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《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
想必你就是巴拉德教练的前妻啦 You must be Coach Ballard's ex-wife.
翻译 前情提要赛太公 油腻希 老葛 还是油腻希
是啊 怎么了吗 Yeah. Why?
我貌似正在跟你前夫交往 I'm kind of dating your ex-husband.
其实我早就知道你是谁 I knew who you were the whole time.
校对 恶魔剪辑赛太公
所以我才坐过来 That's why I came over here.
靠 高招啊 Nicely played.
我们改天一定要一起出去喝一杯 We ought to go out for drinks one night.
后期 灰灰是菇凉 时间轴 加森
那必须的 Hell yeah! ‭
总监 新浪微博@赛太公
大学时光让人获得全新体验 College is a time for new experiences,
接触激动人心的思考方式 being exposed to exciting ways of thinking,
结识来自不同背景的人 meeting people from different backgrounds,
还会发生你爸穿着运动短裤突然来访的尴尬事 and the unexpected visit from your dad in gym shorts.
你怎么会在这 What are you doing here?
我接到一通电话 I got a phone call.
校长好像有事想跟我们谈 Apparently, the head of the college wants to talk to us.
-那就好 -你确定是好事 - Oh, good. ‭- You sure it's good?
总好过我刚才看见你时 Well, it's better than what I thought when I saw you,
-第一反应是姥姥去世了 -走吧 - which was, "Uh-oh, Meemaw died." ‭- Come on.
我本来希望你上大学后 I was hoping in college you wouldn't
就不会再被叫去[中学]校长办公室了 get called to the principal's office anymore.
她不是中学校长 是大学校长[总统] She's not the principal. She's the president.
所以你现在要是闯祸 也比以前严重很多倍 So if you're in trouble, you're in big trouble.
你这角度挺清奇的 That's a fun way to look at it.
先生们 请坐 Gentlemen, please have a seat.
谢尔顿才来了几周 Sheldon's only been here a few weeks.
但愿不是他已经惹出麻烦了 I hope he's not in trouble already.
什么样的麻烦 出什么事了吗 What kind of trouble? Did something happen?
也许是在我决定... Ooh, maybe it's from when I decided...
没事没事 Uh, uh, all good.
您继续说 Uh, you keep talking.
那我就直接说正题了 Well, I'll just get right to the point.
我想要你和你儿子 Uh, I would like you and your son
跟本校一位非常重要的捐助人见面 to meet with a very important benefactor of the college.
为什么是我们 Why us?
毕竟谢尔顿 Well, I mean, Sheldon is...
为物理系增色不少 is an impressive addition to the physics program,
我们希望捐助者觉得 and-and we like our donors to feel really good
自己所投入的钱不会白费 about where their money's going.
我懂 你想让明星四分卫 I get it. You want the star quarterback
去跟支持者们握个手 to shake some hands with the boosters.
-正是 -我才不要 - Exactly. - I'm not doing that.
我都没跟她握手 她还是校长呢 I didn't shake her hand, and she's the president.
不 你不用跟任何人握手 No, you don't have to shake anybody's hand.
那你为什么要这么说 Then why did you say it?
我没说 是他说的 I didn't say it. He said it.
但你同意他了啊 But you agreed with it.
我只是希望你能去吃顿晚饭 All I'm asking you to do is to go to dinner,
和一个友善 更重要的是 很有钱的人 talk about science with a very nice and, more importantly,
聊聊科学话题 a very rich person.
明白了 Understood.
-不了 谢谢 -哥们 - No, thank you. ‭- Buddy...
谢尔顿 我被雇来本校担任校长 All right, uh, Sheldon, I was brought to this school
是为了将学校提升档次 而其中一个方式就是 to help raise its profile, and one of the ways to do that
通过政府奖助和捐款 is through grants and donations.
你能明白这一点吧 You-you can understand that, right?
我知道你是想把我罕见的青春年幼 I understand that you would like to put the novelty of my age
和过人才智展现给人看 以筹集资金 and advanced intellect on display to raise some cash.
不是啦 差不多吧 No. Sort of.
