欢迎加入OCR小组 qq群906722936 字幕优先发布于群内 字幕广告招租 商业合作Q:1585235535
天 我讨厌时装周 借过一下 God, I hate Fashion Week. Excuse me.
让我这个普男过一下 Person who looks like a person coming through.
讲真吗 Really?
一般来说 我是这里最时尚的那一位 Usually I'm the best- dressed one here.
平时大家都问我 你这夹克从哪儿买的 I'm the"Where'd you get that jacket"guy?
但这周变成了 你为啥要买这件夹克 But this week I'm the"Why'd you get that jacket"guy?
你最时尚 那是因为我只能穿制服 - Best dressed? Only cause they make me wear this.
我其实是个时尚大师 I'm actually a style maven.
我把浴室改造成了第二衣橱 Turned my bathroom into a second closet.
现在上厕所都得去楼下汉堡王 Now I use the toilet downstairs at the Burger King.
你吃的是普通鸡腿吗 - Are you eating a turkey leg or is that
还是被你的小手一衬托 变成了火鸡腿 what a regular chicken leg looks like in your hand?
中午去约了个会 在中世纪餐厅吃的 Had a lunch date at Medieval Times.
这还不够糟 那家伙对我们的女仆很粗鲁 If that wasn't bad enough, the guy was very rude to our wench.
所以重回约会市场并不顺利 So getting back out there isn't going great.
因为只能白天约会 It's these day dates.
中午有空的人都是 The only men free in the middle of the day
中年危机的离婚者 单身父亲 are midlife- crisis divorcees, single dads,
还有上了年纪的大学生 and late- in- life college students.
我就站你面前啊 - I'm standing right here.
你还好啦 你这夹克从哪儿买的 - You're cool. Where'd you get that jacket?
我回来了 And I'm back.
你得坚持下去 法官 You got to hang in there, Judge.
现实世界中的约会没那么简单 Dating in the real world is tough.
跟童话故事差远了 It's certainly not a fairy tale.
-你不是在和王子约会吗 -公爵 - Aren't you dating a prince? - He's a duke.
但我俩可不是童话 But it's nothing like the stories.
他的继母人很可爱 His stepmother is lovely
尽管我男友玉树临风 她也完全不会 and not at all threatened by his good looks-
被他的美貌威胁到 even though my man is fair as hell.
我知道约会如今变成了划划乐和发私信 - I know dating now is just apps and DMs,
但有时我真希望这个过程能 but sometimes I wish there was a little more magic
多一些魔力 to the process.
比如一个神秘的男人敲响了你的窗 Like a mysterious man comes knocking at your window,
他浑身湿透 一脸帅气地站在你面前 and he's wet and handsome and right there?
他确实很帅 让他进来 He's good- looking. Let him in.
谢谢 Thank you.
你完全想不到在纽约 You won't believe how hard it is to get people
大家是多么排斥一个陌生人 to let a strange man climb through their window
爬过你的窗 in this city.
戴着那顶帽子 我还以为你要跳舞呢 With that hat, I thought you were about to dance.
我叫马提尼 跟那款酒同名 My name is Martini, like the drink.
我叫艾比 就是修女住的那地方 My names's Abby, like where nuns live.
你知道 你身上有种特质 You know, there's something about you
让我觉得很奇怪 that weirdly feels like we've...
我们以前见过面吗 Have we met before?
哦 是狗仔 他们找到我了 我得走了 Oh. Paparazzi. They found me. Got to go.
这个故事对你够童话了吗 - Is that fairy tale enough for you?
他还留下了一只拖鞋 He even left a slipper.
这个不算 因为不是玻璃鞋 Doesn't count. It's not glass.
喔 竟然是啊 Oh! Guess it was.
哟哟哟 瞧瞧那只猫 Well, well, well. Look what the cat...
吐什么上了 threw up on.
时装周的缘故 城里的千洗店都订满了 Every dry cleaner in town is booked for Fashion Week.
