幻灭
第二季 第九集
这是精灵小巷最高档也是唯一的餐厅 This is the fanciest and only restaurant in Elf Alley.
妖精
棒 Nice.
借过 Pardon me.
我...挤过去 能空条路出来吗 I am... Squeeze by. Could we create a path?
为女士准备矮凳子吗 A low chair for the lady?
这会让女士感觉优雅 That's gotta make a girl feel dainty.
还有你的椅子 小仔 And your chair, junior.
别吃糖吃饱了 我们的主菜上来了 Don't fill up on candy. Our main course is coming.
兔子 Rabbit!
你应该点这个而不是鸡 路西 You should've ordered this instead of the chicken, Luci.
什么鬼 What the hell?
瞧瞧他们 就像尖叫小蜡烛 Look at them. They're like little screaming candles.
恶龙来袭 恶龙来袭 Dragon attack! Dragon attack!
冷静 伙计们 让女人和小孩先恐慌 Calm down, guys. Let the women and children panic first.
我们这么小是不可能把火扑灭的 We'll never put out the fire by our wee selves.
-我们必须马上去见佐格 -我和你去 - We must go to Zog at once. - I'll go with you.
快点 小碧妮 Hurry, Teeniebeanie!
陛下 有极其重要的事务 Sire, there is a matter of utmost importance
需要您马上处理 which needs your immediate attention.
确实 另一个国王进了王宫大殿 Indeed there is. Another king has entered the throne room.
爸 有火... Dad! There's a fire--
不不不 公主 我来说 这是国王的事 No, no, no, Princess. I'll do it. This is a matter for kings.
但是有火... But there is a fire--
退下 蒂尔碧妮 Stand down, Tiabeanie.
国王商谈时 女人不能说话 When kings confer, women are forbidden to speak.
说出你的来意 精灵王 State your business, Elf King.
我 流亡精灵森林的如罗国王 I, King Rulo of Elfwood-In-Exile,
来参见佐格国王 have come for an audience with King Zog.
我看看他有没有空 I shall see if he's available.
你在开玩笑吗 他就在... Are you kidding? He's right--
陛下 另一位国王想与您谈话 Sire, another king wishes to speak with you.
可以告诉他您有空吗 May I tell him you're available?
谁 这个人吗 好的 Who? This guy? Sure.
在我们谈话之前 请允许我向您 Before we begin, may I present to you
奉上这篮传统精灵物品 this basket of traditional elven goods?
恐怕有些着火了 I'm afraid some of it is on fire.
天啊 Oh, boy.
我的老天 Oh, my God!
一切都好吗 So, everything good?
不 不好 事实上很糟 No, it's not good. In fact, it's bad!
精灵小巷着火了 Elf Alley is on fire!
恶龙袭击 精灵需要帮助 明白吗 Dragon attack. Elves need help. Get it?
你为什么不早说 宝贝女儿 Why didn't you say so, baby girl?
奥德瓦 把救火队申请表拿来 Odval, get the fire brigade request forms.
同时 把龙射下来 免得它攻击城堡 Meanwhile, shoot down that dragon before it attacks the castle.
快 追击恶龙 愿最棒的男人屠了它 Quick, after the dragon! And may the best man slay it.
或者女人 别忽略女人 Or woman. Let's not ignore women here.
射击 Fire!
收回箭 Retrieve the arrows.
那是什么鬼东西 What the hell is that?
为什么它尾部飞出火花 And why are sparks flying out of its ass?
第十九章 电气公主
天哪 Oh, my God.
你来自未来吗 Are you from the future?
不 我来自两分钟前 你把我射下来时 No, I'm from two minutes ago when you shot me down.
放开她的手 龙人 Unhand her, dragon man.
他没做什么 He's not doing anything.
除了汗流到我身上 还有油之类的 Except, like, sweating on me, and there's grease and stuff.
你们要怎么对他 What are you gonna do with him?
