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她和自己超能力导师亲热 就好比和你老师亲了 She made out with her power guide. It's like kissing your teacher.
吉兹只是选择了诺拉 Jizz chose Nora!
按珍的想法 他们都不算在一起呢 As far as Jen was concerned, they weren't even together.
口头上也没这么说啊 But that was never verbally confirmed.
那是她脑海里发生的 都不是真的 This all happened in her mind. It isn't even real.
反对 这没关系 重点不是行为本身 Objection. That's irrelevant. It's not the action itself.
而是行为产生的速度令人震惊 It's the speed at which the action was partooken which is egregious.
确实挺快 Was quite quick.
如果我在珍离开派对的那刻 开始播放《指环王：护戒使者》 If I pressed play on the director's cut of The Fellowship of the Ring
导演剪辑版 the moment Jen left the party,
她和那老头亲上的时候 我们都没看到夏尔外的镜头呢 we wouldn't even be out of the Shire before she's hooking up with some boomer.
别说珍了 Leave Jen alone.
她亲那老头 肯定是有理由的 I'm sure she had a very good reason for kissing that old man.
-我当时很伤心 -就是嘛 - I was sad. - Exactly.
听着 要是说珍教会了我什么 Look, if Jen's taught me anything,
那就是你伤心的时候 可以随心所欲 it's that you can do whatever you want when you're sad,
没人能对你发脾气 and no one can be mad at you.
不不 这不是 Uh- - No, no. That's not-
我伤了你的心 我应该面对这后果的 I hurt you, and I shall have to face the consequences of that.
所以这一次 我要做情感上成熟的事 So, for once in my life, I'm gonna do the emotionally mature thing.
我要给你一次自由 I'll give you a freebie.
我想让你和别人约会 I want you to hook up with someone else.
这是你经历过的最棒的吗 JWas it the best you ever had? j
我试着告诉你我想的事情 把它当作笑话 JI try to tell you what I think And play it off like it's a joke J
哦不 更多的惊喜 我想就是这样 JOh, no, more surprises Guess it's like this J
我会为你做任何事情 高贵的夫人 J I'd do anything for you, Mrs. Highness J
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
看上去要去干农活一样 Like you're going to an allotment.
很好 我不想让乔治多想 Good. I don't wanna give George any ideas.
拜 Bye.
那是我的眼镜吗 Are those my glasses?
工作 火辣女孩 夜店生活 素颜 J#Work, #HotGirl, #ClubLife, #NoMakeup
我刚要按铃呢 I was just about to buzz.
你妈让我来给你这个 Your mum sent me to give you this.
我们正好在购物 她非要买因为知道你喜欢海豚 We were shopping, and she had to buy it because she knows you like dolphins.
噢 她让我告诉你 这不代表她不生气了 Oh, and she said I've got to say it doesn't mean she's not still mad at you
因为你依然是那个日开头的词 for being a wee B- word.
嗯 那你帮我跟她说 卫衣我收下了 Well, you can tell her that my accepting of this jumper,
也不代表我不生气了 因为她依然是个E开头的词 doesn't mean I'm not still mad at her for being a stubborn E- word.
什么E开头的词 What's the E- word?
这个词不存在 There is no E- word,
就是要让她想不出这个词抓狂 which is gonna drive her insane trying to figure out what it is.
你为啥不过来亲口告诉她 Why don't you come round and tell her?
我知道你俩觉得讨论情感这话题很难开囗 I know you both find it difficult talking about your feelings,
尤其是关于你爸的 但是 especially where your dad's concerned, but...
我发现了用超能力可以做件很酷的新事 ...I've discovered this cool new thing I can do with my power.
手给我 Give us your hand.
好 如果我同时碰着你和你妈 Right, if I'm touching you and touching your mum at the same time- -
-变态啊 -不 Ew, pervert! - No.
如果我同时与你们肢体接触你 就可以感受到另一人的感觉了 If I'm connecting with you physically, you can feel what the other's feeling.
完全的共情 It's pure empathy.
没有恶意哈 伊恩 但我妈只有三种情感 No harm, Ian, but my mum only has three emotions.
饥饿 失望 还有对某些节目主持人不知从何出的恨意 Hunger, disappointment and an irrational hatred of specific TV presenters.
所以 我觉着这不会有什么作用 So, I don't think it's gonna do any good.
凯莉 你也是个女的 - Carrie, you're a woman. Mmm.