你衣服一般送哪儿洗 Where are you taking your laundry?
这夹克没那么金贵 These are lesser jackets.
我打算捐给自助餐厅的慈善箱 I'm donating them to the charity in the cafeteria
你帮陌生人都不帮我 - Wow. You're helping total strangers instead of me, huh?
瞧下次我还帮不帮你 Huh. See if I ever do you a favor again.
要不咱再来复习一下“下次”和“帮忙”的定义 - Let's go over the definition of"again"and possibly"favor. "
你 我的律师 你穿的是哪位设计师的 You. You're my lawyer. Who are you wearing?
你 我的律师 你穿的是哪位设计师的 - You. You're my lawyer. Who are you wearing?
不用回答 我已经知道答案了 喜欢你的穿搭 Don't answer that. I already know and I love it.
不用回答 我已经知道答案了 喜欢你的穿搭 Don't answer that. I already know, and I love it.
-我们胜利了吗 -胜利 Did we win? - Win?
Producer Walking into this building sort of takes winning off the table. 走进这栋楼就已经是一种失败了
Walking into this building sort of takes winning off the table.
你一定是艾丽卡·埃利斯 你怎么逃出生天的 It must be Erika Ellis. How did you get out of holding?
你已经回答了自己的提问 You answered that yourself.
你已经回答了自己的提问 - You answered that yourself.
我是《比你更好》杂志的主编 艾丽卡·埃利斯 I'm Erika Ellis, editor of Better Than Youmagazine.
杂志吗 我代表在座各位说一句 - Magazine? Well, on behalf of everyone here,
感谢你打败了互联网 thank you for defeating the Internet.
原谅我没被你折服到 Forgive me if I'm not impressed.
丹你一般去哪儿干洗衣服 Dan, what's the deal with your dry －
走开 Away.
好吧 我现在折服了 Okay. Now I'm impressed.
我这么多年都在努力让大家别来烦我 Been trying to get people to leave me alone for years.
你用两个音节就做到了 请指教 You do it with two syllables. Show me your ways.
你帮我撤销这些荒唐指控 - You get these ludicrous charges dropped,
我就把毕生所学教给你 and I'll teach you everything I know.
我就抱毕生所学教给你 and I'll teach you everything I know.
我就把毕生所学教给你 and I'll teach you everything I know.
想胜诉不容易 - Winning's gonna be tough.
你不是那种律帅 I mean, you're not what lawyers
你不是那种律师 I mean, you're not what lawyers
或人类会产生同情心的人 or humanity would call a sympathetic figure.
不幸的是 这次的法官她很人类 And unfortunately, the judge, she's a person.
公诉艾丽卡·埃利斯一案 The People vs. Erika Ellis.
法官大人 被告被控 Your Honor, the defendant is charged
轻罪攻击 with misdemeanor assault.
请书记员记录 她也很刻薄 Also let the record show mean.
法官大人 我觉得人身攻击的罪名太重了 Uh, Your Honor, I think assault is a bit too much.
受害者是只异国鸟类 The victim was an exotic bird.
谁都有向孔雀扔手机的冲动吧 And who hasn't wanted to throw a phone at a peacock?
瞧瞧它们那副高傲的样子 They just think they're so much better than us.
你的当事人有暴力倾向 Your client has a history of violent outbursts.
她拿手机扔过大卫·贝克汉姆 科波菲尔 She's thrown phones at Davids Beckham, Copperfield,
- 施维默 -两次是出于愤怒 and Schwimmer. - Two out of anger...
一次是出于爱 one out of love.
辩方要求延期审理 The defense would like to ask for a continuance
好与我的客户暂作讨论 so that I may confer with my client.
丹·菲尔丁竟然想跟客户花时间 Dan Fielding wants to spend more time with a client?
好的 那就破个例 明天继续开庭 Sure. Let's get weird. We'll reconvene tomorrow.
警徽 皮带 手铐 Badges, leather, handcuffs.
我等了你一辈子 你去哪儿了 Where have you been my whole life?
