(伊丽莎白泰勒)
(李察波顿)
(艾德华艾比斯)
(灵欲春宵)
现在是凌晨两点钟 - 嗨.乔治 - It's 2 o'clock in the morning. - Oh, George!
没错 Well, it is.
你真的像母鸡一样 What a cluck you are!
现在很晚了 It's late, you know. It's late.
(乔治史格)
(珊蒂丹尼斯)
(编剧：恩尼斯特里曼)
(导演：麦克尼古拉斯)
乱七八糟 What a dump!
“乱七八糟”是从哪里来的 Hey, what's that from? "What a dump!"
我怎么会知道 How would I know?
拜托.到底是怎么来的 Oh, come on, what's it from?
你知道的 You know!
到底是怎么来的,看在老天爷的份上 What's it from, for Christ's sake?
什么是从哪里来的 What's what from?
我刚跟你讲的 I just told you. I just did it.
“乱七八糟” "What a dump!"
到底怎么来的 Huh? What's that from?
我完全不知道 I haven't the faintest idea.
笨蛋 Dumbbell!
这是从贝蒂戴维斯的电影 It's from some Bette Davis picture...
那该死的华纳兄弟出品的 ...some goddamn Warner Brothers epic.
玛莎.我怎么会记得所有华纳出品的电影 Martha, I can't remember all the films that came out of Warner Brothers.
没有人要你去记所有华纳的电影 Nobody's asking you to remember every Warner Brothers epic.
只是一部电影.就这样 Just one single little epic.That's all.
贝蒂戴维斯在结局时得了腹膜炎 Bette Davis gets peritonitis at the end.
她从头到尾戴了一顶很可怕的假发 And she wears a fright wig throughout the picture.
后来她好像和乔瑟夫卡顿结婚 She's married to Joseph Cotten or something.
应该是吧 Somebody.
她去芝加哥是因为爱上了脸上有疤的演员 She wants to go to Chicago because she loves that actor with the scar.
她后来生病了 She gets sick...
她坐在化妆台上 ...and sits down at her dressing table...
哪一个演员. 哪一个疤 What actor? What scar?
我不记得他的名字 - 那部电影叫什么名字 I can't remember his name! What's the picture?
我要知道那部电影到底叫什么名字 I want to know the name of the picture.
她得了腹膜炎 She gets this peritonitis...
但是还是决定要去芝加哥 ...and decides to go to Chicago anyway.
“芝加哥”,那部电影就叫“芝加哥” "Chicago"! It's called "Chicago."
是吗 What is?
我是说那部片子叫做“芝加哥” I mean the picture. It's "Chicago."
拜托 Oh, good grief!
你难道什么都不知道吗 Don't you know anything?
“芝加哥”是30年代的音乐剧 "Chicago" was a '30s musical...
是爱丽丝费小姐主演,这你都不知道吗 ...starring little Miss Alice Faye. Don't you know anything?
在这部片子里… This picture...
贝蒂戴维斯,有一天从杂货店回家 ...Bette Davis comes home from a hard day at the grocery store...
她在杂货店上班吗 She works in a grocery store?
她是个家庭主妇,去买杂货的 She's a housewife. She buys things.
她带着杂货回家 She comes with the groceries...
她走进一个典型的客厅 and she walks into the modest living room...
那是一栋典型的乔瑟夫卡顿式的屋子 of the modest cottage modest Joseph Cotten set her up in.
他们结婚了吗 Are they married?
他们当然结婚了 .不要多嘴 Yes, they're married. To each other, cluck!
她进门 .她看看四周 And she comes in and she looks around this room...
她把杂货放下 and she sets down her groceries.
然后她说… And she says...
“乱七八糟” "What a dump!"
她非常不满意 She's discontent.
电影到底叫什么名字 What's the name of the picture?
我真的不知道 I really don't know.
想啊 Well, think!
我很累.亲爱的 I'm tired, dear.
我不知道你为什么累.今天什么都没做 I don't know why you're tired. You didn't do anything today.
我很累 - 你今天又没教书 - I'm tired. - You didn't have classes.
你父亲总在周六晚上开这种狂欢宴会 If your father didn't always set up these Saturday night orgies...
那是你太差劲了 .乔治 Well, it's just too bad about you.
我总是如此 Well, that's how it is anyway.
你什么都不会做.从来不会交际应酬 You didn't do anything. You never do. You never mix!
你只会坐下来聊天 You just sit around and talk.
那你要我怎么办.像你一样叽叽喳喳吗 What do you want me to do? Bray at everyone all night like you do?
我才不会那样 I don't bray!
好吧.你不会 All right, you don't bray.
我才不会那样 I did not bray.
我已经说你不会了 I said you didn't bray!
给我倒杯酒 Fix me a drink.
你还没喝够吗 Haven't you had enough?
我说.给我倒杯酒 I said fix me a drink!
我想喝一杯睡前酒.不会怎么样的 Well, I don't suppose a nightcap would kill either of us.
睡前酒.你在开玩笑吗 A nightcap? Are you kidding?
我们有访客 We've got guests.
有什么 Got what?
访客… Guests
访客 Guests!
对.是访客.来我们家玩的人 Yeah, guests. People. We've got guests coming over.
什么时候 When?
现在 Now.
天啊.玛莎.你知不知道现在几点 Good Lord, Martha, do you know what time it is?
到底是谁要来 Who's coming over?
无名氏. 谁 - What's-their-name. - Who?
无名氏! - 谁是无名氏 Who's what's-their-name?
我不知道他们的名字.乔治 I don't know their name, George.
我们今晚遇见的 .他们是新朋友 We met tonight. They're new.
他好像是在数学系教书 He's in the math department or something.
今晚我不记得有遇到什么新朋友 I don't remember meeting anybody tonight.
你当然遇到了 Well, you did.
他们全都像驴子一样.到底是谁 Of all the asinine... Who are these people?
他在数学系教书 He's in the Math Department.
谁 Who?
他在数学系教书.一个年轻的金发男子 He's in the Math Department. He's young and he's blond...
他英俊.而且很强壮 He's good-looking, well-built?
是的 .很英俊.而且很强壮 Yes, good-looking, well-built.
全都清楚了. - 什么 - It figures. - What?
没事 Nothing.
他的太太非常娇小.没怎么打扮 His wife's a mousy little type without any hips or anything.
想起来了吗 Remember them now?
我想是的.为什么他们要现在来 I guess so. But why do they have to come over now?
因为老爸说应该招待他们.这就是原因 Because Daddy said we should be nice to them, that's why.
天啊
老爸说我们应该招待他们 为什么现在 - Daddy said we should be nice to them. - Why now...?
因为老爸说我们要招待他们 Because Daddy said we should be nice to them!
但是.我想人家也没有要我们整晚陪他们 He didn't mean we were supposed to stay up all night with them.
我们可以某个礼拜天请他们来 We could have them over some Sunday.
不管了.再说现在已是礼拜天 Well, never mind. Besides, it is Sunday.
礼拜天凌晨 Very early Sunday.
这真是疯狂. - 没办法 - It's ridiculous! - Well, it's done.
他们在哪里 Where are they?
如果我们有客人.你想他们会在哪里 If we've got guests, where are they?
他们马上到 They'll be here soon.
他们到底在干嘛.回家先睡一下吗 What'd they do, go home and get some sleep first?
他们马上到 They'll be here.
我希望你能早点告诉我.不要每次都临时通知 I wish you'd tell me....about things. Stop springing things on me all the time.
我没有每次都这样做 I don't spring things on you all the time.
才怪.你每次都这样做 You really do! You're always springing things on me.
乔治.每一次？ Always.
可怜的乔治宝贝 Poor Georgie Porgie put-upon-pie.
你在干嘛.在闹别扭吗 What are you doing? Are you sulking?
让我看看.你在不高兴吗？闹别扭？ Let me see. Are you sulking? Is that what you're doing?
不要管我 Never mind.
不要太麻烦 Just don't bother yourself.
嘿… Hi
谁怕维吉尼亚狼.维吉尼亚狼… Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf, Virginia Woolf
谁怕维吉尼亚狼 Virginia Woolf?
怎么了.不好笑吗？你刚刚是不是在惊叫 What's wrong? Didn't think it's funny? I thought it was a scream.
没有关系 It was all right.
你在派对上听到时.你笑翻了 You laughed when you heard it at the party.
我是微笑.并没有大笑 - 你笑翻了 I smiled. I didn't laugh. You laughed your goddamn head off!
没关系 It was all right.
那是个惊叫 It was a scream.
刚刚的很好笑 It was very funny, yes.
你让我想吐 - 什么 You make me puke.
你让我想吐 You make me puke.
玛莎.说话不要太毒 Wasn't a very nice thing to say.
什么跟什么. 说话不要太毒 That wasn't what? A very nice thing to say.
我喜欢你生气的样子.就是这个样子 Oh, I like your anger. I think that's what I like about you most.
你生气的时候 Your anger.
你真是个笨蛋 You are such a simp!
你根本没有…到底是什么 You haven't got... ...the what?
胆量 Guts?
乱说 Phrase-maker.
你从来不在我酒里放冰. 为什么 You never put any ice in my drink. Why is that?
我当然放了冰块.你都把冰块吃完了 I always put ice in your drinks. You eat it, that's all.
你这个吃冰块的习惯就像西班牙长耳猎犬一样 It's this habit you've got of chewing on your ice cubes like a cocker spaniel.
一直在磨自己的牙齿 You'll crack your big teeth.
那是我的牙齿 Well, they're my big teeth.
只有一些是… Yeah, some of them, some of them.
我的牙齿比你还多 I've got more teeth than you have.
只多两颗 Two more.
-你头快秃了 -你也是 And you're going bald. So are you.
哈啰.亲爱的 Hello, honey.
来给你妈妈好好的亲一下 Come on and give your mommy a big sloppy kiss.
我要好好亲一下 -我现在不想亲你.玛莎 I want a big sloppy kiss! I don't want to kiss you right now.
你请的这些客人怎么还没到 Where are these people you invited?
那个年轻貌美的男人和他娇小的太太 Where is this good looking, well-built young man and his slim-hipped wife?
你去跟爸爸抱怨.他们会来的 Talking to Daddy. They'll be here.
为什么你不想亲我 Why didn't you want to kiss me?
乔治 George.
乔治 -是的.亲爱的 George. -Yes
为什么你不想亲我 Why didn't you want to kiss me?
如果我亲你.就会兴奋,然后就不能自已 If I kissed you I'd get all excited. I'd get beside myself...
然后我会把你强压在客厅的地板上 ...and then I'd have to take you by force on the living room rug.
如果客人这时走进来.你爸爸会怎么说 Then our guests would walk in and what would your father say about that?
你这只猪 Oh, you pig!
亲爱的.再帮我倒一杯酒 Fix me another drink, lover.
天啊.你真能喝 - 我很渴 God, you can swill it down, can't you? I'm thirsty!
天啊 Oh, Jesus!
我什么时候都可以喝.不要担心我 I can drink you under any table you want, so don't worry about me.
我早就给你这个奖了.所有的厌恶奖 You got the prize years ago. You've won every abomination award.
我发誓.如果你继续.我就会跟你离婚 I swear if you existed I'd divorce you.
你的客人要来.保持清醒 - 我无视你 - Stay on your feet for your guests. - I can't even see you!
如果你醉了或吐了… - 我根本就无视你 还要试着不要脱光衣服 If you pass out or throw up... And try to keep your clothes on too.
你喝醉后会把裙子穿在头上.这真的很难看 There's no more sickening sight than you drunk and your skirt over your head.
你是隐形人 - 放在头上 Your heads, I should say.
派对.派对 Party! Party!
我真的很期待这个.玛莎 I'm really looking forward to this.
去开门 - 你去开 - Go answer the door. - You answer it.
你去开门 - 你去 Get to that door, you!
请进 - 我说.你去开门 Come on in! Get over and answer that door.
好吧.你怎么说怎么好 All right. Whatever love wants.
你不要说话就好了 Just don't start on the bit, that's all.
不要说话 The bit?
这是什么话.以为我是你的学生吗 What language is that? Imitating one of your students?
不要谈到孩子.我只要求这样 Don't start in on the bit about the kid, that's all.
你把我当什么 - 对你太好了 - What do you take me for? - Much too much.
我爱什么时候讲就讲 - 我劝你最好不要 I'll start in on the kid if I want to. I'd advise against it.
谢谢.请进 - 过去开门 Well, good for you. Get over there and open that door.
我劝过你.玛莎 - 我听到了.过去开门 You've been advised. Sure. Get over there.
是的 .你怎么说怎么做 Yes, love. Whatever love wants.
有的人还是很有礼貌.不会随便进别人的房子 Some people still have manners... and just don't break into people's houses.
就算他们听到里面有一支非人的怪物 Even if they hear a subhuman monster yowling at them from inside.
你去死吧 Goddamn you!
嗨 - 哈啰 Hi
请进 我们终于到了 You must be our little guests.
你们一定是我们的客人 不要理这个讨人厌的家伙.赶快进来吧 Just ignore old sourpuss here. Come on in, kids!
把你们的外套交给这个讨人厌的家伙 Just hand your coats to old sourpuss here.
或许我们不应该来 - 对啊.已经很晚了 Perhaps we shouldn't have come. Yes, it is late!
太晚了.你们在开玩笑? - 东西随便放.没关系 Late! Are you kidding? Just throw your stuff down any place.
家俱和地板在这里没什么分别 Furniture, floor. Makes no difference around here.
我告诉过你.我们不应该来 I told you we shouldn't have come.
我说进来.你们就进来 I said come on in. Now come on!
垃圾.闭嘴 - 玛莎的嘴巴总是不干净 Look, muckmouth, you cut that out! Martha's a devil with language.
请坐 Kids, sit down.
这里真漂亮 Isn't this lovely?
是的.非常漂亮 - 谢谢 - Yes, indeed. Very handsome. - Thank you.
那幅画是谁画的 Who did the painting?
一个留着小胡子的希腊人 那晚.玛莎攻击… Some Greek with a mustache Martha attacked one night in a...
这幅画有… 非常强烈对吧 It's got a... Quiet intensity?
不… Well, no...
那是不是表现出吵杂的特质呢 Then a certain noisy relaxed quality maybe?
不.我是说… 那是安静的特质吗 How about a quietly noisy relaxed intensity?
亲爱的.他是在开玩笑 - 我知道 Dear, you're being joshed. I'm aware of that.
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
事实上这幅画是代表玛莎的内心 It's actually a pictorial representation of the order of Martha's mind.
帮他们倒酒吧.你们想喝什么 Fix the kids a drink. What would you like to drink?
你喜欢喝什么 What would you like?
一点白兰地.不混酒就不担心 A little brandy maybe. Never mix, never worry!
白兰地.只要白兰地.那很简单 Brandy? Just brandy. Simple, simple.
那你呢… What about you...
波本酒.如果你不介意的话 Bourbon, if you don't mind.
介意.我不介意.我当然不会介意 Mind? I don't mind. Don't think I mind.
玛莎.要喝酒吗 Martha, rubbing alcohol for you?
当然.不混酒就没关系 Sure. Never mix, never worry!
谁怕维吉尼亚狼 Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
谁怕维吉尼亚狼.这真好笑.不是吗 Wasn't that funny? That was so funny!
是的.我肚子笑的好痛 Yes, it was. I thought I'd bust a gut!
乔治认为不好笑 George didn't think it was funny.
玛莎认为如果不笑到肚子痛.就不好笑 Martha thinks that unless you bust a gut you're not amused.