-我能和你单独聊聊吗 -你能回避一下吗 - Can I speak to you alone? - Will you give us a minute?
好吧 但如果你是想看看 Very well. But if you're looking to see
我爸有没有可能捐钱 if my father will be a potential donor,
那你就真是异想天开了 you are barking up the wrong tree.
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少 年
谢尔顿
好了 So...
怎么做你儿子才肯配合 how do we get your son to cooperate?
从他出生那天起我就不断问自己这个问题 I've been asking myself that since day one.
听着 我不是想给你压力 Look, I don't mean to put pressure on you,
但我背负着巨大压力 but there's a lot of pressure on me,
所以我会给你施加压力 so I'm going to put it on you.
我很抱歉 难道没有其他人 Look, I'm sorry, isn't there anyone else
能去陪捐助人吃饭了吗 who can go to dinner with this guy?
我动物园里明明有只独角兽 So I have a unicorn in my zoo,
我却该拿山羊出来炫耀 你是这意思吗 but I should trot out a goat, is that what you're saying?
你会为了和山羊共进晚餐 Would you donate a new library
捐赠一栋新图书馆吗 to have dinner with a goat?
哪家餐厅 What restaurant?
库珀先生 你得明白一件事 Mr. Cooper, I need you to understand something.
这所大学方方面面都依靠捐款 This university relies on donations for everything.
包括维持 工资 For upkeep, for salaries,
和奖学金 就是你儿子现在拿的那些 for scholarships, like the one your son is currently on.
我会劝劝他 I'll talk to him.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你去吃晚餐时 麻烦穿正式点的裤子 And when you go to dinner, wear real pants.
学校有个活动我很想去参加 So, there's this thing at school I really want to go to,
在你拒绝前 我希望你能好好考虑下 and before you say no, I just want you to think about it.
-什么活动 -就是校园典礼 - What is it? - ‭Like a school function.
我为什么会不让你参加校园典礼 Why would I say no to a school function?
这么说我可以去了 你最好啦 So I can go? You're the best.
等一下 Hold on.
这到底是哪种典礼 What kind of function are we talking about?
就普通的那种 You know, just the normal kind.
学生会参加 With some kids.
还会放音乐 And some music.
你明知你不能去舞会的 You know you can't go to a dance.
为什么 Why not?
原因你也心知肚明 You know that, too.
因为我们是浸礼会教徒 Because we're Baptist.
可是我所有朋友都会去啊 But all my friends are going.
那也改变不了什么 That doesn't change anything.
要是我保证不跳舞呢 What if I promise not to dance?
你觉得我会相信 So you expect me to believe
你和朋友们去参加舞会 that you are going to go to a dance with your friends,
当她们都在热舞的时候 你在一旁傻站着 they'll all be dancing while you just stand there?
我去教堂也从不祷告啊 I go to church and don't pray.
有什么区别 How is this any different?
我们今晚去哪吃饭 Where we eating tonight?
看情况 Well, that depends.
你看看副驾储物箱里的 Why don't you look in the glovebox
抗胃酸咀嚼片还剩多少 and check on the Tums situation.
有五颗 There's five.
这就难办了 Oh, my, this is tricky.
去墨西哥餐厅 至少每人要吃三颗 Well, Mexican's at least three apiece.
如果是意大利菜 每人两颗可能勉强够 We might get by with two each if it's Italian.
那里要喝红酒 然后吃番茄酱 You get red wine and then tomato sauce.
如果他们往水里放柠檬片 我们就死定了 Hey, if they put lemon in the water, we're dead.
-那只能吃烤肉了 -行 - Hmm. That leaves barbecue. - Sold.
第三颗咀嚼片归谁 Who gets Tum number three?
我啊 毕竟药是我的 Me. They're my Tums.
你觉得年轻人约会 Now, what do you think young people
都聊些什么话题 talk about on their dates?
我哪知道 I don't know.
但我的膝盖告诉我 这周末铁定会下雨 But my knee's telling me it's gonna rain this weekend.
说起这周末 我儿子要最后确认人数了 Speaking of this weekend, hey, my son needs a final head count.
