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亲爱的 谁是爱丽丝 Lovey, who's Alice?
杰克 很抱歉给你打这个电话 Look Tm sorry I called you, Jack
我母亲周四因为肝硬化去世了 My mam passed away on Thursday of cirrhosis of the liver,
都是我爸爸这辈子害得 brought on by a lifetime of me dad.
想和我说说你为什么那么想见你爸爸吗 Do you wanna tell me why you dread seeing your dad so much?
兰德尔 快叫救护车 拜托了 Randall...Somebody call an ambulance, please.
死者兰德尔·H·朗是艾格尼丝·朗的鳏夫 The deceased, Randall H Long, was the widower of Agnes Long...
爱丽丝 Alice.
你要是同意共同抚养孩子 我们可以多出钱 We'll agree to the higher payment if you agree to shared custody.
我委托人的女儿不是商品 My client's daughter is not for sale.
什么意思 What does that mean?
西莉亚无心与你们共享抚养权 Shared custody is not in Celia's best interest.
她是我这辈子见过最美好的事 She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
看到你这么幸福真好 It is very nice to see you so happy.
我是说 要是能了解原因就更好了 但 I mean, I wish I understood it better, but.
-嘘 -她怎么样 ·Shhh. - How is she?
你在做什么 搞什么鬼 What are you doing? ! What the fuck?
你干嘛那么做 杰克 Why would you do that, Jack?
没事了 You're OK.
我小时候我爸爸经常进我房间 My dad used to come into my room when I was a kid.
他总是等我妈妈喝断了片才来 He used to wait until my mum was passed out drunk.
我真以为现在情况会有所不同 杰克 I really thought by now that it would be different, Jack.
我爱你 I love you.
但我们是没有未来的 你知道的 But we don't have a future together, you know.
2011年 8月 14日星期日中午
你收到了 You got it.
不 我打电话纯属巧合 No, I'm calling by coincidence.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
阿诺德马戏团 半个小时后见 Arnold Circus, half an hour, please.
我不知从哪说起 I don't know where to begin.
你说的一切我都想听 所以 I want to hear everything you have to say, so...
有必要的话 我可以一整天都待在这里 I'lI stay here all day if that's what it takes.
我想我说的第一句话应该是 I suppose the first words out of my mouth should be,
恭喜你 爱丽丝 "Congratulations, Alice,
我很为你高兴 祝你一切都好 "I'm very happy for you and I wish you nothing but the best. "
应该有法律来规定这些事 I think that's probably required by law,
一个人被如此对待却还要期待听到这些话 actually, but there ought to be a limit on how much you can treat a
这总得有点度吧 person like shit and still expect to hear that.
你没必要这么大度 Well, you don't have to be gracious.
我大度怎么了 There's no danger of that.
你怎么能不亲自和我说呢 How could you not tell me in person?
至少打个电话啊 Or call me at least?
我以为这件事太难了 I thought this was very difficult.
所以你不想让我参与其中 that you wouldn't want me to be party to it,
我还以为这样 and I thought this was...
对你更容易 ...easier for you.
不 你是觉得这样对你来说更容易 No, you thought it would be easier for YOU.
也可能是那样 Yeah, maybe that too.
好 那你为什么不告诉我呢 OK, then why didn't you write me a letter or send me
哪怕是写信或者发短信再或者给信鸽腿上绑个纸条呢 a text or a fucking homing pigeon with a note tied to its foot?
我没想过写信 I did try to write.
这不是我擅长的事情 It's just not my strength.
我们之间经历了那么多 After everything that's passed between us,
你这么做真是超越了懦弱无情的下限 I just can't imagine anything more callous or cowardly.
好 很显然 我处理的方式不对 OK, clearly, I handled it in the wrong way.
你一直很优秀 但你如今做的事丑陋至极 You're so many things, but, until today, you've never been ugly.
不管这个消息是怎么传达的 This was never gonna be good news...
你要知道 这都不是什么好事 ...no matter how it was delivered, you know.
我愿意打赌相信你仍然在意我 I would've bet anything that you still cared enough
关心我这个人 for me, just as a person,
你会同情并尊重我 that you would treat me with compassion and respect,
而不是他妈的 邮寄一份邀请函 and not send a fucking...just an invite in the post.
我以为我就是在尊重你 I thought that I was doing that.
杰克 已经两年了 Jack, it's been two years.
两年 简直是两百年 Two years, 200 years.
如果有人跪在你的面前 If you have somebody on their knees in front of you,
你不会让他们跪等 你要扶他们起来 you don't leave them waiting there, you help them up.
两年前 你说你一团糟 Two years ago, you said you were all fucked up
你将永远孤独下去 and that you'd always be alone.
你希望是这样吗 Would you prefer if that were the case?
不 No.
但你说如果在所有人当中选 你会选择和我在一起 But you said if you could be with anyone, you would be with me.
是的 我说过 Yes, I did.
是啊 显然是胡扯 Yeah, that was just bollocks, clearly.