除非你笑的像土狼.不然你不是在笑 Unless you carry on like a hyena you're not having fun.
我玩的很尽兴.那个派对真棒 I certainly had fun. It was a wonderful party!
没错.你爸爸人真的很棒 - 是的 - It certainly was. - Your father, he is so wonderful!
我告诉你… 他人真棒对吧 He's quite a guy, isn't he?
你们最好相信 You better believe it.
他真是不可思议 He's a marvelous man.
我不是想毁谤他.我们都知道他是神 I'm not tearing him down. We know he's a god.
我不准你批评我爸爸 You lay off my father.
当你和我一样.要参加这么多系的派对 When you've had as many faculty parties as I have...
事实上我非常喜欢 I rather appreciated it.
你会吗 You.way
我玩的非常高兴.我真的非常喜欢 I mean aside from enjoying it,I appreciated it.
可以认识新的朋友,要不就得待在 旅馆里.直到我们的住处都安排好了 Meeting, introducing, how he had us stay at the Inn till our place is ready.
当我在肯萨斯教书时… When I taught in Kansas...
你绝对不会相信. You won't believe it...
我们必须全靠自己.是不是.亲爱的 ...but we had to make our way all by ourselves. Isn't that right, dear?
我们必须全靠自己 We had to make our own way.
在图书馆或是超市.我必须去找那些教授太太 I'd have to go up to the wives in the library or the supermarket...
然后说.哈啰.我是新来的 ...and say, "Hello, I am new here."
你一定是某某太太.某某教授的太太 "You must be Mrs. So-and-so, Doctor So-and-so's wife."
感觉真的不是很好 It really wasn't very nice at all.
爸爸知道怎么样处理事情.他人非常好 Daddy knows how to run things. He's a remarkable man.
没错 You bet your sweet life.
我告诉你们一个秘密 I'll tell you a secret.
世界上有很多更轻松的事.如果你在大学教书 There are easier things in this world, if you teach at the university...
一定有比跟校长女儿结婚更轻松的事 ...than being married to the daughter of... ...the president of that university.
这一定是一个很好的机会 There are easier things.
对某些人来说.这是一生难得的机会 It's a great opportunity. For some men it would be the chance of a lifetime.
相信我.世界上还有更轻松的事 There are, believe me, easier things in this world.
有些人甚至会放弃掉右手.来换取这个机会 Some men would give their right arm for the chance!
事实上.这种牺牲.会失去更多的肢体 In reality that sacrifice is of a more private portion of the anatomy.
你们可不可以告诉我.哪里是… Could you show me where the...
你还好吧 Are you all right?
当然.亲爱的.我只是想补个妆 Of course, dear. I just want to put some powder on my nose.
玛莎.你能不能带她去厕所 Show her where we keep the euphemism?
什么 What
我很抱歉.我要带你参观房子 I'm sorry. I want to show you the house anyway.
我们马上回来.亲爱的 We'll be back, dear.
老实说.乔治.你一直在吐我槽 Honestly, George, you burn me up!
你真的有 You really do!
玛莎.闭上你的嘴巴.不要说一些不该说的 Don't shoot your mouth off about you-know-what.
我想说什么就说什么 - 赶快消失吧 I'll talk about any goddamn thing I want to! Okay, vanish!
我想说什么就说什么 - 赶快消失吧 Any goddamn thing I want! - vanish!
你还想喝什么 What'll it be?
我还是喝波本酒好了 I'll stick to bourbon.
你是在数学系教书对吧 You're in the Math Department?
不是 No.
不是 No
玛莎是这样说.我想她是这样说 Martha said so.I think that's what she said.
为什么你决定要当老师 Why'd you decide to be a teacher?
我想和你有一样的原因 The same things that motivated you,I imagine.
是什么? 对不起.能不能再说一次 Oh? What were they?
那到底我是什么原因 What were the things that motivated me?
我确定我不知道 Well, I'm sure I don't know.
你刚刚说的.我们两个的原因是一样的 You said the things that motivated you and me were the same.
我说我想可能是. 是吗? I said I imagined they were. Oh, did you?
你喜欢这里吗 You like it here?
还不错 Yes, it's fine.
我是说大学 - 我以为你说… I meant the university.
我是说大学. -我觉得还不错 I know. I meant the university. Well, I like it fine.
还好 It's fine
你在这里待了很久对吧 You've been here for quite a long time haven't you?
什么 Oh
是的.从我和她结婚后 她叫什么名字.玛莎 Yes. Ever since I married what's-her-name. Martha.
在那之前.直到永远 Even before that. Forever.
希望和好的意义都破灭了. 好.很好.最好的 Dashed hopes and good intentions. Good, better, best, bested!
你觉得刚刚词语变化如何 How do you like that for a declension?
先生.我很抱歉.你还没有回答我的问题 You didn't answer my question.
不要太虚伪 Don't condescend.
我问你.你喜不喜欢刚刚的语词变化 I asked you how you liked that declension.
好.很好.最好.最好的 Good, better, best, bested!
我不知道该怎么说. -你不知道该怎么说 I don't know what to say. You don't know what to say?
你要我怎么回答.如果我说很有趣.你就说这是悲哀 Shall I say it's funny, so you can say it's sad?
或者.如果我说很悲哀.那你是不是会说很有趣 Or shall I say it's sad so you can say it's funny?
这是你的游戏. 随便你怎么玩 You can play that game!
非常好. - 我太太一回来.我想我们就… Very good! - I think we'll just...
冷静一下…好吗 Now, calm down. Just calm down. All right?
你要不要再喝一杯.让我来倒 Another drink? Here.
这杯还没喝完.还是等我太太回来.走 I still have one.And when my wife comes down...
让我给你重新倒一杯 What I mean is
我是说.你和你太太好像是在… You and your wife seem to be having some sort of a...
玛莎和我并没有在干嘛.我们只是在练习而已 Martha and I are having nothing. Martha and I are merely exercising.
我们只是在使用剩下的智慧. 不要理我 We're walking what's left of our wits. Pay no attention.
我还是觉得… 坐下来聊聊天吧 Now let's sit down and talk, huh?
我只是不想介入别人的家务事 It's just I don't like to become involved in other people's affairs.
你会适应的.这是个小学校.吵架是一项运动 You'll get over that. Small college. Musical beds is the faculty sport.
先生 Sir?
不要介意.我希望你不要再叫我“先生” Never mind. I wish you wouldn't go "sir."
你年纪多大 How old are you?
二十八. - 我要过四十了 Twenty-eight. - I'm forty-something.
你不会很惊讶吗.我看起来很老 Aren't you surprised? Don't I look older?
我认为你看起来很不错 I think you look fine.
我总是比较瘦.我打手球 - 你有多重 I've always been lean. I play handball. How much do you weigh?
你大概是155-160磅.对吧 你打手球吗 155,160, something like that? You play handball?
不是很好. 我们可以平时一起打 - Not very well. - We'll play sometime.
玛莎是108…岁.她的体重比这个数字还重 Martha is 108... years old. She weighs somewhat more than that.
你太太几岁 How old is your wife?
她26 She's twenty-six.
玛莎是个不平凡的女人.如果110磅的话 Martha is a remarkable woman. I imagine she weighs around 110.
你太太重… Your wife weighs...
不.是你太太.我太太是玛莎 No, my boy, your wife.My wife is Martha.
是的 .我知道 Yes, I know.
如果你跟玛莎结婚.你就会懂我的意思 If you were married to Martha you'd know what it means.
如果我和你太太结婚.我也会懂你的意思 If I were married to your wife, I'd know what that means.
是的 Yes
玛莎说.你在数学系教书. 不.我不是 Martha says you are in the Math Department or something. No, I'm not.
她很少犯错.或许你应该去数学系教书 She's seldom mistaken.Maybe you should be in it.
我是生物学家.我在生物系教书 I'm a biologist.I'm in the Biology Department.
就是你.就是你花了这么多时间让大家都一样 You're the one's going to make all that trouble making everyone the same.
所以你要重新排列“染色体”.是不是这样 Rearranging the chromozones,or whatever it is, right?
不完全正确.“染色体” Not exactly. Chromosomes.
我是非常多疑的 I'm very mistrustful.
你认为我们从历史中学到了教训吗 You think we learn nothing from history?
我在历史系教课 I'm in the History Department.
是的 .我知道 Yes, I know.
玛莎说.我是历史系的一部份 Martha tells me I'm in the History Department...
而不是整个历史系.就是说我不是历史系的主管 ...as opposed to being the History Department, in the sense of running it.
我不是历史系的主管 I do not run the History Department.
我也不是生物系的主管 I don't run the Biology Department.
你是21岁 28岁 You're twenty-one. Twenty-eight.
或许当你40几岁后.你会成为历史系的主管 Perhaps when you're forty-something you'll run the History Department.
生物系 Biology Department.
我非常多疑 I'm really very mistrustful!
我在一个地方读到科幻小说并不是真正的小说 I read somewhere that science fiction is not really fiction at all.
你们这些人会把基因重新排列成每人都一样 That you rearrange my genes so that everyone will be like everyone else.
我怀疑我们将不再有音乐和绘画 I suspect we shall not have much music or painting.
但是我们的文明会有很多.像你这样有为的青年 But we'll have a civilization of sublime young men much like yourself.
文化和种族将会消失.蚂蚁会占领全世界 Cultures and races will vanish. The ants will take over the world.
你不太懂科学.对吧 Don't know much about science, do you?
我了解历史.当我被威胁时.我会知道 I know history.I know when I'm being threatened.
你太太屁股不太大.对吧 - 什么 Your wife doesn't have any hips, - does she?
我不是臀部爱好者.我是说你太太的臀部很小 I'm not hip-happy. I was implying that your wife is slim-hipped.
是的.是这样 Yes, she is.
你们有孩子吗 - 不.没有.你呢 You got any kids? - No. Not yet. You?
你自己去发现吧 For me to know and you to find out.
没有孩子 No kids, huh?
怎么了 What's wrong?
没什么.我们只是在等安定下来后再说 Nothing. We wanted to wait till we're settled.
你认为在纽卡斯基会快乐吗 Think you'll be happy here at New Carthage?
我们希望能待下来.但不是永远留下来 Well, we hope to stay here. I don't mean forever.
你最好不要有这种期待.那老家伙不会喜欢的 Don't bandy that about.The Old Man wouldn't like it.
玛莎的爸爸希望他的员工来这.一直待到退休为止 Martha's father expects his staff to come here and grow old...and fall in the line of service.
有一个人.一位教拉丁文的教授 One man, a professor of Latin...
真的在午餐排队时死了 ...actually fell in the cafeteria line one lunch.
但是那老家伙是不可能的.他是不可能死的 But the Old Man isn't falling anywhere. He isn't going to die.
有传说说.当然你不可以跟玛莎讲 There are rumors.which you can't breathe to Martha
因为她的嘴巴很大 for she foams at the mouth...
她的父亲.那老家伙已经200多岁了… ...that the Old Man, her father... ...is over two hundred years old.
这里头一定有古怪 There's an irony there
但是我还不够醉.所以想不出来 But I'm not drunk enough to figure it out.
玛莎 Martha
该死 Damnit!
我常常想当男人谈话时.女人们谈些什么.想知道 I wonder what women talk about when men talk. I must find out.
你要干嘛 What do you want?
听起来是不是很棒.乔治 Isn't that a wonderful sound?
你想要几个小孩 How many kids you having?
我不知道.我太太是… 小臀部.至少一个吧 I don't know. My wife is... Slim-hipped. Well, there's one of you at least.
你应该看看这栋房子. 这栋老房子真漂亮 You must see this house, dear. This is such a wonderful old house.
玛莎.看在老天的份上.等一下 For Christ's sake, hang on a minute!
她马上下来.她在换衣服 She'll be right down, she's changing.
她在换衣服. 是的 She's changing? What
换什么衣服. 她的外衣 her clothes? - Her dress.
为什么.我想她想要舒服一点 Why? I imagine that she wants to be comfortable.
她想要对吧.我想她不是… Oh, she does, does she?
你不清楚 You don't know!
你还好吗 .亲爱的. - 是的 .非常好 - You all right, dear? - Yes, dear, perfectly fine.
她想要舒服一点.对吧 - 走着瞧 She wants to be comfortable? Well, we'll see about that!
我不知道你们有个儿子 I didn't know that you had a son.
什么 What
儿子啊.我根本不知道 你要我自己去发现 - A son. I hadn't known. - You to know and me to find out, huh?
明天是他16岁的生日 Tomorrow is his birthday.He will be sixteen.
她告诉你的吗? 是的 She told you?
她告诉你的吗? 是的 - She told you about him? - Yes.
她是在换衣服吗? 是的 You said she's changing?
然后她提到… 你儿子的生日 - And she mentioned... - Your son's birthday.
玛莎… Martha
你看起来脸色苍白.你要不要来一点 You look pale. Would you like...
是的.亲爱的. 或许再来一点白兰地 Yes, dear a little more brandy maybe.
再来一点.我能不能用你的… 什么 Just a drop. What
酒吧 The bar?
自己来动手.你需要喝酒来忘记时间 Yes, by all means, drink away.You'll need it as years go on.
该死的女人 Damn destructive...
现在几点了.亲爱的 What time is it, dear?
2点半. 很晚了 - 2:30. - So late!
我们应该回家了 We should get home.
为什么.让保姆回家吗？我告诉过你.我们没有小孩 Keeping the baby sitter up? I said we didn't have children.
对不起.我没注意听.或是用脑 Sorry, I wasn't even listening.Or thinking. Whichever applies.
我们一会儿就走 We'll go in a while.
不.你们不可以走 No, you mustn't!
玛莎在换衣服.不是为我换.玛莎已经好久没有为我换衣服 Martha is changing, and not for me. Martha hasn't changed for me in years.
如果玛莎在换衣服.那表示我们要在这里待好几天 It means we're going to be here days.
你们应该感到荣幸 You're being accorded an honor.
不要忘了玛莎是我们老板的女儿 Don't forget Martha is the daughter of our beloved boss...
她是他的左右手 his right arm.
我应该用别的字眼.但是让玛莎自己来谈谈 I'd use another word,but leave that sort of talk to Martha.
谈谈什么 What sort of talk?
真漂亮 Well, now!
玛莎.你竟然穿主日崇拜的衣服 Why, Martha, your Sunday chapel dress!
这样看起来真漂亮 Oh, that's most attractive!
你喜欢吗 .非常好 You like it? Good.
你为什么在楼下对我吼叫 What do you mean screaming up the stairs at me?
我们很无聊.需要听到你的声音 We got lonely for the soft purr of your little voice.
你就移动你的小脚.去帮你妈妈倒一杯酒 Well, you just trot over to the bar-ie-poo... ...and make your little mommy a gweat big dwink.
没错 That's right!
你真是厉害.是不是12岁就拿到硕士学位 You're quite a guy, getting your masters when you were what, 12?
听到了吗 .乔治 事实上是12岁半 - Hear that, George? - 12 and a half, actually.
不.是19岁 19, really.
你不需要提起. 我为你感到骄傲 - You needn't have mentioned it. - I'm proud of you!
我非常佩服. 你应该如此 - I'm very impressed. - You're damn right!
我说.我非常佩服.我也非常嫉妒 I'm wracked with jealousy.
你还要我怎么做. 呕吐吗 What do you want me to do, throw up?
他非常厉害.你应该骄傲 That's very impressive.You should be proud.
