.
-如果被激活了呢 -赶紧跑 And if it is? - Run away.
没命的跑 Run like hell.
能跑多快跑多快 As fast as you can.
你回来了 Ah! You’ re back.
她们真的是要坑死我了 奥吉 They are killing me, Augie.
她们不仅浇灭了我想继续做房地产中介的勇气 Not only are they draining me of my will to sell real estate,
简直连我活下去的勇气都夺走了 they are draining me of my will to live.
你应该跟卢克谈谈 不过现在不合适 You should talk to Luke. Just, uh, not right now.
为啥 Why?
好像是苏珊的一个客户 - It seems that, uh, one of Susan' s clients
跟丽塔的一个客户在交易中有关联 is involved in a transaction with one of Rita' s clients
然后丽塔对于苏珊的长期休假表示不满 and Rita is unhappy about Susan' s extended sabbatical.
丽塔·韦斯 美国的房地产可人儿 Rita Weiss: America’ s real estate sweetheart.
我不在时还发生别的事了吗 So, what else is happening in the real world?
我看看哈 Well, let’ s see...
卢克还在努力达成托夫特的那笔交易 Uh, Luke is still trying to close the Toft deals.
他对那个拥有附近房产的女人 He has developed a post- professional interest
产生了非职业兴趣 in the woman who owns the adjacent property.
而我的幽灵频率装置则 My spirit frequency device was- -
等等 等等 - Wait- wait- wait- wait- wait!
你是说非职业兴趣吗 Did you just say post- professional?
他看上她了 He's hot for her?
你说的 我可没说 Your words, not mine.
我的天哪 这事就教育我 千万不要离开办公室 Oh, my God! That’ Il teach me to leave the office, like, ever!
她是谁 长什么样 Who is she? What is she like?
我还没见过 We haven't met.
但是她 But she, uh
让我的装置失灵了 set off my device.
很明显她也让卢克失灵了喔 Apparently she did the same for Luke.
卢克跟我说你现在已经是持牌经纪了 So, Luke tells me you're a licensed agent now.
恭喜了 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thank you.
我一直都挺喜欢你的 佐伊 You know, I always liked you, Zooey.
你给我的印象是 在这个痴迷于幻想的地方 You strike me as an oasis of pragmatism
你就像是一片实用主义的绿洲 in a place obsessed with fantasy,
就像一个匆忙组建的游乐园里 like the last personal injury attorney in a
最后一名人身伤害律师 hastily assembled amusement park.
愿意听听我的建议吗 May I give you a piece of advice?
好啊 - I guess so.
永远给客户 Always give the client
他们所需的 what they need.
而不是他们想要的 Not what they want.
是吗 Yeah? Hm.
你知道我以前是干什么的吗 - Do you know what I used to be?
我曾获哲学硕士 I got my masters in philosophy.
没错 我专注于研究 Oh, yes. I focused on Kierkegaard.
克尔凯郭尔 美学 伦理和宗教 The aesthetic, the ethical and the religious.
你可以想象得到 Well, you can imagine how
这和房地产行业是多么的相得益彰 gracefully that interacted with a career in real estate.
零业绩 Zero sales.
-那后来你怎么做的 -转换思路呗 - So, what did you do? - So I shifted gears.
我开始关注个人的首要需求 I focused on the primacy of the individual
并且确保个人关注高于任何抽象现实 and of individual concerns above any abstract reality
或宏大的形而上学体系 or grand metaphysical system.
但还是一套房子都卖不掉 Still couldn' t sell a salmon to a grizzly bear.
你讲的理论听着是不错 This is all great stuff,
但我具体要怎么实施呢 but what am I supposed to do with any of it?
我后来意识到整件事就是我想多了 - I realized that I was vastly overthinking the whole thing
我的客户都是些无知的人 and that my clients were ignorant doorknobs
无法清晰表达自己的诉求 incapable of articulating their own desires.
于是 我仔细研究了他们的生活方式 So, I looked at their lifestyles
然后带他们看与其相匹配的房子 and I showed them corresponding inventory.