就是场小型婚礼 It's a small wedding.
我去会很尴尬的 It'll be weird if I'm there.
怎么会 而且我会穿西装出席哦 Aw, come on, I'm gonna be wearing a suit.
我的西装诱惑无人能抵挡 I'm very sexy in a suit.
拜托啦 谢尔顿 Come on, Sheldon,
就当是蹭一顿免费霸王餐 think of it as a free dinner.
我是小孩 我哪一顿不是霸王餐 I'm a kid. All my dinners are free.
他们的要求真那么过分吗 Is what they're asking really that bad?
当然 我来这所大学是为了学习科学 Yes. I go to this university to study science,
而不是来像街头演奏者的猴子一样捡钱[筹钱]的 not to help collect money like an organ grinder's monkey.
高中时你也见过我参加集会和资金筹集活动啊 You see me go to the rallies and fundraisers at the high school.
我不喜欢 但我还是会做 I don't love it, but I do it.
那我希望他们奖励你吃不完的香蕉 And I hope they give you all the bananas you can eat.
谢尔顿 这样的捐助人对大学很有帮助 Sheldon, donors like this are very helpful for the university.
他们支付所有科学设备和你的奖学金 They pay for all the science equipment and your scholarship.
我之前没想过这个问题 I hadn't thought of it that way.
那我答复他们周六没问题了 So I'll tell 'em we're on for Saturday?
我要考虑一下 I'll think about it.
还有什么好考虑的 What's to think about?
那晚你有机会显耀你的聪明才智耶 It's a night of you showing off how smart you are.
人们的确喜欢看我秀 People do like that.
好吧 我去 All right, I'm in. ‭
我能看球赛吗 Can I put on the game?
随便你 I don't care.
爽啦 Sweet!
你干嘛不开心 What's your problem?
你有没有参加过学校的舞会 Did you ever go to a school dance?
一两次吧 One or two.
你怎么让老妈同意你去的 How'd you get Mom to let you?
简单 别问她就行了 Easy. Didn't ask her.
顺带一提 这方法一招鲜吃遍天 By the way, that works for all kinds of stuff.
太迟了 我已经问过她了 Well, it's too late. I already asked.
典型的菜鸟错误 Rookie mistake.
为什么我们不能有一个有趣的宗教信仰 Why can't we have a fun religion?
我感觉没有一种宗教充满乐趣 I don't think there is one.
跟我来 Come with me.
拿着 Here.
《浑身是劲》
这是啥 What is it?
是你问题的答案 The answer to your problems.
酷 你还有什么录像带 Cool. What other tapes you got?
自然纪录片 不劳您操心了 Nature films. Don't worry about it.
我刚刚和哈哥迈尔校长通完电话 Hey. I just got off the phone with President Hagemeyer.
跟我们共进晚餐的那个人听起来很有意思 This guy we're gonna have dinner with sounds pretty interesting.
他通过卖实验室专用抗静电家具 He made all of his money selling antistatic furniture
发家致富 for laboratories.
他都不是个科学家吗 He's not even a scientist?
他就是个卖家具的啊 He's just a furniture salesman?
是吧 Yeah.
那我应该说什么 What am I supposed to talk about?
任何你想说的呗 Talk about whatever you want.
就... 别太讽刺别人 Just... don't be insulting.
万一他说了让我觉得很可笑的话呢 What if he says something I think is ridiculous?
自己消化 Keep it to yourself.
万一你说了一些 What if you just said something
我觉得可笑的话呢 因为... I think is ridiculous? Because...
好吧 我们可能需要训练一下 Okay, maybe we need to work a little
你的对话技巧 on your conversation skills,
比如不要因为别人说了蠢话就冷嘲热讽 like not calling people out for saying stupid things.
那我应该怎么练习这种技巧呢 How am I supposed to practice that?
你好 What's up?
-你好 -你好 琼 我是康妮·塔克 - Hello. - Hey, June. It's Connie Tucker.
你好康妮 你最近怎么样 Hey, Connie. How are you?
我挺好的 I'm good.
你周六晚上会来吗 Am I seeing you Saturday night?