就在这儿 宝贝 Right here, baby.
和DJ约会 A date with a deejay?
至少会很有趣吧 That at least must have been fun.
DJ白天可没那么有趣 - Deejays aren't as much fun during the day.
他们只会冲进熟食店里大喊 They're just some guy in a deli yelling,
把你的炸汉堡的手举起来 "Put your burger- flippin' hands in the air! "
-你听到了吗 -那只负鼠早就被我杀了 - Did you hear that? - I swear I killed that possum.
-你听到了吗 -那只负鼠早就被我杀了 Did you hear that? - I swear I killed that possum.
除非他是装死 像他的风格 Unless he was faking it, which would be so him.
是我而已 我在躲媒体 - It's just me. I was hiding from the press.
然后我枕着一个软软的东西睡着了 But I fell asleep on what I thought was a pillow
现在发现是只负鼠 and now know is a possum.
我认出你了 - Now I recognize you.
你是马提尼·托德沃利斯 著名的英国时装设计师 You're Martini Toddwallis, the famous British fashion designer.
你可能在我革命性的概念大秀上见过我 You probably know me from my revolutionary concept show,
一切皆为裤 "Anything Can Be Pants. "
我一直有一个披萨衬衫的想法 You know, I've always had an idea for a shirt that's pizza
这样你披萨洒衬衫上时 就没人能看到了 so when you spill pizza on it, no one's the wiser.
太不可思议了 That's incredible.
不是这个想法 而是你嘴角上扬的弧度 Not the idea, but what your your mouth is doing.
你是说我在微笑么 You mean smiling?
在我这行 这种情况不多见 - I don't see a lot of that in my line of work.
你和我认识的大多数女孩都不一样 You're different than most girls I know.
你很乐观 你们进行眼神交流 You're You're upbeat. You make eye contact.
整个谈话过程中你都没吸过一囗可卡因 You haven't snorted any cocaine this entire conversation.
有趣事发生时 我还是会吸下鼻子的 I'll snort when something's really funny.
你看过那个广告吗 Have you seen that commercial
里面有个人组织我们变成父母 where the guy stops us from turning into our parents?
太真实了 - It's so real.
你太真实了 You'reso real.
如果愿意跟我共进晚餐吗 Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
她太乐意了 She'd love to.
到时见 Till then.
你为什么要替我答应 Why did you say yes for me?
因为我怕你拒绝 Because I was worried you'd say no.
这家伙喜欢你 And this guy's into you.
他确实又迷人又可爱 - I mean, he ischarming and cute.
但感觉我们来自两个不同的世界 But it just feels like we're from two different worlds.
他是个时尚大魔王 我是个时尚小土豆 He's from high fashion, and I'm from"hi"fashion.
这就是恋爱的乐趣啊 - Well, that's what makes it so exciting.
用我跟公爵举例吧 我一座城堡都没有 Take me and the duke. I never owned a castle.
他有很多座 其中一座还是个迷宫 He owns so many, one of them is just mazes.
他走出来了吗 Doesn't he figure them out?
我男人四肢发达得要死 就是头脑有点简单 - I said my man was fair as hell, not smart as hell.
-这是什么 -我要干洗的衣服 - What's that? - It's my dry cleaning.
我需要帮助 我知道你有关系 I need help, and I know you have a hook- up.
你大肆吹嘘过帮那家干洗店赢下的官司 Everyone's heard you brag about that dry cleaner you got off
因为他使用了政府禁止的化学品 现在竟然还在用 for using federally banned chemicals, which he still uses.
这就是人家牛逼的原因 And that's why he's so good. - That's why he so good.
我为啥要帮你 - Why would I do this?
不帮我就一直缠着你 Do it or I'll haunt you.
我去你公寓外面打地铺 I'll sleep outside your apartment.
你觉得我不会吗 You think I won't?
我看起来不像是个豁出去的女人吗 Does this look like a woman with anything left to lose?