我会关注他们真实的需求 I focused on what they deeply needed,
而不是他们说自己想要什么 not what they said they wanted
因为基本上这俩就不是一回事 because seldom are they the same thing.
简直是布道啊 Preach! - Mm.
当我开始懂得利用自己的专业知识 The moment I fully embraced my intellectual authority
并将我的客户 and saw my clients
视为低级灵长类动物的那一刻 as the low- level primates that they are
我的生意一夜之间翻了三倍 my business tripled overnight.
我赚的钱够偿还我的学生贷款 I was able to pay off my student loans,
买了辆凯迪拉克凯雷德 buy a Cadillac Escalade...
还成功跟我丈夫离了婚 and divorce my husband.
有点伤感呢 So sad.
但也很励志不是吗 Yet inspiring.
这可是个大秘密 Well, that’ s the big secret.
你要比你的客户们精明多了 You are smarter than your clients.
绝对的 I totally am!
哦对了 你可以替我把这话传给你们的老好人 Oh, you might want to pass it along to Captain Goodhair.
他好像到现在还觉得客户是拿来尊重的 He still seems to think that clients deserve our respect.
太可爱了你 - That's adorable.
不过还是挺疯狂的 Still crazy.
如何了 How' d it go?
他把装置拿走了 Well, he took the device.
只能看看他到时会不会用了 We'll see if he actually deploys it.
这件事总是透着股诡异 There is something creepy about it,
-是吧 -嗯 you know? - Yeah.
说到诡异 你知道那些失踪的孩子吗 On the subject of creepy, you know those missing kids?
我听说了 - Yeah, I ve heard something about them.
这让我想起一事 Something rings a bell.
嘿 你还好吗 Hey! Are you okay?
你怎么了 What’ s the matter?
你不该来这的 You shouldn' t be here.
这就是那些 This is where those- -
两位女士 你们今天过的好吗 Ladies, how was your day?
因为马上就会变得超级好喔 Cause it s about to get a whole lot better.
苏珊给你们的清单里 So, there are two houses left on the list
还有两套房子没看过 Susan made up for you.
我们现在到的就是第一套 We' re coming up to the first one...
然后 and.
-直接过了 -什么 - we're driving away! - What? !
这房子就不合适 房间太小 没有自然光 - It's not right. Tiny rooms, no natural lighting
花园里还有浣熊 它们可不是 and the raccoons in the yard? Yeah, they' re not
迪士尼动画里那种会帮人的浣熊 可是真会挠人哦 the helpful Disney kind. They ll cut a bitch.
-我还是不介意去 -不行 你们绝对不会喜欢的 - I still wouldn t mind- - - Nah, you hate it already.
现在我们去看名单里的第二个 So, moving on to bachelorette number two.
到了 可惜 Here she comes, and
-走你 -等等 慢点啊 there she goes. - Wait! Slow down.
拜 Bye!
两卧两卫 Two bedrooms, two baths,
一个装修完整的地下室和一个办公用书房 fully finished basement and a home office.
都是你们想要的 可是没一样是你们需要的 All the stuff you wanted and none of the shit you need.
佐伊 我们能不能 - Zooey, can't we just- - ?
价格按你们的预算来说偏高 Price is on the high side of your range.
加上屋主协会费用 每月要还房贷再加房产税和保险的话 Add in the HOA fees and to make PITI you re gonna need
你们就只能靠烘焙义卖来补贴家用了 可这又不可能 a bake sale every month, which is going to be impossible. Why?
为什么呢 因为你们的厨房太小了啊 Because your kitchen is too frickin' small!
那么苏珊给你们找的房子就都看完了 So, that s it for Susan' s houses.
现在轮到我来颠覆你们的世界了 Now it s time for me to rock your world.
时间正好 Right on time.
你看 Look.
今晚是血月哎 It's a blood moon tonight.
什么 Pardon me?
血月 A blood moon.
地球上的直射阳光穿过大气层 The direct sunlight on earth passes through the atmosphere
投射到月球上 and is projected onto the moon;
让它变得鲜红恐怖 makes it all red and spooky.
都两年半没有出现过这种现象了 Hasn't happened for two and a half years.