你可以跟我亲热吗 Would you make out with me?
珍想让我这么干 所以也不会说很奇怪什么的 Jen wants me to do it, so it wouldn't be weird or anything.
我倍感荣幸啊 但不行 我不需要任何人 Aw, I'm flattered, but I can't. I don't need anyone.
我现在是个独立的女人了 凯莉独自勇敢飞 I'm an independent woman now. Carrie's flying solo.
我四点回来 I'll be home by 4: 00.
我们还能赶在大超市关门之前 买到现贴黄标的呢 So, we can catch the fresh yellow stickers before the big ones close.
不过 六点后的乐购近铁超市有好多可淘的 Although, Tesco Metros after 6: 00 can be a gold mine.
抱歉 你说什么 Uh, sorry, what?
今天是这个月的第三个周日 是美食轮盘赌啊 Well, it's the third Sunday of the month. It's food roulette.
美食轮盘赌是什么 What's food roulette?
就是买打折区里有的 不管是啥 It's where we buy whatever's in the reduced section,
然后用这些做一顿饭 and then we just make a meal out of it.
还记得那次买到一只整鸡和五包吉利丁吗 Remember when we got a whole chicken and five packs of gelatin?
摇摇烤鸡真的很好吃 Wobbly roast was excellent.
不过 要是我们一些天不在一起做事 Uh, although, uh, maybe it's not a bad thing
好像也不是件坏事 if we don't do things together for a while.
只是 我在努力向前看 It's just, I'm trying to move on
是是 很有道理 No, no. That makes sense.
而且我还有克拉克 所以 And- And I've got Clark, so...
正是 Exactly.
你俩怎么怪怪的 Why are you being weird with each other?
我得去排练了 - I should get to rehearsal. -
祝你好运 Break a leg!
你得去找个人 出轨我最好的朋友了 And you need to find someone to cheat on my best friend with.
好吧 Okay.
只剩我和你了 小花花 It's just me and you, flowers.
请伸出你的手 ♪Please take my hand ♪
感受雨水拂过你的面颊 ♪Feel the rain against your cheek ♪
所以 那个晚上 So... ...the other night.
天 这真是一团乱 理好一部分 还有六个等着你呢 God, this really is a heap. You sort out one bit, and six more pop up.
我们要谈谈发生的事吗 Should we talk about what happened?
呃 犯错也是过程的一部分 Um, making mistakes is all part of the process.
该死 Bugger it.
感觉那后面有东西 I think there's something back there.
像一扇门 That looks like a door.
怎么打不开 Why won't it open?
是自我防御机制 It's a defence mechanism.
噢 抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
不 是件好事 说明我们接近了 No, it's good. It means we're getting close.
阻碍你超能力的东西一定就在那扇门后 I bet that whatever's blocking your power is behind that door.
-珍 -嗯 Jen. Yeah?
你信任我吗 Do you trust me?
找下有没有灯的开关吧 Look for a light switch.
嗯 我是想说我有男朋友的 So, yeah, I was saying I- I have a boyfriend,
所以不是说我真的喜欢你 so it's not like I properly fancy you.
把性感情转移到父亲形象上 其实很普遍 It's quite common to transfer sexual feelings on to a paternal figure.
好恶心 不 完全不是这样的 Ew, gross. No, that is definitely not it.
我可不会过度解读它 I wouldn't read that much into it.
呃 打扰一下 Uh, excuse me.
女人们都聚在哪里啊 Um, where do all the women congregate?
女人们都聚在托尼 "AII the ladies flock to Tony's. "
还真是方便 So convenient.
七 八 九 这是程序 ♪Seven, eight, nine That's procedure ♪
如果我们共进晚餐 我就像个治疗师 ♪ If we break bread Then I'm comin' like a healer ♪
如果你想要争吵 我会击败她 ♪If you want beef Then I thump, thump beat her ♪
如果你想要争吵 我就会击败 击败 ♪If you want beef Then I thump, thump...♪
你来晚了 You're late. -
你也是个变形人 对吧 You're one of those shapeshifters, aren't ya?
是啊 我是个变形人 Yeah. I am a shapeshifter.
好 麻利点 Aye. Well, chop- chop.
服装就在后台 Costume's in the back room- - - Whoa!
我也太掉价了 来真的吗 恋父情结 I'm so basic. Like, really? Daddy issues?
不说掉不掉价 你爸是你得到超能力的关键 Basic or not, your dad is the key to your power.