好吧 帮你了 你快走 AlI right. Fine. I'll do it. Just get out of here.
我马上要见一个 I have a meeting with a client
能真正帮到我的客户 who could actually do something for me.
哎我去 Oh, my.
看来你的确需要我帮助 You do need my help.
本来只想静静呆着 Trying to enjoy a quiet moment alone,
无奈那个小骚货扔给你一兜湿漉漉的连裤袜 and that hussy throws her sweat- soaked pantyhose at you.
太常见了 谁让我长得这么可爱呢 Story of my life. Damn this likable face.
但我有个好消息 But I've got great news for us.
我挖出了孔雀的一些丑事 I dug up some dirt on the peacock.
它有前科 It has priors.
它咬过三名NBC高管 It bit three NBC executives
因为他们未经同意用了它的肖像 for using its likeness without consent.
你做得很好 You do good work.
好的 那我也教你一招 Okay. Here's a taste.
你想一个人待着吗 You want to be left alone?
我又不是没戴过墨镜 What? I've worn sunglasses before.
你只是戴墨镜 并没有掌握它的正确用法 You've put on sunglasses, but you've never wornthem.
这颜色比我家西施犬凯雷德的挡光玻璃还深 They're the same tint as my shih tzu's Escalade.
不 No.
哇哦 Wow! - Mm- hmm.
你为我打开了一个新世界啊 You've closed up a whole new world for me!
你帮我赢下案子 You win my case
我就带你去看纽约隐秘的地铁系统 and I'll show you the city's invite- only subway
和一场比利·乔尔的私人演唱会 无商务推广版的 and a secret Billy Joel concert with no between- song patter.
我梦寐以求啊 It's all I want.
你只要跟着我混 You stick with me,
就再也不用跟纽约任何一个人 you'll never have to deal with another person
打交道了 in this city again.
嘿 宝贝 我是“穿衣进阶”活动的负责人 Hey, doll, I'm running the Dress to Progress table.
们会给前罪犯捐衣服 We donate clothing to former convicts.
这是你的 Is this your －
好吧 棒极了 Okay. Terrific.
该死 奥利维亚干洗的衣服 Damn it. Olivia's dry cleaning.
你好像拿错袋子了 Oh, I think that's the wrong －
你好 我要进去 Hello. I need to get in there.
一下下就好 It'll just take a second.
真是不明白 I don't get it.
模特就是走台步的 可你们一步都不挪 Models are known for walking, yet none of you move.
谁叫克洛伊 马上来餐厅 Anyone named Chloe, I need you in the cafeteria now.
你是怎么做到的 How did you do that? D EPT 7 86
等等 有人在跟我说话 Hold on. Someone's talking to me.
天啊 是因为他带了耳机 Oh, my God. It's the headset.
他在纽约算是7分吧 马尼托巴省能算12分 He's like a New York 7. Manitoba 12.
你是愿意住在云端 还是住在海底 So, would you rather live in the clouds or under the sea?
能选择地上吗 Ooh. Can I vote land?
我一直梦想给美人鱼设计造型来着 I always dream about dressing mermaids.
我很讨厌腿双腿 腿很多余 I've always hated legs. They're just so redundant.
咱们玩个同时回答的 Let's do one at the same time. - Okay.
如果你能回到过去任何一个时代 If you could go back to any historical time period,
你想回到什么时候 when would you go?
-恐龙时代 -恐龙时代 Dinosaurs. - Dinosaurs.
如果你可以邀请任何人参加晚宴 - If you could invite anyone to a dinner party,
你会请谁 who would it be?
-恐龙 -恐龙 Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs.
异口同声的回答 Back- to- back matches!
咱们应该为此吃一口 Let's eat to that.
原来你想玩点浪漫的 You wanted to do the romantic feed- each- other thing.
下一口我喂你 I'|l get you on the next one.
我好久没有过这么好玩的 You know, this is the most fun I've had on a date
-约会了 -我也是 in a long time. Yeah. Me too.