就是说今晚很特别 So this is a special night.
非常特别 Very.
我喜欢你的眼睛 - I like your eyes.
我认真的 No, I do.
它们见证了很多事情 They' ve seen a lot.
大多数和你 和我们年龄相仿的男子 Most men your age- - our age- -
仍有着少年的眼神 still have the eyes of adolescent boys.
太多次周六开放日就会让一个人变成这样 Too many Saturday open houses will do that to a person.
你没在跟人约会吗 So, you’re not seeing anyone?
没碰到特别的 Nobody special.
你呢 You?
没 - Mm- mm.
这种情况马上就要改变了 Well, that’s about to change.
那你是那个特别的人吗 - You're somebody special?
超乎你想象 You have no idea.
菜到了 鞑靼牛排 So, here we are. The steak tartare.
还有这位先生点的康沃尔烤鸡 And the roasted Cornish hen for the gentleman.
还需要别的吗 Anything else?
什么都行 Anything at all?
请问 Please?
不需要了 谢谢 - We're good. Thanks.
每道菜看起来都好好吃 Everything looks delicious.
你看起来好好吃 You look delicious.
两卧两卫 绝美的阳光房 Two bedrooms; two baths; gorgeous sunroom.
所有生活空间都在同一层 没有地下室 AlI living space on one level, no finished basement.
单子上写明要装修好的地下室 Finished basement was on the list.
你们不需要 这里有大量的储物空间 - You don t need one. There s tons of storage.
想象一下自己在这个空间里 Just picture yourself in the space.
你的沙发 你的照片挂在墙上 Your couch, your photos on the wall,
在设备齐全 宽敞的厨房里烹制 your favorite meal cooking in the fully functional,
你最喜欢的餐点 spacious kitchen.
想象一下这栋房子将来被打造成的样子 Just picture the house for what it could be
内衣可以放在抽屉里 with your undies in the drawer.
这个社区安全吗 - Is the neighborhood safe?
当然啦 你们需要安全 Of course. You need to be safe.
需要快乐 需要阳光 You need to be happy. You need sunshine.
但最重要的是 你们要的是每晚回到家里 But most of all, you need to come home every night
在一座爱你的房子里 关上门 and close the door against the world
远离外面的世界 in a house that loves you back.
我们买得起条件更好的房子 We can afford something fancier.
在生活的这个阶段 你们不必让自己变成房奴 This point in your lives, you don' t need to be house poor.
你们要的是有富足的生活 You need to be life rich.
买这套房子 你们仍然能够负担得起高档美酒 I mean, with this house you can still afford fancy wines
和音乐会门票 and concert tickets;
在温暖的地方度假 以及不切实际的周年纪念礼物 vacations somewhere warm and impractical anniversary gifts.
而这一切都会发生在一个有家的感觉的地方 And all in a place that feels like home.
我有点喜欢哎 - I do kinda love it.
这个决定很重大的 - It's such a big decision.
嘿 我只能帮你们找到你们注定要居住的地方 - Hey, I can only find you the house you were born to live in.
可给不了你们购买的勇气 Can' t give you the cojones to buy it.
这个地方已经在我家族手中传承了几代 Well, and the place has been in my family for generations.
将产权保留在布达佩斯公司名下更简单些 It's just simpler to keep the title with the firm in Budapest.
你懂的 存在税务原因等等 You know, tax purposes and all.
而我们又回来开始谈生意了 And just like that we’ re back to talking business.
好吧 Okay.
我们就别再抗争了 Let's stop fighting it.
屈服吧 Let’s give in.
我不会在这里向你强行推销 Well, I m not going to give you a hard sell here.
真是解脱呢 What a relief.
我敢说你肯定很有说服力 I bet you can be terribly persuasive.
甚至会让人难以抗拒 To the point of irresistibility.
我只想告诉你一件事 I'm just going to tell you one thing:
你永远不会得到 You will never get nearly as much
我客户现在愿意为你的房产所支付的报价 as my client is willing to pay for your property right now.
永远不会 Ever.
永远 Never.