他和每件事都搭不上边吧 I don't see why he has anything to do with anything.
你和他的关系 让你跟你妈疏远了 Your relationship with him has alienated you from your mother,
让你朋友凯莉受制于对你的责任感中 trapped your friend Carrie into a sense of obligation to you,
忽视了自己的感受 regardless of her own feelings,
还造成你 and contributed to your.
勾引一位临床护理人员 ...inappropriate attraction towards a clinical care provider.
嘿 你才是那个一天到晚 Hey, you're the one who's insisting on going around
穿着勾人的小羊毛外套的 wearing slutty little cardigans.
再说了 我和我爸的关系一点问题也没有 And anyway, there is nothing wrong with my relationship with my dad.
完全健康啊 It's perfectly wholesome.
事实上 非要说有什么问题 In fact, if there's anything wrong with it,
那就是我和他呆一起的时间不够多 it's that I don't spend enough time with him.
正常家庭会做的事我们都会做 我可以证明 Yeah, we can do anything a normal family can do, and I'll prove it.
所以你还要父爱加码 So, you're doubling down on Daddy?
我要父爱加码 I'm doubling down on Daddy.
我们开始吧 JLet's get it J
我在高中学过戏剧 我知道我在干嘛的 Uh, I did GCSE drama. I think I know what I'm doing.
吸气 呼气 Inhale. Exhale.
唱 Sing. -
南瓜表情 Pumpkin face!
小小葡萄干表情 Tiny little raisin face!
停 Stop!
感受动物 学着动物思考 成为动物 Feel the animal. Think as the animal. Be the animal.
去吧 Go.
鸵鸟 Ostrich? Hmm.
-你就完全没试 -我他妈的是个虫子 You're not even trying. - I'm a fuckin' worm.
-我怎么搞 -不知道 What am I supposed to do with that? - I don't know.
扭一扭什么的 ·Wriggle around or something. -
卡什 我们什么时候能读到剧本 Kash, when do we get to read the script?
抱歉 我们听不清 伙计 Uh, sorry, we can't hear you, mate.
抱歉 我们什么时候能读到剧本 Sorry. When do we get to read the script?
听着 表演最重要的是准备 好吗 Look, preparation is the most important part of performance, okay?
只有准备充分了 你才能读剧本 Only after mastering that, are you even prepared to read the script.
噢 就是说你还没写咯 Oh, so you haven't written it yet?
凯莉 可以教我怎么钓鱼吗 Carrie, can you teach me how to fish?
作为我爸 抱歉 我该先说这个的 As my dad. Sorry, I should've led with that.
我想证明给乔治看 Trying to prove something to George.
噢 我 我还有个约会 Oh, I- - I have a date.
-和谁的 -我自己 With who? - Me.
我在努力成为那种不需要男人的女人 I'm trying to be the kind of woman who doesn't need no man.
所以 让我独自在不朽的灵魂中待一天 So, letting one inhabit my immortal soul for the day,
这 这么说有点假惺惺的 it'sit's a bit hypocritical.
只占你几小时就好 我保证 Well, it would just take a couple hours. Promise.
只是 我一直看到他钓鱼的照片 It's just... I've always seen these pictures of him fishing,
我总是幻想他会教我钓 and I always imagined that he'd teach me how to do it.
你不用非得帮我的 没关系 But you don't have to. It's okay.
这我怎么能拒绝呢 How can I say no to that?
你不觉得有责任扮演我父亲吧 And you don't feel, like, obligated to channel my dad, do you?
有点 但以一种好的方式 Yeah. But in a good way.
我是说友谊的方式 这是互相的 I- In a friendship way. It's reciprocal.
我是说 如果我让你帮我搬家 Like, if I asked you to help me move out
或者要是我杀了个人 让你帮我抛尸 or help me dispose of a body if I killed someone.
无论如何 我们都会支持对方的 We support each other no matter what.
有道理 Makes sense.
噢 太棒了 ♪Ooh, nice! ♪
-好 -等下 Okay. - Wait.
东伦敦哪里有钓鱼的地方 Where are we gonna fish in East London? Oh.
好 这能行的 Yeah. This'll work. - Mm- hmm.
我更像是个一夜情的辩护人 ♪ I'm more like A one- night- stand apologist ♪
这些是你们的角色介绍 好好研究一下 好吗 These are your character sheets. Study them, okay?
演出来得像真的 像完整复杂的人类 They have to feel real, like whole, complex humans.