他是个好人 He's a pretty nice fellow.
如果有一天他管理整个历史系.我并不会感到惊讶 You might take over the History Department.
生物系 Biology Department.
生物系.对不起.我被历史冲昏了头 Yes. I'm preoccupied with history.
说的好.“我被历史冲昏头” What a remark."I am preoccupied with history."
他才不是呢.乔治是被历史系冲昏了头 George is not. George is preoccupied with the History Department.
他之所以被历史系冲昏了头.因为… He's preoccupied with it...
因为他不是历史系的头.他只是历史系一员 Because he is not the History Department He is only in it.
我们知道.玛莎. 你在楼上时我们就已经谈过 We went through that while you were upstairs.
没错.宝贝. 你让事情都简单化 That's right, baby, keep it clean.
乔治深深的陷入历史系 George is bogged down in the History Department.
他在历史系中算是老资格 He's an old bog in the History Department.
这就是乔治 That's what George is...
他是一个老鸟 .老头 ...A bog, a fen, a G.D. Swamp!
嘿.老头. 嘿.老头子 Hey, swamp! Hey, swampy!
是的.玛莎.我能为你服务吗 Can I get you something?
当然 Well, sure.
你可以帮我点烟.如果你不介意的话 You can light my cigarette if you're of a mind to.
不.凡事都有界限 No. There are limits.
一个男人只能做.能够忍受的事情 A man puts up with only so much...
除非他退化成为你想要的 ...before he descends on the evolutionary ladder which is your line.
在黑暗中 . 当你害怕恶梦时.我会握住你的手 I'll hold your hand when it's dark and you're afraid of the bogeyman.
在午夜无人时.我会帮你倒酒 And I'll tote your gin bottles out after midnight so no one sees.
但是我不会帮你点烟.这是我的原则 But I will not light your cigarette. And that, as they say, is that.
该死 Shit
你玩橄榄球吗? - 是的.我还是四分卫 Hey, you played football, huh? Yes, I was a quarterback.
但是我对拳击比较感兴趣. 拳击.你听到了吗.乔治 But I was much more adept at boxing. Boxing? You hear that, George?
是的.玛莎 Yes.Matha
你一定非常厉害.脸上看不出有伤痕 Must've been good. Doesn't look like you got hit in the face.
他曾经是全美大学中量级的冠军 He was intercollegiate state middleweight champion.
亲爱的.你是啊 Well You are
看来.你还维持的不错.对吧 Still looks like you have a pretty good body, is that right?
玛莎.一个高雅的人不应该 - 闭嘴 Decency forbids... - Shut up!
是真的吗? 你一直在锻练自己 Is that right? Have you kept your body up?
还不错.我常常去健身 It's still pretty good. I work out.
是吗? 是的 Okay? Yes
他身体非常强壮 Yes, he has a very firm body.
是吗.我认为那非常棒 Have you? I think that's very nice.
你永远不知道… 什么时候会派上用场 You know, once you have it, you never know... ...when it'll come in handy!
我本来想说.直到必须放弃时才放弃 I say, why give it up until you have to?
完全正确 I couldn't agree with you more!
玛莎.你的猥艺程度.已经超越人… Your obscenity is beyond human...
乔治不喜欢关于身体的谈话.讲到有力的肌肉.他就不高兴 George here doesn't cotton too much to body talk. Paunchy isn't happy when the talk moves to muscles.
你体重多少？ - 大概155.150… How much you weigh? -155,150...
还是在旧的中量级体重限制范围之内 Still at the old middleweight limit?
那非常好 That's pretty good!
乔治.告诉他们.关于我们的拳赛 Tell them about the boxing match we had.
该死 Christ!
乔治.告诉他们吧 Tell them about it.
你告诉他们.你在那方面很行 You tell them, you're good at it.
他还好吧. 当然 - Is he all right? - Him? Oh,sure.
乔治和我在结婚后第二年举办了一次拳赛 We had this boxing match... ...a couple years after we married.
拳赛.你们两个. 真的吗 A boxing match? The two of you?
当然是我们两个 Yeah, the two of us. Really.
我想像不到 I can't imagine it!
当然不在拳击场 Well, it wasn't in a ring or anything like that.
我爸爸当时很迷健身 Daddy was on this physical fitness kick.
有一个星期天.他叫我们两个去 He had a couple of us over one Sunday and we all went out back...
在后花园.爸爸戴上了拳击手套要乔治跟他打一回合 and Daddy put the gloves on himself and asked George to box with him.
乔治不要 And George didn't want to.
然后爸爸说“拜托.年轻人.你这女婿怎么当的” So Daddy said, "Come on, young man! What sort of a son-in-law are you?"
当他们两个在讲话时 And while this was going on
我不知道为什么.我自己戴上了拳击手套 I don't know why I did it... ...I got into a pair of gloves myself...
然后我躲到乔治背后去.然后叫“嘿.乔治” ...and I snuck up behind George, just kidding and yelled, "Hey, George!"
然后我就挥了一拳.当然.我只是在开玩笑 And let go with a sort of roundhouse right. Just kidding, you know.
但是乔治很快的转过身.刚好打在他的下颚 And George wheeled around real quick and caught it right in the jaw!
刚好打在他的下颚 He caught it right in the jaw!
他马上失去平衡. 一定会失去平衡 He was off-balance. He must have been. And then he landed...
然后他倒在越橘树上 ...flat in a huckleberry bush!
你已死了 Pow, you're dead.
你哪里搞来这个东西了 Where'd you get that, you bastard?
有一段时间了.你喜欢.对吧 I've had it awhile. Liked that, did you?
大混蛋 Bastard!
好玩吗？ 噢！好玩 那很棒.亲我一下 Oh, that was pretty good. Hey, give me a kiss.
他们会看到.亲我一下 - Later, sweetie. - Give me a kiss.
所以这就是你想要的.给客人玩一些惊险游戏 So that's what you're after? We having blue games for the guests?
一切都就绪.大家都玩的尽兴 Everything in its place. Everything in it's own good time.
喝吧. 喝光吧 Drinks now. Drinks for all.
杯底不要养金鱼 You've nibbled away at your glass.
我需要喝点东西.我从来没有这样被吓过 I need something.I was never so frightened in my life.
你不怕吗 Weren't you frightened?
我不记得了. - 我猜你怕 - I don't remember. - I bet you were.
你以为我会杀掉你吗. - 杀了我.天大的笑话 Did you think I was going to kill you? You? Kill me? That's a laugh!
或许有一天我会. - 才怪 I might some day. Fat chance!
厕所在哪里.走廊尽头的右边 Where's the john? Down the hall and right.
不要拿着假枪回来 Don't come back with any guns or anything.
你不需要道具.对吧 You don't need any props,do you,baby?
我想不需要 I'll bet not.
你不需要假枪. 我可以把杯子放在这里吧？ - No fake gun for you! - May I leave my drink here?
为什么不行.玛莎走到哪里.就会有半杯酒摆在那里 Why not? We've got half-filled glasses wherever Martha left them.
衣橱里.浴缸里.有一次我在冰箱里还找到一杯 In the closet, the bathtub. I found one in the freezer.
你才没有. 是的 .我有 - Oh, you did not! - Yes, I did.
你才没有 是的 .我有 - Oh, you did not! - Yes, I did.
白兰地不会让你宿醉吗？ 我从不混酒喝 - Brandy gives you no hangover? - I never mix.
我也不会喝很多. 很好 - I don't drink very much either. - Oh, good.
你的丈夫刚刚提到染色体 - 什么 Your husband was telling us about chromosomes.
染色体.他是生物学家. 他在数学系教书 - Chromosomes. He's a biologist. - He's in the Math Department.
他是生物学家. 他在数学系教书 - Biologist. - He's in the Math Department!
生物系 Biology.
你确定吗？ 我很确定 Are you sure? Well, I ought to be sure.
那他就是一位生物学家. 那也不错 So he's a biologist. Good for him!
生物学家更好 Biology's even better.
他都是研究肉. 你都是在研究肉 It's at the meat of things. You're at the meat of things.
她以为你是在数学系任教. 或许我应该去 - She thought you were Math Department. - Maybe I ought to be.
你应该待在那里不要走.应该待在研究肉的地方 You stay right where you are. Stay right at the meat of things.
你非常喜欢那个片语.玛莎 那很难听 You're obsessed by that phrase. It's ugly.
你待在那里不要走 You stay right there.
你可以随时随地掌管历史系 You can take over the History Department as easy from there as any place else.
有一天一定会有人来掌管历史系 Somebody's got to take over the History Department some day.
绝对不是那个乔治亚州人.这点我很确定 And it ain't gonna be Georgie-boy over there, that's for sure.
你是个糟老头对吧 Are you swampy, are you?
对我来说 In my mind
你从脖子以下的地方都灌满了水泥 You are bedded in cement up to the neck.
如果能到鼻子.那就安静多了 No, up to the nose, it's quieter.
你们的儿子什么时候… 什么 When is your son... What?
关于你们的儿子. 儿子 Something about your son.
你们的儿子什么时候… 你们的儿子在哪里 When is your son coming home?
玛沙.我们的儿子什么时候回家 When's our son coming home?
不要提了 Never mind.
我想要知道.是你先说的.他什么时候回来 I want to know. You brought it up. When's he coming home?
我说不要提了 I said never mind.
我很抱歉.我先把这件事提出来 I'm sorry I brought it up.
他是人.不是东西.你或多或少都提起了他 Him up! Not it! You brought him up, more or less.
那小子什么时候出现.明天不是他的生日吗 When's the little bugger appearing? Isn't tomorrow his birthday?
我不想再讲这件事 I don't want to talk about it.
但是.玛莎… 我不想再提这件事 I don't want to talk about it!
她不想再提这件事.或是他 She doesn't want to talk about it, him.
玛莎很抱歉提起这件事. 或是他 Martha is sorry she brought it up. Him.
那小子什么时候回家 When's the little bugger coming home?
玛莎.既然你有胆子提起来.那小子什么时候回来 Since you had the bad taste to bring it up When is the bugger coming?
提到那小子.乔治就很轻视… 因为他有些问题 George talks disparagingly about the little bugger... ...because he has problems.
那小子有问题吗？到底有什么样的问题 What problems has the little bugger got?
不准你叫他小子 Not the little bugger.Stop calling him that!
是你.你才有问题. 从来没听过这么疯狂的事 - You! You've got problems! - Never heard anything more ridiculous.
我也是 Neither have I!
乔治最大的问题.就是关于我们的儿子 George's biggest problem about the... about our son...
关于我们伟大的儿子.是因为他一直怀疑 ...about our great big son is that deep down in the private pit of his gut...
那孩子不是他的 ...he is not completely sure that it's his own kid.
我的天啊.你真是邪恶 My God, you're a wicked woman!
我告诉你很多次.我没有跟别人乱搞 And I've told you a million times, I wouldn't conceive with anyone else.
非常邪恶的人 A deeply wicked person.
我不觉得我们应该听… I'm not sure this is a subject for...
玛莎爱说谎.我要你们知道玛莎在说谎 Martha's lying. I want you to know that Martha is lying.
有很多事情我无法确定.但是有一件事我非常确定 There are few things I am certain of,but the one thing... ...in this sinking world that I am sure of...
就是我的婚姻关系.我的染色体婚姻关系 ...is my partnership, my chromosomoligical partnership...
制造了我们的金眼.蓝发的儿子 ...in the creation of our blond-eyed,blue-haired son.
我很高兴 I'm so glad.
说的好.乔治 谢谢你.玛莎 - A very pretty speech, George. - Thank you, Martha.
偶尔有一次你会变的比较好 You rose to the occasion good. Real good.
非常好. 亲爱的 Well. Real well!
玛莎知道的比较多 Martha knows better.
当然我和别人一样都上过大学 Yes, I've been to college like everybody else.
乔治.我们的儿子不是蓝发或是蓝眼睛 George, our son does not have blue hair. Or blue eyes for that matter.
他的绿眼睛是遗传我的.很漂亮.很漂亮的绿眼睛 He has green eyes like me. Beautiful, beautiful green eyes.
玛莎.他的眼睛是蓝的 - 绿的 He has blue eyes. - Green.
蓝的 .玛莎 - 绿的 .你这混蛋 Blue, Martha. - Green, you bastard!
你这放荡的女子 Tut-tut yourself, you old floozy.
他才不是放荡的女子 He's not a floozie.
他不可能是放荡的女子. 你才是 He can't be a floozie.You're a floozie.
小心你的嘴巴. - 好吧 Now you just watch yourself! - All right!
我还要再来一杯白兰地 I'd like another little nipper of brandy please.
你喝够了. - 不要乱说 - I think you've had enough. - Nonsense!
我们都准备好了 - 不要乱说 - We're all ready, I think. - Nonsense!
好吧 OK
乔治有水汪汪的蓝眼睛.有一点乳蓝色 George has watery blue eyes, kind of milky blue.
不要三心二意 Make up your mind.
我非常怀疑你.爸爸也有绿色的眼睛 I gave you the benefit of a doubt.Daddy has green eyes too.
不.他的是小红眼.就像小白鼠 No, he has tiny red eyes, like a white mouse.
事实上他就是一支小白鼠 In fact, he is a white mouse.
他如果在场你就不敢说.你这懦夫 You wouldn't say that if he was here. You're a coward!
你知道吗.白色的头发加上红色的眼睛 You know that shock of white hair and these beady red eyes?
他就是一支大白鼠 A great big white mouse.
乔治很讨厌爸爸.他为他做了那么多 George hates Daddy. Not for anything Daddy's done to him
所以他恨他的理由… 并不充份 But for his own...Inadequacies?
没错.正中红心 That's right.You hit it right on the snout!
你知道为什么那狗娘养的恨我父亲 You know why the S.O.B. Hates my father?
当他在500年前来到历史系时.爸爸雇用他 When George came to the History Department about 500 years ago...Daddy approved of him.
你知道我当时干了什么傻事.我爱上了他 And you want to know what I did, dumb cluck that I am? I fell for him!
我喜欢 I like that!
他真的是爱上我.你应该看看当时的情况 She did, you should have seen it.
她晚上坐在我房间外面.又叫.又用手抓我的草皮 She'd sit outside my room at night and howl and claw at the turf.
闹得我无法工作.所以我跟她结婚 I couldn't work so I married her.
我真的爱上了他 I actually fell for him.
它 .那一个 .在那里 It! That! There!
玛莎是个很罗曼蒂克的人. 我是 Martha's a romantic at heart. That I am.
我真的爱上了他.而且也蛮匹配的 I actually fell for him. And the match seemed practical too.
爸爸一开始认为乔治有能力 - 等一下.玛沙 For a while Daddy thought George had the stuff...
当他退休后他可以来掌管 - 等一下. 玛沙 ...to take over when he was ready to retire.
我们以为… We are
闭嘴 - 你要干嘛 - Stop it! - What do you want?!
如果我是你.我不会继续下去. 你不会吗.你不是 - I wouldn't go on if I were you. - You wouldn't? Well, you're not!
你已经说出不该说的 - 什么 You've already sprung a leak about you-know-what.
关于那小子.我们的儿子 What? About the little bugger. Our son.
如果你再开始的话.我警告你… If you start in on this, I warn you...
我不怕你. 你们不需要这样吧 - I stand warned. - Do we have to go through this?
我跟这个狗娘养的结婚. 我全部都计划好 Anyway, I married the S.O.B. I had it all planned out.
他先把历史系抢到手.然后是整个大学 First he'd take over the History Department. Then the whole college.