这就是我打电话来想说的事 Well, that's what I've called about.
你确定你希望我去吗 Are you sure you want me there?
毕竟这是你儿子的婚礼 I mean, it is your son's wedding.
他二婚的婚礼啦 不怎么要紧 Oh, it's his second wedding. Those barely count.
况且我还要带上我的约会对象 Besides, I'm bringing a date, too.
来吧 肯定充满乐趣 Come on, it'll be fun.
那好吧 我来 Okay. I'm in.
太棒了 Fantastic!
那么穿衣规则是什么 So, how dressed up we getting?
就是一个小婚礼 不用太华丽 Oh, it's a small ceremony, nothing fancy.
你这么说就是想看起来赢过我吧 You just saying that 'cause you want to look better than me?
当然不是了 Of course not.
但我觉得你要是穿背带裤肯定很美 But I do believe you'd be stunning in overalls.
好的 All right.
到时候见 See you then.
拜拜 Bye.
还背带裤呢 你就做梦吧 Overalls, my ass.
兄弟 你真的不能在这里跳舞 So you really can't dance here, man?
我真是不敢相信 I can't believe that.
-是真的 -看到没 - It's true. - See?
他们也不被允许跳舞 They ain't allowed to dance, either.
感觉就像在看我的人生故事 It's like I'm watching my life.
我看《壮志凌云》的时候也是这么想的 That's how I feel when I'm watching Top Gun.
谢尔顿 来试试跟比利 Okay, Sheldon, try having a conversation
聊一聊科学 with Billy about science.
让我想想 Let's see.
你对量子力学知道多少 Uh, what do you know about quantum mechanics?
我爸爸是个机械工[同音] My dad's a mechanic.
在他店里还有一本印着比基尼女郎的挂历 At his shop, he has a calendar wth a bikini lady on it.
爸... Dad...
不要失去耐心 Instead of losing patience,
而是表现得很有兴趣 顺着他的话问下去 act interested and ask a follow-up question.
你爸爸是个机械工 Your father's a mechanic.
很有意思 Interesting.
你知道还有什么很有意思 You know what else is interesting?
量子力学 这个理论描绘了 Quantum mechanics. That describes
现实物质中基本的粒子和纠缠的力 the basic particles and forces that make up reality.
我们来聊聊这个吧 Let's talk about that.
我要娶那个比基尼女郎 I'm gonna marry that bikini lady.
我一直在研究有关 I've been working on a theory
光的波粒二象性的理论 about the wave-particle duality of light.
我有一个像蜘蛛侠的小夜灯 I have a nightlight that looks like Spider-Man,
但我从不把它打开 but I don't turn it on.
继续 Go ahead.
你为什么不打开 Why don't you turn it on?
我害怕蜘蛛 I'm afraid of spiders.
差不多可以暂停了 Yeah, seems like a good place to stop.
接下来要干嘛 Now what happens?
你回家去 You go home.
谢谢你们的热情款待 Thank you for your hospitality.
"然后还有大卫王 "And it was King David.
就是大家都读过的《撒母耳记》中的大卫王 King David, who-who we read about in-in Samuel.
大卫他做了什么事呢 And-and-and what did David do?
你问大卫做了什么啊 What did David do?
大卫做了什么 大卫跳舞了" What did David do? David danced."
"大卫跳舞了 "David danced.
就在主和他的力量面前 Before the Lord with all his might,
在主的面前跳跃和舞蹈" leaping and dancing before the Lord."
跳跃和舞蹈" Leaping and dancing."
-我被打动了 -谢谢你 - I'm impressed. - ‭Thank you.
太可惜了 这是《浑身是劲》里面的台词 Too bad it's from Footloose.
《浑身是劲》是什么 What's a footloose?
该电影讲述一个城市青年试图打破神父的控制 随心热舞
是杰夫牧师在谈到电影罪过时 It is the movie that Pastor Jeff warned us about
警告过我们不要看的电影 in his talk on the sins of cinema.
就让我去舞会吧 Just let me go to the dance.
我很抱歉 我不能让你去 I'm sorry. I can't.