我这上面只写了女孩 Mine just says"girl".
对啊 你演的就是女孩 Yeah. You're playing the girl.
听着 我很抱歉 兰道尔 Look, I'm sorry, Randall.
你没掌握之前的练习 就没法进行下一步 But you can't progress until you've mastered the previous exercises.
我没法和一只他妈的虫子共情 老兄 I can't relate to a fucking worm, mate.
听着 演员的目标就是实现和任何物体都能共情 Look, the goal of the actor is to fully empathise with any subject.
去你的吧 共情 什么狗屁东西 他妈的演员 蠢死了 Oh, fuck you! Empathy, my arse. Fucking actors. Stupid.
呃 我也得走了 Uh...I think I'm gonna go as well, actually.
-我感觉不太好 -不不 阿德 留下 拜托了 - I'm not feeling too well- - - No, no. Ade, stay, please.
这上面说我想毁了一座城市 It says here I want to destroy the city.
-是啊 你演的是恶人 -嗯 但我需要具体点 Yeah, you're the villain. - Yeah, I need specifics.
比如原因 还有哪座城市 Why? What city?
就是一座城市啊 呃 伦敦吧 我不知道 Just the city. Um, London. I don't know.
我觉得我演的角色没有伦敦的感觉 我不买帐 I don't think my character's giving London. I don't believe it.
他住在更加朴实的地方 更原始的 He lives somewhere more grounded. Raw.
给你 Here.
性感的 ♪ Sexy ♪
你的一切 ♪ Everything about you ♪
都好性感 ♪So sexy ♪
他什么问题啊 What's wrong with him?
变形人 老天啊 他们可不是为了看这来的 Psst. Shapeshift, for fuck's sake. They didn't come here for this.
噢我没法 我 我没有我的 Oh, I can't. I- I don't have my, um...
你们谁有猫粮吗 Do any of you ladies have any cat food?
下台 Get off. - Ooh.
下台 -Get off. - Ooh.
哇哦 耶 脱掉 -Whoo! Yeah! Take it off!
我是来看肉的 关键是数量不是质量 宝贝 I came for hog! It's quantity, not quality, baby.
-你喜欢我 -那必须的 You like me? - Hell, yes!
你们都那么假正经干嘛 You're all prudes!
想和真女人一起狂欢吗 猪肉萨拉米 You wanna come party with some real women, Peperami?
-想来 -我不想 You wanna come- I wouldn't do that.
但说真的 你要是想来 我们随时奉陪 But seriously, if you want to, we're free.
就再给我一点 ♪ Give me just a little bit more ♪
搁这搞水族馆干嘛 What's with the aquarium?
我想让你教我钓鱼 I want you to teach me how to fish.
-你还好吗 -好啊 我挺好的 Are you feeling okay? - Yeah, I feel fine.
-你确定 -是啊 Are you sure? - Yes.
因为你看起来有点鱼肚白 Because you look a bit green around the gills.
-你还真上当了 -别搞 You fell for that one. - Don't.
上钩咯 Hook, line and sinker.
不我说真的 你不会喜欢钓鱼的 No, but seriously, you're not gonna like fishing.
你没有耐心 你会很无聊的 You've got no patience. You'll get bored.
我想让老爸你教我钓鱼 I want my dad to teach me how to fish.
是的 我们是希伯里斯群岛的海盗 ♪Yeah, we're the pirates Of the Hebrides ♪
从南部群岛到刘易斯角 ♪From the Southern Isles To the Butt of Lewis ♪
我们总是渴望更多 ♪ We're always out for more ♪
我们正在寻找你藏在海湾的螺蛳 ♪We're looking out for winkles That you've stashed in the bay ♪
接下来就是等待 And now we wait.
你不会留下任何东西 ♪You won't be leaving anything ♪
-天啊 我好无聊 -我就说吧 Oh, my God. I'm so bored. - What did I say?
好了 你决心摧毁米尔顿·凯恩斯 Okay, so you're hell- bent on destroying Milton Keynes
因为你母亲在室内滑雪事故中身亡 because your mother was killed in an indoor snowboarding accident,
你至今还受这事影响 and it haunts you to this day.
这就对了嘛 行 Sounds about right, yeah.
We're 现在就根据你们角色即兴表演吧 gonna do a scene improvised as our characters now.
梅根 Megan. -
精神点 来吧 演女孩 Look alive. Come on. Be"girl".
