小谢尔顿
第七季 第2集
《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
房子没事吧 So the house is fine?
我们的没事 Well, ours is.
什么意思 What does that mean?
你妈妈的房子...飞走了 Your mother's house is sorta... gone.
飞哪去 Gone where?
到处去 Everywhere.
保单不包含涉及龙卷风的索赔 I don't have coverage for tornadoes.
你今天负责看着思思 You're watching CeeCee today.
谁让你当家了 Well, who put you in charge?
好吧 我就是问问 Okay. Just asking.
我是海德堡人 Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
海德堡被认为是德国最美的城市之一 Heidelberg is considered one of the most beautiful cities in Germany.
海德堡城堡 海德堡古桥 Heidelberg Palace, the Karl Theodor Bridge,
施韦青根宫 the Schloss Schwetzingen.
但这些我都不在乎 But I couldn't care less.
我只想看到 The only sights I wanted to see
我展现我那天才的智商时 were the looks of awe on the faces of my fellow students
我那群同学们脸上佩服的表情 as I demonstrated my intellectual superiority.
小于十 Cylinders that are smaller
负三十五米的圆柱 than ten to the minus-35 meters.
怎么了 What's happening?
在德州 你们不会笑话说傻话的人吗 You don't laugh at people saying stupid things in Texas?
我们当然会啦 You're darn tootin' we do.
所以谁说傻话了 So who goofed?
你啊 傻瓜 You did, dummkopf.
傻瓜 你叫我傻瓜 Dummkopf? You're calling me a dummy?
同学们 谁知道这个傻瓜哪做错了 Class, who knows where the dummkopf went wrong?
齐格勒 Mr. Ziegler.
他没有考虑卡拉比丘流形 He forgot to consider the Calabi-Yau manifold.
谢谢你 齐格勒 Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
等会 卡拉比丘流形是什么 Wait, what's the Calabi-Yau manifold?
傻瓜 Dummkopf.
我很快就明白了 I was quickly learning
不是所有的德国人都像我之前认为的那样 not all Germans were the warm, fun-loving people
友善热心 风趣幽默 I was led to believe.
然后他们就因为他们都懂 And then they laughed at me for not knowing
但是我不懂而笑话我 谁会这样啊 something that they knew. Who does that?
你啊 You do.
这可不是你该教育我的时候 Well, this is no time for a teachable moment.
你们家孩子很受伤 Your child is hurting.
不好意思 Sorry.
好了好了 There, there.
我觉得我好了 I guess that'll do.
给我杯热饮料怎么样 Now, how about a hot beverage?
今天人挺多啊 Good crowd today.
不够 我们还需要更多人 It's not enough. We need more.
你说什么呢 我们已经挣大钱了啊 What are you talking about? We're raking it in.
这到处都是笨蛋 We got wall-to-wall chumps.
不是说你 其他那些笨蛋 Not you. The other chumps.
赚硬币得赚到什么时候 We're raking in quarters.
我要重新建一座房子呢 I got a house to rebuild.
- 你想坐地起价 - 不是 - You want to raise the price? - Nope.
更大胆一点 I'm thinking bigger.
桌游 Table games.
轮盘赌怎么样 Maybe a roulette wheel.
这些机器已经是灰色地带了 Whoa. These machines are already a gray area.
那种桌游可是绝对犯法的 Table games are big-time illegal.
你知道为什么犯法吗 You know why?
因为它能赚大钱啊 Because they make big-time money.
那警察会说什么呢 What are the cops gonna say?
"谢谢你送的钓鱼艇" "Thank you for my new fishing boat"?
姥姥 我可不能蹲监狱 Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
我还要养家呢 I've got a family to take care of.
没人会蹲监狱的 Nobody's going to jail.
拜托 你多考虑一会儿吧 Please, just take a moment to think about it.
好吧 Fine.
我们干定了 We're doing it.
吉姆 Jim.
不好意思打扰了 Hey, sorry to just drop by,
但我找到一些曼迪小时候的东西 but I found some of Mandy's old baby stuff.
我想应该给你们带来 Figured I'd bring it over.
好 曼迪现在不在 Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
她带孩子去做检查了 She took the baby for a check-up,
但是你可以进来等 but you're welcome to wait.
咱们喝点酒 看看球 Have a beer, watch the Astros.
大下午的喝酒 A beer in the middle of the afternoon?
你老婆不管你吗 Your wife okay with that?
我老婆在德国呢 My wife's in Germany.
好家伙 Oh, my.
一整个夏天都不在 For the whole summer.
你简直在天堂 You're living the dream.
来吧 Come on.
- 嗨 米西 - 嗨 - Hey, Missy. - Hey.