我再也不跟你讲话了 I'm never talking to you again!
你是不是给你妹妹看《浑身是劲》了 Did you show your sister Footloose?
-起作用了吗 -并没有 - Did it work? - No!
那我就没给她看 Mm. Then no.
等会你见到那个人 Now, when you meet this guy,
你要先和他握手 you got to shake his hand.
我能不能庄重地鞠一躬呢 What if I offer a stately bow?
亚洲人就是这么打招呼的 That's how they do it in Asia.
你要跟他握手 You're shaking his hand.
幸好我带来老右哥 Then it's a good thing I brought Old Righty.
你别想在餐厅里戴这个手套 You're not wearing that in a restaurant.
为什么 Why?
如果你不敢跟别人握手的话 'Cause you don't make a good impression
是不会给人留下好印象的 by being afraid to shake hands.
霍华德·修斯导演就有洁癖 Howard Hughes was a germophobe,
他自己照样过得很好啊 and he did quite well for himself.
他不是后来疯了 把自己的尿存在罐子里吗 Didn't he go crazy and save his pee in jars?
带了没用不吃亏 Better to have it and not need it
没带想用大笨龟 than to need it and not have it.
-你还是得跟他握手 -知道了 - You're shaking his hand! - Okay!
好些日子没怎么参加过婚礼了 Haven't been to many weddings lately.
大部分都是葬礼 Mostly funerals.
是啊 葬礼都没有免费酒水 Yeah, those don't have an open bar.
我不知道为什么我这么激动 I don't know why I'm so excited.
毕竟都是我出的钱 I'm paying for this.
你们好呀 Hey, y'all.
你好 琼 Hi, June!
你也太美了吧 Don't you look pretty?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我恰好也同意 I happen to agree.
康妮 戴尔 这是贾斯汀 Connie, Dale, this is Justin.
你好 贾斯汀 很高兴认识你 Hi, Justin. Nice to meet you.
我也很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you, too.
你一定是我儿子的朋友 You must be a friend of my son's.
事实上 他是我的约会对象 Actually, he's my date.
真的吗 Really?
比葬礼有意思多了 Much more fun than a funeral.
乔治·库珀 George Cooper,
这位是加里·奥布莱恩 meet Gary O'Brien,
抗静电家具之王 the antistatic furniture king.
您好 Hello.
见到您仿佛有电流穿过我一般惊人 Shocking to meet you.
别玩这套 这位当然就是 Don't do that. And this, of course,
我们的物理小天才 is our physics prodigy,
谢尔顿·库珀 Sheldon Cooper.
莫大的荣幸 A great pleasure.
我必须要完成这个任务 I had an obligation to fulfill.
于是我闭上眼睛 想着科学 So I closed my eyes and thought of science.
正如我度蜜月时做的那样 Just like on my honeymoon.
晚上要不我们吃披萨 How's pizza sound for dinner?
你难道觉得周六晚上 You think I'm eating dinner
我会想跟我妈一起吃晚饭吗 with my mom on a Saturday night?
你真是天真得可爱 You're adorable.
那我只能自己吃了 Guess I'm eating alone.
米希呢 What about Missy?
她不跟我说话了 She's not talking to me.
你让她去舞会她就会跟你和好的 She'd talk to you if you just let her go.
你知道我不能那么做 You know I can't do that.
拜托 学校舞会我也没少去 现在不也挺好 Come on. I went to school dances and I turned out fine.
我没允许过你参加舞会啊 I didn't let you go to any dances.
我背着你干的事多了去了 I did all kinds of stuff behind your back.
比如哪些 Like what?
我是蠢 但还没蠢到自己全招了 I'm dumb, but I'm not that dumb.
难道我该任由她想干嘛就干嘛吗 So I'm supposed to just let her do whatever she wants?
那怎么行 Yeah, I don't think so.
我想说的是 她是个乖孩子 I'm just saying she's a good kid.
她还会征求你同意 你就该知足了 Be glad she's still asking.
你们怎么认识的 So, how'd you two meet?
我给他妈妈剪了很多年头发 Oh, I've been cutting his mom's hair for years.