真是个很漫长的量词呢 That’ s such a long time.
漫 Long.
长 time.
嘿 卢克 我有 Hey, Luke. So, I' ve got-
好消息和坏消息 good news and bad news.
好消息是 邓恩－赫伯特小两囗 Uh, good news is that the Dunn- Herberts
不再只是看看了 are no longer lookie- loos
她们要买啦 they' re buyers!
坏消息是 Bad news is, uh
嗯 这房子是丽塔·韦斯在卖 Yeah. It’s a Rita Weiss listing.
希望我们还能继续做朋友好了拜 Hope we can still be friends! Kay, bye!
奥古斯特 August!
我一直在研究匈牙利传说 So, I ve been reading up on Hungarian legends.
那个布拉佩斯的律师 Ah. The Budapest lawyer.
没错她叫什么来着 Exactly. What’s her name?
跟卢克约会的那位女士 The- the lady that Luke' s going out with?
博泽凯·博泽 Bozer. Kay Bozer.
看看这个 Look at this. -
不错哦 Mm. Lovely.
这是个匈牙利女巫 This is a Hungarian witch.
传说她会飞 Legend has it that she has the power to fly,
也有可能变成任何年龄段的女孩或者女人 or to transform herself into a girl or woman of any age.
男人和男孩对她毫无抵抗力 Men and boys are helpless against her.
所有年龄段 Men and boys.
嗯 我在好几个文化当中都看到过这个传说 - Yeah, I ve seen that legend in several cultures.
但问题是 她只能靠浸泡在 - But the thing is, she can only survive
活着的男性的血液中 by soaking in the blood of a living male
在血月照耀之下才能存活 in the light of a blood moon.
血月给她补充能量 直到下个人出现 The blood moon recharges her until the next one comes along.
天 那些失踪的青少年 Oh, dear. Those missing teenagers.
今晚是血月 数年来首次 Tonight is a blood moon. The first in years.
我们得警告卢克 We need to warn Luke.
猜猜在匈牙利他们叫她什么 Guess what they call her in Hungary?
博泽卡尼 Boszorkany.
博泽 - Bozer.
相当接近了 Close enough.
你等91 1接通的时候 他们真的 They really shouldn't play Walking On Sunshine
不该放《在阳光下漫步》这首歌 when you' re on hold with 9- 1- 1.
再试试打给卢克 Try Luke again.
进来喝杯睡前酒吧 Come in for a nightcap.
乐意之至 - I'd love to.
是公牛血葡萄酒 - It's Kekfrankos.
匈牙利的 From Hurgary.
好辣 Spicy.
超乎你想象 - (in Hungarian)You have no idea.
要知道 You know,
我对男人很挑剔的 卢克 I' m very choosy about men, Luke.
男孩就另说了 Boys, on the other hand.
另说了 On the other hand.
男孩唾手可得 - Boys are a dime a dozen.
唾手可得 Dime a dozen.
男孩就像 Boys are like wine
新装入酒桶的酒 that just went into the barrel.
新装入酒桶的酒 Just went into the barrel.
还没有变得复杂 They haven’ t become complex...
复杂 或者有趣 complex, or interesting.
他们不过是一堆化学物质的混合 They' re just an amalgam of chemicals...
荷尔蒙 Hormones...
睾丸素 testosterone.
男孩只有两个用途 Boys are only good for two things:
让我永葆年轻 Keeping me young...
以及成为像你这样的男人 and becoming men like you.
来吧 Come.
私闯民宅是犯法的 You know breaking and entering is a crime.
天 是 罪行很严重 Heavens, yes! A very serious crime.
很高兴你有这个意识 Glad that’ s on your radar.
卢克 Luke! ?
卢克 - Luke? - Hm
她需要月光 She needs the moonlight.
把月光挡住 Block the moonlight
奥吉 醒醒 卢克 去救卢克 - Auggie! Snap out of it. Lukel Help Luke!
我在等你. - I' m waiting for you.
继续等吧 博泽卡尼 Keep waiting, Boszorkany.
我们带你离开这 Let’s get you out of here.
我在哪儿 Where am I?