-不是 -那我们怎么就走到了这步呢 爱丽丝 None of it. - Well, then, how did we get here, Alice?
发生什么了 What happened?
我恋爱了 I fell in love.
生活总是出人意料 杰克 Life just stuns you, Jack...
哪怕你以为你对一切了如指掌 even when you think you know everything.
我知道这很伤人 我很抱歉 And I know how much this is gonna hurt you and I'm so sorry for that
因为这是我最不想做的事 because that's the last thing that I wanna do.
但你还在这么做 You keep doing it.
你恋爱了 You fell in love?
是的 Yeah.
-爱上别人了 -是的 -With someone else? - Yeah.
然后不爱我了 And out of love with me.
这不一样 It's different.
什么 什么意思 What...What does that mean?
这两件事是不一样的 This is different to that.
这两件事有什么不一样的 How is this different from that?
爱了就是爱了 In love is in love.
这既不受约束也不复杂 It's unfettered and it's uncomplicated.
别他妈说的花里胡哨的 直接说 Oh, don't make it sound fucking fancy. Just say it.
说世人成天说的那句话 Say what a billion people say every day, say,
我遇到了一个人 然后开始了新的生活 "I met somebody and I moved on. "
我遇到了一个人 然后开始了新的生活 I met somebody and I moved on.
你想让我们之间这样收场吗 Is this the way you wanna leave it?
那是我的一切 That's everything I have.
祝贺你 爱丽丝 Congratulations, Alice.
我很为你高兴 祝你一切都好 I'm very happy for you and I wish you nothing but the best.
我向你滚去 Towards thee I roll,
你这条毁灭一切 无法战胜的鲸鱼 thou all- destroying but unconquering whale.
我与你搏斗 至死方休 To my last, I grapple with thee.
从地狱之心 我向你刺去 From hell's heart, I stab at thee.
缘于仇恨 我向你吐出最后一口气 For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
于是 我放下了我的矛 And thus, I drop my spear.
很好 很好 Good, good...
-很好 -谢谢 Good. - Thank you.
刚刚那是最崇高的友谊之举 That was a supreme act of friendship.
没问题 给我一分钟 我还能再来一段 No, no problem. Give me a minute, I can go again.
我来当上帝 你来当弗里德里希·尼采 I'll be God and you be Friedrich Nietzsche.
没事了 You're all right.
我觉得这就够了 I think that's enough.
需要我做什么吗 What can I do for you?
我们能再聊聊吗 Can we talk some more?
之前谈得还不够愉快吗 Cos it was so lovely earlier?
你想来点什么 我还有你寄过来的茶 Do you want something? I've still got all that tea you sent.
那是西莉亚的画吗 Is that Celia's?
不是 我喜欢在墙上展示其他孩子的作品 No, I like to display the work of other children on my wall.
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
爱丽丝 你能有话直说吗 Alice, can you say what you came to say, please?
可以先喝喝茶 Tea would be helpful.
你不是应该戴着戒指吗 Shouldn't you be wearing a ring?
我今天没戴 I didn't wear it today.
你的旧项链呢 Where's your ID necklace?
我已经长大了 I'd outgrown that.
我在一次慈善晚会上遇见了他 So, I met him at a charity event.
出于某种奇怪的慈善冲动 我开始参加 I started going to them out of this weird, philanthropic urge
这类活动 I was getting.
但发现这些活动只是明显的相亲之夜 真的 Turns out they're just thinly veiled singles' nights, really.
还可以减税 And tax- deductible.
他是做什么的 What does he do?
他是足球运动员经纪人 He's a footballer's agent.
这倒是出人意料 OK, did not see that coming.
我也没想到 Me neither!
他长得怎么样 What's he like?
别描述得太宽泛 And don't be expansive.
就是 他长得呢 Y- you know, he's, like...
帅气魁梧 我不太 ...handsome and strapping? I don't. ...
就这样吗 That's it?
你说过不能太宽泛的 You said not to be expansive.
再稍微详细一点说 Be slightly more expansive than that, please.
好吧 风趣 聪明 可爱 热情 工作能力出色 OK, erm...Funny, clever, lovely, passionate, brilliant at his job...
好了好了 说的够宽泛了 Yeah, OK, that's...Yeah, that's expansive enough, I think.
他了解我的公司 给了我一笔钱让我经营 So, he knew my company and he gave me some money to run
和他在一起感觉真的很好 and I felt really good around him.
然后 And then, erm...
我们开始约会 就 we started dating and I just.
有一天我醒来发现 I just woke up one day and realised
我感觉特别幸福 that I was actually quite happy.
我想他肯定也是这样 因为他向我求婚了 And I think he must have been too cos he proposed.
然后 所以我 And then, so I...
我心想 I thought to myself,
我可以在面对计划外的转变时 选择退缩 "Well, I can back away from this very unexpected turn of events
或者 勇敢地面对自己的幸福 "or I can brave prosperity.
像个普通人那样 ". like normal people. "
那你们发展的很快啊 So, it happened fast?