我其实从没在这里 Actually, I've never had a date in a- a, uh...
这叫什么 W- What do you call this?
-食堂吗 -对 A cafeteria? - Oh.
名字听上去像是某种咖啡馆病毒 Sounds like a disease that cafes get.
你的世界太迷人了 Your world is so fascinating.
你的也是 So is yours.
在披萨衬衫之后 我还想出了 You know, ever since the pizza shirt,
千层面毛衣和意大利面袜子的主意 I came up with lasagna sweater and spaghetti socks.
讲真 漏嘴人士的市场潜力无限 I'm telling you, this messy- eater market is huge.
你知道 我不得不承认 自从我重新定义了 You know, I have to admit, ever since I made the world
世界对裤子的认知 forget everything we know about pants,
我就碰到了设计师瓶颈 I've been cursed with terrible designer's block.
就像要用我没有手的头脑 It's like having to lift a thousand- pound weight
举起一千磅的重物 with my mind and my mind doesn't have hands.
哦 不 他们回来了 Oh, no hey're back.
我帮你 I got you.
嘿 嘿 嘿 甜茶那边去了 Hey, hey, hey halamet went thataway.
-你救了我 -哦 You saved me Oh.
我怎么样才能报答你 How can I ever repay you?
我想这时候我们要 - I think this is the part where we
叹气 Sigh.
你刚才是说叹气吗 Did you just say"sigh"?
哦 我的上帝 你做爱了 Oh, my God! You had sex.
没错 I did!
我做了 就像一个童话故事 I did t really was like a fairy tale.
太神奇了 他让我的空窗期消失了 It was magical e made my dry spell disappear.
敲敲门 我给你带了花 Knock, knock brought you flowers.
是吗 Is that right?
我从没和你这样的女孩约会过 I've never dated a girl like you.
我觉得你不想要香烟 I just assumed you didn't want a pack of cigarettes.
-马提尼 昨晚 -太棒了 Martini, last night was - Incredible.
你赋予了我头脑 You gave me the mind hands to lift
打破我瓶颈的力量 the thousand- pound weight of my designer's block.
因为我 你打破了你的设计师的瓶颈 You cracked your designer's block because of me?
这让我成为缪斯女神了吗 Does that make me a muse?
那么 我启发了什么 So, what did I inspire?
你的长袍 的新设计 A total reimagination of your robe.
这件素色的袍子配不上你 艾比 You're better than this plain black frock, Abby!
你愿意让我成为时尚的未来吗 Would you do me the honor of being the future of fashion?
我很乐意 I'd love to.
我确实有一些模特经验 I do have some modeling experience.
你知道那些在牙齿矫正医生那里的术前照片吗 You know those"before"pictures at the orthodontist?
那些不是随便拍的 Those don't just happen.
谢谢你 我的缪斯 Thank you, my muse.
你不觉得有点奇怪吗 Doesn't this seem a little weird to you?
约会之后的第二天通常是在床上吃早餐 The day after a fling usually involves breakfast in bed
找你的胸罩 and finding your bra.
但这家伙想给你做新衣服 But this guy wants to make new clothes for you
好让你就能挽救他的事业 so you can save his career.
我是他的灵感 这很浪漫 I'm an inspiration, and it's romantic!
他是我的白马王子 他给我做了一件舞会礼服 He's my Prince Charming, and he's building me a ball gown- -
工作时间穿 for work.
说我老派吧 Call me old- fashioned,
但我认为那是鸟和老鼠的工作 but I think that's the job for the birds and the rats.
怀亚特 你亚马逊专享的快递到了 Wyatt, you got something from Amazon Prime.
哦 真快 看看这个 老葛 Ooh hat was quick heck it out, Gurgs.
我所有问题的解决方案 The solution to all my problems.
人们听戴耳机的人说的话 They listen to people in headsets.
让-保罗需要你去12楼 Jean Paul needs you on 12.
你们有谁见过奥利维亚吗 Have either of you seen Olivia?