买一送一的青豆 Oh, two-for-one green beans.
瞧瞧 每个人都各司其职呢 Oh, look at that, you got everybody pitching in.
- 你干得不错嘛 - 我可是主教练 - Good for you. - Well, I am a head coach.
我就是干这个的 It's what I do.
瓶盖不要扔那儿 我跟你说过的 Hey, that's not where the caps go; We talked about this.
对不起对不起 Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
她是副教练 She the assistant coach?
整个球队可都是她的 She might own the team.
记得用杯垫 Use the coasters.
萨兹曼教授 Professor Salzman,
我想告诉你我已经 I just wanted to let you know
充分学习了卡拉比丘流形 that I studied up and am now well-versed
并且已经对此精通了 in the Calabi-Yau manifold.
好的 Okay.
东德州理工大学 It was never part of the curriculum
从没讲过这个 at East Texas Tech.
东德州理工 East Texas Tech?
听起来不错 Sounds charming.
那儿的气候挺闷热的 It's actually quite humid.
不说那个 我想自荐为班长 Regardless, I'm ready to reassert myself as class leader.
你的同学都来自于全球各地 Your classmates are from some of the most elite
最优秀的大学 universities in the world.
可没有什么东麻省理工 There is no East MIT.
我本来能去更好的大学的 Well, I would have gone to a better school,
但我当时才十一岁 but I was 11,
你不得不承认已经很厉害了 which you have to admit is pretty impressive.
谢尔顿 我们不会问 Sheldon, at some point we ask
一只会弹钢琴的狗 of the piano-playing dog
"你是一只狗吗" not, "Are you a dog?"
而是 "你钢琴弹得怎么样" but, "Are you any good at playing the piano?"
什么意思 Excuse me?
你比大部分同期生落后太多了 You are far behind many of your peers.
- 我可没有同期 - 他们也是这么想的 - I have no peers. - I think they would agree.
因此 我建议你去辅导 Which is why I'm going to recommend tutoring.
- 我辅导他们 - 不 - Me tutor them? - No.
- 你辅导我 - 不 - You tutor me? - No.
我辅导你 Me tutor you?
陈小姐 Miss Chen.
怎么了 教授 Yes, Professor?
我记得你拥有教育学本科学位 You have an undergraduate degree in education, ja?
是的 Yes, sir.
辅导他 Teach him.
买定离手 No more bets.
什么情况 What the hell?
桌子从哪搞来的 Where'd you get the table?
我认识人 I know a guy.
这家伙从哪雇来的 Where'd you get him?
他就是那人 He's the guy.
红12 Red 12.
没有赢家 No winners.
赢家在这儿呢 Oh-ho, there's a winner.
这个人值得信任吗 Can we even trust him?
赫曼 看他的娃娃脸 Herman? Look at that baby face.
他说 运气好的话 He says, on a good night,
单张桌子一晚上能创造 one table can throw off
一千美元的收益 a thousand dollars.
这可以买多少张尿布 小乔 That's a lot of diapers, Georgie.
甚至可以请个保姆 Maybe even a nanny.
你们仨 How is it,
在谢尔顿的房间挤得还好吗 the three of y'all living in Sheldon's room?
红16 Red 16.
没有赢家 No winners.
可以帮忙照看宝宝吗 就一会儿 Hey, could you watch her for a little while?
我也想帮你 但是我得准备晚饭 I would, but I gotta get to the grocery store
需要去趟杂货店 if dinner's gonna be ready.
350刀 Three-fifty.
一套餐厅家具要350刀 Three hundred and fifty dollars for a dining room set?
你怕是疯了 You must be crazy.
刚才的摩托艇你也是这么说的 That's what you said about the jet ski,
可我还是猜对了 but I nailed it. Well...
你们两位可还享受 You guys having a good time?
很享受 Oh, yeah, great time.
- 欢乐时光结束了 - 什么... - It's over. - Wha...
马上就到转盘猜价环节了 Well, what about Showcase Showdown?
找到了 青豆 Here we go. Green beans.
不不不 No. No, no, no, no, no.
这款不在优惠券里 That's not the one on the coupon.
你应该拿... 在最下面 You want... Bottom row.
幸好 Ooh, good catch.
要不回头米西肯定骂我 Missy'd have had my ass.
有我在 Well, I'm here for you.
继续 All righty, now.
你好 Hello?
下午好 Good afternoon,
我上门来和谢尔顿做辅导 I'm here for tutoring with Sheldon.
他要帮助你 多好 Oh, he's helping you? Isn't that nice.
不 我要帮助他 No, I'm helping him.
你说什么 Sorry?
我辅导他 I'm tutoring him.
抱歉 等我一分钟 Excuse me just a minute.