我们都认识8个月了 所以这是认真的 We met eight months ago, so that's not nothing.
那 So...
我是说 你到底想让我做什么呢 I mean, what could you possibly want with me, then?
你为什么 为什么要我到场呢 Why do you...why do you want me there?
因为我不想失去你 Because I do not want to lose you from my life.
我特别希望你能明白 I want so much for you to understand...
只希望你 ...and for you just.
不要恨我 ...not to hate me.
我永远不会恨你 我只会 I'll never hate you. I'll just. ...
试着想象你已经死了 ∴try and imagine that you're dead.
但每次都不成功 And I'll fail.
然后走进热闹的酒吧 尿了满身 And then I'll shit my pants every time I walk into a busy bar,
就是这个下场 that's all.
你能送我出嫁吗 Would you give me away?
或是当我的伴郎 Or be my man of honour?
爱丽丝 我不能到场 Alice, I cannot be there.
我无法目睹这一切 I can't physically witness it.
我无法静静地坐在那里 I cannot sit there quietly
听你对另一个男人许下承诺 and listen to you promise yourself to another man.
我不能 我 I'm not...I...
这是不可能的 It's not gonna happen.
但如果你不在那 一切就不真实了 But it won't be real if you're not there.
我不希望这是真的 I don't want it to be real.
快进到你说让她滚蛋那部分 Get to the part where you told her to fuck off!
说你跑到走廊 Where you ran into the hallway,
站在楼梯上叫她滚蛋 stood at the top of the stairs and told her to go shit in her hat!
我有两个选择 接受或是愤怒 I have two choices here- the path of acceptance or the path of anger.
愤怒 每次都选愤怒 Anger! Anger every time!
别想着接受 Blow acceptance out your arsel
谁都可以愤怒 Anyone can get angry.
但接受才是人的特质 It's the path of acceptance that marks a person.
那是蠢蛋 As a prat!
如果是你这么对她 你就得被抓起来 If you did this to her, you'd be arrested.
对我来说 这样也许更好 It might actually be better for me.
-如果我看到她结婚 也许就能真的放下 -现在就放下啊 - If I see it, it might help me to move on. - Move on nowl
假装你看到了不行吗 你个蠢蛋 Pretend you've seen it, you stupid bastard!
我真心希望她过得好 I do want her to be happy.
和你啊 你是希望他跟你一起过得好 With you! You want her to be happy with you!
跟其他的人在一起都过得不好才对 Otherwise, you want her to be absolutely miserable!
爱丽丝 Alice?
爱丽丝 Alice!
等我下来再说 I'll see you when I come back down.
杰克开门 我只是想对你和你的同伴打个招呼 Jack, open up. I just want to say welcome to you and your guest.
你那位不请自来的同伴 你的约会对象 Your uninvited guest, your date.
以及你的 And your...
盔甲 你的胡子 suit of armour, your beard.
你好 Hello.
好吧 Well.
你可以直接写西莉亚 you could've just written"Celia".
困扰你了是吗 Bothered you a bit, did it?
有点幼稚 Juvenile.
太好了 Bravo.
杰克你太好了 谢谢你 Bravo to you, Jack. Thank you.
小事一桩 Piece of cake.
看看你 看看你 Look at you. Look at you!
-你好 -你好 Hiya! Hi.
-天呐 她刚我对我说你好了 -是的 Oh, my God, she said, "Hi. "- She did.
你好 Hiya!
我们可以来拼读你的名字吗 Shall we spell your name?
-可以 -好的 那我们开始 ·Yes. - Yes! OK.
对 Yes.
-E -对了 Eh. - Yes!
-| -没错 - I. - Yes!
天呐 你太棒了 You're so good at this, my God.
我拼得还没你快 I couldn't even do it as fast as you.
有人吗 你好 找到你们了 Hello? Hey! You all right? Found you.
我们想在花园拍照 Erm...We're wanted in the garden.
哦对 更多照片 我们需要一个摄影师 Yeah, more pictures. Oh, God, we've got a needy photographer.
亲爱的 这是杰克 Erm...Love, this is Jack.
你好 很高兴认识你 恭喜 Oh, hey! Pleased to meet you. Congratulations.
同喜同喜 You too. Congratulations.
谢谢 谢谢你的到来 Thank you, thank you. And thank you, thank you for coming.
-客气了 -这个小宝贝就是西莉亚 No worries. - And this little treasure is Celia.
-你好 西莉亚 -你好 Hello, Celia. - Hello.
她也太棒了 My God, she is fantastic.
她想当花童吗 Would she like to be flower girl?
那里有一个为你准备的绝美玫瑰花冠 There's an excellent crown of roses in it just for you...
前提是你能来当花童 if you sign on.
虽然不管当不当 花冠都是你的 Although I'm pretty sure you can have'em anyway, eh?
她从不拒绝玫瑰花冠 She never says no to a crown of roses.
好的 那你呆在这 OK, you stay there. Right there.
杰克和西莉亚一起来参加吧 Well, Jack, please join and bring Celia.
