白色SUV车在 阿拉米达辅路向东逃窜 White SUV heading east on Alameda service road.
嫌犯是3名亚洲男子 Three Asian males.
全民超人
大家注意 已经交火 Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired.
谢丽尔 能看见车里有多少人吗? Cheryl, can you see how many suspects are in this car?
从我这点上观察 能看到3个 As far as I can see at this point, there are three sus
这是刚收到的消息 Oh, this is just coming in.
汉考克! Hancock!
干嘛 小子? What, boy?
有坏人啊 Bad guys.
想要截住他们 就在那儿 Trying to cut them off. You can see them there.
他们把手伸出了白色SUV车 They have their hands outside the white SUV
在高速公路上胡乱射击 shooting randomly on the freeway.
想找饼干吃? 从我眼前滚开 What, you want a cookie? Get out of my face.
混蛋 Asshole.
-你说我啥? -你听着了 -What? -You heard me.
请远离高速公路 Please, stay off the freeway.
我知道白色SUV里有三名嫌犯 I understand that there are three suspects in the white SUV
混蛋 Asshole.
快闪开! Watch out!
靠! Damn!
该死! Damn it!
汉考克?! Hancock?!
扁他 "酱爆弟弟"! Beat it, 'Soulja Boy! '
汉考克进了车里 Hancock is in the car
看起来正和持枪歹徒谈判 and he appears to be negotiating with the gunmen.
他一身酒气 He smells like a bar!
你赔我们新车顶! You pay for new roof!
伙计们 我才不管你们干了什么 Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit what you did. I don't care.
仨老爷们儿呆在车里面 没妞陪着 音乐这么烂 Three guys in the car, no girls, rave music.
我就不说啥了 Hey, I'm not gonna judge.
可你们要是不乖乖停车投降 But if you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly
我对天发誓 把你脑袋塞进司机的屁股里 I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass.
他脑袋进你屁股里 而你最倒霉 His head is going up your ass. And you drew the short stick
因为你脑袋要进我屁股里 because your head is going up my ass.
打死这混蛋! Shoot this asshole!
别开枪了! Stop!
这他妈的是怎么回事? What the F%*#K?
警察正在赶来 105道上一片混乱 The department is on their way. There's just chaos here on the 105.
你们好 こんにちは
大哥! 我又不是日本人 What? I'm not Japanese, man!
放我们下来啊! Put us down!
现在小嘴儿会说英语啦? Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh? "Speaky Engly" now?
我眼镜打坏了 You broke my glasses.
对不起啊! 把我的雷邦眼镜拿走! I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans!
-把我们放下来! -想要下来了? -Put us down! -You want down?
-是啊 求求你! -救命啊! -Yes, please! Please! -Help me!
我的下落水平可是一流啊 I'm real good at down. I'm real good at down.
怎么样? 来吧 All right? All right.
这就是汉考克最新的所谓壮举 This, Hancock's latest act of so-called heroics
造成的巨额经济损失 took a hefty financial toll.
初步估计达9百万美元 Initial damage estimates are said to top $9 million
如果数字准确 which, if accurate
对于臭名昭著处事低调的他 represents a personal record
倒是刷新了个人纪录 for the notoriously publicity-shy Hancock
和以前一样 他对此拒绝评论 who, as usual, can't be reached for comment.
水泥路损坏 子弹乱飞加上水灾火灾 With all the cracks to the concrete, all the bullets, water damage, fires
要是没有这家伙给我们添乱 L.A. Would be better off if this guy would leave
洛杉矶市会更和谐 and let us get on with our jobs.
嗨 Hi.
别认为我疯了 行吗? 我们到处找你 Don't think I'm crazy, okay? We've looked everywhere for you.
去过罗克希剧院 蛇窝夜总会 君勃酒吧 Going to the Roxy and the Viper Room and Jumbo's
能想到的都找过了 我总算找着你了 anywhere we thought you would be at. I found you.
我抓找你啦 I got you.
你飞的时候是什么样? So, what's it like when you fly?
-什么不行? -我不会带你飞的 -No, what? -I ain't gonna fly you.
我表妹叫纳让 是我最好的朋友 I got a cousin, Narelle. She's my best friend in the entire world
我发誓 没有你 她肯定今天活不了 and I swear to God she would not be here today if it wasn't for you.
她在马里步市出了车祸 你飞着送到了医院 She crashed her car up in Malibu and you flew her to the hospital.
没忘了吧? Remember?
再盯着我 我就把脚踢进你屁股里 大姐 I will break my foot off in your ass, woman.
你有车吗? You got a car?
想喝点什么? Hey, want a drink?
原来你就住这儿 你隐居的小窝 So this is where you live. This is your hideout.
像蝙蝠侠的指挥部 Your Batcave.
超人的总部 Your Fortress of Solitude.
-这房子是我把两个拖车接一起弄的 -这些是什么? -It's a couple trailers I stuck together. -What's all this?
-即飞爆米花 -即飞爆米花 -Jiffy Pop. -Jiffy Pop.
-你一般怎么弄熟呢? -把它爆熟 -What do you do with it? -Pop it.
即飞爆米花 听着就劲爆 我喜欢 Jiffy Pop, pop. I like that.
等一下 Hold on.
我再给你点什么让你爆 想要吗? Want me to give you something else to pop?
-我没听清你名字 -让我爆吧 超人 -I didn't catch your name. -Pop this, Superman.
不聊聊就来干脆的? 让我先把这个放好 Not much for the chitchat, huh? Let me set this over here.
-好了 先跟你说点规矩 -喂? -All right. Now, there are some rules. -Hello?
-我知道 还没见到呢 -先让一下 -No, I know, I haven't seen it yet. -Excuse me.
是啊 有可能 就先这样 I know, probably. All right, all right.
-回头打电话给你 -听好了 -Let me call you back. -Listen.
你需要注意点 好吧 我要你 You're gonna need to focus. All right, I need you
-不是这样 -我想看你那里 -Hey, that's That's not focusing. -What's in there?
先等等 停下 好了 Okay, all right, hold on. Stop. Stop it. All right, now
-当我到了那个时候 -那个时候? when I get to the moment -The moment?
嗯 就是我"到山顶"了 You know, the Start climbing the mountaintop, you know?
-明白吧? 好吧 -明白 -You know All right? Yes. -Yeah.
那时候你得尽量躲远点 You're gonna need to be as far away from that as possible.
-远点 好性感 -不 这可不性感 -Far. That's hot. -No, that's not hot. It's not hot.
-行啊 -好的 -Oh, yeah. -Okay.
汉考克 Hancock. Oh, yeah.
-你已经过头了 -汉考克 -Now you're doing too much. -Hancock.
到顶了! 顶天了! Oh, mountaintop! Mountaintop!
冲天了! 小心! Mountaintop! Watch out!
很抱歉 Sorry.
像那样对谁都不太好 That's not fair to anybody.
谢谢你接受这点 Thank you for being okay with that.
-这确实有点 -我能用下厕所吗? -I know it's -Can I use the bathroom, please?
好啊 你你想要点爆米花吗? Yeah. Hey, you? You want some Jiffy Pop?
-不用了 -马上就能好 -No, thanks. -It's straight back.
-你没事儿吧? -没事 -You all right? -Yeah.
我本想跟你说的就是这个 Yeah, I was trying to tell you.
嘿 Hey
你想飞的话我可以带你飞 Listen You know, if you want I could fly you.
很漂亮的 整个地球 It's really beautiful, you know? Earth.
你都能看见 You could see the
可能得给你罩个头盔 要不脸保不住 Might have to get you a helmet, so your face doesn't tear off.
你觉得怎么样? What do you think?
先生 这是瑞·安伯雷 Sir? Ray Embrey.
-你好 瑞 -我很荣幸 -Ray. -Pleasure.
他就像公关界的歌手波诺一样 Ray's like the Bono of P.R.
其实波诺他自己才名副其实 我会尽力 Well, actually, I think Bono is the Bono of P.R., but I do try.
呵呵 我们拭目以待 Well, let's see it.
好的 马上开始 大家早上好 Okay. I'll get right into it. Good morning, everyone.
我想跟大家谈一谈慈善捐助 I'm here to talk to you about charitable giving.
通常来讲 Okay? And we all know the way that works.
你们捐出纯收入的1%或2% You give one, maybe two percent of your net cash
得到个臂章 丝带什么的 不过这些捐助远远不够 and you get an armband or a ribbon or whatever. It's nowhere near enough.
正因如此 我们安伯雷公关公司 And that's why we at Embrey Publicity would like to offer you
为您提供新的"全心全意"标志 the AllHeart symbol.
使用它的大型公司都是我们精心挑选的 Now, you would be among a very select group of corporate giants
你们也可以把它印到商品上 to bear this logo on your product.
这相当于告诉公众 And what this would say to the public
你们尖峰制药公司 is that your company, Pharmatopsis
为拯救世界做出了杰出贡献 has made a radical contribution to helping our world.
而你们只要这么做就行 Here's all you need to do to qualify.
你们有肺结核的新药麦克定吧? Your new TB drug, Mycodin?
我们希望你们能免费提供给病人 We would like for you to give that product away for free.
-你刚才说免费? -是的 -Did you say "free"? -I did.