我们对所有陌生新事物做的那样 What we do with all strange new things.
把他关起来 Lock him away!
别担心 我会没事的 Don't worry. I'll be okay.
在梦想之地不会没事 Not in Dreamland, you won't.
笼子里的男人 Man in a cage!
-向他泼污水 -戳他的脖子 - Throw sewage at him! - Poke him in the neck!
女巫 是女巫吗 我啥也看不到 Witch! Is it a witch? I can't see nothin'.
你开始担心了吗 你叫什么 Are you worried yet? What's your name?
史盖·甘德森 Sky Gunderson.
给他们时间 他们会渐渐明白的 Give them time. They'll come to understand.
在我们明白之前杀掉他 Kill him before we understand!
一旦我们打扫干净燃烧宝的公寓 Once we clean up Combusto's apartment,
我们需要一个新租户 we're gonna need a new tenant,
你知道谁在找房子吗 if you know anyone who's looking.
-燃烧宝怎么了 -你正在清扫他 - What happened to Combusto? - You're sweeping him up.
我一直想找个自己的住处 I've been thinking about getting a place of my own.
这里是精灵小巷 This is Elf Alley.
我知道 所以我会让你和我同住 I know. That's why I'm gonna let you live with me.
然后当然是我付房租吗 And I pay the rent, of course?
你真会讨价还价 You drive a hard bargain.
抱歉 审讯可能会很残暴 Sorry. Interrogation can be brutal,
女人不应该参与 and a woman should have no role in it.
跟我妻子说说去 Tell that to my wife!
不 Oh, no.
好了 聪明鬼 我再问你一次 Okay, smart guy, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
你的龙在哪 Where is your dragon?
我没有龙 I don't have a dragon.
胡说 我们都看到龙飞过高空 Nonsense. We all saw the dragon flying through the air,
发出那种呼呼的机械龙声 making those whirring, mechanical dragon sounds.
龙并不存在 我飞来这里... Dragons aren't real. I flew here...
我就知道 他就是龙 I knew it. He himself is the dragon!
乘着我的飞船 in my airship.
-有什么好笑的 -船会浮 不会飘 - What's so funny? - Ships float on water, not in the air.
显然 他不仅会变形 还会说谎 Clearly, sire, he is not only a shape-shifter but a liar.
他可以随便化身巨龙 He turns into a dragon at will.
用我的蓝精灵魔粉 With the application of this magical Smurf dandruff,
我将限制他的变形能力 I've banished his ability to shift shape.
他将保持人形 A man he will remain.
因为我就是个人 Because I am a man.
好了 看吧 不能再变龙了 There. You see? A dragon no more.
干得好 魔法师 Well done, Sorcerio.
我们能不能 Can we stop with the dragon
把龙忘了 理智地交谈一下 我是来... talk and discuss this rationally? I'm here to--
我们直接杀了他吧 Let's just kill him, already.
智慧且精明 陛下 他是间谍 A wise and prudent idea, Your Majesty. This man is a spy.
放下 上了膛的 Hey! Put that down! It's loaded!
这显然是个召唤龙的口哨 This is obviously some kind of whistle for summoning dragons.
-我看看 -小心 陛下 - Let me see that. - Careful, sire.
-没反应 -我来可以吗 - Nothin'! - May I?
我看像个锤头 Looks more like a hammer to me.
召唤飞龙的锤头 A dragon-summoning hammer!
过来 龙 让我来屠龙 Come here, dragons, that I may slay you!
给我 Give it back.
别怕 有我的咒语 Fear not. While under my spell,
他的魔法口哨就只能敲核桃 his magic whistle can only crush nuts.
请你听我说 你所谓的魔法没有用 Please, listen. Your so-called magic does nothing.
世界是靠科学转的 Science makes the world go round.
世界和转有什么关系 What the world and round have to do with one another,
我是永远不会懂 I'll never know.