应该是这样. 生气了吗 That's how it was supposed to be!
应该是这样.一切都非常简单 Getting angry? That was how it was supposed to be. All very simple.
爸爸也认为是个好主意.但是只是刚开始 Daddy thought it was a good idea too. For a while!
直到观察了几年后 Until he started watching for a couple of years.
生气了吗 Getting angry?
直到他观察了几年后.他觉得这不是个好主意 Till he watched for a couple years... ...and started thinking it wasn't such a good idea.
或许这个乔治亚州人并不行.他并没有野心 That maybe Georgie-boy didn't have the stuff! That he didn't have it in him!
闭嘴.玛莎 我才不会 - Stop it, Martha! - Like hell, I will!
乔治没有什么野心.他根本一点都不积极 George didn't have much push. He wasn't aggressive.
事实上.他是个懦夫.一个最胆小的懦夫 In fact, he was sort of a flop! A great big, fat flop!
我说. 闭嘴.玛莎 I said stop it!
我希望那是个空瓶.因为你浪费不起好酒 I hope that was an empty bottle. You can't afford to waste good liquor.
最起码你的薪水不够.一个助教的薪水是不够的 Not on your salary! Not on an associate professor's salary!
所以我就在这里.注定和这个历史系的懦夫终老一生 So here I am, stuck with this flop... ...this bog in the History Department.
他和校长的女儿结婚.期待他有一番事业 Who's married to the president's daughter...
结果却一事无成 ...who's expected to be somebody.Not just a nobody!
一个自满的书呆子.一个一事无成的人 A bookworm who's so goddamn complacent... ...he can't make anything out of himself.
一点胆子也没有.没有人会为他骄傲 That doesn't have the guts to make anybody proud of him!
乔治.够了 All right, George, stop it!
我想要吐 I'm going to be sick!
她会没事的.我去弄咖啡 She'll be all right. I'll make some coffee.
你确定吗？ 她会没事的 - You sure? - She'll be okay.
我很抱歉 I'm really very sorry.
她真的不应该喝酒.她身体不好 She really shouldn't drink. She's frail.
就像你所说的很瘦 Slim-hipped, as you say.
我的小咪咪在哪里.玛莎在哪里 Where's my little yum-yum? Where's Martha?
我想她正在煮咖啡 I think she's going to make some coffee.
她常常生病 She gets sick quite easily.
玛莎吗.她从来没有生病过 Martha? No, she hasn't been sick a day in her life.
除非你连她在安养院的日子也算 Unless you count time she spends in the rest home.
不.我是在说我太太 No, no. My wife.
我太太常常生病. 你太太是玛莎 My wife gets sick quite easily. Your wife is Martha.
我知道 I know.
她从来没有在安养院里待过.对吧 She doesn't really spend any time in a rest home?
你在说你的太太吗. 不.我是在说你的 Your wife? No, yours.
我的吗 Mine?
她没有过.但是我会 She doesn't. I would.
如果我是她.我会.但是我不是她.所以我不会 If I were her... she... I would. But then I'm not and so I don't.
可是我想要 I'd like to, though.
有的时候这里很闷 It gets pretty bouncy around here sometimes.
是的.我知道 Yes, I'm sure.
你太太吐很多吗？ 我没有这样说 - Your wife throws up a lot? - I didn't say that.
我是说.她常常生病 I said she gets sick quite easily.
你说生病.我以为你是说她…事实上.她也常常吐 By sick I thought that you meant she... It's true, actually. She does throw up a lot.
你应该用“通常”这个字 The word is often.
当她一开始.就不会停.通常会持续好几个小时 Once she starts there's practically no stopping. She'll go right on for hours.
当然这种情形不常发生 Not all the time.
有周期性的 Regularly.
所以每一次你都看到 差不多 - You can tell time by her? - Just about.
可不可以… 当然
我之所以跟她结婚.是因为她怀孕了 I married her because she was pregnant.
但是你说过你们并没有小孩 But you said you didn't have any children.
她并没有真的怀孕.只是假性怀孕 She wasn't really. It was a...hysterical pregnancy.
她的肚子先隆起后下去 She blew up and then she went down.
所以当她肚子大时.你就跟她结婚 And when she was up you married her?
然后她肚子又小了 Then she went down.
当我16岁时.在迦太基战争时.我当时在上补校 When I was 16...and going to prep school, during the Punic Wars...
放假时.在我们回家之前.我们都会去镇上一天 ...a bunch of us would go to town the first day of vacation... ...before we fanned out to our homes.
在晚上.我们会去一家酒店.是我们其中一个教父开的 And in the evening we would go to a gin mill... ...owned by the gangster-father of one of us...
我们会和大人们一起喝酒.听听爵士乐 ...and we would drink with the grown-ups and listen to the jazz.
有一次.我们其中一个.他当时15岁 And one time, in the bunch of us...there was this boy who was 15...
几年前.他用散弹枪杀了他妈妈 ...and he had killed his mother with a shotgun some years before.
那完全是个意外 Completely accidentally...
他根本不想这样做.我完全相信 ...without even an unconscious motivation, I have no doubt at all.
有一次.我们在一起.当时在点酒.轮到他时 And this one time this boy went with us and... ...we ordered our drinks...
他说.我要冰琴酒.给我一杯冰琴酒 ...and when it came his turn he said..."I'll have bergin." Give me some bergin please."
加水.我们全笑了.他是金发.脸圆圆的 Bergin and water.We all laughed. He was blond and he had the face of a cherub
我们都笑了.然后他的脸都红了.脖子也是 and we all laughed.And his cheeks went red and the color rose in his neck.
侍者告诉旁边那桌.他们全都笑了 The waiter told people at the next table what the boy said and they laughed...
越来越多人知道.笑声越来越大 ...and then more people were told and the laughter grew and grew.
没有人笑的比我们还大声 No one was laughing more than us...
而那个杀了他妈妈的男生.是笑的最大声的 ...and none of us more than the boy who had shot his mother.
很快.酒店里的人.都知道了这个笑话 And soon everyone in the gin mill knew what the laughter was about...
大家都开始点冰琴酒.边点边笑 ...and everyone started ordering bergin and laughing when they ordered it.
当然笑声慢慢小了下来.但是并没有完全停止 And soon, of course, the laughter became less general... ...but it did not subside entirely for a very long time.
只要有一桌.或是某一个人点了冰琴酒 For always at this table or that...someone would order bergin...
又会有人开始笑.那晚我们的酒是免费的 ...and a whole new area of laughter would rise. We drank free that night.
我们其中之一的教父.让我们买了一瓶香槟 We were bought champagne by the management... ...by the gangster-father of one of us.
当然.我们第二天很痛苦.每一个坐在返乡的火车上 And, of course,we suffered the next day... ...each of us alone,on his train away from the city...
每一个人都有成人的宿醉.那是我年轻时最棒的一天 ...and each of us with a grown-up's hangover. But it was the grandest day...of my...youth.
那男孩后来怎么样 What happened to the boy?
那个杀了他妈妈的男孩呢 The boy who had shot his mother.
我不会告诉你.好吧 I won't tell you.
第二个夏天.在乡村的小路上学习驾驶汽车 The next summer on a country road, with his learner's permit...
他父亲坐在他右手边 ...and his father sitting to his right
他为了闪避来车.于是直接撞上了一棵大树 he swerved to avoid a porcupine... ...and drove straight into a large tree.
当然他活着.在医院里.当他脱离危险醒来后 He was not killed, of course. In the hospital when he was conscious and out of danger...
当他们告诉他.他爸爸死了 ...when they told him his father was dead...
他一直在笑.笑声越来越大.而且不能停止 ...he began to laugh, I have been told. And his laughter grew and would not stop.
直到他们在他手臂上打了一针 And it was not until after they'd jammed a needle in his arm...
直到他失去了意识.他的笑声才停止 ...not until his consciousness had slipped away from him... ...that his laughter subsided. Stopped.
当他的车祸伤口复原.当他能自由行走时 When he recovered from his injuries enough... ...so he could be moved without damage should he struggle...
他们送他去养育院.那是30年前的事了 ...he was put in an asylum. That was thirty years ago.
他还在那边吗 是的 Is he still there? Oh, yes.
我听说他30年来.没有发过一点声音 I'm told that for these thirty years... ...he has not uttered...one sound.
那就是玛莎. 她在煮咖啡 That's Big Martha. She's making coffee.
为你的假怀孕太太煮咖啡 For your hysterical wife, who goes up and down.
曾经是. 忽大忽小 Went. Up and down.
曾经是.现在没有了.没有了 Went? And no more? No more. Nothing.
玛莎从来没有假怀孕过. 我太太有过一次 Martha doesn't have hysterical pregnancies. My wife had one.
玛莎从来没有怀孕过 Martha doesn't have pregnancies at all.
你们有没有别的孩子.女儿之类的 Do you have any other kids, any daughters or anything?
有没有什么 Do we have any what?
你是不是只有一个孩子.就是你的儿子 I mean, do you only have the one...kid, your son?
不.只有一个 .一个男孩 No, just one. One boy.
我们的儿子 Our son.
那很好 That's nice.
他是我们的宝贝 He's a comfort.
他是我们的豆袋 什么 He's a beanbag. A what?
豆袋.你不会懂的 A beanbag. You wouldn't understand.
一个豆袋 A beanbag!
我听到了 .我并不聋 我只是说不懂而已 I heard! I didn't say I was deaf, I said I didn't understand!
你根本没有说那句话.我只是表示我不懂而已 - You didn't say that at all. - I was implying I didn't understand.
天啊.你太紧张了 我很抱歉 - You're getting testy. - I'm sorry!
我只是说我们最喜欢的儿子. 玛莎是个独眼巨人 I just said our son, the apple of our 3 eyes, Martha being a Cyclops...
而我们的儿子是豆袋.然后你就生气了 ...our son is a beanbag, and you get testy.
我很抱歉.很晚了.而且我累了.从9点就喝到现在 It's late, I'm tired. I've been drinking since 9 o'clock.
我太太在吐.里面听到很多尖叫声 My wife is vomiting. There's been a lot of screaming here.
你是太紧张了 .这是很自然的.不要担心 You get testy, naturally. Don't worry about it.
每个人到这都应该紧张.正常.不要生气 Anybody coming here gets testy. Don't be upset.
我不是生气.你在发怒 - I'm not upset. - You're testy.
是的 Yes
既然在外面.我有些话要对你直说 I'd like to set you straight about something while we're out here.
是关于玛莎所说过的话 About something Martha said.
这是森林的声音 Hark! Forest sounds.
动物的叫声 Animal noises.
护士在那里 Oh, well, here's nursie!
我们现在正在喝咖啡 We're sitting up, we're having coffee.
我能做什么吗.你就坐在那边听乔治的说词 Is there anything I should do? No, you just stay there and listen to Georgie's side of things.
让你自己无聊一下吧 Bore yourself to death!
乔治.你有没有把你自己弄干净 You clean up the mess you made in here?
不.玛莎.我没有清 No, Martha, I did not clean up the mess I made.
我试着清理我们之间的事.已经很久了 I've been trying for years to clean up the mess I made.
你一直在试吗 Have you been trying for years?
容忍.调整.一切能试的都试过 Accommodation, adjustment... ...those do seem to be in the order of things.
我跟你并不一样 Don't put me in the same class with you.
不.当然不是.对你来说事情简单多了 No, of course not.I mean things are simpler for you.
你跟她结婚.是因为她肚子大了 You marry a woman because she's all blown up.
而我.还是传统. 不.还有更多你不知道的 - Where I, in my old-fashioned way... - There was more to it than that.
当然.我猜她很有钱 Sure. I bet she has money too.
是的 Yes.
是吗…
你是说我猜到了吗 You mean I was right? I hit it?
天啊.我真厉害.第一次就中 My God, what archery! First try, too.How about that?
还有别的？ 是的 - There were other things. - Yes.
为了补偿？ 是的 To compensate.
总是这个理由. 让我来 There always are. Allow me.
告诉我关于你太太的钱 Tell me about your wife's money.
不要 那就不要 No. Okay, don't.
我的岳父是神的仆人.而且他非常有钱 My father-in-law was a man of the Lord.And he was very rich.
哪一派的 What faith?
我的岳父在6岁时.就被人称做神 My father-in-law...was called by God when he was six or something.
他开始传教.浸礼.他拯救他们 He started preaching, baptized people,and he saved them and then...
他到处跑.变的非常出名 ...he traveled around a lot and became pretty famous.
不像…其他的人…他非常出名 Not like...some of them but...pretty famous.
他死后留下很多钱 When he died he had a lot of money.
教会的钱吗？ 不.他自己的钱 - God's money? - No, his own.
那教会的钱呢？ 他把自己的存下来.花教会的钱 - What about God's money? - He spent it and he saved his own.
我认为那很棒 I think that's very nice.
玛莎有很多钱 Martha has money because...
是因为她爸爸的第二任太太.不是玛莎的亲妈妈 ...Martha's father's second wife...not Martha's mother
当她第二任妈妈死时.非常老.长瘤.非常有钱 but after her mother died...was a very old lady... ...who had warts, who was very rich.
她是个女巫.她是个有钱的女巫 She was a witch! She was a good witch,
然后她和这支大白老鼠结婚 and she married the white mouse...with the red eyes
他一定舔了她的瘤.因为她像烟一样消失了 and he must have...nibbled her warts or something because she went up in a puff of smoke almost immediately.
她除了留下治瘤的药以外.还有一大笔可观的遗产 And all that was left,apart from some wart medicine... ...was a big, fat will.
或许… Maybe
或许我的岳父.和那个长瘤的女巫应该在一起 Maybe my father-in-law...and the witch with the warts should have gotten together.
因为他也是支老鼠 Because he was a mouse too.
他是吗？ 当然是 - He was? - Sure!
他是只教会老鼠 He was a church mouse!
你太太从来没有提过有继母这件事 Your wife never mentioned a stepmother.
或许这不是真的 Maybe it isn't true.
我之所以跟你说这么多.是因为你是直接威胁 You realize I've been drawing you out on this stuff... ...because you're a threat to me
而我想要试探你. 当然可以 and I want to get the goods on you. Sure.
我警告过你了.我要向你挑战 我接受挑战 I've warned you. You stand warned. I stand warned.
你这只狡猾的狐狸.我最担心你这种人 You sneaky types worry me the most, you know.
你这狗娘养的.你是最糟的 You ineffectual sons of bitches, you're the worst.
我很高兴你不相信我.现在历史站在你这边 I'm glad you don't believe me. You've got history on your side.
不.历史站在你这边 You've got history on your side.
生物站在我这边 I've got biology on mine.
历史.生物 History, biology.
我知道两者的不同. 看起来不像 - I know the difference. - You don't act it.
你先把历史系拿下来.然后整个大学 We decided you'd take over the History Department first, then the whole works.
一次一个慢慢来 A step at a time.
我应该先慢慢的潜入.找到最弱的环节 What I thought I'd do is sort of insinuate myself generally. You know! Find all the weak spots.
就像我 Like me.
变成一种事实.然后再变成一… Become sort of a fact and then turn into a...
什么？ 变成一种必然性 A what? - An inevitability?
没错.必然性 Exactly! An inevitability.
先从老教授那边抢来几堂课.再跟他们的太太乱搞 Take over a few courses from the older men. Plow a few pertinent wives.
所以这就是你的计划 Now that's it!
你先把老家伙挤到一旁去 You can shove aside all the older men...