只给真正需要的人 Only to those who need it.
只给那些没有它就活不了的 Only to those who without it would otherwise die.
不要钱 大家会以为我们在发三鹿奶粉 As a concept, free is kind of up there with, you know, lethal side effects.
-完了强行回收 -上法庭 进监狱 -Mandatory product recall. -Get indicted, go to jail.
出来后就只能一辈子卖豆浆去 Get out, work at IHOP for the rest of your career.
你们的反应我能理解 这种理念确实激进 Understandable reaction. It's a radical concept.
但这个标志代表着更美好的世界 But it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world.
这个标志 The brand
是现在大家的热门话题 that everyone is talking about.
大家指谁? Who is "everyone"?
我们已经获得一个体育专营权 We do already have a sports franchise.
-国家橄榄球联盟? NBA? 棒球? -是足球 -NFL? NBA? MLB? -Soccer.
美国职业足球联盟? 哪个队? MLS? Which team?
哦 是本地球队 "茵西诺飓风"队 Well, it's a local team. Encino Hurricanes.
我儿子的球队 It's my son's team.
总之呢 我们这样就能拯救世界 Anyway, we can save the world.
总要有第一个吃螃蟹的人 All right? Someone's just gotta go first.
你们意下如何? What do you say?
你脑子进水了? Are you a crackpot?
亲爱的 你可能还在商店里 我在回去的路上 Hey, hon. You're probably at the store. I am on my way.
估计能跟他们日后合作 I think I made a connection.
其实没戏 Not really.
告诉艾伦我就回去糟糕 Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming and l Damn it.
做点肉丸子好吗? And I want some meatballs, okay?
今天轮到超级意大利面了 20分钟后见 I need some Spaghetti Madness. I'll see you in about 20 minutes.
急什么急? 又不是全国鸣笛日 Hey! What is it, National Horn Day?
白痴 Idiot.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 嘿! Hey. Hey!
快开车 火车要过来了 Move it. There's a train coming.
没听见喇叭响? Do you not hear that horn?
快动啊! 火车过来了 Let's go! I got a train!
开车啊! Move it!
-快倒车! 有火车! -我也卡住了 下车吧! -Back your car up! There's a train! -I can't go anywhere. Get out!
见鬼! Son of a bitch!
我该修门把手了 Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle.
下来啊! Get out!
从铁轨上躲开! 快点! Get off the track! Move!
-咱们把他弄出来 -把他弄出来 -Let's get him out. -Get him out of there.
-谁过来帮帮他? -你还好吗? -Somebody help him. -You all right?
他还在里面呐 Please, that guy's still in there.
真没事? You sure?
把他弄出来 Get him out of there!
你们都看看 Will you look at that?
-唉 该死 -我没事 没受伤 -Ah, shit. -I'm all right. I'm okay.
你们这些人 All of you people
挡在十字路口上的 blocking the intersection
你们都是白痴 you're all idiots.
是你先把车砸向她的 还有这火车 You threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train?
你干嘛不把车提到天上去啊? Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car?
你肯定把那可怜的女人伤着了 You've obviously injured that poor woman.
-她说得对 就该起诉你 -是啊 她就该起诉你 -She's right. She should sue you. -Yeah, she should sue you.
你该去告麦当劳 把你养成猪八戒了 Well, you should sue McDonald's because they fucked you up.
你真是个混蛋 You're an asshole.
我都能闻见酒味了 And I can smell that liquor on your breath.
-因为我刚喝着酒 小泼妇 -你是个酒鬼混蛋! -Because I've been drinking, bitch. -You're a drunk asshole!
-自以为是什么大英雄 -混蛋! -You think you're such a hero. -Asshole!
-彻头彻尾的混蛋! -我们可不需要你 -You're nothing but an asshole. -We don't need you in this city.
就你这破英雄! 快飞一边去吧 Some superhero you are! Fly off!
都别说了! Shut up!
你们没看到我还活着吗? Don't you understand? I'm alive.
我还能回去见家人 刚才差点就死在这了 I get to go home and see my family. I should be dead right now, right here.
他当然可以把车提起来 也该那样 Yeah, he could've gone straight up. Obviously, you should've.
我在车里可是头朝下 不过 You know, and I was upside down for the train, but
不管怎样 谢谢你 No. Thank you.
非常感谢 汉考克 谢谢你 Thank you very much, Hancock. Thank you.
谢谢 汉考克 Thank you, Hancock.
你能顺便带我到山谷区那边吗? You're not flying by the Valley, are you?
把球扔过来 Throw the ball!
蒙迪 它在这列好队 好了? 猛地踢球 Monte, one guy'll line up here, all right? Hike the ball.
另一个在这儿大喝一声 This guy'll be right here and he says, "Hut!"
他俩完了后退 球扔了过来 This guy'll drop back. Hut! Drop back. Chuck it.
好极了 谢谢你 Great. Thank you.
挺准的 虽说放车道上更好些 Nice aim. The driveway would've been better, but
-爸爸怎么了? -小伙子 -What's going on, Dad? -Hey, buddy.
我这一天可是十分够劲儿 Daddy's had a little bit of a day. Look at you, huh?
来见见这个人 I want you to meet somebody.
就是把车拉到车道上这个 This guy here, dragging Daddy's car into the driveway.
-这是谁呀? -汉考克 -Who's this? -Hancock.
是他 汉考克 这是我儿子艾伦 That's right. Hancock, this is my boy, Aaron.
-瑞 车是怎么回事? -天哪 -Ray, what happened to the car? -Oh, boy.
说了你也不信 You would not have believed it.
火车就差这么一点撞死我 要不是他 I came this close to getting hit by a train. If it wasn't for that guy
汉考克救了我 这是我妻子玛丽 He saved my life. I mean Hancock, this is my wife, Mary.
你信不? 火车差点亲死我 Believe that? I almost kissed a train.
这一辈子都在我眼前闪过 Saw my whole life flash before my eyes.
-他救了你? -是他 谢谢 -He saved your life? -He sure did. Thank you.
-你还好吗? -我还行 -Hey, you good? -I am good, yeah.
-下次离铁轨远点 -我肯定会小心的 -All right. Keep it off the tracks. -I will, definitely.
等一下 Hang on a One second.
-汉考克 你吃东西吧? 人类食物? -嗯 -Hancock, you eat, yes? Human food? -Yeah.
-喜欢吃肉丸子吗? -儿子 不行 -You like meatballs? -No.
亲爱的艾伦 他还要去忙 Aaron, sweetheart, he has to go and do
我喜欢吃丸子 I love meatballs.
谁会忙得连饭都吃不上? Who's so busy they can't have a meal?
我们请客 And it's on us. Please.
别让了 进屋吧 I'm not even gonna take no for an answer. Get inside the house.
为什么你帽子上有只老鹰? Why do you have an eagle on your hat?
你喜欢老鹰吗? Do you like eagles?
小家伙挺爱说的嘛 This guy's like a little talking machine, huh?
平时我们客人不多 We don't have a lot of guests over here.
看看这多好 火还开着吗? Look at that, huh? Hon, is the heat on?
关了? 好 No? All right.
两年前我们开始做超级意大利面 We started Spaghetti Madness about two years ago.
每个星期四都吃 一次没落下过 We do it every Thursday, and we have not missed a Thursday in
-从来没有 -是啊 -Ever. -Yeah.
-从没落下过? 这可有历史了 -是啊 -Ever? That's a long time. -Yes, sir.
-挺长时间了 -小子 丸子很好吃 -A very long time. -That's some good meatballs, boy.
艾伦 Aaron.
-你妈妈喊你 -怎么了 妈妈 -Your mama's calling you. -Yes, Mom?
没事 我是说他叫艾伦 No. His name is Aaron.
-艾伦 今天在学校过得怎么样? -挺好的 -Hey, Aaron, how was school today? -Fine.
霸道的麦克没欺负你吧? Yeah? No more problems with that bully, Michael?
-他叫米歇尔 但不是女孩名字 -我知道 -Michel. But not like a girl's name. -Michel. No, no, I know.
-是法语名字 -这个米歇尔 -It's French. -Yeah. Michel, Hancock, is this
汉考克 他是个隔壁的小恶霸 Hancock? Michel is this neighborhood bully.
我们告诉过艾伦 We've been trying to teach Aaron a little
教过他一些解决冲突的办法 你知道的 about conflict resolution. You know what I mean?
-大度忍让那种? -是啊 -Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that? -That's exactly right.
记住 不能等着屁股挨踢 Well, just never turn that one, all right?
不能让他打你 Never let them punk you.
-明白了 汉考克 -艾伦 吃饭 -Got it, Mr. Hancock. -Aaron, eat.
对付恶霸的方法 就是抬起你的右脚 The way you deal with bullies, you take your right foot
照着他小鸡鸡踢过去 bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
你不用非得这样 听着了吗? You don't have to do that, honey, okay? Seriously.
这主意挺好 It's a good idea.
你得踢准了 You aim straight and make sure he can't use that thing
一脚把他鸡鸡踢成给屁股挡风的小旗子 for nothing but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.
行了 别说了 Okay, please, just stop.
米歇尔还没成年 Michel is not a man, okay?