怎么演 我不知道我在干嘛 我也没有参考 How? I don't know what I'm doing. Got no reference.
细节 细节 具体点 Specifics, specifics, specifics.
呃 那就参考 凯莉 你们见过 对吧 Um, just base her on, oh, Carrie. You've met, right?
是 好的 好 Yeah, okay. Yeah.
-我应该可以 -真棒 开始吧 - Yeah, I think I've got it. - Brilliant. Here we go.
这天太适合野餐了 Ah, what a beautiful day for a picnic.
还真是 你好 太阳公公 你好小草 Isn't it? Hello, Mr. Sun. Hello, grass.
我真是太可爱了 I'm just so lovely.
我们坐上去不会伤到草吧 Oh, we're not hurting the grass by sitting in it, are we?
抱歉 我在跟死人说话 Sorry, I talk to dead people.
我很喜欢 但是少了点什么 I love it, but there's something missing.
她就像出现在眼前一样 It's like she's in the room.
我只是一台爱的机器 感受着我的幻想 ♪I'm just a love machine Feeling my fantasy ♪
给我一或三个吻 我就忘记烦恼 ♪ Give me a kiss or three And I'm fine ♪
我需要抓紧时间 莫让时光空溜走 ♪`I need to squeeze the day Instead of this negligee♪
邻居会怎么说呢 ♪What will the neighbours say ♪
他们怎么说呢 不不不 What they say? No, no, no!
这次吗 ♪This time? ♪
酷毙了 耶 是我 - Crushed it. Yay, mel
震翻全场了 Crushed it!
别 不要停啊 No, no, no. Don't stop.
你唱得老棒了 Oh, you're so good.
我天啊 我爱你们 你们是我最好的闺蜜 Oh, my God. I love you girls. You're my best friendls
天 我们来编辫子吧 我先我先 Oh, my God. Let's do a braid train. Me first, me first.
你们好啊 What up?
你叫啥名 What's your name?
-吉兹洛德 -哦 Jizzlord. - Oh.
脚趾那一脉（准新娘） "Breed toe be"?
这名字真好听 That's a pretty name.
不 我叫泰勒 Oh, no. My name's Taylor.
但别滥用哈 Don't wear it out.
好吧 但是我得亲你一下 Okay. Oh, uh, I need to kiss you at some point.
我天 这么突如其来的吗 应该亲吗 Oh, my God. That's so random. Oh, my God. Should we?
亲吗 不亲 亲吗 Yes. No. Yes.
不亲 No.
拼酒 咱们和姑娘们喝几杯吧 Shots! Let's do shots with the girlies.
当然可以 我们爱你 妞妞 - - Yes! Of course. Oh, we love you, girly.
我知道的啊 Aw. No, I know.
所以 你们都叫什么名字 So, what's all your names?
泰勒 Taylor.
啥时候能钓到鱼 When are we gonna catch something?
钓金鱼我不擅长 我们得去河里钓 Goldfish aren't my area of expertise. We need a river.
你妈妈就不能带你去乡下吗 Couldn't your mum give you a lift to the country?
我最近在玛丽那边好像不太受欢迎 Don't think I'm very welcome at chez Mary at the moment.
这次又怎么了 What is it this time?
你没说她头太大 不适合 You didn't say her head was too big for hats again...
戴帽子吧 ...did you?
没有 只不过 No. It's just
原因挺蠢的 It's really stupid.
-跟你有关 -我 It's you Me?
是 总的来说 她不喜欢我跟你说话 Yeah. Basically, she doesn't like that I talk to you.
她觉得这是“功能失调” She thinks it's"dysfunctional".
-是吧 挺扯的吧 -你从没说过她不赞成 - I know. It doesn't make any sense. - You never told me she doesn't approve.
我不觉得有那么重要 I didn't really think it was that important.
你刚说钓鳟鱼就用这个是吗 You said this is the one you use for trout, is it?
等等 Wait.
抱歉 你那晚带我去公寓玩游戏时 So, sorry. When you brought me to the flat that night with the games,
你明知她会不高兴 you knew she'd be upset?
一开始肯定会 Well, initially.
但她一定都克服了 But she has to get over it.
我们没理由不能再当一家人啊 There is no reason why we can't be a family again.
她只是 有点卡在她的思维里了 She's just- - She's stuck in her ways.
我不知道你想让我说啥 珍 I don't know what you want me to say, Jen.