-我们会把相片寄给你的 -对的 We'll make sure you get some prints. Yesl
非常感谢 这真的太棒了 Oh, thank you very much, that's very nice.
不用客气 你是伴郎嘛 Oh, not at all. You're the man of honour.
地点在你从房子出来的左后方 It's just back to the left as you come out the rear end of
-你不会错过的吧 -好的 谢谢 the property, you can't miss it, all right? OK, cool. Thank you.
我们可以在那里见到你吧 We'll see you there, yeah?
-再见 西莉亚再见 -再见 -再见 See ya. - Bye, Celia. - Bye. - Bye.
靠近我一点宝贝 好了 Come, come closer to me, my love. There we go.
笑 OK, smile.
再笑一个 Another one.
爱丽丝告诉我你们团队攻克了慢性甲状腺炎 Alice tells me you were part of the Hashimoto's team.
是的 你知道这个病 Yeah. You know about Hashimoto's?
我的姐姐有 Yeah, my sister, has it.
在你们成功前 唯一的治疗方法就是终生服用甲状腺素 Before your work, the only treatment was Synthroid to perpetuity.
很对 That's exactly right.
你觉得它是怎么样的 So, what's it like?
做一些改变人们生活的事情 Doing things that change people's lives,
而不仅是娱乐他们 as opposed to just entertaining'em?
我认为运动对人的帮助很大 I think sports help people a great deal.
你可能是对的 Yeah, you might be right.
大多数的时候 我都是从玩家的角度分析 See, mostly, I come at it from the side of the players.
你自己也是玩家吗 Were you a player yourself?
是 但不是好玩家 Yeah. Not a very good one.
听着 如果我可以这么说的话 Look, if it's all right to say so, Jack,
我非常敬佩你可以来到这里 I have enormous respect for the fact that you're here.
我觉得我自己是做不到的 I don't think I could have done it, you know,
如果我们之间的角色反过来 had the roles been reversed.
而且你人看起来很不错 这显然是一场噩梦 And you actually seem nice, which is obviously a nightmare.
爱丽丝之所以能得到现在的幸福 Alice's happiness now is only possible
是因为你让她看到 because you showed her that.
幸福是有可能的 happiness is a possibility.
剩下的只有机遇和时间了 The rest is just luck and timing.
所以我是丹尼的第一个客户 So, I was Danny's first client,
所以我拿到了伴郎的位置 which is how I got the best man gig.
事实上 你所见的大多数人 That and the fact that, as you can see, most of the others
都不太像样 are not presentable.
爱丽丝 如果丹尼使我们的大哥 Alice, if Danny's our big brother,
在明天的仪式之后 after tomorrow's ceremony,
你就是我们的大姐了 you'll be our big sister. ALL: Aww.
我们非常开心可以把这个混蛋从街上赶走 We are so glad to have this arsehole off the streets.
像警察一样 As are the police.
爱丽丝和丹尼 Erm, Alice and Danny,
我的大哥大姐 我只想说 my big brother and sister, I just wanted to say...
敬乱伦 ∴here's to incest.
干杯 Cheers! Cheers!
杰克 你有什么想说的吗 Jack, did you want to say a few words?
-没有 -来吧 杰克 Hmm? No, no. Hey, come on, Jack.
我们的荣誉人物 杰克·凯恩 Our man of honour, Jack Caine.
大家好 Oh, hello, everybody.
不好意思 Sorry, I've, erm...
我什么都没准备 I've not got anything prepared.
这可能是玛雅在生存手册里唯一漏掉的东西 Somehow this is the only thing that Maya left out of her field manual.
不不 其实我们没安排演讲的 No, no, speeches weren't actually part of the plan, so...
-抱歉 -这没啥 你继续吧 Sorry. No, but it's fine. Oh, go ahead, obviously.
正如你们见到的 OK, well, as you can see, I'm, erm...
我是爱丽丝这边的 I'm part of the Alice crowd, obviously,
但很高兴见到丹尼 but it has been terrific to meet Danny.
他是一个非常可爱的人 善良 风趣 He seems like a lovely man- kind, funny and smart enough
说明大多数的时候都可以跟上爱丽丝的步伐 这可不是小事 even to keep up with Alice most days, which is no small thing.
所以 So...
对于那些平常跟爱丽丝接触不多 for those of you who have not spent a lot of time with Alice,
但很快会多起来的人而言 but are about to...
希望你已经准备好面对即将到来的事情 I hope you are prepared for the fact that you are about
输掉每一场争论 to lose every argument,
即便你有更有力的理由 even if you have the stronger case.
我希望你也做好了时刻被她读心的准备 I hope you're ready to have your mind read on a regular basis,
这很可怕 which is terrifying,
但这也是重新认识自己的经历 but a humbling experience.
我相信你也会面临一个奇怪的事实 I think you should be prepared for the strange fact that when
当你在爱丽丝旁边的时候 你永远意识不到时间的流逝 Alice is around, you're never aware of the passage of time.
准备好让一切都变动毫无意义吧 Be ready for nothing to make sense...