只是个小孩 He's a little boy. And his parents
爸妈正闹离婚 所以他才耍脾气 happen to be going through a bad divorce. That's why he's acting up.
也许你不了解情况 Maybe you don't know this
但这个世上不是什么事儿都要靠暴力解决 but not everything in this world gets resolved with force.
-不是非要横冲直撞 -这些够了 -Not everything has to be bang -I'm set.
-弄得头破血流 让更多人受罪 -小天使 这些就够了! scream, blood, more blood. -Baby, I got plenty. Angel! We're okay.
她新闻看太多了 She watches so much news
可能有点承受不了 that sometimes it gets to be a little too much.
-有厕所吗? -走过冰箱就是 -You got a toilet? -Yep. Yeah, just past the fridge.
他是不是刚才拿酒瓶去的厕所? Did he just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom?
你想让他一气之下把咱们全杀了? Do you want him to kill us all?
谢谢你过来 还行吧? Thanks for coming on in. Good, right?
-很不错 -你也说再见 -Very, yeah. -Wanna say goodbye to him?
-再见 汉考克 -好的 小家伙 -Bye, Hancock. -Hey, all right, little buddy.
-你没事吧? -开个玩笑 -Are you okay? -It was a joke.
-过来 艾伦 -抱歉 我只是想 -Come on, Aaron. -Hey, sorry. I was just trying to
小伙明白了 她没有 He got it. She didn't get it.
我欠你个人情 你今天救了我的命 I owe you. You gave me my life back today.
听我说 我想报答你 Hear me out. I'd like to return the favor.
知道我做什么吗? 我是公关 Do you know what I do? I'm in public relations.
也就是形象顾问 You know what that is? Of course you do. We're image consultants.
我们能改变人们的看法 不管对产品 公司 还是人 We change the way people see products, companies,people, that stuff.
我今天在新闻上看到你了 Listen, I see you on the news and I see you out there today
人们讨厌你 你肯定也不好受 and it can't feel good that people, you know, hate you.
-见到你很高兴 -别生气啊 -It's good to meet you, Ray. -No, I'm sorry.
请让我说完 But hear me out.
别误会我 人们其实应该喜欢你 真的 People Don't get me wrong, they should love you. They really should.
我想要帮你 我就是干这行的 I wanna deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do.
你是个超级英雄 You know, you're a superhero.
孩子们应该争着要你签名 Kids should ask you for your autograph.
街上的人们应该为你欢呼 People should cheer you on the streets.
你们这帮家伙瞎看什么! What the hell are you pricks looking at?
他们没看没关系的 No, no, they're not It's all right.
他们没恶意 就是普通人 They're not pricks, they're just people.
回头找我简单聊聊 But I want you to give me one short pitch, you know?
我就这点要求了 行吗? That's all I ask. Okay?
这个 You use
放这下面? Put it under here?
放这儿挺好的 Put it right there. Perfect.
发邮件之类的联系我 飞过来也行 E-mail me or whatever. You just fly on over, I don't know.
希望你考虑一下 I want you to think about it.
回去路上看着点 这事明天再说 Just be careful when you go. Sleep on it, all right?
你会找我吧? You get back to me?
我就在这儿等着 I'll be right here. All right.
大伙别看了 他跟咱们一样 Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us.
你那计划怎么样了? What about AllHeart?
没啥希望 白忙活了 It's a nonstarter, babe, you know? I'm chasing windmills with that.
我可能改变不了世界 但能改变他的生活 Maybe I can't change the world but I can change this guy's life.
-想一想他能做的好事 -我想你在浪费时间 -Think about all the good he can do. -I think you're wasting your time.
你还真讨厌他啊 You really hate him.
讨厌? 我都不了解他怎么讨厌他? Hate? I don't hate him, Ray. I don't even know the guy.
看看新闻吧 看看他做的事 Just look at the news. You can see what he does.
我想他可能缺少别人的关心 I think he just needs people to care, you know?
你总看人好的一面 You see the good in everybody, Ray.
甚至有时优点根本就不存在 你也如此 Even sometimes when it's not there.
我有不好的预感 别跟他合作 I have a feeling about this. Don't work with this guy.
这种人只会把东西搞砸 I know this kind of guy. He breaks things.
《科学怪人》电影票
怪我不好 大家没事吧? My bad. Everybody all right?
找我妈妈去 I'll go and get my mommy.
他真是个混蛋 He is an asshole.
-你叫啥 小子? -米歇尔 -What's your name, boy? -Michel.
-知道我是谁吗? -我爸说你是个混蛋 -You know who I am? -My papa says you are an asshole.
这么说别人可不算好话啊 Well, that's not really a nice word to call a person, is it?
-叫人混蛋? -是啊 -Asshole? -Yeah.
这样会把人惹毛了 Because that could make someone very angry
还让人心情不爽 and, you know, maybe hurt their feelings.
可你的举止就像个混蛋 You behave like an asshole.
得了 All right
你认识艾伦吗? Do you know Aaron?
就那个小混蛋法语 Wee, la petit asshole.
嗯 他其实是个好孩子 Well, seems to be a pretty good kid.
我想让你离他远点 Just wanna ask you to lay off of him a little bit.
为什么? 混蛋? Why, asshole?
-你别这么叫我了 -混蛋 -You're gonna stop calling me that. -Asshole.
-我不叫这名儿 -混蛋 -That's not my name. -Asshole.
你有本事 Call me a asshole
再说一遍 one more time.
混蛋 Asshole.
你也试试 小胖? How about you, thickness?
你呢 四眼? Goggles?
汉考克 你这家伙 我就知道你会来 Hancock! You son of a gun, I knew you'd come.
不信问玛丽 我猜对了 Ask Mary. I had a feeling.
你听进去了 确实想要改变自己 I said, he heard me and he's ready for a change.
太好了 来的路上挺热的吧? This is great. Did you do this? You come in a little hot?
屋里见 I'll meet you in the house.
-我知道你不开车 -该死 -I know you don't drive, but -Oh, damn it, Ray.
你没事了 没事了 All right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right.
别哭了 臭小子 回去吧 Oh, stop crying, punk-ass. Go ahead.
-你这可不好啊 -他没事儿的 -Not okay. Okay? -He all right.
真的不太好 我得帮你改改 Really not okay. This is some of the stuff we're gonna work on.
要是他跟你一样 就这么砸在马路中间 How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom?
怎么和他妈妈交待? Landing like that in the street's also on the uncool side.
我来之前马路就这样了 No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray.
我住这儿 我知道马路什么样 I live here. I know what the street's like.
我们得解决你之前的那些问题 We'll make those problems of the past.
教给你怎么和公众打交道 I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public.
-你妻子呢? -她带艾伦去踢足球了 -Where's the wife? -Mary took Aaron to his soccer game.
汉考克 我在Youtube上找了点东西 Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube.
你的负面新闻可真不少啊 不过对我们有帮助 Surprisingly large amount of not-great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful.
这是什么? What is this?
我想用这个改变世界 That's me trying to change the world.
不过不太顺利 Unfortunately, not doing real well.
过来 看看你吧 Come on. Let's get to you.
这是在Youtube上的 This stuff was on YouTube.
大家都爱吃冰激凌 可也不能这么抢啊 老兄 Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir.
给我个冰激凌 你们后退点 Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up.
妈妈 妈妈! Mom! Mom! Mom!
这是当着小孩的面啊 Those are children.
-我们排队这么久了 -别拿镜头对着我 -We've been waiting a long time -Get that camera out of my face.
瑞 你救过公寓大火吗? You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray?
-没有 我是干公关的 -把我屁股都烤着了 -No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. -No. My ass was hot.
好吧 那这个呢? 叫瓦尔特的灰鲸鱼 All right. How about this? This is Walter, the gray whale.
大家都记得它困在祖玛海滩上了 Everybody remembers him stuck on the beach north of Zuma.
你来了 Along comes Hancock.
汉考克! Hancock!
-我都不记得了 -是啊 -I don't even remember that. -Yeah.
绿色和平组织还没忘 鲸鱼也是 Greenpeace does. Walter does.
不过这些大家会忘记的 This gets redundant after a while
其实我觉得你问题的根源是 but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is
-想听吗? -不想 -Do you wanna hear it? -No.
你是个混蛋 You're an asshole.
虽然不中听 可我有啥说啥 I know. I call it like I see it though.
做混蛋不是犯罪 可没好处 It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive.
你不否认你是个混蛋吧? But you are an asshole, don't you think?
说话小心点 Be careful.
好吧 听听这个 我一直在想 All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something.
这些都能归结到你怎么展示自己 This kind of goes to how you present yourself.
真是的 才中午喝什么酒 Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. What springs to mind
看这个 你脑子里想到什么? when you see this?
同性恋 Homo.
-这个呢? -红衣服同性恋 -What about that? -Homo in red.
-挪威同性恋 -算了算了 -Norwegian homo. -I'll give you that.
放下漫画 咱们深入讨论一点 Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper.
我觉得你因为孤独才行为恶劣 I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely.
心底里还是想要人们接受自己的 I think deep down, you want people's acceptance.
得啦 你救了人命 Come on, now. You save people's lives
人们却排斥你 所以你也排斥他们 and they reject you, and so you reject them back.