真好 Oh, that's nice.
她给你剪头发时 Bet you when she cuts your hair,
都会给你一根哄小孩的棒棒糖 对吧 you get a lollipop, don't you?
他得到的可不止棒棒糖 Oh, he gets more than a lollipop.
-是吗 不止吗 -戴尔 - Really? Is that so? - ‭Dale.
那你是做什么工作的 兰斯顿 Okay, so what is it you do, Langston?
我叫贾斯汀 Justin.
其实我正准备开一家冻酸奶店 Actually, I'm about to open a frozen yogurt shop.
冻酸奶啊 Frozen yogurt. Right.
不就是难吃的雪糕吗 Isn't that, like, crappy ice cream?
我们认为它是一种健康版替代品 We consider it a healthy alternative.
好吧 就是难吃的雪糕 Right. Crappy ice cream.
事实上 冻酸奶现在很火 It's actually getting really popular.
我打算投资 I'm gonna invest.
投资钱吗 Invest money?
不投资钱还能投资什么 What else would she invest with?
我不知道啊 既然是假雪糕 I don't know. You got fake ice cream.
-能不能投假钱 -也... - How 'bout fake money? - Well, there's...
你能不能去帮我再点杯酒 Hey, would you mind going to get me another drink, please?
乐意至极 Happy to.
谢谢 Thank you.
你怎么回事 What's your problem?
是啊 你到底哪里不爽 Yeah, what is your problem?
谁说我不爽了 Who said I had a problem?
-我们 -你表现得很失礼 - We did. - You're being rude.
好啊 你想把全副身家花在一个小白脸身上 Okay, you want to spend all your money on some boy toy,
不关我的事 it's none of my business.
你为什么在意她怎么花钱 Why do you care what she does with her own money?
是啊 为什么 Yeah, why?
一个年轻男人出来问女人要钱 Well, you got some young guy running around, asking for money.
你以为我看不出来这是怎么回事吗 You don't think I know what that's all about?
他没问我要 是我主动提出的 Okay, he didn't ask-- I offered.
我想做什么都行 我是个成年女性 And I can do what I want. I'm a grown woman.
这还用说 他出生时你也已经是成年女性了 Oh, hell, you were a grown woman when he was born.
谢尔顿 不如你给奥布莱恩先生说说 Sheldon, why don't you tell Mr. O'Brien
你在大学的目标 about some of your goals at the university.
我在推行更严格的着装规范 Well, I'm pushing for stricter dress codes.
有很多人露出肚脐 There are a lot of belly buttons on display.
科学方面的目标 Science goals.
我的终极目标是有一天能提出 My ultimate goal is to one day devise
大统一场理论 the grand unified field theory.
你是那种人 对吧 You're one of those, are you?
什么 Excuse me?
数学家库尔特·哥德尔的不完备定理 Well, Kurt Godel's incompleteness theorems
排除了统一理论的可能性 eliminate the possibility of a unified theory.
-你不会真的相信吧 -谢尔顿 - You honestly believe that? - Sheldon.
这... 很有意思 That's... interesting.
再跟我说说爱因斯坦的人生目标 Tell me more about how Einstein's life goal
有多荒唐至极 毫无意义 was nothing but folly.
她在想什么啊 What is she thinking?
也许她在想 "我为什么会跟这男人来啊" Maybe she's thinking, "Why did I come here with this guy?"
等等 不对 Wait, no,
那是我的想法 that's what I'm thinking.
你知道我什么意思 You know what I'm talking about.
她带他来是别有用心 She brought him here on purpose.
-别有什么心 -为了刺激我 - What purpose? - To upset me.
戴尔 You know, Dale,
世界不是围着你转的 not everything is always about you.
可是你生我气了 她也生我气了 Well, you're mad at me, she's mad at me.
看起来就是围着我转啊 It seems like it's all about me.
反正你该向她道歉 Well, you owe her an apology.
应该个屁 Like hell I do.
那我替你道歉 Then I'm gonna do it for you.
不 等等 No, wait.
康妮 等等 Connie, wait.
干嘛 What?
帮我带杯啤酒回来 Bring me back a beer.