这次干洗代表了我给 This dry cleaning represents the last favor
任何人帮的最后一次忙 多亏了这件宝贝 I ever have to do for anyone, thanks to these babies!
我没见过奥利维亚 I haven't seen Olivia,
但是我看到很多人穿得像她 but I am seeing a lot of people dressed like her.
也许她是潮流的引领者 Maybe she's a trendsetter.
或者 我不小心把她干洗的衣服捐给了慈善机构 Or I accidentally donated her dry cleaning to charity TO GO
而我手里估计是一位过世女士的衣服 and I'm holding what I assume is the clothes of a dead lady.
等奥利维亚发现你弄丢了她的衣服 You're gonna meet that lady
你就能去和那位女士见面了 when Olivia finds out you lost her clothes,
因为她会杀了你 'cause she's gonna murder you.
看样子她一直在练习 And it looks like she's been practicing.
嘿 奥利维亚 Hey, Olivia.
你的血迹上沾了点外衣 Y- You got some coat on your blood.
一个动物权利活动家把油漆泼在我身上 An animal- rights activist threw paint on me.
-告诉我那些是我的衣服 -哦 是的 - Tell me those are my clothes- Oh, yes
你欠我87.50美元 Y- - And you owe me$87.
法官 要开庭了 你怎么没穿袍子 Judge, court's about to start hy aren't you dressed?
我正要穿上马提尼的设计 I was about to put on Martini's design,
我觉得很美 我不知道 which is fabulous - - I think don't know.
也许你可以告诉我袍子好在哪 Maybe you could tell me why it's good.
嗯 我明白了 Mm get it.
正常人很难欣赏高级时装 It's hard for normies to appreciate high couture.
那个男人不喜欢你 That man does not like you.
很糟糕 对吧 他为什么要这么做 It's bad, right? Why would he do this?
也许他不是王子 Maybe he's nota prince.
他还是青蛙吗 Is he still a frog?
但是我吻了他 我真的吻了他 But I kissed him reallykissed him.
这不再是童话了 This isn't a fairy tale anymore.
如果是的话 那就是那种奇怪原版格林童话 If it is, it's one of those weird German ones
故事里你会被烤成馅饼 where you're gonna be baked into a pie
然后我要吃了你 and I'm gonna have to eat you
因为巨魔把我变成了山羊 'cause the troll turned me into a goat.
好消息 艾丽卡·埃利斯在法庭里 Good news rika Ellis is in the courtroom.
你怎么没穿上 W- Why aren't you dressed?
马蒂 我有件事要告诉你 Marty, there's something I need to tell you.
我得先告诉你一件事 I need to tell you something first.
今晚你不仅仅是在拯救我的事业 Tonight you're not just rescuing my career.
你是 你在拯救我的灵魂 You're You're rescuing my soul.
来吧 大家 表演时间到了 Come on, people t's showtime.
我需要你的外表 投入的表情还要你去工作 I need you in your looks, serving face and wor- king it!
天啊 这个耳机真管用 God, I love this headset.
呃 先别开庭 法官还没穿袍子 Uh, hold off on court he judge isn't even dressed.
你耳机连着什么吗 Is that connected to anything?
让保罗需要我去12楼 Jean- Paul needs me on 12.
告诉我穿起来会更好看 Tell me it's gonna look better on.
-穿上会更好看 -好吧 - It's gonna look better on Okay.
穿上也不好看 It does not look better on.
你就穿这个吗 Is this what you're wearing?
我告诉过你要穿的低调点博同情 I told you to dress down so we could garner some sympathy.
这双鞋和这件夹克不太相配 Well, these shoes do not exactly match this jacket.
没有比这更悲惨的了 There's nothing more tragic!
他在这里做什么 给我点东西扔 What is hedoing here? Give me something to throw!
停下 停下来 过来 坐下 坐下 Stop top ust- - Just- - Come here it down it down.
不要为那只鸟乱了阵脚 Do not let that bird get into your head!