但是直到玩完他们的太太.才算完成 ...but until you're plowing pertinent wives you're not working.
这就是权力斗争.把他们通通干掉 That's the way to power. Plow 'em all!
要进男人的心.首先要进入他最骄傲的工作 The way to a man's heart...the wide, inviting avenue to his job
就是要籍由他的太太.不要忘记 is through his wife...and don't you forget it.
我敢说你太太一定是整个校园里最容易的 I bet your wife's got the most inviting avenue on the whole campus!
我是说他爸爸是校长 I mean, her father being president and all.
你猜的一点都没错 You bet your historical inevitability.
我想现在就应该把她拖到草丛里去 I just better get her off into the bushes right away.
你最好这样做 You'd certainly better.
我差点以为你是认真的 I almost think you're serious.
不.是你以为你差一点就做了.这把你吓到了 No, you almost think you're serious. And it scares you.
我 是的 Me? Yes, you.
你在开玩笑 You're kidding!
我希望我是 I wish I were.
如果你要的话.我可以给你一点忠告 I'll give you some good advice if you want me to.
忠告.你给我忠告 Good advice? From you?
你还没有学好.随时随地都应该学习 You haven't learned yet. Take it wherever you can get it.
听我的话 Listen to me
我现在就给你忠告了 I'm giving you good advice now.
天啊 Oh.My God
这里有流砂 There's quicksand here
在你还没发现之前.你就已经被拖下去了 and you'll be dragged down before you know it.
被吸下去 Sucked down!
你的原则让我恶心.还有你这个狗娘养的 You disgust me on principle and you're a smug son of a bitch...
我试着要给你一个.生存下去的工具 ...but I'm trying to give you a survival kit.
你听到了吗? - 我听到了.你很大声 Do you hear me? - I hear you. You come in loud.
你会听进去.对吧.每一件事都会有解决之道 You want to play it by ear, right? Everything will work out anyway
因为历史就是这样演变的对吧 Because the timetable's history, right?
没错.去找你的祖母吧 我会没事的 Right. Just tend to your knitting,grandma. I'll be okay.
我只是试着…去接触你 去… I've tried to... ...tried to reach you, to...
交谈吗? 是的 Make contact?
沟通吗? 完全正确 Communicate? Yes, exactly
那真感人.那真直接. 就是这样 Aw, that's touching. That's downright moving That's what that is.
去你的 Up yours!
什么? 你听到我说的 - What? - You heard me.
海蒂 hetty
你拿的时间表去重新创建文明 You take the trouble to construct a civilization...
去建立一个以原则为基本的社会 ...to build a society based on the principles of... principle.
海蒂 hetty
你让政府和艺术了解到.他们应该彼此同化 You make government and art and realize they are, must be, the same.
你让事情发展到最悲哀的程度.一定会有所损失 You bring things to the saddest point, where there is something to lose.
马上.透过音乐.透过所有的音乐 Then, all at once,through all the music... ...through the sensible sounds of building...
你可以听到最后审判日 ...attempting, comes the Dies Irae.
那是什么.是不是喇叭的声音 And what is it? What does the trumpet sound?
去你的 Up yours!
谢谢你.出来了.有一点摇摇晃晃.但是还站的起来 Here we are. A little shaky, but on our feet.
没有你想像中那么坏.真的.亲爱的 It wasn't too bad, dear, really.
穿上你的外套.我不冷. 穿上去.我们要走了 - I'm not cold. - Just put it on, we're leaving.
你们要干嘛? 我们要回家 - You're what? - We're going home.
等一下.发生什么事.你在搞什么鬼? 我去开车 What's been going on here? - What have you been up to? - I'll get the car.
不需要.我叫计程车.不.我坚持送你们 I'll call a cab.
乔治 是的.女士 George. Yes
你到底在搞什么鬼 What the hell do you think you're doing?
我想想看我要做什么 Now let me see. I think what I'm doing is...
我要去开车.然后送客人…回家 ...I'm getting the car to take our little guests home.
你是不是应该道歉 Aren't you going to apologize?
不是我的错.这条路应该是直的 The road should've been straight.
不是这个 .是因为你让她吐 Not that. For making her throw up.
我没有让她吐 当然你有 - I did not make her throw up. - You certainly did.
那你认为是谁干的? 是那个帅哥吗 Who do you think did, sexy there?
他会让自己的太太吐吗? 你让我吐. 这不同 He made his own wife sick? - You make me sick. -That's different.
拜托.我想吐 Please! I throw up.
我常常没有原因的自己生病 I get sick occasionally all by myself, without reason.
这是事实吗? 你只是敏感了点.亲爱的 - Is that a fact? - You're delicate, honey.
我总是如此.像大班一样 I've always done it. Like Big Ben?
看路 Watch it.
乔治让每个人都不舒服.当我们的儿子还小的时候… George makes everybody sick. When our son was a little boy...
不要再讲了
因为乔治.他一直在吐. 我说不要再讲了 ...he threw up all the time because of George.
事情越来越糟 It got so
只要乔治一进屋.他就开始抽筋.儿子之所以会吐 whenever George came into a room, he'd start right in retching.Our son used to throw up all the time...
是因为你常常说他没有用.在他的卧室里辱骂他 ...because you were always fiddling at him. Into his bedroom, kimono flying, fiddling...
我想这就是为什么.他一个月要离家两次 I suppose that's why he ran away twice in one month.
一个月两次.一年六次 Twice in one month! Six times in one year...
儿子之所以要离家出走.是因为玛莎常常叫他罚站 Our son ran away from home because Martha used to corner him.
我从来没有叫那狗娘养的罚站过 I never cornered the son of a bitch in my life!
我回家时.他会跑向我.跟我说.“妈妈又在罚我” He'd run to me when I got home and say, "Mama's always coming at me."
骗子 Liar!
他是这样讲的
她总是罚他.我认为这很尴尬 Always coming at him.Very embarrassing!
如果这很尴尬.那你为什么要提出来 If it was so embarrassing, why are you talking about it?
谢谢你 OK
不是我想要提出来 I didn't want to talk about it at all.
我想要喝一点白兰地.我真的很喜欢白兰地 I wish I had some brandy. I love brandy, I really do.
那很好.会让我稳定 - Good for you. - It steadies me.
我经常喝白兰地. 你也常喝冰琴酒 I used to drink brandy. You used to drink bergin, too.
闭嘴.玛莎 什么 Shut up, Martha!
什么 没事 - What? - Nothing.
他没有提起过吗? 他多少一定提到过 Did he tell you about that? Come on, he must have said something.
事实上.我们只是在彼此跳舞 Actually what we did is we sort of danced around a little.
我喜欢跳舞.真的喜欢 他不是这个意思 I love dancing. I really do. He didn't mean that.
我也不认为他是这个意思.两个大男人抱在一起跳舞 Well, I didn't think that he did! Two grown men dancing!
他没有告诉你.他试着去出版一本书 He didn't tell how he tried to publish a book
而爸爸不准他 and Daddy wouldn't let him?
拜托.玛莎 一本书.什么书 拜托.只是一本书 - A book? What book? - Just a book.
只是一本书. 看.舞厅 Just a book! Oh, look, dancing!
为什么我们不去跳舞.我喜欢跳舞 Why don't we dance? I'd love some dancing.
我们快到家了.亲爱的.我想要跳舞 - We're almost home. - I want some dancing!
或许这主意并不坏. 我喜欢跳舞.那你们呢 - That's not such a bad idea. - Don't you love dancing?
如果舞伴好的话.我跳起舞来像风一样 - With the right man, yeah. - I dance like the wind.
停车 玛莎 Stop the car.
我们要去跳舞.天啊.你听到我说的吗 We're going dancing! - For heaven's sake! - Did you hear me?
爱人最大 Whatever love wants.
我跳起舞来像风一样 I dance like the wind!
放首歌.好吗 Put one on, will you?
我们要怎么跳.混合双人吗 How are we going to work this, mixed doubles?
你认为我要跟你跳吗 You don't think I'm going to dance with you?
只要他在就不会.这是一定的.那女的在也一样 Not with him around. And not with twinkle-toes either.
我可以跟任何人跳舞. 我跟自己跳舞 I'll dance with anyone! I'll dance with myself!
亲爱的.你等一下又要吐了. 我跳起舞来像风一样 - Honey, you'll get sick again. - I dance like the wind!
好吧.选个好舞伴.起舞吧 All right, kiddies, choose up and hit the sack.
乔治.不要闹了 All right, George, cut that out!
乔治.不要闹了 Cut it out, George!
玛莎.你说什么 What, Martha?
你这狗娘养的 All right, you son of a bitch!
你说什么.亲爱的? 音乐停止了 - What'd you say, love? - It stopped!
为什么音乐停止了? 我说给我一点零钱.亲爱的… Why did it stop? I said give me some change.
住手 Stop that!
当我在享受的时候.你总是扫我的兴 You are always at me when I'm having a good time!
不要管我.我喜欢跳舞.但是你都不准我跳 Just leave me alone. I like to dance and you don't want me to.
不要碰我 Just leave me alone!
玛莎.选一首歌吧.选你自己喜欢的 Choose it. Do your stuff.
没错.嗨.性感的 You're damned right. Hi, sexy!
你要跳舞吗.大胸天使？ You want to dance, angel boobs?
你叫我老婆什么？ 天啊 What'd you call my wife?
如果我不能自己跳舞.那我就不要跳 No, if I can't do my interpretive dance, I don't want to dance at all.
我就坐在这里 I'll just sit here.
大家跳吧 Okay, stuff, let's go.
我们就坐在这里看. 没错 - We'll just sit here and watch. - That's right.
嗨 嗨
你很壮.对吧 You are strong, aren't you?
我喜欢 I like that.
他们跳起舞来.像是认识很久的感觉 They dance like they've danced before.
这首歌大家都熟“猴子乳头”他们两个都知道这首歌 A familiar dance, monkey nipples, they know it.
我不懂你的意思 I don't know what you mean.
我喜欢你的动作. 我也是 - I like the way you move. - I like the way you move too.
他们喜欢彼此的动作 这很好啊 - They like the way they move. - That's nice.
我很惊讶乔治并没有告诉你.他的故事 I'm surprised George didn't tell you his side of things.
他没有. 那真令我惊讶 - Well, he didn't. - That surprises me.
是吗？ 他们是不是很可爱 - Does it? - Aren't they cute?
当他有机会时.他一定会讲 He usually does when he can.
我不认为他信任我 I don't think he trusts me.
那其实是一个很悲哀的故事 是吗 It's really a very sad story.
会让你掉眼泪 It would make you weep.
你真的很邪恶.玛莎 You have ugly talents, Martha.
是吗？ 不要刺激她 Is that so? Don't encourage her.
刺激我？ 继续 Encourage me.
我警告过你.不要刺激她 I warned you, don't encourage her!
他警告你 He warned you.
不要刺激我.我听到了 .再多告诉我一点 - Don't encourage me. - I heard him. Tell me more.
乔治有很大的野心 Georgie-boy had lots of big ambitions...
但是他用在很奇怪的地方.尤其是他的过去 ...in spite of something funny in his past...
乔治把他的过去写成一本书 ...which Georgie-boy here turned into a novel.
是他的第一本也是最后一本.我竟然可以押韵 His first attempt and also his last!
是的.你可以押韵 I rhymed!
我警告过你.玛莎 I warn you!
但是爸爸看了一下乔治的小说 But Daddy took a look at Georgie's novel.
你欠揍.玛莎.你知道吗 You're looking for a punch in the mouth.
告诉我 Do tell!
他非常惊讶他所读到的 And he was very shocked by what he read.
真的吗？ 真的 - He was? - Yes, he was.
一本书关于一个顽皮小孩的. 我不能忍受这种屈辱 A novel all about a naughty boy-child. I will not tolerate this!
当然可以 Oh, can it!
一个顽皮的小孩.他杀掉自己的妈妈 A naughty boy-child...who killed his mother...
而且他父亲死了 ...and his father dead!
闭嘴.玛莎 Stop it!
然后父亲说“我不会让你出版这种东西” And Daddy said, "Look here..."...I will not let you publish such a thing!"
够了.舞会结束了 暴力 The dancing's over! Violence!
然后父亲说“你不会认为我会让你出版这种垃圾吧” And Daddy said..."You don't think I'm going to let you publish this kind of crap?"
“只要你在这里教书我就不准” "Not on your life, not while you're teaching here."
“如果你敢这样做.我就会叫你滚蛋” "You publish that and you're out on your ass!"
停止… Desist! Desist!
我不会接受这种污辱.天啊.他不会接受这种污辱 I will not be made mock of.He will not be made mock of,for cripes sake!
我不会.游戏结束了 The game is over!
想想看.这一本书是关于一个男孩谋杀他的妈妈 Just imagine...a book all about a boy who murders his mother and kills his father...
杀掉他的爸爸.然后假装一切都是意外 ...and pretends it's all an accident.Hey, wait a minute!
你想知道高潮是什么吗 You want to know the clincher?
你想要知道勇敢的乔治怎么对爸爸说吗 You want to know what big brave Georgie said to Daddy?
不… 等一下 No
乔治说“但是爸爸…” But Daddy...
我是说“但是.先生.这本不是小说” I mean, "But, Sir, this isn't a novel at all."
你不准说 You will not say this!
我当然会说.不准碰我.“不.先生.这不是一本小说” The hell, I won't! Keep away!"No, sir, this is no novel at all."
这是我亲身经历的事 "This is the truth. This really happened to me!"
我要杀掉你. 真的发生了 - I'll kill you. - It happened!
暴力… 住手 Violence!
不要这样 No
好吧…大家都安静一下 Very quiet now.
让我们大家都安静一下 We'll all be...very quiet.
凶手 Murderer!
你们在搞什么鬼 没什么.只是在玩 What's the trouble in here? Nothing. No trouble, just playing a game.
我们打烊了 最后一支舞 Well, we're closing. One more round.
不可以有例外 Same for everybody.
我们只要最后一支舞,然后就离开 Give us one more round and we'll be on our merry way.
好吗.太好了 All right? Good!
谢谢 Thanks.
刚刚游戏结束了,我们现在玩什么 Well, that's one game. What shall we do now?
玩点别的，我们刚刚玩的是污辱男主人 Let's do something else. We played Humiliate the Host
我们现在该玩什么 what'll we do now?
看 Oh
看… look!
我们都读过大学，应该知道别的游戏 We must know other games, us college types.
我们的文字不应该这么简单 还没玩够吗 - Can't be the limit of our vocabulary - Haven't had enough?
还有别的游戏 There are other games.
那…玩和女主人上床的游戏，怎么样 How about...How about Hump the Hostess?
和女主人上床怎么样，要不要？要不要玩 Want to play that one? Do you want to play Hump the Hostess?
或者你要等到.把她拖到树林里再玩 Or do you want to wait till later,off in the bushes?
和女主人上床？ 你能不能闭嘴 Hump the Hostess! Will you shut up?
你不想玩那个 You want to...
你想要等一下再玩.那我们现在玩什么呢 Save that for later. What shall we play now?
一定得有游戏玩才行 Portrait of a Man Drowning.
一个男人淹死的景像.我才没有混死呢 I'm not drowning.
你叫我闭嘴 我很抱歉 - You told me to shut up. - I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry!
我知道我们该做什么了 I know what we do.
我们刚刚玩完了污辱男主人的游戏 Now that we've done
我们刚刚才玩完这个游戏 This round of Humiliate the Host...