我对你真的很失望 I'm really disappointed in you.
今天本来是要开开心心的 This was meant to be a fun day.
- 你想要爸爸 对吗 -是的 - You want your dad, yeah? - Yeah.
这就是爸爸该有的样子 我说到底是你父母 不是你朋友 Well, you're getting him. I'm your parent first, not your friend.
你不能只看得好的那一面 You don't just get the fun stuff.
也许你妈是对的 Maybe she's right, your mum.
我把事情弄复杂了 I've let things get too muddled.
我觉得还是回到每周通一次电话的状态吧 I think we should go back to talking on the phone once a week.
不要见真人了 会让你困惑的 No physical meetings. It's confusing you,
不 我不困惑 No, I'm not confused.
-我们周三再聊 爸爸 -不 不要 - I will talk to you on Wednesday. - Dad! No, don't...
为 你在千什么 Oi, mate, what you doing?
是老二吗 Is it a penis?
是男人的老二吗 Is it a man's penis?
不是 我知道不是 但我会怎么做呢 No, I know it's not. It's just, like, what am I like?
天啊 Oh, my God.
我要是给它来个深喉会多有趣 How funny would it be if I just deep throated it right now?
我说 我可以吗 哦 太好了 Like, "May I? ""Oh, yes. "
泰勒 ·Taylor...-
你确定她们是你朋友吗 ...are you sure these women are your friends?
是啊 我们都是闺蜜啊 Yeah, we're like besties. Right, besties?
没错 我们都是自愿来的 Yeah, we're here of our own free will. -
看到没 她们喜欢这里 See? They love it here.
那这根小胡瓜上为啥刻着999呢 So, why have they scratched 999 into this courgette?
我天啊 Oh, my God!
好吧 Fine.
我可以控制和我同名的人 I can control people with the same name as me.
因为全凭自愿的话 没人愿意和我做朋友 Cause no one wants to be friends with me if they have a choice.
他们总说“泰勒让人受不了” It's always like, "Taylor's a bit much. "
“泰勒让人招架不住” Or, like, "Oh, Taylor's a lot. "
你说的不对啊 - That's not true.
我相信 你只要给她们机会 她们就会发现你可爱的那一面 I'm sure if you give them a choice, they'll see what a lovely girl you are.
救命 快来接我 - - Help me! Come and pick me up!
快来救我们 Come get us!
胆小鬼 Cowards!
谢天谢地总算结束了 Thank God it's over.
-天啊 -妈妈 -Oh, my God. - Mum!
也许你 我和爸的关系没那么健康 Maybe you and me and Dad isn't the healthiest thing.
也许界限感是好事 Maybe boundaries would be good.
我得向乔治承认我错了 Would have to admit to George that I was wrong.
我不能报警说诊所有炸弹威胁吗 Can't I just call in a bomb threat to the clinic?
你不能总用炸弹威胁来逃避一切 You can't keep using bomb threats to get out of everything.
我们都不在学校了 - We are not in school anymore. -
今天的事证明我离不开诊所 Today's proof that I need the clinic in the first place.
我没法自己把事情搞清楚 I can't figure things out all myself.
就算你爸不在我体内 他也永远在我心里 Hey, even when your daddy isn't inside me, you will always have a daddy in me.
-我懂你意思了 谢谢 -我认真的 - I think I know what you mean. Thank you. - I mean it.
这些年我从马丁身上学到了很多 I've picked up a lot from Martin over the years.
我可以帮你赶走蜘蛛 I can get rid of spiders for you.
把让你伤心的男生狠狠打一顿 You know I will beat up any boy that breaks your heart.
-我知道 -我可以教你怎么钓鱼 - I know. - I can teach you how to fish.
就给我十分钟谷歌一下 Just give me ten minutes on Google.
-我们会再次钓到大鱼的 -等等 你不是还有约会么 We'll have another go at those bad boys. - Wait. No, you've got a date.
真的 没事的 Oh, really, it's- - it's fine.
-不如我们做点别的吧 -不不 讲真 Or we could do something else. - No, seriously.
我从一开始就不该叫你过来 I shouldn't have asked you to do this in the first place.
你也应该有自己享受生活的时间 You deserve to have some quality time all by yourself.
哦对 我们可以玩食物轮盘赌 Oh, we could do food roulette.
天哪 不要 简直无法理解 Oh, God, no. Never understood that.
让我反胃 Turns my stomach.