然后就咱们得改变这个恶性循环 And it's a And we're gonna switch that cycle.
我们得从新开始 We're gonna start fresh, start anew.
你力气真大 你要是转移到意志力上 This is outstanding. If you turn some of this power into willpower
-然后他就射进门了 -就差一点 -And then he kicked it in. -Almost.
汉考克! 我们差点就赢了 Hey, Hancock! We almost won.
是啊 上楼去换衣服 我去做午饭 Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change.
嘿 甜心 Hey, sweetheart.
看新闻了吗? Have you been watching the news?
-没有 我们正在练习 -和公众打交道 -No, we've been working on -Interfacing with the public.
电视上都放了一天了 -This has been on all day. -That's very good.
法律就是法律 汉考克先生 你也不能凌驾于法律之上 The law is the law, Mr. Hancock, and you are not above it.
破坏公共财产 已签发汉考克逮捕令 Felony destruction of property
上千万的损失 盗窃 现在又来这个 amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this.
我只看到一个自私自利的人 From where I sit, I see a selfish, self-absorbed man
空有一身肌肉 完全不尊重他人 with a lot of muscle, but no regard for anyone but yourself.
汉考克先生 我告诉你 Mr. Hancock, let me remind you.
你也不能凌驾于法律之上 You are not above the law.
600多次民事传讯你都不来 You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits.
换别人早没脸见人了 而你不一样 Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you.
你是有点本事 可我告诉你 You may be a superhero, but let me tell you this:
你对抗不了美国宪法 You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution.
有本事试试看 老兄 Bank on it, buddy.
我们绝不容忍 We do not condone the t
我真是天才 Genius.
刚想到就成真了 咱们就缺这个 Things just got real. This is exactly what we need.
地方检察官要把你关进监狱 There's a DA trying to figure out how to put you in jail.
-这贱人敢惹我试试 -你应该将计就计 -Bitch can try. -I say you go.
欲擒故纵 让他们想念你 People take you for granted. Make people miss you.
-人们不喜欢你 汉考克 -可我喜欢 -People don't like you, Hancock. -I do.
只要两个星期 他们就会吵着让你回来 Two weeks, you know? The public will be clamoring for you.
等他们这么做了 时机就成熟了 When they do, we'll be ready.
最坏也就是我判断失误 你也能轻松越狱 Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and you just, you know, fly out of there.
你也没啥损失 What do you got to lose?
我向洛杉矶市的人民道歉 "I apologize to the people of Los Angeles.
我为我鲁莽行为承担后果 My behavior has been improper, and I accept the consequences.
我恳请大家 I ask my fellow Angelenos
给予我耐心和理解 for their patience and understanding."
你是个混蛋 汉考克! You're an asshole, Hancock!
混蛋! Asshole!
其实我的生活也不轻松 "Life here can be difficult for me.
毕竟超人只有我一个 After all, I'm the only one of my kind.
监禁期间我会主动配合 During my incarceration, I will be participating
去戒酒和参加情绪控制治疗 in alcohol-and anger-management treatment."
你就是个醉鬼! You're a drunk bum!
我本可以做得更好 我能做得更好 也会去努力 "You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better."
好了 All right.
加利福尼亚管教部 CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS
小姐们早上好 欢迎来到你们的新家 Good morning, ladies. Welcome to your new home
你们有义务记住室友的编号 It is the duty of each of you to remember your inmate serial number.
向右转 Turn to your right.
向左转 Turn to your left.
混混们 快走 Okay, scumbags. Let's go.
伸出手来 小子 Give me the hand, playboy.
加州监狱 约翰·汉考克 CALIFORNIA STATE PRISON JOHN HANCOCK
等着瞧吧 笨蛋 I see you, punk!
我明白了 Oh, I get it.
你们有些人其实大部分是我弄进来的 I put some Most of you in here.
说得没错 Yes, you did.
我理解你们气儿不顺 I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that.
什么? What?
咱们井水不犯河水 So I'm gonna do me and I'm gonna let you do you.
我不想惹麻烦 I don't want no trouble.
这样行吗? All right?
我现在只想回我牢房 I just wanna go to my cell.
-想得美 -是啊 -That ain't gonna happen. -Nope.
让一下 Excuse me.
请你们让一下 Excuse me, please.
你死定了 Deadly.
不让开的话 我把你脑袋塞进他屁股里 If you don't move, your head is going up his ass.
你俩想跟我叫板? Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train?
来啊 混蛋 Choo, choo, asshole.
把他弄出来! 把他弄出来! Get him out! Get him out!
你真把一个人的脑袋塞到另一个人的屁股里了? Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?
这个这个回头再讨论 We're gonna We're gonna circle back to that.
地方检察官想要判你8年监禁 The DA's office wants your sentence to run eight years.
判刑挺重 不过也不算太出格 It's a big number, but not something we didn't anticipate.
咱们的计划是你在干嘛? You know, our plan is What are you doing?
你刚才说我要在这鬼地方呆上8年 It sounded like you said they want me to spend eight years in this shithole.
表现良好四年半就能出来 Eight is more like four and a half with good behavior.
刑期多少不是重点 因为你不在了的话 But it's irrelevant because with you out of the picture
到时犯罪率就会飞涨 and with the crime rate going up through the roof
检察官和警察会立刻放了你 the DA and the cops, they're all gonna call for your immediate release.
他们会需要你的 你在干嘛? 坐下来 They're gonna demand it. Where are you going? Sit down.
呆着别走 Hey. Hey. Stop right there.
-停下来 汉考克 -让开 -Stop it. Hancock. -Move.
-汉考克! -快回来! -Hancock! -Get back!
你就是个胆小鬼 You're being a coward!
-说谁呢? -我说你呢 -Who you talking to? -I'm talking to you.
-再说一遍? -别装着你不在乎 -Who are you talking to, Ray? -Stop pretending that you do not care.
英雄有英雄的命 汉考克 You have a calling. You're a hero, Hancock.
要是不面对现实 你会痛苦一辈子 You're gonna be miserable the rest of your life until you accept that.
相信我 相信这计划 留下来 Trust me. Trust this plan, this process. Just stay in here.
等他们需要你时 你就会是真正的英雄了 When they call, a hero's what we're gonna give them.
咱们怎么做? How we gonna do that, Ray?
大伙说说自己的进展吧 All right, guys, let's start sharing.
-唐 你要说吗? -我有话说 -Don? You had something? -Yeah.
我觉得可能有点突破性进展 Yeah, I think I might've had a little bit of a breakthrough.
不错嘛 Good for you.
我原以为扭断脖子很容易 Yeah, I mean, I realized that breaking necks is It's easy.
可我坐着看到镜子里的自己 But I'm sitting there and I'm staring at myself in the mirror
-我想了想 其实还是挺难的 -是啊 听着就恐怖 and I thought, "This is tough." -Yeah, it sounds tough.
你干嘛老是笑我? Why do you always laugh?
想想你照镜子的样子我就吓得尿裤子了 Picturing you looking at the mirror. It would scare the shit out of me.
每次轮到我讲话 他都乱插嘴 Every time I'm talking, he completely ruins the cycle.
那就先让他说好了 Now, let's watch the crosstalk.
他要老是这样 我以后可不说了 I'm not gonna share anymore if he keeps doing that.
别这样啊 No, no, no.
-继续吧 -咱们继续 -Keep sharing. -Let's move on.
汉考克先生 今天想跟大家说点什么? Mr. Hancock, do you wanna share today?
没有 Pass.
着陆是你给人的第一印象 就好比握手一样 Your landing is your first impression. It's your superhero handshake.
别降落得太猛了 也别喝酒 Don't come in too hot, okay? Don't come in too boozy.
别踩到十万块钱的梅赛德斯车上 And don't land on a $ 100,000 Mercedes. All right?
你的到来应该让大家愉快 People have to be happy that you've arrived.
汉考克先生 有什么说的吗? Mr. Hancock, your share.
没有 Pass.
你进门后 房子也还完好无损 So you've used the door and the building's still intact.
大家就很高兴你来了 因为他们有安全感 People are happy that you've arrived. They feel safe.
要是有个警官干得不错 There's an officer and he's done a good job
你就告诉他干得挺好 so tell him he's done a good job.
他要做得好还要我干嘛? What the hell did I have to come for if he's done a good job?
我的天! Oh, man!
这是KBLA电台 调频850千赫 KBLA radio, AM 850.
今天的话题毫不奇怪 还是你对汉考克怎么看 Today's big story, no surprise here: Hancock. What's your take?
就拿我来说吧 我是受够了 I, for one, have had enough of this guy.
很高兴他进监狱了 可别轻易放了他 I'm glad he's doing time around bars and I hope they don't let him off easy.
不如放了我表兄帕齐吧 Let my cousin Pookie out.
你说过 "警官 看来你没穿防弹衣" "I see you don't wear a bulletproof vest, security officer.
"我佩服你的胆量" I respect your courage
"因为你不像我一样刀枪不入" because bullets don't bounce off you, they bounce off me."
黑帮和毒贩控制了这地方 This city is being run by gangs and drug dealers.
汉考克能让他们胆战心惊 Hancock makes them shake in their boots.