而我们还不想玩.上女主人的游戏 and don't want to play Hump the Hostess yet.
我知道了 .来玩一个报复客人的游戏怎么样 I know what! How about a little round of Get the Guests?
天啊.乔治 吊书虫.杀小孩的凶手 How about that? Get the Guests? Book dropper, child mentioner!
我不喜欢这个游戏 I don't like these games.
我们只玩一个游戏 We've only had one game
我们一定要再玩一个.你们不能赖皮 we've got to have another. You can't fly on one
闭嘴 Silence!
我们玩报复客人的游戏如何 你闭嘴 How will we play Get the Guests? You be quiet!
玛莎.告诉你关于第一本书的故事.是对.是错 不管是对是错.这本书从来没有出版过 I wonder.Martha, in her indiscreet way,told you all About my first novel.True or false that there was such a thing.
她告诉你.我第一本书.我回忆之书 She told you about my first novel,my memory book
我希望她不要.但是说都已经说了 I preferred she hadn't, but that's blood under the bridge.
但是玛莎并没有告诉你们… But what Martha didn't tell you...
玛莎并没有告诉你们.我有第二本书 ...what Martha didn't tell at all about was my second novel.
你们不知道对吧.我的第二本书是对是错 You didn't know about that, did you? True or false?
不知道 No
这是个寓言故事 Well, it's an allegory really, probably.
是关于一个从中西部来的年轻夫妇 It's about a nice young couple who comes out of the Middle West.
这是有田园味的一本书 It's a bucolic, you see.
这对年轻夫妇是金发.大概30岁 This nice young couplecomes out of the Middle West He's blond and he's about thirty.
而且他是个科学家.一位老师.一位科学家 And he's a scientist, a teacher, a scientist.
他的老鼠.太太.喜欢喝白兰地 His mouse, wifey, gargles brandy...
等一下 - 这是我的游戏 Just a minute here! - This is my game!
你刚刚玩过你的.现在换我 You've had your game!
我要听.我喜欢故事 I want to hear. I love stories.
老鼠的爸爸是奉神职的人 Mousie's father was a holy man, see?
他常常在外面跑.抢劫虔诚的人 He ran a traveling clip joint and he took the faithful,just took them.
听起来很耳熟 - 废话 - This is familiar. - No kidding.
不管.金发和他的太太离开家乡 Anyway, Blondie and his frau out of the Plains States came.
非常好笑.乔治 Very funny, George.
谢谢你 Thank you.
他们在一个像卡斯基的城镇待了下来 They settled in a town like Nouveau Carthage.
我不觉得你应该继续下去 - 是吗? - I don't think you should go on. - Do you not?
我喜欢雷同的故事.它们最好玩 I love familiar stories. They're the best.
你完全没错.但是金发并不只想当老师 How right you are! But Blondie was all in disguise as a teacher...
因为他最大的希望都是在嗨历史的必然性 ...because his baggage ticket had bigger things writ on it. H.I.! Historical Inevitability.
不需要再继续下去 - 继续说下去 - There's no reason to go further. - Let them go on.
当然.他有一个行李.就是他太太 He had this baggage, and part of his baggage was in the form of his mouse.
我们不需要听下去 We don't have to listen.
为什么不？ - 你太太说的对 - Why not? - She has a point.
没有人知道.金发的行李到底是什么 Nobody could figure out Blondie's baggage, his mouse.
他曾经是肯萨斯游泳冠军之类的 I mean, here he was pan-Kansas swimming champion or something...
然后他找到他太太 ...and he had this mouse.
然后他利用人性的弱点.告诉她.会永远在一起 Of whom he was solicitous to a point that faileth human understanding... ...given that she was something of a simp.
你并不公平. 大概不是 This just isn't fair of you. Perhaps not.
太太常喝白兰地.而且花很多时间呕吐 His mouse tooted brandy immodestly... ...and spent half her time in the upchuck.
我认识这些人 - 是吗 - I know these people. - Do you?
她有钱.那些从神的仆人那儿拿来的钱 But she was money baggage among other things.Godly money from The golden teeth of the unfaithful and she was put up with!
我不喜欢这个故事 - 拜托.乔治 - I don't like this story. - And she was put up with!
停止好吗 Stop? Hah!
拜托.不要 - 求我.宝贝 - Please, please, don't. - Beg, baby!
乔治 George
回到“他们如何结婚” - 不要 - Flashback to "How they got married." - No!
是的 Yes
为什么 Why?
他们之所以结婚是这样 How they got married was this.
太太忽然大肚子了.她来到金发家 The mouse got all puffed up one day... ...and she went over to Blondie's house
给他看她的大肚子.然后说.“看看我” and stuck out her puff...and she said, "Look at me."
我不喜欢这个.不要讲了 I don't like this.
“看看我.肚子都大了”“我的天啊” "Look at me, I'm all puffed up." "Oh, my goodness," said Blondie.
所以他们结婚了 And so they were married.
然后呢？ And then what?
什么.然后什么 What
然后肚子忽然不见了.就像魔法一样 And then the puff went away again like magic. Poof!
肚子不见了吗 The puff went away?
亲爱的.我不是有意的.真的 Honey, I didn't mean to. Honestly.
你不应该这样 You shouldn't have told them!
不应该告诉他们 No! You couldn't have told them!
这就是报复客人的游戏 And that's how you play Get the Guests.
拜托.我想要吐.不要碰我 Oh, please! I'm going to be sick!
你根本不应该这样做 You shouldn't have done that.
我讨厌伪善 - 那真是太残忍了 - I hate hypocrisy. - That was cruel and vicious.
她会没事的.她会恢复过来的 She'll get over it. She'll recover.
可是我却很受伤 你？ - And damaging to me. - To you!
对我 To me!
是的 Yes
天啊.你真的要人提醒才知道教训吗 Beautiful.You got to have a swine to show you where the truffles are.
重新规划自己.找出最好的方案 Rearrange your alliances. Make the best of things
把你太太扶上车 Put your wife in the car.
不.谢了.今晚已经够了.我们走路 I've had enough rides tonight. We'll walk.
没错.你又会想出新的点子来. 你会后悔 Right, you go plan some new strategy. You'll regret this.
没错.每件事我都会后悔 No doubt. I regret everything.
不.我是说我会让你后悔 No, I mean I'll make you regret this.
去清理一下. 你等我 Clean up the mess. You just wait.
非常好.乔治 Very good, George.
谢谢你 Thank you.
真的很好 - 我很高兴你有如此的感觉 Really good! - I'm glad you enjoyed it.
我是说.你太棒了.真的报了仇 I mean, you did a good job. You really fixed it.
这是你最有活力的一次 - 是你鼓励了我 That's the most life you've shown in a long time. You bring out the best in me.
你真是个混蛋 You really are a bastard!
你可以拿着刀乱撞.见人就砍.如果你想 You can go around like a hopped-up Arab... ...slashing at everything, scarring up half the world...
但是让别人试试看好吗 ...but let somebody else try it? Oh no!
宝贝.都是为了你.我以为你喜欢.甜心 Why, baby, I did it all for you! I thought you'd like it, sweetheart.
这完全是你的风格.血腥.屠杀 It's to your taste, blood, carnage and all.
我以为你会很兴奋 I thought you'd sort of get excited.
卷起裤管向我跑来.你的肚子咕噜咕噜的叫… Heave and pant and come running at me, your melons bobbling...
你真的搞砸了.乔治 拜托 You have really screwed up, George.
我是说真的.你真的是 I mean it! You really have!
你可以坐在那里.喝着琴酒.污辱我.把我撕碎 You can sit,gin running from your mouth... You can humiliate me. Tear me
整晚都如此.对你来说却没有关系 to pieces all night, it's perfectly okay.
你可以忍受.我却不能 You can stand it! I cannot stand it!
你可以忍受.这就是跟我结婚的代价 You can stand it! You married me for it!
那是天大的谎言 That's a desperately sick lie.
你现在还不知道吗 Don't you know it even yet?
玛莎.我已经很累了 My arm's gotten tired whipping you.
年复一年 - 我很迷惑.玛莎 - Year after year! - Deluded, Martha.
这不是我想要的 It's not what I wanted.
我想至少你有自我.而我没有 I thought at least you were onto yourself. I didn't know.
不.你是变态 我来告诉你谁是变态… No. You're sick! I'll show you who's sick!
住手 Stop
你今天玩的很尽兴.对吧 You really are having a field day, aren't you?
在我受够之前.我要把你解决掉 Well, I'm gonna finish you before I'm through with you.
你和那个四分卫吗? 一起把我解决掉吗 You and that quarterback? You both going to finish me?
在我受够之前.会希望你死在车里.混蛋 Before I'm through with you you'll wish you'd died in that automobile!
会希望你从来没有提到我们的儿子 You'll wish you'd never mentioned our son.
我警告过你了 I warned you.
我很佩服 - 我警告过你.不要太过份 - I'm impressed! - I warned you not to go too far!
我才刚开始 I'm just beginning!
我已经麻木了.只要我们独处.就会干掉你 I'm numbed so I can take you when we're alone
我不想再听下去 I don't listen
就算我听到.也会假装没听到 And if I do listen I sift it so I don't really hear
这就是我的处理方式 which is the only way
但是你几百年前.就已经决定好你的计划 But you've taken a new tack in the last century...
这计划真是太可怕了 ...which is just too much. Too much!
我不介意你在公共场合说那些污秽的东西 I don't mind your dirty underthings in public. I do
但是我一直想和解 but I'm reconciled to it
你住进了自己的幻想空间.不知道现实 You've moved into your own fantasy world! You don't know...
疯子 - You have! - Nuts!
你可以一直说你想要说的 You can go on...
你有没有听到自己讲的话 Have you ever listened to your sentences?
一直在绕圈圈.这就是你 You're so convoluted
你讲话就像你那些论文.我很担心你的思想 You talk like one of your stupid papers.Actually I'm rather worried about you. About your mind.
不用你担心我的思想.甜心 Don't you worry about my mind, sweetheart!
我吃定你了 - 什么 I'll commit you. - You what?
我说我吃定你了 你真厉害 I think I'll have you committed. Baby, aren't you something?
我会找到方法报复的 I've got to find a way to get at you.
你已经报复到了.不要再麻烦.乔治 You've got at me, you don't have to do anything, George
跟你在一起已经够了 A thousand years of you has been enough!
你现在安静了 You'll go quietly then?
你知道会发生什么事情吗.乔治 Do you want to know what's really happened?
就像这样.终于.不是我.是整件事 It snapped! Finally. Not me, it! The whole arrangement.
你可以一直继续.一直保持逻辑 You can go on forever and ever, everything is manageable.
你一直在制造借口“不管了.这就是生活” You make all sorts of excuses: "To hell with it, this is life."
“或许明天他会死.或许是你” "Maybe tomorrow he'll be dead. Maybe tomorrow you'll be dead."
各种不同的借口 All sorts of excuses.
然后有一天.有一晚.有事情发生.然后… Then one day...one night, something happens...and snap!
把你整个人都打垮了.你不再在乎任何事了 It breaks and you just don't give a damn anymore!
我一直试着跟你和好.真的.拜托.玛莎 I tried with you,baby.I really tried.Come off it.
我真的有试过.你是个怪物 You're a monster. You are.
我说话很大声.很粗俗.这家是我来养的 I'm loud, and I'm vulgar...and I wear the pants in the house
因为必须有人来做.但是我不是怪物.我不是 Because somebody's got to! But I am not a monster! I'm not!
你是被宠坏了.太自我.思想肮脏.酗酒… You're a spoiled, self-indulgent,dirty-minded, liquor-riddled...
一下.只有一下.我不会再试着与你沟通 Snap! It went snap.I won't try to get through to you any more.
刚刚还有一秒钟.是的.一秒钟 There was a second back there, when I could've...
就一下子.我可以感觉到 ...gotten through to you.
或许当时.我们应该不要说那些废话 When maybe we could've out through all this crap!
但是已经过去了.我不想再试了 But it's past.And I'm not going to try.
一个月一次.玛莎.我已经习惯.一个月一次 Once a month, Martha. I've gotten used to it.
坏玛莎会出来.而好玛莎则躲起来了 We get Misunderstood Martha The good-hearted girl beneath the barnacles.
那位仁慈的玛莎会再度复活 The little miss that a touch of kindness will bring to bloom again.
我一直这样相信.我不认为我是如此的蠢 I believed it more times than I'd admit.I'm that much of a sucker.
但是我不再相信你.不再相信 But I don't believe you, I just don't believe you!
我们在一起的美好.已经一去不返了 There is no moment any more when we could come together.
或许你对.你什么都不行.因为你什么都不是 You can't come together with nothing.And you're nothing!Snap!
就一下下.我今晚一直看你 I looked at you tonight and you weren't there!
但是你的心不在那儿.终于到了最后时刻 It finally snapped. And I'm gonna howl it out!
我要一口气宣泄出来.我都不管了 I won't give a damn what I do.
我要爆炸.你从来没有看过的 And I'll make the biggest goddamn explosion you've ever heard!
你不要玩火自焚 And I'll beat you at your own game.
这是警告吗.乔治 - 是个警告 - Is that a threat, George? - That's a threat, Martha.
你会得到你应得的. 小心点.我会把你撕碎 You're going to get it, baby! Be careful, I'll rip you to pieces.
你才不敢呢.你没那个胆 You are not man enough. You haven't the guts!
全面战争吗？ - 全面战争 Total war? - Total!
拜托.玛莎.不… No
铃声 Bells.
我听到铃声 I've been hearing bells!
铃声在响 Bells ringing.
铃声 Bells
听到铃声我睡不着 And I couldn't sleep for the bells.
它们把我吵醒了 That woke me up.
现在是什么时间. 不要烦我 What time is it? Don't bother me.
不.我当时在睡觉. 我好像在做梦 I was asleep. And I was dreaming of something...
忽然听到了声音.不知道是什么 and I heard the sounds coming...and I didn't know what it was...
我非常害怕 ...and it frightened me.
我会报复的.玛莎.我会的 I'm going to get you, Martha. Somehow, Martha.
有人在那里.但是我不想有人在那里 And there was someone there and...I didn't want someone there.
我当时脱光了衣服 I was naked.
你不知道发生什么事.对吧 我不想知道 You don't know what's going on, do you? I don't want to know.
听听 我不想 Listen to them! I don't want to!
看看他们 我不想.不要碰我 Look at them! No
我不想要小孩 I don't want any children.
我不想要小孩.拜托 I don't want any children, please!
我很怕.我不想很痛 I'm afraid. I don't want to be hurt.
我应该想到的 I should have known.
他知不知道.你丈夫知不知道这件事 Does that stud you married know about that?
你怎么做的.怎么谋杀了那个小生命 How do you make your secret little murders? Pills?
药丸？私下拿到的药丸？苹果酱.意志力？ You got a secret supply of pills? Apple jelly? Willpower?
又要吐了吗 Going to throw up?
他在哪里.我要我丈夫.我要喝一杯 Where is he? I want my husband! I want a drink!
很好.去吧.你知道发生什么事 That's right, go at it! You know what's going on there?
我不想知道任何事.离我远一点 I don't want to know anything. You leave me alone.
谁在按铃 Who rang?
刚刚不是听到铃声吗？谁在按铃 What were the bells? Who rang?
他在楼上.你问谁在按铃吗 He's up there and you ask who rang?
有人在按铃 Someone rang!
有人在按…铃 Someone rang!
是的.有人在按铃.门铃响了 Someone rang.