好吧 我们来试试动作戏 AII right. Let's try an action scene.
因为教皇得了狂犬病 要逃离梵蒂冈 好的开始 Uh, we are fleeing the Vatican because pope's got rabies. Okay, go.
卡什 我们都在这待了六个小时了 Kash, we've been here for six hours. -
其他人还一次没演过 No one else has even had a go!
-再等一会儿 -很抱歉 卡什 - Just a little longer. - Yeah, I- I- I'm so sorry, Kash.
我一会儿还要上普拉提 但我今天收获满满 I've got Reformer Pilates in a bit, but I- I've learnt so much
了解了动物和表演 还有斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基 about a- animals and acting, and- and Stanislavski.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
不 艾德 别走 No, Ade. No, don't go.
-格雷戈尔 -不行 - Gregor. No.
好吧 我也很累 Yeah, I'm pretty tired too.
我们可以去喝一杯啥的 或者看个电影 We could just go to the pub or something, or watch a movie.
我们去吃披萨吧 Let's get a pizza.
哦不 假发你不要摘掉 Oh, no. You can keep that on.
-好吧 这越来与奇怪了 -并不奇怪 Yeah, this is getting kinda weird. - It's not weird.
你如果还爱着前女友 这也没什么 It's fine if you're still in love with your ex- girlfriend.
但我不想卷进来 But I don't wanna get involved.
我做过太多次不健康的第三者了 I've been a problematic third too many times.
一次也就算了 Fool me once...
沙子永远都会回来 ♪The sand forever will come through ♪
哦 你 ♪Oh, you♪
如此有活力 ♪You're so alive ♪
哦 你 ♪ Oh, you ♪
如此活力满满 ♪ You're so alive ♪
我跟珍说了 除了简单叙旧我不想促膝长谈 I told Jen I didn't wanna talk outside of catch- ups.
不是 珍不在这儿 就我一个人 Oh, no. Uh, Jen isn't here. It's- - It's just me.
-这是粘土吗 -是的 - Is this clay? Yeah.
我在上情侣陶艺课 I am at a couples' pottery class.
一个人吗 By yourself?
是啊 但我一点也不觉得奇怪或者被冷落 Yeah, but I don't feel left out or weird at all.
完全没问题 It's totally fine.
为什么没人愿意跟我一起玩 Why does no one want to be around me?
大多数人也不想跟我一起玩 Most people don't wanna be around me either.
但这就是朋友的好处 - But that's the great thing about friends.
即便你是个怪人 Even if you're a weirdo,
总有另一个怪人让你可以依靠 there's always another equal weirdo out there for you to cling on to.
你有这种人吗 Do you have one of those?
我现在有了 I do, now.
-所以我们才要亲热 -可我订婚了 ·Which is why we have to make out. - I'm engaged.
但是我还没结婚 But I'm not married yet.
那就开始吧 Let's do this.
如果一个倒下 我们还是会朝前走 ♪And we both go together If one falls down ♪
你更希望在阁楼里看到什么惊喜 What would you rather be surprised by in your attic,
一千只蟑螂还是一个人 a thousand cockroaches or a person?
凯莉 你很寂寞吧 Carrie, are you lonely?
是的 我不想和自己约会 Yes. I don't wanna date myself.
我确实想独立 I- I do wanna be independent though.
需要他人是正常的 It's okay to need other people.
我总觉得自己活得很空虚 I feel like something's missing in my life,
但这是手作的乡村碗填补不了的 and handmade rustic dipping bowls, they're not gonna fill it.
我想念你 ♪ I miss you ♪
我要回西海岸的家了 ♪I'm goin'back home to the West Coast ♪
凯莉 你在想谁已经很明显了 Carrie, I think it's pretty clear who you miss.
哦不 Oh, no.
我大声说话 就像你还在身边一样 ♪I talk out loud Like you're still around ♪
卡什 我真的很想你 Kash, I really miss you.
我也很想你 I really miss you.
也许我弄错了 Maybe I made a mistake.
我希望能把你装进行李箱 ♪I wish you would've put yourself In my suitcase ♪
我爱你 ♪I love you ♪
身着黑色外套 独自站立 ♪Standin'all alone in a black coat ♪
我想你 ♪I miss you, I- - ♪
你喜欢刚才那个吻吗 Did you enjoy that?
不喜欢 No.
不好意思 但我下面一点感觉都没有 Like, I'm sorry, but there's nothing going on down there.