但又什么都有意义 ...and yet for everything to make sense.
朋友们 别惊慌 这很正常 Do not be alarmed, my friends. This is all perfectly normal.
又不正常 It's not normal.
但这比正常要好很多 It's...It is wildly better than normal.
这太完美了 it's wonderful.
说了这么多 我只想告诉你 丹尼 你别搞砸了 So, this is just a long way of saying, Danny, do not fuck this up.
过了明天中午 牵起这个了不起的人的手 Tomorrow at noon, take this amazing person's hand...
就永远不要放手 ...and never let it go.
记得感恩 Remember to be grateful
因为你已经被星星亲过了 because you have been kissed by the stars.
要保持健康 因为你会想长命百岁的 And stay fit and healthy because you are going to want to live forever.
大家一起敬新郎丹尼和新娘爱丽丝 To Danny and to Alice, everybody, the bride and groom.
敬新郎和新娘 To the bride and groom.
-你还好吗 -嗯 Are you OK? Hmm?
你在说什么 What was you saying?
星星只会越来越亮 #That the stars could only get brighter
我们会更贴近 #That we could get closer
把黑暗抛在身后 #Leaving this darkness behind
现在我长大了 #Now that I'm older
星星照耀我的脸庞 #The stars should lie upon my face
当我发现我自己 #When I find myself alone
独自一人时 #Find myself alone, ooh- ooh Ooh- ooh
现在我长大了 #Now that I'm older
星星照耀我的脸庞 #The stars should lie upon my face
当我发现我自己 #And when I find myself alone
我觉得 #I feel like I. #
准备好睡觉了吗 Are you ready for bed?
小鸟晚安 蜜蜂晚安 小草晚安 Goodnight birds, goodnight bees, goodnight plants,
-晚安 大树 -晚安 森林之门 goodnight...Trees. BOTH: Goodnight all of Forest Gate.
我们希望你健康 生活如此美妙 We hope you're happy and life is great.
很棒 Very good.
睡个好觉 You sleep well, OK?
第317课 西莉亚 Lesson number 317, Celia...
别长大 ∴don't grow up.
给找最爱的西莉亚 爱你的爸爸
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
孩子在里面睡着了 I've got a...A sleeping child in there.
丹尼在哪 Where's Danny?
他在他的房间 我们分开睡 Oh, he's in his room. We're sleeping in separate rooms,
只是今晚 just for tonight.
很传统 Old school.
你想 Do you wanna...?
你想到外面聊聊吗 Do you wanna talk out here?
好 Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you...
-你今晚说的话 -一不 -for what you said tonight. No.
我非常荣幸能说出来 I was glad to say it.
在这么多人面前说出来并被记录下来 Say it in front of those people. Put it on the record.
我能告诉你我觉得发生了什么吗 Can I tell you what I think happened?
抱歉我之前从没说过 And I'm sorry that I haven't said this before,
但我直到现在才理解 but I just didn't understand it until now.
我确实和丹尼一同陷入爱河了 I did fall in love with Danny...
但你当时不在那里 but you weren't there...
提供背景参考 to provide context, you know?
而你现在在这里 And now you are here.
你来了 And you came even though...
即便我曾伤害过你 I hurt you.
你说的那些漂亮话 You said those beautiful things
是别人想都想不出来的 nobody else could have thought to say.
谢谢 我只想要一片安定片 Thanks. I really just wanted a Valium.
你认为丹尼有什么不好的吗 Do you think there's something wrong with Danny?
我13个小时前才认识他 I met him 13 hours ago, I. ...
哦对 不好意思 这可能 No, yeah, no. I'm sorry, this is probably.
对你来说不是一个很好的对话 not an easy conversation for you to have.
也不是 挺简单的 Oh, no. It's really easy.
我只是没有别的人可以倾诉 I just don't really have anyone else to talk to.
好吧 OK.
让我们一起来分析一下 Let's analyse it.
爱丽丝的新郎丹尼会出什么问题 What could be wrong with Alice's groom, Danny?
三个最大的问题是什么 他是纳粹吗 What are the three big ones? Is he a Nazi?
他已经秘密结婚了吗 Is he secretly married, already?
他少了个阴茎 Is he...missing a penis?
请说是最后一个 Please say it's the last one.
他不喜欢抓我的背 He doesn't like to scratch my back.
你再说一次 Pardon me?
你知道的 从侧面垂直向脊柱 You know, vertical motions from the side,
那样抓过去 moving toward the spine.
他不喜欢这么做 He doesn't like to do that.
你知道吗 研究表明100人中的99人 You know, studies have shown that 99 out of 100 people
在他们的婚礼前一晚会高度焦虑 experience high anxiety the night before their wedding.
不 研究没有表明 No, studies haven't.
确实没有研究说明 我编的 No, studies haven't, I made that up.
但确实大多数人都是这样 But surely most people do.
你肯定比大多数人更有理由 And surely you have more reason than most.
在我看来 这让你 And that just makes you even more of a hero,
更像一个英雄 as far as I'm concerned.