虽说不是干得很漂亮 但他能完成任务 He doesn't tie a pretty ribbon around it, but he gets the job done.
而且他还很性感 Besides, he's hot.
你得说出来 跟我说 "干得不错" Let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say, "Good job."
干 G
干得 Goo
汉考克先生 有什么要说的吗? Mr. Hancock, would you like to share?
-没有 -干得 -Pass. -Good.
干得 Good.
干得不 Good j
干得不错 Good job.
监狱观察 第5天 汉考克仍信守诺言 Jail watch, day five, and true to his word, Hancock remains incarcerated.
与此同时 犯罪率仍在上升 Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise.
根据市警察局的报告 过去的5天里 The L.A.P.D. Is reporting increases of up to 30 percent
竟上升了30% 而汉考克仍在服刑 in the last five days that Hancock has been behind bars.
-汉考克! 汉考克! -嘿 小老弟 -Hancock! Hey, Hancock! -Hey, little buddy.
-汉考克 我们给你拿好东西来了 -嘿 嘿 -Hancock. We brought you something! -Hey, hey.
你还好吗 汉考克? Hey, what's up, Hancock?
瑞怎么没来? Where's? Where's Ray?
就我们俩 瑞在上班 No, it's just us. Ray's working.
艾伦很想过来看你 Aaron really wanted to come and see you
给你拿来了超级意大利面 so we just dropped by with some Spaghetti Madness.
可能得先让警卫看一下有没有钥匙 I should probably let the guard check for keys
-不用了 -好吧 给你 -No, no. Here. -Okay. Here you go.
给我带来了肉丸子? Oh, you brought me meatballs, huh?
-开吃吧! -快瞧瞧 -Just dig in. -Oh, man, look at that. Look at that.
-丸子很不错 -谢谢 汉考克 -That's a good meatball. -Thanks, Hancock.
瑞很善良 Ray is a good man.
不管你现在在做什么 不要辜负了他 Whatever this is you're doing, don't let him down.
好吗? Okay?
好了 咱们该走了 小伙子 Okay. Well, we should probably go, buddy.
-这就走? 我想陪陪汉考克 -是啊 甜心 -Already? I wanna stay with Hancock. -Yeah. Sweetheart
咱们得走了 来跟他说再见吧 we have to go. Come on, say goodbye to Hancock.
把它留给你吧 我最喜欢的 给你了 Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one, and I want you to have it.
-你真好 -谢谢妈妈 -That was very sweet. -Thanks, Mom.
过来 Come here.
汉考克先生 有什么想说的吗? Mr. Hancock, would you like to share?
没有 Pass.
好了 该菲利普了? All right. Phillip?
我爱你们! I love you guys, man.
-我们也是 -我们也是 菲利普 -We love you. -We love you too, Phillip.
为你出山准备的 For when they call.
-我可不想穿那个 -你想穿的 -I ain't wearing that, Ray. -Yes, you are.
-我不想穿 -你想穿的 -Oh, no, I'm not. -No, you are.
我是真不想穿 Actually, I'm not, Ray.
你就别欺骗你自己了 You think you're not, but you are.
我宁可光着屁股打架也不穿 I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
你已经光屁股打斗过了 Youtube上有 You know, you have fought naked. We've got that. That's on YouTube.
汉考克 这是制服 代表着使命 Hancock, this is a uniform. A uniform represents purpose.
就像医生 警察和消防员一样 Doctors, policemen, firemen, right?
-这代表着你的天职 -已经两个星期了 -It represents a calling. -It's been two weeks.
-是吗? -没人想着我 -Yeah? -Nobody out there is missing me, Ray.
耐心点 你要相信我的判断 好吗? Just be patient. You gotta trust me on this. All right?
冲破禁区 冲破禁区 Perimeter breach, perimeter breach.
混蛋! Asshole!
你依旧是个混蛋骗子啊 You're still a fake-ass punk.
见鬼! Damn!
汉考克先生? Mr. Hancock?
轮到你了 It's your share.
我没有什么好说的 Pass.
-来吧 伙计 试试啊 说出来 -说说啊 -Come on, man, try it. Let it out. -Come on, John.
我真没啥好说的 I don't have nothing.
不可能什么都没有 试试看 There's nothing on your mind? Come on, John.
-没关系的 -来吧 -It's cool, man. -Come on.
-来吧 -说说看 -Come on. -Do it.
凡事开头难 First time for everything.
-放下顾虑就好了 -管用的 试试看 -Feels good to release, now. -Let it heal. Come on, man, try it.
进来这么多天了 没有什么要说的吗? Come in here all these days, you don't have anything to share?
我叫汉考克 我有酗酒的毛病 I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff.
不错 谢谢你分享 All right. Thanks for sharing.
-好的 -谢谢 -Okay. -Thank you.
-好的 -挺不错的 -All right. -That's awesome.
-值得鼓掌 -说得不错 -That's a clap. Yeah. -There you go. Good share.
汉考克 Hey, Hancock.
快起来 Come on, get up.
-有你电话 -让他留言 -You got a phone call. -Take a message.
警察局长的电话 It's the chief of police.
他说需要你帮忙 He says he needs your help.
洛杉矶特种部队 SWAT
被困警官的丈夫是布雷克下士 The trapped officer's husband is Corporal Joseph Blake
去年牺牲在伊拉克 who was killed last year in Iraq
留下了她和两个孩子 我们还在等新消息 leaving her two small children. We are waiting for the latest news
看起来有3名嫌疑犯 but apparently there are three suspects and
怎么回事? What's going on?
没子弹了 I'm out!
趴下! 趴下! Stay down! Stay down!
趴下! Stay down!
-快出来! -趴下 -Get out! -Get down!
趴下 Get it down!
公企信托银行 IPE BANK & TRUST
所有人退后! 快点行动! Let's go! Everybody's gotta get back! Let's go!
后退! 快点 Back! Move!
北边 东边 南边都拉上了警戒线 We got perimeters set up on the north, east and south sides.
西面还留着口 The west side is open.
别撞坏大楼 别撞坏大楼 Don't break the building, don't break the building.
干嘛? What?
衣服有点紧 什么情况? It's a little tight. What you got?
银行抢劫 至少8名人质 4名罪犯 Bank job. I got at least eight hostages. Four bad guys.
一名警官受困 靠近不了她 Officer pinned down. We can't get to her.
整个上午他们一直对着我们扫射 They been spraying the hell out of us all morning. And
他们还有种重型炮 50口径 或者更大 They got some kind of heavy artillery. Fifty caliber or bigger.
-不知道你行不行 -我会没事儿的 -I don't know if that matters to you. -No, I'm good.
干得不错 Good job.
干得真不错 Really, good job.
快趴下 Get down!
是汉考克! It's Hancock!
打死他! Take him out!
干得不错 Good job!
我能碰您的身体吗? Do I have permission to touch your body?
可以! Yes!
我没那个意思 It's not sexual.
我不是说你不迷人 Not that you're not an attractive woman.
-你实际上很迷人 -把我带走就行了! -You're a very attractive woman -Get me the f% % &#k out of here!
他开始移动了 He's on the move!
他开始移动了 He's moving, he's moving!
干得不错 Good job.
-哪中弹了? -大腿 -Are you hit anywhere? -My leg!
-汉考克! -干得不错 -Hancock! -Good job.
你说过了 现在摆平这事儿吧 You said that. I need you to end this now.
检查侧面 Check the flanks.
看好四周 Secure the perimeter.
散开! Spread out!
他们肯定在后面袭击 They're gonna come around the back.
他怎么了? What happened to him?
他哪去了? 他哪去了? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
怎么回事儿? What is happening?
-我听说你在监狱里 -提前释放了 -I heard you was in the slammer. -Out early.
-怎么可能? -表现良好 -Why's that? -Good behavior.
知道这是什么吗? Do you know what this is?
我猜又是炸药威胁那一套 I'm guessing it's some kind of detonator-type deal.
他们每人身上都绑着7斤C4炸药 There's 8 pounds of C-4 strapped to each and every one of them.
这是弹簧触发开关 This is a spring-loaded dead man's switch.
我拇指一松开 If my thumb comes off it:
轰! BOOM!
现在既然情况有点变化 And now, since we've had a little change of plan
惊动了警察 between the police showing up
你还把我伙计们都吸走了 and you sucking out all of my associates
所以你得帮我去保险库 I want you to break into the vault.
托盘上有0.75吨的小额钞票 You'll find three quarter-ton pallets of small bills inside.
3千万美元 Thirty million dollars.
你给我拿过来 And you're gonna carry it for me.
你还得护送我带着钱安全离开 You are gonna get me safely away from here with the money
要不他们就得用拖把清理人质肉灰了 or else they'll be cleaning up these hostages with a mop.
我不得不拒绝你的要求 I'm gonna have to say no to that.
我正努力改过自新 I'm really trying to turn over a new leaf.
我会把整栋楼炸飞的 你个混蛋 I will blow up this entire building, you asshole.
这词儿我真不太喜欢 I really don't like that word.
我会把他们炸上天 I will blow them sky-high
让你手上溅上鲜血 and their blood will be on your hands.
听懂了吗 混蛋? Do you hear me, asshole?
你有本事 Call me a asshole
再说一遍 one more time.