走吧走吧 现在 你看 Go o ow, look.
我们已经稳操胜券了 We have got this in the bag.
我知道控方一直害怕你 And I know that the prosecution has been afraid of you
自从 ever since- - I
我猜是8O年代 I'd guess the 80s.
你做了什么 What did you do?
为什么法院里满是穿着我衣服的前科犯 Why is there a courthouse full of ex- cons wearing my clothes
我看起来像八十年代歌手的业务经理 and I look like Huey Lewis' business manager?
好吧 我承认这部分是我的错 So, I'll admit that this is partially my fault.
我现在意识到绝对权力也有不好的一面 I realize now that there is a downside to absolute power.
你想要回你的87块5吗 You want your $87 back?
我想要的是撕掉这些垫肩 What I want is to rip out these shoulder pads
用它们打你 and beat you with them!
你知道吗 你没必要戴垫肩 You know what? You didn't have to wear the shoulder pads.
不戴不协调 They make the outfit.
你得赔我 You willmake this up to me.
全体起立 艾比·斯通法官出庭 AlI rise he Honorable Abby Stone presiding
身穿 in an original piece
马提尼·托德沃利斯 2024春季系列 from the Martini Toddwallis spring 2024 collection,
任何东西都可以是长袍 Anything Can Be a Robe.
镇住它 镇住它 Own it wn it.
我镇住它了 I'm owning it.
你会注意到最好的意大利鸽子的羽毛的点缀 You'll note the feather accents from the finest Italian pigeons,
灵感来自死神的斗篷 drawing inspiration from thel drim Reaper's cloak,
灵车窗帘 当然 还有满满当当的束口包 hearse drapes, and, of course, Hefty Cinch Saks.
这不比我罪过大 And I'm the one on trial?
艾丽卡·埃利斯公诉案 The People vs rika Ellis.
律师 你穿的是什么 Counselor, what are you wearing?
你真要提这一茬吗 You really want to play that game?
有道理 Fair enough.
受害者情绪尚未恢复 The victim has yet to emotionally recover,
但勇敢地同意今天出庭 but has bravely agreed to appear today.
受害者 那东西应该被审判 The victim? That thing should be on trial- -
然后烤熟配上沙拉 and then grilled and put on a salad!
冷静点 Calm down.
听着 没人能这样跟我说话 Listen o one talks to me like that.
我遇见你的时候你是个无名小卒 You were a nobody when I met you.
对那只大傻鸟更是如此 And that goes double for the big, dumb bird!
够了 Enough of this.
肃静肃静 Order rderl Ooh oh oh.
掉在褶边里了 Lost it in the folds.
我觉得你在蜕毛 I think you're molting
他视你为威胁 and he sees you as a threat.
它为什么那样看着我 Why is it looking at me like that?
哦 不 不 不不不不不不不不不不 Oh! No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
救袍子 Save the robel
好吧 看来我要电击一只孔雀了 All right uess I'm tasing a peacock.
我想这对我的案子有帮助吧 I'd have to imagine this helps my case.
对不起 法官 I'm sorry, Judge.
我觉得对这件事有点责任 I feel a little responsible for all this.
哦 没关系 老葛 Oh, that's all right, Gurgs.
你不是每天都有机会电击孔雀的 It's not every day you tase a peacock.
所以才会不小心电击到我身上 You were bound to hit me a couple t- t- times.
我是说鼓励你和马提尼约会 I meant encouraging you to date Martini.
哦 不 那很令人兴奋的 Oh, no hat was exciting.
我想很明显我们并不合适 I think it's pretty clear we're not the perfect fit.
我也有同样的感觉 I feel exactly the same way.
抱歉 我又躲起来了 Sorry was hiding again.
狗仔队现在真的失控了 The paparazzi are really out of control now
因为每个人都喜欢我的造型 because everybody loved my look.
是我先喜欢上的 I loved it first.
艾比 我们来自两个不同的世界 Abby, we're from two different worlds.