但我不觉得 But I don't
我是帮你分析这个问题的 think that I'm the right person for you
合适人选 to be figuring this out with.
我认为我在这场游戏里已经得到太多了 I think I've got too much skin in the game.
所以你得自己想明白 ...so you might have to work this out on your own.
不过还好 你还有今晚和明早可以想 But it's OK, cos you have tonight and you have the morning.
明天12点一刻我就会去敲你的门 And I will knock on your door at a quarter to 12 tomorrow,
就像玛雅无情的日程表一样 right on Maya's ruthless schedule.
无论你做了什么决定 我都将全力支持 And whatever you've decided, you will have my full support.
你还好吗 Are you OK?
最后一个吻 Last one.
可能他的问题在于 他并不是你呢 What if what's wrong with him is that he's not you?
-没错 只有几分钟的路程 -西莉亚在哪儿 Right! Minutes away. Where's Celia?
哦 她在谷仓 排练撒花瓣呢 Oh, she's in the barn, rehearsing her petal throw.
-她可是舞会上的焦点 -好吧 She's the belle of the ball. OK.
那么 确认一下 你和爱丽丝在 So, to review. You and Alice will leave
主楼中午钟声响起的时候离开 the main building as the noon bells sound.
你的步伐得快一些 You'll keep a sprightly pace,
所以当钟声结束时 你应该到了谷仓 so you arrive at the barn as the bells conclude.
-去了不知道给谁 -请不要插嘴 Send not to know for whom...Please don't interrupt.
-对不起 -然后你把爱丽丝交给我 Sorry. You'jl hand Alice off to me.
西莉亚会撒下她的花瓣 接着你会走下红毯 Celia will scatter her petals, you'll go down the aisle
然后你就回到左边的旁观位置 同时牧师是在右边 and you'll take your place audience left, which is vicar right.
没错 Right.
很好 然后我们有40秒休息时间 Great. Then we have 40 seconds to rest.
-没有你 她不可能做到这一切 玛雅 -我知道 She couldn't have done any of this without you, Maya. I know.
她说要付我一万块 让我负责计划和指挥 She offered me ten grand just to plan it and crack the whip.
是啊 但我一分钱也没拿 Wow. Yeah. And I didn't take a penny.
因为就算死 我也要和这个女人做朋友 Because I'll be friends with this woman if it kills me.
我也是 Me, too.
好吧 Yeah.
杰克 你下一步有什么打算 What's next for you, Jack?
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
我的意思是我不是白痴 我已经注意到了 What I mean is I'm not an idiot, I've paid attention.
我不知道 也许用接下来的40年 I don't know. Spend the next 40 years
把自己的天真浪漫的理想主义扑灭 stamping out my naive romantic idealism.
千万别 Don't.
-杰克 -在 -去吧 Jack. Yeah. Go.
好了 Right!
嗨 丹尼 Hey, Danny.
给我他妈的滚 Get out the fucking way!
妈的 Fuck.
爱丽丝 Alice?
玛雅 能进来一下吗 Maya, will you step in?
-你今天还好吗 -看看这个 How are you today? Look at this.
天然气 石油生产 Natural gas, oil production,
效率都在上升 业务扩张却在下降 efficiencies are all up and expansions down
-好吧 我的心都跳到胸口了 -为什么 OK my heart's beating through my chest. Hmm. Why?
-因为我们陷入了一个石油经济泡沫里 -没错 Because we're in an oil bubble. Yeah.
一个巨大的泡沫 而且马上要爆炸了 A massive one, and it's going to burst.
赶紧回笼你的资金 把能回笼的都回笼 告诉他们 Get your money together, get everything you can together, tell them
把所有能变现的资金都收回来 我会提前给他们发年终奖 to get everything they can together and I'll pre- pay their year- end bonuses,
因为我们要大赚一笔了 cos we're going to just make a shit- ton.
我们要大赚特赚吃干抹尽 We're going to make a fuck- ton. Whichever's more.
我觉得这太他妈牛逼了 I think it's fuck- ton.
杰克 Jack?
你干嘛戴头盔啊 Are you wearing a helmet?
-你不是在走路吗 -没在 While you're walking? No,
有何贵干 What do you want?
你玩消失了 爱丽丝 You disappeared, Alice.
我已经三年没有你的消息了 I haven't heard from you for three years.
我很担心你 I was very worried about you.
-很抱歉 -嗯哼 有一阵子我还以为你死了 I'm sorry. Mm- hm? For a while I thought maybe you were dead.
我甚至打电话给玛雅问她 I even called Maya and asked her,
爱丽丝是不是死了 她跟你说过吗 "Is she dead? "Did she tell you that?
我当时在反思人生 I was reconstituting.
你能来我办公室一趟吗 Can you...come to my office?
-不行 -为什么不行呢 No Why not?
因为我得去我的办公室了 Cos I'm going to my office.
有很重要的事 It's important.
好吧 听着 我得去我办公室了 Well, look, I'm going to my office.