是的 .铃声响了.一定是有人… The bells rang and it was someone...
有人 Somebody.
有人按铃.铃响了.一定有人… Somebody rang. The bells rang and it was somebody...
我想通了 I've got it!
我想通了.玛莎 I've got it, Martha!
这是个讯息…来自…我们的儿子 It was a message.The message was our son... It was a message...The bells rang...
铃声响了…讯息…关于…我们的儿子… ...and it was a message.And it was about...our son
这个讯息是告诉我们…告诉我们… And the message was...and the message was
我们的儿子…死了 ...our son...is dead!
不… - 我们的儿子死了 No - Our son is dead
玛莎不知道.我还没告诉玛莎 and I haven't told Martha!
儿子死了.玛莎还不知道. -你不能告诉她 Our son is dead, Martha doesn't know, - and you won't tell her!
我不知道你们的儿子死了 I don't know...
我会自己告诉她.等时间到了 I'll tell her myself. In good time I'll tell her myself.
我想吐 -真的吗.那很好 I'm going to be sick. - Are you? That's nice.
我想死 - 太好了.去死吧 - I'm going to die. - Good, go right ahead.
玛莎.我有一个坏消息.是关于儿子的.他死了 Martha, I have some terrible news. It's about our son. He's dead.
你听到了吗.玛莎.我们的儿子.死了 Do you hear me, Martha? Our boy is dead.
嘿 Hey
乔治 George
大家到哪去了 Where the hell is everybody?
我数到5.你们这些混蛋.快滚出来 I'll give you bastards five to come from wherever you're hiding!
乔治 George
天啊.你也疯了吗 By God, you've gone crazy too.
我说你也疯了吗 I said you've gone crazy too.
大概 Probably.
你们都疯了 You've all gone crazy.
我下楼来.是看发生了什么事 I come downstairs and what happens?
发生了什么事 What happens?
我太太在桶子里.拿着一瓶酒.假装没看到我 My wife's in the can with a liquor bottle and she winks at me.
假装没看到我 Winks at me!
她从来没有这样过吗？ 真丢脸 She's never winked at you? What a shame!
她躺在地上.身体卷着.开始撕白兰地瓶上的标签 She's lying down on the floor,on the tiles, all curled-up... ...and she starts peeling the label on the brandy bottle.
或许她在浴缸里比较舒服 Maybe she'd be more comfortable in the tub.
我问她.在干嘛.“嘘.没有人知道我在这里” And I asked her what she's doing and she goes... "Sshh, nobody knows I'm here."
我下楼来.看到你在蹒跚的走着 And I come down here.and you're stumbling around going
还发出怪声. 你们都疯了 "clink", for God's sake, "clink". You've all gone crazy.
很悲哀.但是事实 Sad but true.
你的丈夫呢？ 他消失了 Where is your husband? He is vanished.
你们都疯了.都疯了 You're all crazy. Nuts!
当幻想空间给我们压力时.我们就会避难 'Tis the refuge we take when the unreality of the world... ...sits too heavy on our tiny heads.
轻松一点.一起参加吧.你并没有不同 Relax! Sink into it. You're no better than anybody else.
我认为我是 I think I am.
你是只纸老虎 - 你说什么 You're certainly a flop in some departments. - What'd you say?
我说.你是只纸老虎 I said you're a flop in some departments.
我很抱歉让你失望 I'm sorry you're disappointed.
如果我没有喝10个小时.或许会好一点 Maybe some time when I didn't drink for ten hours.
宝贝.你真是只纸老虎 Baby, you sure are a flop!
你强.你知道吗？你真的很强 You're something. You know that? You're really something!
对你来说.每个人都是纸老虎 To you, everybody's a flop!
你的丈夫是纸老虎.我也是 Your husband's a flop, I'm a flop.
你们都是纸老虎 You're all flops.
我是大地之母.你们都是纸老虎 I am the Earth Mother and you are all flops.
我恶心我自己 I disgust me.
在我生命中.只有一个男人让我快乐过 There's only been one man in my life who's ever made me happy.
你知道吗.只有一个. 是那个体育老师吗 You know that? One. - The gym instructor or something?
不.是乔治 No.is George.
我的丈夫 - 你在开玩笑 My husband. - You're kidding?
是吗? 你一定是.他.乔治… You must be. Him?
你不相信 - 当然我相信 You don't believe it. - Why, of course I do.
你总是用外表来判断别人的吗? 天啊 You always deal on appearances? For God's sake!
外面那个乔治.对我很好.我常常辱骂他 George who is out somewhere there in the dark. Who is good to me. Whom I revile.
我换游戏的速度有多快.他就学多快 Who can keep learning the games we play as quickly as I can change them
他让我快乐.但我并不想要 Who can make me happy and I do not wish to be happy.
是的.我想要快乐 Yes, I do wish to be happy.
乔治和玛莎.悲哀… George and Martha. Sad, sad, sad.
我绝对不会原谅帮助我的人 Whom I will not forgive for having come to rest.
看到我.对我说 For having seen me and having said...
“是的.这样就好” "Yes, this will do."
他犯下了无可救药的错误.因为爱上我 Who has made the hideous, the hurting.the insulting mistake of loving me.
所以他必须受到惩罚.乔治和玛莎.悲哀… And must be punished for it. Sad, sad, sad.
某天.某晚.喝醉的时候.我会太过份 Some day.some night.some stupid liquor-ridden night I will go too far.
我会打断他的背.不然就是不停的逼他 I'll either break his back or I'll push him off for good, which I deserve.
我认为他的脊椎骨已经受伤了.你以为呢 I don't think he's got a vertebrae intact. Oh, you don't? You don't think so?
小男孩.你太过于专注在你的显微镜 Oh, little boy! You've got yourself so hunched over your microphone...
显微镜 Microscope!
所以你什么都看不到.对吧 Yes. And you don't see anything, do you?
你什么都看的到.却看不到心思 You see everything but the goddamn mind.
看的到有形的.却看不到正在发生的事情 You see all the specks and the crap, but you don't see what goes on, do you?
够了 all right!
你只知道一点点.却想要掌握全世界 You know so little. And you're going to take over the world, huh?
我说.够了. - 种马生气了 I said, all right! - The stallion's mad, huh?
还生蛮大的气 The gelding's getting all upset, huh?
你摇摆的很厉害.对吧.可怜的混蛋 You swing wild, don't you? You poor little bastard!
结果一直撞到东西 Hit out at everything!
去开门. 你说什么 Go answer the door. What'd you say to me?
我说.去开门 .你聋了吗？ 要我去开门 I said go answer the door.What are you, deaf? You want me to go answer the door?
没错.笨蛋.去开门.喝的不醒人事了？ That's right, lunkhead, go answer the door. Or are you too drunk to do that, too?
你不需要这样… - 去开门! There's no need for you to... - Answer it!
你暂时先当家仆.现在开始 You be houseboy around here awhile. You can start in being houseboy right now.
听着.我没义务听你的. 当然要.你有野心对吧 Look, I'm no flunky to you. Sure, you are! You're ambitious, aren't you?
你跟我一起.并不是一时热情.对吧 You didn't come back here with me out of driven passion,did you?
你要考虑前途.对吧.暂时充当家仆 You were thinking a little bit about your career. You can just houseboy your way up the ladder for awhile.
你真是贪得无厌 - 没错.宝贝.去开门 There's no limit to you, is there? No, baby, none. Go answer the door.
去 Go on, git!
无理取闹 Aimless. Wanton. Now, you just do as you're told.
我说什么.你做什么.给玛莎看看 You show ol' Martha there's something you can do.
太棒了.真漂亮.到哪都有小白脸贴我 I'm coming, for Christ's sake! Wonderful! Marvelous! Just a gigolo everywhere I go.
不准唱 Stop that!
对不起.宝贝.你可不可以去开门 Sorry, baby. Now you go answer the little door, huh?
(西班牙文)
真漂亮 How lovely!
儿子啊.你终于回家来过生日了 Why, sonny, you came home for your birthday at last!
不要碰我.他是家仆.天啊 Get away from me! That's the houseboy, for God's sake!
真的吗.是小儿子吉姆吗 That's not our own little Sonny-Jim. our own all-American something or other?
我希望不是.他表现不好 I certainly hope not. He's been acting awful funny if he is.
我想也是 I'll bet. Chippie, chippie, huh?
我带了这些花.是因为你.该死.玛莎 I brung these flowers.cause youse. Aw, hell, Martha!
三色紫罗兰.迷迭香.我结婚的捧花哎! Pansies, rosemary, violence, mah wedding bouquet!
如果你不介意.我要给我太太… If you don't mind, I'll get my wife...
待在那里不要动.去帮我倒杯酒 You stay right where you are. Make my hubby a drink.
我不要 I don't think I will.
不.玛莎.他是你的家仆.不是我的 No, Martha.That would be too much.He's your houseboy.not mine.
我不是任何人的家仆 I'm nobody's houseboy!
我不是家仆.不是 I'm nobody's houseboy now Vicious.
可恶.是讲小孩对吧 Children? That right?
可恶的小孩过家家.总在玩跳格子 Vicious children with their sad games hopscotching their way through life?
大概是那样 - 乱讲.宝贝 Something like that. - Screw, baby.
他不行.他喝醉了 Him can't! Him too full o' booze!
真的吗.拿着.把花放在酒里 Weally? Here! Dump these in some gin.
不乖喔.不要乱摔玛莎的金鱼藻 A terrible thing to do to Martha's snapdragons!
它们是金鱼藻吗 Is that what they are?
是的.月光下我去爸爸的温室摘的 Yup. And I went by moonlight to Daddy's greenhouse to pick them for her.
今天没有月亮 There is no moon.
我在卧室的窗口.看到月亮消失了 I saw it go down from the bedroom.
从卧室窗口吗 From the bedroom
今晚有月亮 There is a moon.
没有月亮.消失了.或许.真的.又出现了 There is no goddamn moon,the moon went down. That may be, Chastity,but it came back up.
你说谎 Bull!
当我驾着船经过马约克时.月亮消失了 Once when I was sailing past Majorca, the moon went down...
但是过了一会儿.又跑出来了 ...thought about it awhile then, pop, came up again.
才不是这样呢.你说谎 That is not true. That is such a lie!
你不能说我每次都说谎.她一定要这样吗 You must not call everything a lie. Must she?
我不知道你们什么时候说谎 I don't know when you people are lying.
该死.你是对的. - 你不会认为这样吧 - You're damn right! - You're not supposed to.
不管.当我驾着船经过马约克… So, I was sailing past Majorca...
玛莎 Martha
你从来没有驾船经过马约克.你连地中海都没去过 You never sailed past Majorca. You were never in the Mediterranean at all, ever!
我爸妈带我去过.是我大学的毕业礼物 My mom and dad took me as a college graduation present.
疯子 Crazy
在你杀了他们之后吗 After you killed them?
或许.或许不是 Maybe.Yeah. And maybe not too.
天啊 Jesus!
真实与梦幻.谁能分辨呢.你说呢.家仆 Truth and illusion. Who knows the difference,toots? Houseboy?
我不是家仆 I'm not a houseboy
听着.游戏规则.你输了.你就是家仆 You don't make it in the sack, you're a houseboy.
我不是家仆 I'm not a houseboy.
那你做到了.对吧 Then you must have made it, yes?
有人说谎.不按规则 - 拜托.谁.玛莎 Somebody's lying,not playing the game straight. Who's lying? Martha?
告诉他.我不是家仆 Tell him I'm not a houseboy.
你不是家仆 - 那就好 You're not a houseboy. - So be it.
真实与梦幻.乔治.你无法分辨 Truth and illusion. You don't know the difference.
但是我们必须假装会分辨 No, but we must carry on as though we did.
阿门 Amen.
抓住金鱼藻.谢谢 Snap went the dragons. Thank you.
跳过去 Skip it.
我说.抓住金鱼藻 I said snap went the dragons!
是的.我们知道.抓住 Yeah, we know.
不要这样.乔治.抓住 Don't! Don't do that.
不要这样做.闭嘴.小白脸 Shut up, stud!
我不是小白脸 I'm not a stud.
抓住.你是家仆.你到底是谁 Then you're a houseboy. Which is it?
对你来讲有差别吗？抓住 Does it matter to you?
不.事实上没差别.对我来讲都一样 No, actually it doesn't. Either way I've had it.
不要再拿花丢我 Stop throwing these damn things at me!
没差别.抓住 - 要我教训他吗 - Either way.Snap! - Shall I do something to him?
不准你碰他 You leave him alone!
你到底是谁.宝贝.家仆.还是小白脸 Which are you, baby, houseboy or stud?
天啊.抓住 Snap!
真实与梦幻.乔治.对你来讲真的一样？ Truth or illusion, George? Doesn't it matter to you at all?
抓住.你得到答案了.宝贝 Snap! You got your answer, baby.
得到了 Got it.
你叉着腰准备好吧 You just gird your blue-veined loins, girl.
还有一个游戏要玩.叫做提出来. 宝贝 There's one more game to play. It's called Bringing up Baby.
天啊.乔治 God
我不想要争吵.也不想要丑闻.那你呢 I don't want a fuss. Don't want any scandal around here, do you?
你想要根据自己的计划进行.对吧.坐下 Want to keep to your timetable? Then sit!
还有你.美丽的女士.你看起来很想参加 And you, pretty miss, you like fun and games!
你是那种人 You're a sport from way back!
好吧 All right.
太棒了.但是人没到齐.你太太不在 Good. But we're not all here. Your little wifelet isn't here.
她今晚已经受够了… She had a rough night...
大家到齐才行.这是规则.需要你太太 We can't play without everybody. We need your little wife.
甜心… 闭嘴 Cut that!
赶快去把你太太找来 Just get off your butt and bring that little dip back in here!
当一支乖狗.去捡.快点去捡.乖狗 Now be a good puppy, go fetch. Fetch, good puppy.
再玩一个 One more game.
我不喜欢等一下会发生的事 I don't like what's going to happen.
你知道是什么吗？ 不知道.但是我不喜欢 Do you know what it is? - No.But I don't like it.
或许你会.玛莎 不… Maybe you will, Martha. - No...
游戏真的很有趣 - 不要再玩游戏了 It's a real fun game. - No more games.
再玩一个.玛莎.一个.就可以休息了 One more, Martha. One more game and then beddie-bye.
大家都可以把行李打包好.回家睡觉 Everybody packs up his tools and baggage and stuff and go home.
然后你和我.就可以上楼了 And you and me.we're going to climb them well-worn stairs.
不.乔治.不 - 是的.宝贝 No, George, no. - Yes, baby.
不.乔治.不 - 是的.宝贝 It'll all be done before you know it.
不.乔治.拜托 No more games, please.
很快的.就会结束 - 不… No more games. It's games I don't want.
不想和乔治一起上楼吗 No climb stairs with Georgie?
我不想再玩游戏了 No more games. It's games I don't want.
不要再玩游戏了.拜托 No more games, please.
当然你会想玩.你最喜欢玩游戏了 Sure you do. Original game girl! Of course you do.
当然你会想玩. - 不.乔治… You do... - No...
不要碰我 Don't you touch me!
你的手是用来碰那些小白脸的 Keep your paws clean for the undergraduates.
听我说.今晚都是你的 Listen to me! You've had an evening.
你今晚表现真是不错 You can't stop when there's enough
你嘴巴里有血的话.你就停不下来 blood in your mouth. We're going on.