混 Ass
-走 走 走! 冲进去 -快走 你没事了 -Go, go, go. Move in! -Go on, you're safe!
-大家行动 -带它冲进去 行动 -Let's go. Let's go. -Take it right in. Let's go.
马上带过来 Bring it around now.
手按住开关 Keep your hand on that trigger.
-干得不错 -其实是你干得不错! -Good job. -No. You, good job.
-谢谢 -干得不错 -Thank you. -Good job.
汉考克! Hancock!
和粉丝打声招呼 你应得的 Say hi to your fans. Look what you got.
咱们这边走 Here we go. This way.
-汉考克 今天银行那儿真激烈啊 -谢谢你 -Hancock. At the bank today, intense. -Thank you.
笑一个 Smile.
干得不错 汉考克! Good job, Hancock!
老天 大家都来了 Hey. Boy, they'll let anybody in here, huh?
汉考克 这是麦克和杰里米 Hancock, meet these guys. This is Mike Kilbourne and Jeremy Himmel.
我们可是你的超级粉丝 Gigantic fans. Insane!
顶级广告公司的两个大股东 These guys are partners at the biggest ad firm.
你怎么不给我们打电话 You never call, man.
-我打过 有几次 -以前的事儿就过去吧 -I have called. A couple of times. -Water under the bridge, man.
你俩倒挺镇静的 Could you guys get used to this or what?
你们怎么认识的? How'd you two meet?
我以前结过一次婚 I was married once before.
第一任妻子 First wife
生艾伦的时候难产过世了 she died giving birth to Aaron.
这个改天再说 反正后来吧 It's another dinner. But But
我就带着可爱儿子 So there I am, I'm with this beautiful little baby.
每天还是无所适从 I don't know what the hell to do.
有天在超市里面 And I was in the supermarket
我正在婴儿用品区 and I'm in the baby aisle
两手拿着一个牌子的尿布 and I've got a brand of diapers in each hand.
我看傻眼了 不知道怎么熬过那一天 I'm staring at them, but I don't know how I'm gonna get through the day.
一个天使 An angel
发现了我 sees me.
她好像一眼就看透了我 She knew. She was She gave me this look.
虽然我还深陷困境 可我明白 And even in the trance I was in, I knew that somebody somewhere
有人已经向我伸出了援助的手 was throwing me a little rope.
你知道的 You know?
那天起 你真的让我生活恢复原样了 Starting that day, you really put my life back together. Right?
-你喝多了 -是吗? 来吧 -You're drunk. -So? Come here.
你呢 兄弟? What about you, buddy?
你该不会是外星人吧? You're from another planet, aren't you?
不是 我是迈阿密人 No, man, I'm from Miami.
你没踩着流星什么的过来? You didn't come in on, like, a meteor or?
没 只记得是在医院醒过来 Nope. Woke up in a hospital, first thing I remember.
公立医院吧? 正对你做实验呢 Government hospital, yes? Experimenting on you and
不是 就迈阿密那种老急诊室 No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room.
-得啦! -我头骨裂了 -Come on. -My skull was fractured.
他们说我本想阻止抢劫 They told me I tried to stop a mugging.
-有人给你打昏了 -我想我以前就是普通人 -Somebody knocked you out. -I guess I was a regular guy before
醒来以后我就变了 and when I woke up, I was changed.
医院护士想要在我胳膊上扎针 The hospital nurse tried to put a needle in my arm
连皮都碰不破 and it just broke against my skin.
一个小时左右 我头骨就自动愈合 And then my skull healed in, like, an hour.
医生们大吃一惊 The doctors were astounded
想要听我讲我的身世 and they wanted to know my story.
就跟你们一样好奇 可我不知道 全忘了 Just like you. But I couldn't tell them. I don't know who I am.
健忘症 Amnesia.
-因为脑袋挨的一下? -是啊 他们也是这么说 -You know, the blow to the head. -Yeah, well, that's what they figured.
-什么都不记得了? -是的 -You don't remember anything? -No.
我口袋里剩下的东西 Only thing I had in my pocket was
只有口香糖 bubble gum
和两张电影票 two movie tickets.
伯里斯演的电影《科学怪人》 Boris Karloff, Frankenstein.
我没身份证 什么都没有 But no ID, nothing.
出院时 护士叫我写上约翰·汉考克 I went to sign out, the nurse asked me for my John Hancock.
我还以为我就叫这名 I actually thought that's who I was.
我怎么从没听说 或是在报上看到这事儿? How come I didn't hear any of this, didn't read about it in any newspapers?
80年前的报纸肯定登过 It was probably in the papers 80 years ago.
80年前? Eighty years ago?
我不会衰老的 就是这样 Oh, I don't age. This is it.
-那很好啊 -可我禁不住地想 -That's nice. -Gotta wonder, though:
我究竟混蛋到什么地步 What kind of bastard must I have been
才让家人都不来认我? that nobody was there to claim me?
虽然不像大家所说 I mean, I'm not the most charming guy in the world
我是世界第一帅哥 可是 so I've been told, but
没人找我? nobody?
不管怎样 就算有人现在也死了 Whoever it was they'd be dead by now, anyway.
玛丽 你没事吧 宝贝儿? Hey, Mary. You all right, baby?
没事 酒喝太多了 Yeah. Too much wine.
我酒量太小 I am a lightweight.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你又没做错什么 You ain't do nothing.
晚宴不错 This was a nice dinner, Ray.
-相当不错 -能说得上很愉快 -It was a good one. -Almost call this fun.
你就不累吗? 上楼来 That didn't tire you out, coming up the stairs?
-我没事 -我觉得天旋地转 -Not really. -I'm real spinny.
我都能转上楼梯去了 Could've just flown me upstairs.
-没你扶我也能转上去 -把鞋脱了吧 -I could've done without that. -Get your shoes off here.
就准脱这件 别的不行 All right, that's all you're getting off of me though.
你相信我吧 汉考克? You believe in me, don't you, Hancock?
-我当然相信你 -拉我一把 -Of course, Ray. I believe in you. -Help me up here.
我有话对你说 I got something to say to you.
听我说 这很重要 Listen to me. This is important.
你就像狗不理包子 You are like a Dodger Dog.
开始大家以为不会喜欢 It's something people don't think they're gonna like
吃一口就爱上了 特对他们口味 then they try it and they love it, right? It hits the spot.
还有益身心 而你就是世界的狗不理包子 It's good for the soul. You're like the world's Dodger Dog.
可能我没说明白 领会精神吧 I don't know. But you know what I mean, right?
你肯定能成大事 You're gonna do great.
你会把一切都理顺的 You're gonna fix everything.
-你早点睡吧 -你也睡个好觉 -You get some sleep, Ray. -You sleep tight too.
汉考克帮我盖过被子啊 Hancock tucking me in.
好了 他睡着了 All right, he's asleep.
-好的 谢谢了 晚安 -晚安 -Okay, thanks. Good night. -Good night.
我想说瑞喝成那样不是因为 Look, I just don't want you to think that That Ray
我桌上的举止 you know, drinks like that, because
-不会的 -其实他很高兴 -Oh, no. -This was just kind of
-今晚本该庆祝 -我理解 a celebratory night. -No, I understand.
-明白 -那就好 -Yeah, I know that. -Okay.
可恶的保姆吃完了总是不收拾干净 The damn babysitter never cleans up after herself.
你手擦伤了 You have a bruise on your hand.
是啊 我也不知道怎么弄的 Yeah, I don't I don't know what that is.
我近来感觉有点奇怪 I've been feeling kind of funny.
你 You
你得走了 You should go.
天太晚了 Getting late.
我丈夫要是知道了 If Ray finds out about me
你就死定了 you're dead.
约翰 我们会收拾好的 别担心 Joan, we're gonna take care of that, okay? Don't you worry.
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
早饭? Breakfast?
汉考克打了喷嚏 Hancock sneezed, huh?
你相信吗? 啊嚏! 真奇怪你没醒过来 Can you believe it? It's amazing that you slept through that.
-你睡得真香啊 -天哪 -You're a good sleeper. -Holy shit.
不能说是我告诉你的啊 I'm not gonna say I told you so, but
他一个喷嚏都能打个洞? You told me he was gonna sneeze a hole through the house?
我早说过他在的话 I just said him being around
亲爱的帮我弄开好吗? 谢谢 Oh, sweetheart, can you get that? Thanks.
-你力气真大 -搞定了 -Oh, God, you strong man. -I got it.
你什么都不用担心 But you don't worry about anything.
我跟邻居道了歉 也告诉了保险公司 I already apologized to the neighbors. Called State Farm.
都解决好了 Everything is taken care of.
你就 You just
安心吃饭吧 enjoy that breakfast.
这是什么? 咱们要去度假? What's this? Are we going on vacation? Are we?
就咱们三口 Just the three of us.
-夏天过后? -今晚就走 -End of the summer? -Tonight.
-今晚? -我是灵机一动 -Tonight? -Spur of the moment.
-今晚就走有点难 -来嘛! 三口旅行? -Tonight might be a little tough. -Come on. The three of us?
我穿比基尼泳装 Me in a bikini?
-听着不错 -随便去哪儿 -Sounds good. -Let's go somewhere.