你就是在浪费口舌 You're wasting your breath.
那些白痴根本不懂可学 Those idiots don't know anything about stience.
是科学 亲爱的 It's "Science," Dear.
我觉得就该念可学 I believe it's pronounced "Stience."
那和龙有什么关系 What does that have to do with dragons?
我不懂了 I'm gettin' all confused here.
把他关进地牢 Throw him in the dungeon with
和那个说什么人权的人关一起 that guy who mentioned human rights one time.
把他的东西放在我办公室 And put his belongings in my office.
它们将是他面临的公正审判 They'll be evidence for his fair trial,
行刑和上诉的证据 execution and appeal.
给你灌了三周老鼠之后 After three weeks of filling you with mice,
该放猫了 now it's time for Gladys.
感谢上帝你来了 我需要你的帮助 Oh, Bean, thank God you're here. I need your help.
斯坦说凌晨就开始灌老鼠 Stan says the mouse-cramming begins at dawn.
首先 你得给我讲讲可学 First, you're gonna tell me about this stience stuff,
因为魔法只会给我来带不幸 'cause magic has brought me nothing but unhappiness.
我需要我的皮包 I'll need my satchel,
我的飞船里的小黑书 my little black book from inside the airship
还要五个土豆 and five potatoes.
我知道去哪里找 I know where I can get some of those.
好好好 Well, well, well.
我们就知道你会回来求我们给你土豆 We knew you'd come crawling back for the potatoes.
你要哪种 What kind you want?
我们有黄薯 红薯 小番薯 We've got russet, yam and fingerling.
小番薯更贵 Fingerlings will cost you more,
但他们很适合夏日沙拉 but they'll make a real nice summertime salad.
很棒 Real nice.
是薯类就行 Any thick potato will do.
-番薯 -不要 - Spud? - No.
-红薯 -不要 - Yam? - No.
-薯泥 -不要 - Mashed? - No.
我说黄薯 We think russet.
有什么能为你效劳的 公主 May I help you, Princess?
月亮便士小姐 莎莉 你好 我在找... Miss Moonpence. Sally. Hi. I was just looking for--
龙人的皮包 就在那里 The dragon man's satchel? It's right over here.
谢谢 奥德瓦不会生气吗 Thanks. But wouldn't Odval object?
他付我的薪水太少 He doesn't pay me enough.
太好了 Yes!
完美 我们可以放在窗户上 Perfect. We can set it on the window
让信号从天空之底反射出去 and bounce the signal off the bottom of Heaven.
现在 你来组装 Now, you'll assemble everything.
我只指示 但我不碰它们 I'll only tell you what to do, but I won't touch anything.
这样你就知道它是科学 不是魔法 That way, you'll see it's science, not magic.
太好了 小碧 连上最后一个马铃薯 Excellent, Bean. Now just hook up that last tater.
好的 There you go.
怎么回事 你在梦想之地了 完毕 The hell happened? You're in Dreamland? Over.
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
-准确位置呢 -不 你可以追踪信号 - Where, exactly? - Well, no, you can follow the signal.
-送到了吗 -没有 但我们会再试一次 - Did you make the drop? - No, no. But, um, we'll try again.
11:15码头见 Meet by the docks at 11:15.
我现在不方便 I can't really talk right now.
-白痴 -是 好 我会去的 - You idiot. - Yes, fine. I'll be there.
土豆里的人是谁 怎么回事 Who is in that potato? What just happened?
你让我给我的祖国 我的家里打了个电话 You made it possible for me to call home, to my country.
是你做出来的 这就是科学 You built it. Science happened.
所以 我是可学家了吗 So, I'm a stientist?
我们管那叫逻辑魔法师 但这不重要 We say "Logic wizard," But that's not important.
那些白痴要杀我 小碧 Those dimwits are going to kill me, Bean.
只有你能帮我逃出去 And only you can help me escape.