我们得继续 I'm having at you
完全受够了 Enough
今晚你的表现.看起来像儿戏 and your performance will look like an Easter pageant.
我要你开始有所警觉.打起精神来 Get yourself alert.Get some life in you. - Stop!
闭嘴.重新打起精神来 Pull yourself together!
我要开始攻击你.而我希望你反击 I'm going to knock you around and I want you up for it!
你到底要干嘛 What do you want?
一个平等的战争.就这样 - 没有问题 An equal battle. - You'll get it.
我要你愤怒 - 我是很愤怒 I want you mad. - I'm mad. Don't worry about it!
还要更愤怒 你不需要担心
乖.至死方休 Good girl! We'll play to the death.
你的吗？ - 你会很惊讶 - Yours? - You'll be surprised.
他们来了.准备好 - 我已经准备好了 Here come the tots.Be ready. - I'm ready for you.
嗨.嗨.嗨.嗨... Hip, hop. Hip, hip, hop.
你是兔子吗 .亲爱的 Are you a bunny, honey!
小兔子怎么样 - 免子很有趣 - How's the bunny? - Bunny funny!
免子很有趣.兔子很好 - 拜托.乔治 Bunny funny. Good for bunny.
亲爱的.可爱的兔子 Honey funny bunny.
好吧.我们开始吧 All right, here we go.
最后一个游戏.大家都坐下 Last game. All sit.
坐下.这是一个文明的游戏 - 赶快开始吧 - Sit down. This is a civilized game. - Just get on with it.
经过这么多事.我知道今晚玩的很愉快 I think we've been having a real good evening, all things considered.
我们都坐了下来.认识了对方.玩不同的游戏 We've got to know each other. And we've had fun and games.
像是躺在地板上.身体卷起来. - 还有磁砖 Like Curl Up On The Floor.The Tiles. - The Tiles, Snap The Dragon.
还有磁砖和丢金鱼藻 Peel the Label!
还有撕标签 - 撕什么 Label. - Peel the Label.
标签.撕标签.我撕了标签 I peel labels.
我们都撕标签.甜心 We all peel labels, sweetie.
当你撕掉了皮肤.三层皮肤.通过肌肉.到达内脏 When you get through the skin, and through the muscle...
看到了骨头.你知道该做什么吗 ...and slosh aside the organs, down to the bone, you know what you do?
不.不知道 No
看到骨头.还没到底.骨头里面还有.骨髓 When you get down to the bone.you aren't all the way. Something's inside the bone.
那就是你想要的. 原来如此 The marrow. That's what you got to get at.
但是特别是年轻人的骨头.非常有弹性 But bones are pretty resilient, especially in the young.
现在谈到我们的儿子… Now take our son...
我们的儿子.玛莎和我的小喜乐 Our son. Martha's and my little joy.
喜乐.是的.玛莎 Yes.Matha
你到底要干嘛 Just what are you doing?
我是在谈我们的儿子. - 不要再说了 I'm talking about our son. - Well, don't.
我要.这是很重要的 I want to. It's important we talk about him.
你们想要听.关于我们儿子的事对吧 You want to hear about our bouncy boy, don't you?
玛莎和我的儿子 Martha's and my son.
你们有小孩吗? - 当然有 You have a child? - Yes indeed, do we ever!
是你要讲.还是我来讲 Will you talk about him or shall I?
不要再说了. - 好吧.我来讲 - Don't. - All rightie, now let's see.
他很乖.在家里都很乖 He's nice, despite home his life.
大部份的孩子都是神经病患者.玛莎用自己的方式对待他 Most kids would be neurotic, Martha carrying on the way she does.
睡到下午4点钟.爬到那可怜的家伙床上 Sleeping till 4 P.M. Climbing over the poor bastard...
试着打开浴室的门.帮他洗澡.当时他16岁 Trying to break the bathroom door to wash him in the tub when he's 16.
她常常带陌生人到家里 Dragging strangers to the house all hours.
够了.玛莎 Enough.Martha
够了.要不要换你来讲 That's enough. Do you want to take over?
为什么16岁的人.还要别人帮他洗澡 Why would anyone want to wash a 16 year-old?
天啊.为什么 For Christ's sake! Well, why?
因为是她的宝贝. 好吧 Because it's her baby-poo. All right.
我们的孩子.你要我们的孩子.你会得到的 Our son, you want our son? You'll have it.
你要喝一杯吗? 是的 Do you want a drink?
如果你不想听.我们就走 We don't have to hear it if you don't want to.
谁说的.是你规定的吗? 不是 Who says? You in a position to set the rules?
乖.做的不错 Good boy. You'll go far.
好吧.换你来 什么 All right, your recitation please.
我们的儿子… 好吧 Our son... All right!
我们的儿子.是在9月的一个晚上出生的 Our son. Our son was born in a September night
那晚不像今晚.明天就是他16岁的生日 A night not unlike tonight. though tomorrow and sixteen years ago.
看.我说过了吧 See, I told you.
那次生产很轻松 - 才不是呢.你阵痛的很厉害 It was an easy birth. - No, you labored, how you labored!
那次生产很轻松.生出来后就很轻松 It was an easy birth! Once it had been accepted.
就很放松 - 这才像话 - Relaxed into. - That's better.
生出来后就很轻松.当时我很年轻.他也很健康 It was an easy birth, once it had been accepted. And I was young. And he was healthy...
一个红润的小孩 ...a red, bawling child.
玛莎认为.她在生产过程中看到他 Martha thinks she saw him at delivery.
他有个非常好的骨架.以及满头乌亮的黑发 With slippery, firm limbs. And a full head of black, fine hair.
后来变成像太阳一样的金发 Which, later...later became...blond as the sun.
我们的儿子.是个健康的小孩 Our son. He was a healthy child.
我要一个小孩… And I had wanted a child. Oh, I had wanted a child!
男孩还是女孩. 小孩.我要我的小孩 A son? Daughter? A child!
我们的小孩 I had my child.
我们的小孩 Our child.
我们抚养他长大.是的.抚养他长大 And we raised him. Yes, we did. We raised him.
他有着绿色的眼睛.绿色眼睛真漂亮 And he had green eyes. Such green, green eyes.
蓝色.绿色.棕色 Blue, green, brown.
他很喜欢太阳.他被太阳晒成古铜色 And he loved the sun.And he was tan before and after everyone.
在太阳底下.他的头发像羊毛一样 And in the sun......his hair became...
羊毛一样 ...fleece.
非常漂亮的男孩(犹太文) Beautiful, beautiful boy.
很漂亮.很聪明.一个很好的孩子 So beautiful, so wise. All truth being relative.
这是事实 It was true.
漂亮.聪明.太完美了 - 这才像妈妈的话 Beautiful, wise, perfect! - There's a real mother talking.
我要一个孩子. 真的吗 I want a child!
我要一个孩子.我要一个宝宝 On principle? I want a child. I want a baby.
这种完美并不能长久.只要有乔治就不会 This perfection could not last. Not with George.
只要有乔治在.就不会 - 看.她会改变话题 Not with George around. - There, you see, I knew she'd shift.
坐好 - 对不起.妈妈 Be still! - Sorry, Mother.
你不能坐好吗 Can't you be still?
有乔治在就不会 Not with George.
一个快要溺死的人.会连带害了附近的人 A drowning man takes down those nearest, and he tried.
他试过.天啊 And, God
我曾经抵抗过他.我曾经抵抗过他 How I fought him! How I fought him!
我试着带它毫无损伤的度过黑暗婚姻 The one thing. I tried to carry unscathed through the sewer of our marriage
度过那可怜又愚蠢的白天和夜晚 Through the sick nights and the pathetic, stupid days...
度过那悲哀的笑声.天啊.笑声 Through the derision and the laughter. God, the laughter!
度过一个又一个的失败 Through one failure after another.
每一次结果都只是更加麻木.更加沮丧 Each attempt more numbing,more sickening than the one before.
这一件事物 .这一个人 The one thing, the one person I tried to protect...
我试着让他免于罪恶.使婚姻无可挽救 ...to raise above the mire of this vile, crushing marriage...
黑暗中的唯一亮光: 我们的儿子 ...the one light in all this hopeless darkness! Our son!
不要再说了 - 你不喜欢这样吗 Stop it! - Why,don't you like it?
你不可以这样做 You can't do this.
谁说的? 我说的 Who says? - I say!
告诉我为什么.宝贝 Tell us why, baby.
不… No
游戏结束了吗? 是的.结束了 Is this game over? - Yes.over
不.还没有完 Oh, no! Not by a long shot.
我有个消息要讲.是关于儿子吉姆的事 I've got a surprise for you. It's about sonny-Jim.
不要再说了.乔治 -是我在主持这个游戏 No George. - I'm running this show!
甜心.我有个坏消息.给我们两个的 Sweetheart.I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you.For both of us
真的是坏消息. - 是什么 I mean. Some rather sad news. - What is this?
玛莎.当你在忙.不.是你们两个在忙的时候 Martha, while you were busy, while the two of you were busy...
不知道在哪里 ...I don't know where
但是你们在某个地方.忙着自己的事 But you were somewhere...while you were busy for awhile...
这位小姐和我聊了一下.就是谈谈天 Missy and I were having a little talk.You know, a chaw and a talk.
然后门铃响 And the doorbell rang. Chimed.
我很难开口告诉你. 请不要再说了 It's hard for me to tell you. - Please don't!
告诉我 Tell me!
是从老西部公会来的.一个70岁的人送来的 It was good old Western Union, some little boy about seventy.
疯狂比利吗？ 没错.就是疯狂比利 Crazy Billy? - That's right. Crazy Billy.
他为我们送来了一份电报 And he had a telegram and it was for us.
我必须要告诉你.关于这封电报的事 I have to tell you about it.
为什么他们不打电话来？要亲自带来？ Why did they bring it?
为什么他们不打电话来 Why didn't they telephone it?
有些电报必须亲自送.不能打电话 There are some telegrams you have to deliver Martha. Some you cannot phone.
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
玛莎.我不知道该如何开口 - 不要 I can hardly bring myself to say it
那你来吗？ 不… You want to do it?
好吧.玛莎.孩子不会回来过生日了 Well, Martha, I'm afraid our boy isn't coming home for his birthday
当然他会 - 不.他不会.玛莎 Of course he is! - No.Martha
当然.他会.我说.他会 - 不.他不能 Of course he is! I say he is! - He can't.
他会.我说… 玛莎.我们的儿子…死了 Our son...is...dead.
有一天下午.他在一条乡村路上 He was killed late in the afternoon on a country road
带着他的学习驾照.他试着躲开来车 With his learner's permit.He swerved to avoid
结果直接撞到… A porcupine and drove...
你不能这样做 …一棵大树 You can't do that! ...into a large tree.
你不能这样做 - 我认为你应该知道 You cannot do that! - I thought you should know.
不…你不能这样做 You cannot do that!
你不能自己决定事情.我不能让你这样做 You can't decide these things for yourself! I will not let you do that!
事实上.我必须中午离开 我不能让你这样做 Have to leave around noon, I suppose. I won't let you decide these things.
我得要去认尸 There are matters of identification, arrangements to be made.
你不能这样做.我不能让你这样做 You can't do this! I won't let you!
不要碰我 - 我没有做任何事 Get your hands off me! - I haven't done anything!
听我说.儿子死了.你必须要接受 Now you listen to me. Our son is dead! Can you get that through your head?
不要碰我 No Touch me
仔细听好 Listen carefully.
我们收到了一封电报.我们的儿子死于车祸 We got a telegram.There was a car accident and he's dead!
就像这样.你喜欢吗? 不… Poof! Just like that! Now how do you like it?
让她走.她会没事的 不…他没有死… Let her go. She'll be all right. He is not dead.
他死了 - 你不能这样做 He is dead. - You cannot decide.
他并没有做任何事.因为他没有能力 He hasn't decided anything. It's not his doing. He doesn't have the power.
没错.我不是神.对于生死无能为力 That's right.I'm no god.I have no power over life and death,do I
你不能杀了他.你不能让他死 You can't kill him.You can't let him die!
既然有电报.给我看.给我看电报 There was a telegram. Show it to me! Show me that telegram!
我吃下去了 I ate it.
你说什么 What did you just say to me?
我吃下去了.很好.玛莎 I ate it. Good for you, Martha.
这个时候.你还在开玩笑 You make a joke at a time like this?
我是不是把电报吃了下去 你吃了.我看到 Did I not eat the telegram? You ate it. I watched you and you ate it all down.
就像个乖孩子一样 Like a good boy
你跑不掉的 天啊.你知道规则的 You won't get away with this. You know the rules, for God's sake!
你在说些什么 不… What are you talking about?
我随时随地可以杀掉他 他是我们的孩子 I can kill him if I want to. He is our child.
是你生了他 顺利的生了他 You bore him. A good delivery.
他是我们的孩子 He is our child.
而我杀了他 不 And I've killed him. No...
是的 - 天啊.我想我懂了 Oh my God, I think I understand this
你懂了吗 Do you?
天啊.我想我懂了 - 很好.混蛋 - Oh my God, I think I understand this. - Good for you.
天啊.我想我懂了 I think I understand
你没有权利.一点权利也没有 You've no right. You've no right at all.
我有这个权利.虽然我们没提过 I have the right, we never spoke of it.
我任何时间都可以杀掉他 I could kill him any time I wanted.
为什么? 你破坏了规矩.玛莎 Why? You broke our rule, Martha.
你和别人提到了他 You mentioned him to somebody else.
我没有 - 你有 I did not. - Yes, you did.
有.你向我提过 To me, you mentioned him to me.
我忘记了 I forget.
因为时间太晚了.而大家都在聊天 Sometimes when it's late night and everybody's talking...
我会忘记规则.而我想提.但一直忍.忍住 ...I forget and I want to mention him. But I hold on. I hold on.
我好想好想提到他.但是乔治.是你逼我的 I've wanted to so often. But, George, you've pushed it.
这根本不需要 There was no need,
你根本不需要这样做.不需要杀了他 There was no need for this!I mentioned him,all right? But you didn't have to push it over the edge.You didn't have to kill him.
(犹太文)
阿门.你不需要杀掉他 You didn't have to have him die.
(犹太文)
根本不需要 That wasn't needed.
天亮了.我想派对结束了 It's dawn. I think the party's over.
你们不能有吗？ 不能 You couldn't have any? We couldn't.
该回家了.孩子们.睡觉时间过了 Home to bed, children. It's way past your bedtime.
是的 Yes
你们两个走吧 You two go now.
我想要… - 晚安 I'd like to... - Goodnight.
你要什么吗? 不.什么都不要 You want anything? - No. Nothing.
好吧.该上床睡觉了 Time for bed.
是的. 累了吗 Tired?
是的.有点 Yes. I am.
明天是星期日 Sunday tomorrow.
整天 All day.
你一定要这样吗 Did you have to?
是的 Yes.
一定要吗 是的 You had to?
我不知道 I don't know.
该是时候了 - 是吗 It was time. - Was it?
是的. 我很冷 I'm cold.
很晚了 It's late.
是的 - Yes.
会更好的 It will be better.
我不知道 I don't know.
会的.或许吧 It will be. Maybe.
我不知道 I'm not sure.
只有我们 Just us?
是的 - Yes.
或许 - You don't suppose maybe...
不会 - No.
你还好吧 - You all right?
是的 - Yes.
不 No.
是谁在怕维吉尼亚狼 Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
是我.乔治 I am, George.
是谁在怕维吉尼亚狼 Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?
是我.乔治 I am, George.
是我 I am.