敲门啦 Knock, knock.
老天保佑你 Gesundheit.
我正跟他说呢 希望你把喷嚏都打完了 I was just telling Ray here, I hope you're done sneezing
要是你再打喷嚏的话 because I don't think our house could take much more
房子可受不了 of your sneezing.
是啊 有时候灰尘太多 Yeah, sometimes I sneeze when there's dust
或者我大吃一惊的时候就打 or if I get really surprised.
你真是不幸 克伯恩来电话了 That's unfortunate. This is Kilbourne.
麦克? 你怎么样? Mike? How you doing?
能见到你我也很高兴 It was great to see you too.
嗯 那个 Yep. Well
是啊 继续 有啥说啥 Right. Go ahead, shoot.
等会 我拿支笔 Okay. I got a pen right here.
嗯 我明白 Right. No, I know.
拿到了 It's right here in my hand.
我警告你 I am warning you.
好的 继续 All right, go ahead.
好的 Okay, good.
那就3点10分见? Now And that's still in 310, right?
稍等一下 Hang on one second.
安静点好吗? Do me a favor?
对不起 麦克 I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah.
我们得谈谈 We're gonna talk.
给我走开 Go away.
对这事儿我是挺兴奋的 Well, it is something that I'm really excited about.
-我陪你玩一天都行 -小点声! -I'm gonna do this all day. -Shut Shut up.
我想 I I suppose
-谈就谈 行了吧? -确实得说说 -Fine. We'll talk, okay? -We will.
扯清楚了 你就消失 离我家人远点 And when we're done talking, you go away and you leave my family alone.
-我家4点见面吧 -随你便 -My place at 4:00. -Whatever.
电话里谈钱不太好吧 It means Well, I'd rather not talk numbers now.
别这么早就定调 咱们还是安排个时间 I'd like to save them for the pitch. So let's just set a time.
我没问题 那回头见 好的 That's good with me. I will see you then. All right.
好的 3点半 好的 Yeah, 3:30. Great.
老婆 屋里怎么这么热 Hon, is it hot in here?
他伤害你们了 是吧? He hurt you, didn't he?
来啊 说出来 Come on, use your words.
你们有什么感觉? How did it make you feel?
疼啊 Sore.
糟透了 Bad.
因为他把你们的力量都夺走了 你们得再夺回来 It's because he took your power. And you have to get your power back.
除了自己去争取 没人会还给你们 And no one will give you your power back. You have to go out and take it.
明白吗? You understand me?
我们去把汉考克揪出来 We're gonna go find Hancock
夺回你们的力量 and get your power back.
我人来了 Well, I'm here.
是啊 Yup.
-你到底想不想做? -做什么? -You wanna do it? -Do what?
我没时间跟你闹 你先问问题 I don't have time for this, okay? You ask the questions
我实话实说 然后你离开洛杉矶 I answer them honestly and then you leave L.A.
我才不离开洛杉矶呢 I ain't leaving L.A.
行了 行了 天哪 All right, all right. Jeez.
省省吧 Don't.
问吧 Ask.
-我和你 -什么我和你 -You and I. -"You and l" what?
-咱们是一类人 -不是 -We're the same. -No.
我更强大 I'm stronger.
真的? Really?
是啊 Oh, yeah.
我们是谁? Who are we?
神灵 天使 不同时代有不同的称呼 Gods, angels. Different cultures call us by different names.
现在突然编出个"超级英雄"的词儿来 Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero."
-还有其他人吗? -曾经有过 -Are there more of us? -There were.
他们都死了 They all died.
现在就剩咱们俩了 It's just the two of us.
现在是怎么回事? What is this?
咱们什么关系? Who are we to each other?
-我们是兄妹关系 -撒谎吧 -We're brother and sister. -That's a lie.
-我是你妹妹 -你骗人 -No, I'm your sister. -That is a lie.
-我是你妹妹 -骗人 -I'm your sister. -That is a lie.
是妹妹就不会像昨天那样亲我 Sisters don't kiss brothers the way you kissed me last night.
你撒谎吧 合同取消 You're lying, deal's off.
我看你丈夫怎么说 Let's go see how Ray feels about this.
你滚回来! Get your ass back here!
我就去说! I'm telling!
"全心全意"标志 The AllHeart symbol will be known globally
将会在全球闻名 as a symbol
代表着那些愿意拯救世界的公司 that represents companies that are committed to changing the world.
他们会免费提供生活必需品 They can give away their sustenance goods, okay?
食品 药品 能源 衣服 全免费 Food, drugs, power, clothing, for free.
-我们想聊聊汉考克 -第二点 -We were talking about Hancock -Number two.
你离我和我家人远点 You stay away from me and my family.
你不能再对我这样了 You are not gonna do this to me again.
什么? 你什么意思? What? I don't know what you're talking about.
-嘿! -我爱你 汉考克! -Hey! -I love you, Hancock!
咱们碰头没好处 最后总是不欢而散 It can't work. It always ends the same way.
不管是在波斯 希腊 还是在布鲁克林 Persia. Greece. Brooklyn.
布鲁克林? 我从没去过那儿 Brooklyn? I've never been to Brooklyn.
我都忍了你三千年了 I have put up with your bullshit for 3000 years
我受够了 够了! 听到了吗! and I am done! Done, you listening?
-你说的我全不明白 -现在我总算有个幸福家庭 -I don't know what you're talking about! -Finally, I am happy!
-你又来添乱! -我不知道你在胡扯什么 -You are not gonna mess with that! -I don't know what you're talking about!
害你这女疯子失望了 I hate to burst your little crazy-lady bubble
我看是你单相思 要不我肯定记得 but it must not have been all that great because I don't remember you.
叫我疯子? Call me crazy
再说一遍 one more time.
小疯疯 Cuckoo.
好啊 先等等 All right, hold it. All right.
警告你别用卡车砸我 You better not hit me with that truck.
想要取得资格 企业要证明是世界顶尖 For companies to qualify, they need to prove they are a leader in the global
我们想聊聊汉考克先生 We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock.
他们要致力于改善这个世界 They're committed to bettering the world.
可以有以下4种方式 They can do this in four ways. This is how they
最重要的是打响品牌 The most important thing with AllHeart is brand recognition.
我又设计了些样本 I've mocked up these examples here
估计在东京 伦敦 迪拜和巴黎就这样 in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris.
噢 糟糕 Oh, no.
我们要大力宣传 打入市场 We need maximum exposure, market penetra
下雪了? Is it snowing?
停下 别这样 Stop. Stop it.
停下! 好了 咱们就 Stop. Stop. Stop! All right, let's just
放开我! Get off me!
停下! Stop. Stop!
放开! Get off!
-放开我! -听我说! -Get off me! -Listen to me!
-我恨你! -对不起! -I hate you! -I am sorry!
不管我是谁 干过什么 看着我 Whoever I am, whatever I did Look at me.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不记得了 I don't remember.
你是我见过的最美的女人 You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
噢 糟了 Oh, my God.
你怎么会飞? 玛丽 你刚才在飞啊 Why were you flying? You were flying, Mary.
-她刚在确实在飞 -好了 我是在飞 -Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray. -Okay, I was flying.
而且我也有超能力 And I'm very strong as well.
-我们是超人 -"我们"? -It's just the way we are. -"We"?
就剩我和他两个人了 其他人配对结合后都死了 Me and him, it's just us now. The others paired up and died.
刚才在拖车那儿你没说配对的事 You didn't say anything about pairing up at the trailer.
-你去过他的拖车? -很难解释清楚 -You were at his trailer. -This is hard to explain.
-那好 我洗耳恭听 -我也是 -Great, I'm all ears. -Me too.
拜托你能不能让我和妻子单独呆会? Do me a favor, just give me and my wife one moment.
-别针对我啊 -大人说话别插嘴 -Don't bring it here, Ray. -The adults are talking.
严格说来 Technically speaking
他才是我丈夫 he's my husband.
真见鬼了 Holy shit.
-什么? -我们几十年前分的手 -What? -We broke up decades ago.
你出生之前老早的事儿了 他又忘了 Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
可你记得 不是吗? But you can, right? You knew?
这种事约会第一天就该提出来 That's something you bring up on a first date, Mary.
"我不爱旅游 对猫过敏 还长生不老" "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal."
这种事你得事先提个醒 Those are some things you give a heads-up on.
不管怎样 我俩天生一对的 懂吗? Whatever we are, we were built in twos, okay?
我们注定互相吸引 We're drawn to each other.
不管我跑多远 他也能追过来 No matter how far I run, he's always there.
他总能找到我 就像磁铁 He finds me. It's physics.
你说你俩命中注定到一起? Are you saying that you two are fated to be together?
我活了这么长时间 I've lived for a very long time, Ray.
明白一个道理 And the one thing I learned
决定一切的不是命运 fate doesn't decide everything.
我们能做出自己的选择 People get to choose.
所以你就选择 And you chose
让我还以为自己孤单一人? to let me think I was here alone.
我没想到你想寻找你的过去 I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember.
好极了 现在还怎么着? Great. Now what?
我也没想这样 I didn't plan for this.