现在 我们要声东击西 Now, to create a diversion
用一场爆炸骗骗那些笨蛋 and dazzle these yokels with an explosion.
我喜欢爆炸 I love explosions!
好的 准备好了吗 Okay, ready?
带我跟你一起走 Take me with you.
我得看看这东西从何而来 I gotta see where all this stuff comes from.
别去 太危险了 No, it's too dangerous.
我对付过怪兽和女巫 我也能对付 I've handled monsters and witches. I can handle stience.
我不能让你去 I just can't let you--
我跟你一起去 不然我就不帮你了 I come with you, or I don't help you with this plan.
好吧 半夜在港口跟我碰面 Fine. Meet me at the port at midnight.
就是现在 Now!
他逃跑了 He's escaped!
他变成了一条龙从窗户飞出去了 He turned into a dragon and flew out the window!
他从那扇小窗户飞出去了吗 He flew out that tiny window?
不可能 太小了 No way. Too small.
他先变成了一只蝙蝠 飞出了窗户 First he turned into a bat and he flew out the window,
然后变成了一条龙 and then he turned into a dragon.
等等 蝙蝠能喷火 Wait, so a bat set this fire?
他先变成了一个在床上冒烟的人 First he turned into a man smoking in the bed,
然后变成了一只蝙蝠 接着 and then he turned into the bat, and now...
好了 重要的是他是一条龙 Okay, the only thing that's important is that he's a dragon
还逃跑了 and he's gotten away.
再拉一次龙的警报 Sound the dragon alarm again.
躲在室内 除非你想看见奇怪的东西 Stay inside! Unless you want to see something really cool!
一头逃跑用的鲸鱼 Whoa, an escape whale.
有人吗 Hello?
没嗑药就看到这么多光 Whoa, lights without drugs.
一顶攻击我的帽子 Ugh! An attack hat!
又想抛下我离开吗 Leaving without me much?
什么鬼 当然不会 What the hell? Of course not.
我只是想潜到安全深度再等你 I needed to get to a safe depth to wait for you,
既然你已经来了 我们就出发吧 but now that you're here, we can be on our way.
你这里的伤有点严重 Say, that's a pretty serious scrape you got.
会感染的 You could get an infection.
用上我发明的消炎药膏就不会了 But not with this antibiotic goo I invented.
在梦想之地 我们就截肢了 In Dreamland, we just amputate.
相信我 你不想头部受伤的 And believe me, you do not wanna get a head wound.
没错 因为他们会砍掉 Yeah. You know, 'cause they'd have to cut...
他们会砍掉你的头 They'd cut off your head.
这个笑话不错 小碧 你想来开吗 Good one. Hey, Bean, wanna steer?
好啊 我还没开过 Yeah, sure. I've never driven a...
你叫这个什么来着 潜艇吗 What do you call this? A sub... marine?
机械鱼 Electrofish.
现在设定目的地坐标 And now to set the homing coordinates.
目的地 蒸汽之地 Destination, Steamland.
蒸汽之地
这是用来开车库门的 And this is the garage door opener.
来吧 小碧 按下按钮 Go ahead, Bean. Press the button.
你把这地方叫什么 What do you call this place?
这是我的秘密研究基地 This is my secret research shed.
那是我的沙发 Over there is my couch,
我经常睡在上面梦到很棒的发明 where I spend a lot of time dreaming up impressive inventions.
这比那些愚蠢的城堡好多了 This is so much better than any stupid castle.
一盏自动灯 Whoa. An automatic lantern?
没错 我们称它为蜂鸣发光器 Yes, we call them buzzbrighters.
听着 我得去对付一些... Listen. I've got to take care of some...
外面很危险 别离开这房间 好吗 It's dangerous out there, so don't leave this room, okay?
好 没问题 Yeah, yeah, no problem.
我很快就回来 I'll be back for you in a bit.
天哪 我们也该买个这样的宝座 Oh, my God. We gotta get thrones like this.