我下面也一片沙漠 Dry as a bone on my end too.
嗯 这究竟是种什么感情 Hmm. Then what is this?
我爱你 It's like I love you- -
但我不想和你做爱 But I don't wanna have sex with you.
-我想念的不是女朋友 -而是我的朋友 - I don't miss my girlfriend. - I missed my friend.
我们这就坐地铁 还能赶上食物轮盘赌 We can hit the Metros in time for a late food roulette.
他面带微笑 把我向垃圾场指去 ♪And with a smile on his face Pointed me to a junkyard ♪
好漂亮的拖把 Aw, what a pretty mop.
在空荡荡的门口寻找答案 ♪Looked for an answer in empty doorways ♪
你觉得克拉克会喜欢食物轮盘赌吗 Do you think Clark would like food roulette?
他说开了加速 ♪Said it's out on the highways ♪
拜托 医生 你不给我打一针吗 ♪Well, come on, Doctor Won't you give me a shot? ♪
好吧 别生我气哈 但是 Okay. So, don't be mad at me, but- -
你没有吗 You didn't?
-我没有 -哦 - I didn't. - Oh.
除了你 我不想跟任何人在一起 I just don't wanna be with anyone else but you.
-天啊 我真是个糟糕男友 -不 God, I'm a terrible boyfriend. - No.
靠 但我们还是有种奇怪的不平衡 Oh, fuck. We still have this weird imbalance, though.
我会一直很内疚的 I'm always gonna feel guilty.
你要是管不了你家猫四处发情 至少把它关在家啊 Keep your cat indoors if you can't stop it humping everything in sight!
对我来说 这是你们的责任 As far as I'm concerned, these are your responsibility.
什么 What are?
我家米齐万圣节走丢了 回到家肚子就大了 My Mitzi got lost on Halloween and came back knocked up.
我在兽医诊所做了DNA测试 想找找匹配的记录 So, I had a DNA test done at the vet's to see if there was a match on file,
发现你家猫吉兹洛德（精液大王）就是孩子爹 and your cat, Jizzlord, a name, which frankly, is salt in the wound,
真是猫如其名 came up as the father!
做个绝育他会死吗 In the name of the Lord, get that cat neutered!
好了 太好了 YeslYes!
天啊 我们扯平了 狠狠打脸了 Oh, my God. We're even. In your facel
哦 你这个浪货 Oh, you slut.
太好了 扯平了 Oh. Yeah, we're good.
就说你和我感同身受 ♪Just say you feel the way that I feel ♪
我感觉很性感 犷I'm feeling sexual Jv
啥事让你这着急 年轻人 Oh. What's there to be so angry about, young man?
我真他妈没法理解这家伙 I can't fucking relate to this worm.
他最近过得很困难 He's got so many struggles.
-我理解你 伙计 -我感觉到了 - I feel you, mate. - I feel- -
-我理解你 -是的 I feel you. Yeah.
蓝色金丝雀在电灯开关旁的出风口 ♪ Blue canary in the outlet By the light switch ♪
它在守护着你 ♪ Who watches over you ♪
给你的灵魂造一个小鸟舍吧 ♪Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
给你的灵魂造一个小鸟舍吧 ♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
不要把它画得太精细 ♪ Not to put too fine a point on it ♪
不要把它画得太精细 ♪Not to put too fine a point on it ♪
假设我是你心中唯一的小蜜蜂 ♪`Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet ♪
在你的灵魂里造一个小鸟舍吧 ♪ Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
趁你还在那里 ♪ And while you're at it ♪
趁你还在那里 ♪And while you're at it ♪
你灵魂鸟舍里的灯 温暖你一整夜 ♪Keep the night light on Inside the birdhouse in your soul ♪
在你的灵魂里造个小鸟舍吧 ♪Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
别把它画得太精细 ♪Not to put too fine a point on it ♪
说我是你心中唯一的蜜蜂 ♪Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet♪
在你的灵魂里造一个小鸟舍吧 ♪Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
趁你还在那里 ♪And while you're at it ♪
你灵魂鸟舍里的灯 温暖你一整夜 ♪Keep the night light on Inside the birdhouse in your soul ♪
在你的灵魂里造一个小鸟舍吧 ♪Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪
别把它画得太精细 ♪Not to put too fine a point on it ♪
说我是你心中唯一的蜜蜂 ♪Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet♪
在你的灵魂里造一个小鸟舍吧 ♪Make a little birdhouse in your soul ♪