如果你想来我办公室谈 If you want to talk in front of my office,
那你就等我到了办公室后 then be standing in front of my office,
来我办公室 如果你不想来 那你就去享受自己的办公室吧 when I get to my office. If not, you can enjoy your office.
你听起来不一样了 You sound different.
我也一直在反思 I've been reconstituting too.
石油价格将会崩溃 等那天到了 The price of oil is going to crash and when it does,
我们这些提前预见到的人会大赚一笔 those of us who saw that coming are going to make a bloody fortune.
你想赚大钱吗 Would you like to make a bloody fortune?
我真不敢相信 你跑来就是要跟我聊这个 I cannot believe this is the conversation you're choosing to have.
石油期货是用美元结算的 杰克 而且美元还在升值 Oil futures are settled in dollars, Jack, and the dollar's going up...
你在婚礼上要求我做的我都做到了 甚至做得更多 I did everything you asked of me at that wedding, and more.
而你回报我的却是沉默 And you repaid me with silence...
这是个千载难逢的机会 This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
这是爱丽丝的招牌行为 是吗 That is a signature Alice move, isn't it?
我不知道你是怎么想的 非要打电话跟我说这些 I don't know what you were thinking, calling me about this,
但是我对重新开始已经不感冒了 but I am out of fresh starts.
婚礼结束后我就消失了 I disappeared after the wedding
因为我对你来说 就是个赤裸裸的危险 because I'm just a fucking open hazard to you.
然后这个赚钱的机会出现了 Then this came up.
这个机会更重要 And this is bigger.
我尽可能委婉地说 I'm going to say this as nicely as I can.
请走吧 Go away, please.
你有可投资的资金吗 比如现金或股票 Do you have any investable capital? Like cash or equities...?
-这不关你的事 -如果你听我的 我可以让钱翻九倍甚至十倍 It's none of your business. Because if you do, I'll times it by nine or ten.
我也不在乎 I don't care.
你明白这意味着什么吗 杰克 Do you understand what this is, Jack?
意味着你内疚 Guilt?
这是个道歉 An apology.
我离开办公室的时候 布伦特原油的价格是108美元 So when I left the office, Brent Crude was$108.
等它降到1O0以下 一定会的 我们就会赚钱 And when it falls below 100, which it will, we'll be ahead.
你认为价格会跌到什么程度 How far do you expect the price to fall?
50%吧 50? %
五十吗 Five- zer...? Five- zero?
看 你的声音里出现了正常人的颤抖 See, that's a healthy tremor in your voice.
那我得买入多少期货合约 How many contracts would I own?
这取决于你能投资多少 I mean, depends on how much you want to invest.
那你的利润呢 And what about your profit?
我已经有成千上万的投资合同了 Oh, Ive got thousands of contracts already.
好吧 如果失败了怎么办 Well, what if it fails?
石油的价格会下跌的 而且会跌很多 Well, the price of oil's going to drop, and it will drop a lot.
是啊 但如果没有下跌呢 Yeah, but if it doesn't?
我们会输个精光 We'll lose everything.
好吧 等我想好了再跟你说 OK. You'll hear from me or you won't.
我感觉你不赞成啊 I sense you don't approve.
因为你根本不知道自己在做什么 Only because you have no idea what you're doing
而你的投资顾问是个十足的疯子 and your investment adviser is a complete psychotic.
除此之外 我是她的超级粉丝 Other than that, huge fan.
爱丽丝在她的领域里是顶尖的 Alice is top of her field.
除非你说领域是纯粹的发神经 If that field is being a complete psychotic.
那是她另一部分的大脑 It's a different part of the brain.
是的 毫无疑问 这部分还挺原始的 Yes. No doubt this part is pristine.
没错 谷歌了一下她过去的表现 她是个刺客 It is. Googled her past performance. She's an assassin.
那是肯定的 That's for sure.
正如我每晚和唐娜做爱之前说的一样 But as I tell Donna every night before we have sex,
过去的表现不能保证未来的结果 past performance is no guarantee of future results.
你还每晚都做爱吗 You still have sex every night?
你的生活很美好 富有成效 平静 快乐 Your life is good. Productive, calm, happy.
这一切都始于爱丽丝的离开 AlI this began as soon as Alice left the picture.
是巧合吗 Coincidence?
如果这次成功了 我就能给西莉亚一个 If this works out, I can give Celia
那种我没离婚时可以给她的末来 the future she would've had if we'd never been divorced.
所以上帝让你变成了前夫哥 让马克去给吧 This is why God created second husbands. Let Mark do it.
我不想让马克代劳了 马克已经做得够多了 I don't want Mark to do it, Mark's done enough.
西莉亚已经够喜欢他的了 Celia's fond enough of him as it is.
我妈妈总是告诉我 永远不要给麻烦留余地 My mother always told me never give trouble a seat at the table.
你这是在自找麻烦 杰克 You're pulling out trouble's chair for it, Jack.
你就是这样的人吗 Is this who you are?