魔法窗帘 太酷了 Magic curtains. Cool.
不管这神奇的房间了 Screw this amazing room.
你在逗我吗 Ugh. You gotta be kiddin' me.
什么 路西 Wha... Luci!
路西 你们背着我开派对了吗 Luci! Did you have a party without me?
是啊 哥们 我不想吵醒 也不想邀请你 Yeah, man. I didn't want to wake you. Or invite you.
可我是你的室友啊 But I'm your roommate.
那就呆在你的室里吧 友人 So stay in your room, mate.
这简直 Oh, that is...
其实是一个很巧妙的断句 Is actually a very clever turn of phrase.
我还是很伤心 I'm still hurt!
真是个混蛋 What an a-hole.
你能声音小点吗 Hey, can you keep it down in there?
我正准备在我自己的垃圾堆里打滚呢 I'm trying to roll around in my own filth.
天哪 他们也有啤酒 这简直是天堂 Oh, my God. They've got beer, too? This is paradise.
比特斯的苦啤酒
-等等 你做的这啤酒吗 -当然 亲爱的 - Wait. You made this beer? - Sure did, hon.
这是我祖母的配方 也是她去世的原因 It was my grandmother's recipe and her official cause of death.
真棒 我们的王国不允许女人酿酒 Cool. Women aren't allowed to be brewmeisters in my kingdom.
这里不是 如果你是个讨人厌的嬉皮士 Not here. If you're an obnoxious hipster of any gender,
不管什么性别 都可以酿酒 you can become a craft brewer.
我喜欢这个地方 你都不用付钱 Wow. I love this place. And you don't even have to pay.
你得付钱 Yes, you do.
不好意思 Pardon me!
热蒸汽
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来问问名字吧
甘德森的飞艇
周末旅行者
热蒸汽
女士 不好意思吓到你了 Sorry to frighten you, ma'am.
带轮子的马 Whoa. A horse on wheels?
你一定是来访的人 有什么需要帮助吗 You must be a visitor. Can I help you?
是的 我想我应该在找法斯沃斯大道 Um, yeah, I guess I'm looking for Farnsworth Boulevard.
交通区啊 Oh, the Transpo District.
我正要去那里给它上上润滑油呢 Well, I'm headed that way for a lube job for ol' fleabag here.
上来吧 Hop on.
我的号码已经给你了 You've got my number.
不知道你是什么意思 还是谢谢你了 I don't know what that means, but thank you.
你来这干什么 我告诉过你要留在棚子里 What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the shed.
这个小村庄真不错 This village is amazing!
能上齐柏林飞艇谈吗 Can we talk in the lead zeppelin?
听着 小碧 我是想保护你 Listen, Bean. I'm trying to protect you.
保护什么 那些免费啤酒和善良的女士们吗 From what? All the free beer and friendly ladies?
我喜欢你 真喜欢你 I like you. I really like you.
我觉得你可以成为我的特别实习生 I think you could become one of my special interns.
这话居然是从 Wow! That's the kind of thing
被我之前一拳打在肚子上的男人说的 a guy says right before I punch him in the gut.
有人吗 是谁 Hello? Who's there?
-那是谁 -官方人员 蹲下 - Who's that? - The authorities. Get down.
你好 海瑞特 Hello, Harriet.
你只有三个简单的任务 You had three simple tasks.
飞去城堡 递交武器 Fly to the castle, deliver the weapon,
在不被侦测到的情况下离开 and get the hell away without being detected.
然而你完全失败了 And you failed completely.
他们把我打下来了 你和我说过帆布是防箭的 They shot me down. You told me that canvas was arrow-proof.
真有你的啊 那个死胖子 Way to go. That big, dumb fat-ass
还在王位上坐着呢 is still on the throne.
我猜猜 又是个雀斑脸的实习生吗 Let me guess, another one of your freckle-faced interns?
出来吧 Come on out.