发生 发生什么事了 What’ s- what's going on?
嗯 Yeah.
老实说 大兄弟 - I gotta be honest, big guy...
她对你来说年纪有点大了 she's kinda old for you.
红头发 Redheads.
足部喷雾 洒出来的啤酒 Foot spray, spilt beer.
闻起来像是 Smells like...
胜利的味道 victory.
苏珊到了告诉我 Uh, let me know when Susan gets here.
-嗨 -她来啦 Ha- ha, hi. There she is!
我唯一一个略微年轻点 My only very slightly younger
但却魅力四射的妹妹 but not even a little more attractive sister.
给她倒一杯 Uh- huh. Get her a drink!
我说停再停 - I will tell you when to stop pouring.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是什么 Uh, what is this?
白葡萄酒雪利混合酒 White wine shandy.
我们加了接骨木花利口酒 We add elderflower liqueur to it.
这是“卖房姐妹”的官方饮品 It's the official drink of the "Listed Sisters"!
是个一点都不悲催 It's our organized group
也不会刻意努力 有组织有权势的 of powerful female real estate agents
女性房地产经纪人团体 that aren' t at all sad, or trying too hard.
算我一个 Sign me up. - Ah.
佐伊 我好喜欢你的指甲 你跟哪儿做的 Zooey, I love your nails! Where do you get them done?
我 自己做的 - I, uh...do them myself. Um
我一直想穿耳骨钉 - I've always wanted to get my helix pierced
可太害怕了 but I' m too scared.
女士们 女士们 放轻松 你们都会有 Ladies, ladies, relax. You'll all have
属于自己的“佐伊时间”的 your"Zooey time. "
毕竟 她是我们中的一员 After all, she s one of us.
我们中的一员 我们中的一员 One of us. One of us. One of us.
我们中的一员 One of us.
我们中的一员 我们中的一员 One of us. One of us.
我们中的一员 我们中的一员 One of us. One of us. -
不 - No! Nooooo!
卢克 Luke.
格雷格 Greg.
-很高兴再次见到你 -我也一样 - Nice to see you again. You as well.
无论如何 Anywho
-你还好吗 -你看到我的消息了吗 - Are you okay? - You get my messages?
-看了 -太好了 你接待了一个 - I did! That’ s great! You took a client
我就没想过会有结果的客户 that I never thought would amount to anything
而你却卖给了她们一套房子 and you sold' em a house!
-丽塔挂牌的房子 -丽塔挂牌 - A Rita house. - A Rita house
我们还是会抽一半佣金的 that we' re still going to make half commission on!
从无到有 我好为你骄傲 From zero to payday. I am so proud of you.
代价是我的灵魂 And all it cost was my soul.
成年人每天都在出卖灵魂啦 It is a sale that us grownups make every day.
你做得很好 You did good.
还有 Oh, and hey...
你会喜欢这个的 you are going to love this.
我告诉埃里克·托夫特他想买的产业 I told Erik Toft that the property he wanted to buy
发生过可怕谋杀案和流血事件 was the site of horrific murders and bloodletting.
充分披露 你懂的 Full disclosure, you know.
猜猜他说了什么 And guess what he says
不是吧 No.
他说按照国际网球联合会规定 He says an ITF regulation tennis court
修建网球场是纪念他们唯一恰当的方式 is the only proper way to honor their memory.
所以买卖也会做成咯 So that sale is gonna happen, too.
-生活真是有意思 -说得对 Life is funny. You got that right.
你看到苏珊了吗 You seen Susan?
这是她组织的活动啊 This is her event!
没有哎 No, actually.
我得去 I have to go
活动我策划的 大家都等着我呢 I planned the event. People are counting on me.
这些天你在这里 我很开心 - I've enjoyed having you here these past few days.
我们已成为一体 We've bonded.
开锁 Unlock the door!
关闭安全系统 Shut down security system.
我们已成为一体 苏珊 - We've bonded, Susan.
-开锁 -别走 - Unlock the doorl Don t go.
房子 关掉 Housel Shut down- -
房子 放我出去 House! Let me outl