一个人哪怕有一点让你失望 A man who loses faith in the totality of a person
你就会在心中给他们判死刑吗？ because they let you down in one department?
没错 这就是我 Yes, that's exactly who I am.
我把他们的名字从生命之书上划掉 再把整本书都烧了 I strike their name from the Book of Life and I burn the pages.
你到底要怎么样才会 What will it take for you
在跟她的事上吸取教训 to actually learn your lesson where she's concerned?
我有吸取教训 I have.
老天爷 Jesus,
很好 别担心 That's good, don't worry about it.
虽然我们一直在发掘女儿的隐藏才能 I think in the search for our daughter's hidden talents,
但足球好像已经彻底没戏了 we can safely cross football off the list.
他怎么会有时间来 他不是还得讨生活吗 How does he have time for this? Doesn't he work for a living?
他可是混商业地产的 杰克 It's commercial real estate, Jack.
你懂的 买进地皮 看着它们不断繁荣 You know, you buy things, you watch them grow,
同时还能收房租 collect rent in the meantime...
还有时间陪孩子 ...you see your kids.
或者是陪别人的孩子 Or someone else's. Oh.
房地产吗 Real estate? Mm- hm.
这种生意简直是痴心妄想 The very idea that a human being with
人类短短80年的寿命能占有 a lifespan of 80 years can own a piece of the earth... Oh.
-40亿年的地球吗 -你是不是喝醉了 which has been here for four billion... Are you drunk?
再加上对下层阶级无耻的压榨 Coupled with the shameless fleecing of the underclasses.
他拥有高档购物中心 杰克 He owns upmarket shopping centres, Jack.
都一样 Whatever it is.
你别自取其辱了 You know, just don't embarrass yourself.
哪怕是他最失败的时候 他也比你好的多 On his worst day, he's twice the person you'll ever be.
你是这么跟西莉亚说的吗 Is that what you tell Celia?
我没必要跟她这么说 Oh, I do not have to tell her.
但你还是这么说了 But you do anyway?
老天爷 SHE EXHALES Jesus.
这是你的自杀式石油投资吗 Is that your suicidal oil investment?
让子弹飞一会儿 会起死回生的 Give it time, it will rise from the dead.
还起死回生呢 Rise from the dead? l
杰克 此时此刻 Jack, at this moment in time,
你的个人净资产为负数 you have a negative personal net worth.
你是不折不扣的比零还小 You are literally less than zero.
好的 可以了 做得好 太棒了 OK that's enough of that, I think. Well done, that was so good.
做得好 Good stuff.
你太棒了 非常棒 You were so good. So good.
要我给你拿点水吗 Do you want me to get you some water?
-看到了吗 不知不觉中你就变成职业选手了 -谢谢 马克 See? You'll bea pro before you know it. Thanks, Mark.
七月
九月
-我的天啊 -没错 OH, MY GOD! Yesl
-开始跌了 -没错 It's turned. Yes, it has.
扣除税费后我们有利润吧 We're ahead after expenses? Mm- hm.
算上医药费的话我估计要赔 我一直在整把整把地扯头发 Or not if you count medical expenses. I've been ripping out my hair by the fistful.
老天爷 冷静点 My God, simmer down.
我想你不会考虑提前收手吧 I don't imagine you'd consider taking an early profit?
你想错了 Well, you don't imagine correctly.
只不过 你懂的 我们一共24个股东 Yeah, it's just that, you know, there are 24 of us stakeholders,
我们都年轻 还有未来的日子 all of us young pups with our whole lives ahead of us
我们整个夏天都快紧张到不能呼吸了 所以 and we've been breathing through straws all summer, so...
玛雅 你已经踩住了命运的咽喉 Maya, you've got your heel on life's throat.
好好享受吧 Enjoy it. Yeah.
真是个大狂欢 Yeah, it's a party.
九月
等等 快到12月了 价格已经跌到79美元了 Wait, it's almost December and it's gone down to $79.
这差不多是你投资的五倍 That's like five times your investment.
石油价格还在下跌 赚的钱会更多 Oil's still falling. It'll be worth more.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
你在经济上和情感上一样贪婪 You are as greedy financially as you were emotionally.
你可真会说话 That's not a very nice thing to say.
所以我是一个财政保守主义者 This is why I'm a fiscal conservative.
所以你是个提线木偶 This is why you're a muppet.
走吧 Come on.
过头了 Strong work.
只是个玩笑 It was a joke.
老天爷 杰克 Jesus, Jack.
十一月
一月
我的上帝 My God!
卖出 卖出 SELL! SELL!
卖出 全卖了 SELL! Sell everything!
-卖出 -全卖了 全卖了 Sell everything! MAN: Sell everything. Sell everything!
爽 YESSSSSSS!
做得好 爱丽丝 你一定感觉像是站在世界之巅 Well done, Alice. You must be...You must be on top of the world.
-是啊 -老天 Yeah. Oh, man.
好吧 让我第一个向你致谢 谢谢你 Well, let me be the first person just to say thank you. Thank you.
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
不客气 That's all right.