什么也别说 小碧 Don't say anything, Bean.
梦想之地的蒂尔碧妮公主 Princess Tiabeanie from Dreamland?
你知道我们有多大麻烦了吗 Do you know how much trouble we're in?
老大会杀了我们的 The boss is gonna kill us.
除非他没发现 Not if he doesn't find out.
别拿那玩意指着我 Get that stupid thing out of my face.
抓住她 史盖博 Get her, Skybert.
把门开开 小碧 Unlock the door, Bean.
不可能 史盖博 No way, Skybert.
扳手 A wrench?
去你的 还有你的土豆 Screw you and your potatoes.
什么情况 What the hell?
拜托 Oh, come on!
对不起 Oh, so sorry.
我在开煎饼派对 但没有邀请你 I'm throwing a little pancake party, but you're not invited.
再见 Bye!
这就是你想到的最好的复仇计划 This is the best revenge you could come up with?
半夜叫一群鸭子搞派对 Waking me up at the crack of dawn with a stupid duck party?
你什么毛病啊 What is wrong with you?
霍基不是鸭子 Honky is not a duck!
我猜猜 是不是伤你心了 But let me guess. I hurt your feelings?
因为你被孤立了 'Cause you've been left out?
没有 我只是很生气 No, I'm just pissed.
那就欢迎你加入只有二人的俱乐部 Well, welcome to the club, which now has two members!
你不能加入 鹅不能加入 No, you can't join. No geese allowed.
-你疯了 -一定是这样 - You're insane. - I must be!
我竟然想和一个毫无感情 不顾他人 I tried to live with a heartless, inconsiderate jerk
只在乎自己的小混蛋住在一起 who only cares about his tiny self!
"小" "Tiny"?
-我告诉你什么叫小 -好疼 - I'll show you tiny, pal! - Ow, ow, ow!
那鸭子咬着我了 The duck has me!
鸭子咬着我眼睛了 The duck's got my eye!
变形怪变成大蜜蜂飞回来了 The shape-shifter's returned as a giant bee!
别射箭 是我 小碧 Don't shoot! It's me, Bean!
我只听到 "是我 蜜蜂" All I heard was, "It's me, Bee."
放弓 Fire!
路西 我不在的时候出了什么坏事吗 Luci, did anything bad happen while I was gone?
-你之前没在吗 -艾尔弗在哪 - You were gone? - Where's Elfo?
看来在洗石头浴 Looks like he's taking a rubble bath.
伙计们 Oh, hey, guys!
龙人怎么不见了 凭借魔法吗 How could dragon guy just disappear? By magic?
我要答案 立刻解决一切问题的神奇答案 I want answers! Magical answers that solve everything at once!
爸 你有生命危险 Dad! Hi. Your life is in danger!
蒂尔碧妮 再说最后一次 女人不能参加议会 Tiabeanie, for the last time, no women in council meetings.
闭嘴 奥德瓦 这很重要 Shut the hell up, Odval. This is important.
有刺客藏在城堡里 There's an assassin lurking somewhere in the castle,
这就是谋杀凶器 and this is the murder weapon.
龙之哨 你怎么拿到的 The dragon whistle. How did you get it?
她肯定是偷了回来 然后帮他逃走了 She must have swiped it back and helped him escape.
我亲眼看到的 I saw it with my own eye.
她很明显是中了龙人的巫术 She's obviously been bewitched by the dragonmancer.
等等 我们说的是我女儿 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. We're talking about my daughter here.
她可能比较疯狂 She may be crazy,
但她绝不会做任何伤害王国的事 but she wouldn't do nothing to harm this kingdom.
大家都冷静一下 Everybody, let's just simmer down.
好吧 彭德格斯特 收下龙之哨 Okay, Pendergast, take the dragon whistle.
不 我们不能相信任何人 No! We can't trust anyone.
我不会让它离开我的视线 I'm not letting this out of my sight.
爸 Daddy!