卖酒小站
监狱管理层确认 Prison authorities confirmed
正是帕克挑起了监狱暴动 that the prisoner uprising was led by Kenneth "Red" Parker, Jr
他也是上星期银行抢劫案的主犯 who was also the leader of last week's Spring Street bank robbery.
现在至少8人下落不明 At least eight prisoners are not accounted for.
接下来是更多有关诺瓦克监狱暴动的消息 More information on the prison riot in Norwalk.
监狱里的建筑工人被人打昏 Construction workers at the prison were knocked unconscious.
囚犯换上了工人衣服 The prisoners stole the workers' clothes
怀疑他们当中有些已经逃走 and it's feared at least some of them have escaped.
帕克作案诡计多端 Parker is considered a criminal mastermind.
他很擅长玩心理战术 He is very effective at using psychological persuasion
拉拢不同作案背景的犯罪分子 to organize criminals from different backgrounds.
他曾经是斯坦福大学的心理学教授 He is a former psychology professor from Stanford University.
就在那里组织过臭名昭著的犯罪集团 While there, he organized a notorious criminal network
包括了各种背景的研究生 comprised of graduate students from diverse
91块1毛 Ninety-one ten.
91块1? 你开玩笑吧 Ninety-one ten? You gotta be shitting me.
91.1元 Ninety-one ten.
大白天明抢啊 Highway robbery.
-你想怎么样? -我要拿钱走 -What? -I'm taking the money.
我可以高兴地答应你 I can relate to that.
不过前提是 你想要什么东西 You know? If you want something
没人拦得住 nobody can stop you from taking it
你就能拿走了 对吧? you just take it, right?
勇气可嘉 I like that.
可你拿得走吗? But can you take it?
我用巧克力糖对你手枪 My Zagnut bar versus your gun.
抱歉弄坏了窗户 Sorry about your window.
-准备好急诊室1020 -让开 -I need Room 1020. -Clear!
准备好急诊室1020 I need Room 1020.
要输液管 血液化验 电解液和理疗 I need IV line, blood quality, CBC, electrolytes, a PT, and
输液管在哪? Where's his IV line?
-针扎不进去的 -扎进去了 -That's not gonna work. -I'm in.
怎么回事? What's happening?
最新消息 汉考克已经紧急送到 This just in. John Hancock has been rushed
洛杉矶综合医院抢救 to Los Angeles General Hospital.
他身中数枪 有生命危险 Hancock is in serious condition with multiple gunshot wounds.
我们还不知道事情经过 No story yet as to how this happened to him
不过我们会继续现场追踪报道 but we will continue to cover this story live. Reporting live from L. A
济慈综合医院
-有袭击者的线索了吗? -安伯雷先生! -Any lead on the assailant? -Mr. Embrey!
就问您两个问题 Just a couple of questions, sir, please.
您能说说是怎么回事吗? Can you describe how it happened?
我听说他想要阻止一次抢劫 From what I've heard, he was trying to stop a robbery.
是不是手枪用了什么特殊子弹? Do you know if special ammunition was used in the gun that shot him?
这我没听说 Not that I'm aware of.
与神秘女超人有关系吗? Could this have to do with the mysterious woman?
-有人目击他们打斗过 -这事我无可奉告 -He was seen battling her. -I do not have that answer.
是不是她比汉考克能力更强? Could this woman be more powerful than Hancock?
这是209床的化验结果 Here are the lab results for 209.
你正变成凡人 You're becoming mortal.
要是咱们接近了 It's us
就会变成这样 being close to each other.
可从来没这么快过 It's never happened this fast before.
你得离开我 You have to leave.
离我越远 你感觉就会越好 The further you get from me, the better you're gonna feel.
你的能力也会回来 You'll start getting your powers back
你还能飞来飞去 四处搞搞破坏 and be flying and breaking things
一不留神就可能救了谁的命 and saving people before you know it.
我告诉过你 咱们是配对而生的 Well, it's like I said, we were built in pairs.
互相接近以后 咱们就会失去超能力 And when we get close to our opposites, we lose our power.
-怎么会这样? -这样我们就能过凡人的生活 -Why? -So we can live human lives.
去相爱 结合 Love, connect
慢慢变老 一起死去 grow old, die.
咱们发生过什么事? What happened to us?
公元前4年的夏天 Summer of 4 B.C.
我们像现在一样是凡人 We were becoming mortal, like now.
他们拿着剑追杀我 They came after me with swords.
是你救了我 But you saved me.
1850年 1850.
他们点着了咱们的房子 They set our house on fire.
你把我从大火里拉了出来 You pulled me out of the flames.
80年前呢 Eighty years ago.
那时怎么了? What happened then?
我们住在迈阿密 We were living in Miami
城里正上映新电影 and a new movie was playing in town.
《科学怪人》 Frankenstein.
散场以后 And after
咱们沿着大街走回家 we walked down Flagler Street
你那么紧地拉着我的手 and you took my hand, and you held it so tight.
一条小路上我们被人袭击了 And they attacked us in an alley.
你被打得很重 流了那么多的血 They hit you so hard. There was so much blood.
医生不让我在救护车里陪你 They wouldn't let me ride in the ambulance with you.
等我赶到医院 你已经醒了 And by the time I got to the hospital, you were awake.
可你不认得我了 But you didn't know me.
我只能走了 So I left.
每次我们聚到一起 Every time we're together
你都会因为我受伤 they come after you through me.
你天生就比我们更能帮助他人 You're built to save people more than the rest of us.
这就是你 你是个英雄 That's who you are. You're a hero.
你是众神的守护者 The insurance policy of the gods.
我们就算剩下一个 也会是你 Keep one alive. You.
来继续保护这个世界 To protect this world.
玛丽! Mary!
妈妈! Mom!
-玛丽! -趴下 -Mary! -Stay down!
好了 Okay.
玛丽! Mary?
别忙了 Stop.
不 不要! Oh, no! No! Please!
趴下 Stay down.
嘿 玛丽! Hey! Mary!
咱们走 扶她起来! Let's go, get her up!
坚持一下 咱们走 Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go.
-给我吗啡 -来这儿帮忙 -Morphine. -Here. Help in here!
让她别动 Hold her down. Hold her down.
按住她 Hold her down.
按住了 Hold her down.
-现在接上监控器? -冷静点 -You want the monitor now? -Stay calm.
-把她按住了 -给我心电图设备探头 -Hold her, hold her, hold her. -Need EKG leads.
你跟我们一样 汉考克 Upon us all, Hancock.
照样会死 You're no different.
是时候跟她做个了结了 汉考克 Time to shut her down, Hancock.
跟你斗还挺有意思 It's been a nice run.
我们都会想念你的 Oh, we are all sincerely gonna miss you.
可你的死期到了 But it is time for you to move on.
没准还能进天堂 And maybe to a happier place.
你要想谢我也行 You can thank me if you want to
超级英雄 superhero.
怎么又砍我手! You didn't!
艾伦! Aaron!
一个月后
-匈奴王长什么样? -是个斗鸡眼 -What about Attila the Hun? -Completely cross-eyed.
-斗鸡眼? -嗯 -Cross-eyed? -Yep.
那伊丽莎白女王呢? All right, what about Queen Elizabeth?
-十分饥渴 -肯尼迪呢? 怎么死的? -Needy. -J.F. K? What about him?
哦 这个 Oh, yeah.
"这个"? 没别的了? "Oh, yeah"? Anything more?
不是啊 当时我在古巴 正是导弹危机 Not like that. I was in Cuba for the whole missile thing.
等一下 Yeah, hang on.
-喂? -是瑞吧 -Hello? -Ray.
我一直在给你打电话 Hey, I've been trying to call you.
嗯 我之前奔出服务区了 Yeah, I was out of cell range.
-你在露天的地方吗? -是啊 -Are you outside? -Yeah.
-抬头看看 -好的 我抬头看看 -Look up. -All right, I'm looking up.
我正抬头看着呢 I'm looking up.
-宝贝? -怎么了? -Baby? -What?
你会改变世界的 You're gonna change the world.
-瑞 干得不错 -我的天哪 -Good job, Ray. -Oh, my God, Ray.
抬头看呐 Hey. Look up.
汉考克 Hancock.
我为你骄傲 I'm proud of you.
谢谢你 Thanks.
在那儿登广告不会惹麻烦吧? Will I get in trouble for that?
-站住! -别动! -Freeze! -Don't move!
-天哪 我的萨姆! -放下武器! -Oh, my God! Sam! No! -Drop your weapon, sir!
后退! 后退! 后退! Get back! Get back! Get back!
-放下枪 -不后退我就开枪了 -Drop it! -Get back or I'll shoot! Get back!
快后退 我没开玩笑 Get back! I'm not playing.
给我后退! Get back. Get back!
靠 汗烤鸡 你从哪儿冒出来的? Damn, Handjob. Where you come from?
别紧张 说说你的要求 All right, relax. Just tell me what you need.
告诉警察别拿枪对着我 Tell them cops to take their guns off of me.
-好的 -让他们别瞄着我 -All right. -Tell them to take the guns off me.
别瞄着他 先放下枪 Just take them off. Lower your weapons.
你穿得跟金刚狼似的 先把我俩从这带走 You're gonna get us out of here with that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on.
现在就做 混蛋! Now let's make it happen, asshole.