米希 Missy?
走开 我不要跟你说话 Go away. I'm not talking to you.
我知道你很生气 I know you're mad.
但我认真想过了 But I've been thinking about it, and...
我很信任你 我知道你会守规矩的 I trust you enough to know that you will behave yourself.
所以这次破例 你可以去 So, just this once, you can go.
谢啦 妈妈 爱你 Thanks, Mom. Love you.
门怎么打不开 Why won't this open?
有时会卡住啦 Sometimes it sticks!
我知道 表面看起来 I know, on the surface,
戴尔是个... Dale seems like a...
恶霸 但是 a bully, but,
他实则 underneath...
还是个恶霸 Still a bully.
你说得对 但也没到那么可恶 对吧 Well, yes, but a little less of one, right?
对啦 Sure.
谢谢你 这样吧 Thank you. You know,
我拿酒过去跟他求和 I'm gonna bring him a peace offering.
他很帅对吧 Ain't he cute?
你能相信吗 戴尔认为 Can you believe that Dale thinks
你带他来婚礼的唯一原因是为了激怒他 the only reason you brought him here is just to piss him off?
这正是我带他来的目的 That's exactly why I brought him.
-你这人怎么回事啊 -怎么了 - What the hell is the matter with you? - What?
你为什么要特地 Why would you go out of your way
在你儿子婚礼上惹怒戴尔 to upset Dale at your own son's wedding?
我也不知道 他是我前夫嘛 I don't know. He's my ex-husband.
但他是我男友 Well, he's my boyfriend.
那是你的问题 Hey, that's your problem.
那你现在成为我的眼中钉了 Well, you're starting to be my problem.
老天 瞧谁才是恶霸啊 Geez, who's the bully now?
我就知道不该来的 I knew I shouldn't have come here.
你前妻是个贱人 Your ex-wife is a bitch.
我此刻对你充满了爱意 I am so filled with love for you right now.
我相信我们必须考虑引力和其量级... I believe we have to look to gravity and its magnitude...
我已经竭力憋着不爆发了 I was really doing my best to hold it together.
...如果加上负质量 有可能是斥力 ...could be a repulsive force if you just add negative mass.
我微笑点头 I smiled and nodded
像我姥姥的休斯顿油人队摇头公仔一样 like my meemaw's Houston Oilers bobblehead.
我还发现了一个方法 And I also discovered a way
能预知所有已知粒子的质量 that we could predict the masses of all the known particles
正是利用金字塔计算 using the Egyptian pyramids.
在物理学界 有个现象叫做超临界组成 In physics, there's a phenomenon known as supercritical assembly.
如果把足够多的物质集中在一处... If you bring enough material together in one place...
诀窍就是命理学 The trick is numerology.
...在一定组态下 ...in the right configuration,
最终 会爆炸 eventually, it will explode.
这样真有意思 没多少人能和我进行 This is fun. Not a lot of people I can talk to
科学家之间的谈话 scientist-to-scientist.
我们并没有进行科学家之间的谈话 We're not talking scientist-to-scientist.
你不是科学家 你只是个有钱人 You're not a scientist. You're just a rich man that
没人愿意对你说真话 因为大家都想要你的钱 no one will be honest to because everyone wants your money.
别听他的 Oh, don't listen to him.
他只是个不懂事的小屁孩 I mean, he's just a kid.
不如你再跟我说说 Why don't you tell me a little more
你的金字塔理论 好吗 about your pyramid thingy? Huh?
结果证明 加里的确欣赏我的坦诚 It turned out Gary did appreciate my honesty.
校方得到了一笔慷慨捐赠 The school got a generous donation.
我的天呀 My, my, my.
好多0啊 That is a lot of zeroes.
哈格迈尔校长给了我父亲油人队的球赛门票 My father got Oilers tickets from President Hagemeyer.
50码线的位子 还免费停车 50-yard line and free parking?
妈呀爽死 Hoo-mama.
而我得到了一把最新型 And I got a brand-new, state-of-the-art
抗静电的全新实验室椅 antistatic lab chair.
真的能抗静电 It works.