但我永远不会忘记你给我的教训 But I'll never forget the lesson you taught me.
房间里有鸟的时候 You shouldn't dress a person like a bird
不应该把一个人打扮得像只鸟 when there's a bird in the room.
我们注定不会长久 We weren't meant to last.
我猜这就是为什么迪斯尼电影只有87分钟长 I guess that's why Disney movies are only 87 minutes long
还主要是歌曲 and mostly singing.
后会有期 Till we meet again.
看来我又要开始使用约会软件了 Guess I'm back on the apps.
经过这一切 也许我会喜欢那种让我 After all this, maybe I'll appreciate a lunch date
“提升一下凯撒沙拉水准”的约会对象 asking me to"take the Caesar salad to the next level! "
随你便 Suit yourself.
我本来想给 I was gonna introduce you to some hot dummies
在时尚杂志派对上你介绍几个性感的无脑帅哥 at the Vogueparty.
说得好像我们可以去时尚杂志派对一样 Like we could get into the Vogueparty.
我能做你的女伴吗 Can I be your plus- one?
我们的车在楼下 Our car is downstairs.
我只需要在苹果商店停一下 I just need to stop at the Apple Store.
我的西施犬需要一部新手机 My shih tzu needs a new phone.
我们要庆祝我无罪释放 We're celebrating my acquittal.
你没杀那只孔雀吧 You didn't kill that peacock, did you?
我什么也没做 Well, Ididn't do anything.
我能和你一起去时尚杂志派对吗 Can I come with you to the Vogueparty?
我知道如何摆造型 可以当作破冰的话题 I know how to vogue, so I'm all set with icebreakers.
走开 Away.
嘿 我要去那个派对 我是缪斯女神 Hey, I'm going to that party 'm a muse!
哦 太好了 我的一套衣服还在这里 Oh, good ome of my suits are still here.
看看它 配着印花围巾 Look at her up there, styled with a paisley scarf.
别担心 我们会带你离开这里 Don't worry e're gonna get you out of here.
所以我最后一件助人为乐的事情 - o my very last act in helping another human being
是从慈善机构偷东西 is gonna be stealing from a charity.
违反道德吗 是的 Is it morally wrong? Yes.
我们还会这么做吗 是的 Are we still gonna do it? Yes.
你不用担心 我来搞定 Don't you worry got this covered.
你好 蒂芙 Hi Tiff.
我想让你见见奥利维亚·摩尔 I'd like you to meet Olivia Moore,
她就是用她慷慨的捐赠 the woman who has made all of these dreams come true
让所有这些梦想成真的女人 with her incredibly generous donations.
我们还在好奇这位神秘英雄是谁呢 We were wondering who our mystery hero was.
大家来见见我们的天使吧 Everyone, come meet our angel!
-哦 -你让我进退两难 Oh! - You just made this impossible.
我不可能再要回我的东西 There's no way I can ask for my stuff back.
恭喜你 你成为了分散注意力的目标 Congratulations ou've just become a diversion.
摩尔女士 你有什么智慧可以传授给 Ms oore, do you have any wisdom to impart
这些开始人生的下一个篇章的女人 as these women start their next chapter?
好吧 除了不客气 我还能说什么呢 Well, what can I say other than you're welcome
不用感谢我给了你那件金色纽扣的紫色外套 for giving you that purple blazer with the gold buttons?
现在 我知道这个城市会让你面红耳赤 Now, I know that this city can make you redwith anger
现在你自由了 你真正应得的是 Mm ow that you're free, well, what you really deserve is
鲑鱼肉色 不是烂粉色 salmon not gross pink- -
浅橘红色 煮熟的颜色 light- orangish- pink, uh, perfectly cooked,
双排扣的粉橙色 d- double- breasted salmon.
溜了溜了 Secret subway's leaving!
在我离开之前 我很乐意捐出这套衣服 Before I go, I'd be happy to donate this suit.
我想这些女人受的苦已经够多了 I think these women have been through enough.
对 Right.