谢利 Shelly?
你的家教到了 Your tutor's here.
我考虑过了 我们该回家了 I've been thinking about it. We should go home.
为什么 Why?
我想念爸爸 想念橄榄球 I miss Dad and football.
想念所有东西 The whole shebang.
亲爱的 是不是因为 Honey, are you sure this isn't because
你现在需要家教 you need a tutor,
而你的家教还是个小女生 and she's a little girl?
让我静静 Leave me alone.
你说来这是为了学习新知识 拓展视野 Didn't you say that you wanted to come here to learn new things
这话你忘了吗 and expand your horizons?
我知道什么 我就是个笨蛋 What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
没人这么觉得 Oh, nobody thinks that.
我这么觉得 I do.
我认为我们可以 I thought we'd get started
反德西特空间开始学起 with anti-de Sitter space.
听起来很有意思 那是什么 That sounds fun. What's that?
我要是知道就好了 I wish I could tell you.
不是吧 我刚刚才给了提示 Come on, I just gave you a hint.
我们求出测地线 We solve for the geodesics.
错 Wrong.
你为什么打我 Ow! Why'd you hit me?
疼痛是最好的老师 Pain is the best teacher.
你这个小女孩确实很厉害 You're a very impressive little girl,
但俗话说 but there's a saying.
有时候 一只会弹钢琴的狗并不引以为奇 At some point, it's not enough to be a dog who plays the piano.
你得弹得出色 You have to play the piano well.
我弹得很好 我是一名钢琴演奏家 I play extremely well. I'm a concert pianist.
可不是么 Of course you are.
怎么 What?
抱歉 只是《圣经》这段挺好玩的 Sorry, just a funny part of the Bible.
感谢上帝赐予我们的食物 For the food we're about to receive,
请保佑准备晚餐的人 and bless the hands that prepared it.
别忘了去商店买食材的人 And for the hands what went to the store and bought it.
不好意思 我好不容易才把宝宝哄睡 Sorry, had a tough time getting her down.
她胀气很严重 She had horrible gas.
真奇怪 跟我们待一起的时候 她可乖了 Well, that's weird. She was an angel with us.
也许她饿了 Maybe she's hungry.
也许她在长牙齿 Maybe she's teething.
这样吧 给她嘬那根牛肉条 You know what, let her suck on a Slim Jim.
一举两得 Ooh! Two birds.
你今晚好安静 You're awful quiet tonight.
工作上的事罢了 Oh, just work stuff.
开间自助洗衣店应该 Huh, I wouldn't have thought running a laundromat
没那么大压力吧 would be all that stressful.
爸 你自己也是做生意的 Well, Dad, you run your own business.
你也知道应付顾客不容易的 You know what it's like dealing with the public.
我懂 说起来 That I do. Actually,
那天有个人来店里 I had a guy the other day came in
要退一年前买的轮胎 returning a set of tires I sold him a year ago,
早过了质保期 way past warranty.
他还在那儿嚷嚷 Put up quite a stink, too.
你怎么处理的 How'd you handle it?
送了他一组新轮胎 Gave him a new set of tires.
亏了几个钱 I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
但得到了永远的回头客 but got a customer for life.
聪明啊 我可以向你学习很多 Smart. I could learn a lot from you.
你也可以向你爸爸学习很多 Well, you can learn a lot from your father,too.
好吧 说说你的能耐 老爸 Hmm. All right, what you got, big man?
呃 Uh, well...
多谢电话铃 Saved by the bell.
我忙活了一桌子美味晚餐 Would it kill anyone to say "Thank you"
说声谢谢能要你们命吗 for this delicious meal?
喂 Hello.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thanks. - Thank you.
等一下 Hang on.
吉姆 你老婆 Jim, it's your wife.
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
不好意思 我忘记时间了 I am sorry, I lost track of time.
我在和小宝宝玩 I was playing with the baby,
我必须告诉你 who, I got to tell you,
她长得越来越像你了 looks more and more like you every day...
好的 我马上到家 Okey-dokey, I will be right home.
五分钟 Five minutes.
溜了 Gotta go.
怎么了 What?
没事 Nothing.
小乔 我能看出来有不对劲 Georgie, I can tell when something's wrong.
没有不对劲 Nothing's wrong.
别装了 Just tell me.
有那么明显吗 Is it that obvious?
是的 Yes.
好吧 All right.
姥姥在赌室里搞了个轮盘赌桌 Meemaw put a roulette wheel in the slot room,
我很担心 and I'm real worried about it.
为什么 Why?
赌室本就是灰色生意了 The slots are already in a gray area.
轮盘赌会把我们都送到监狱 A roulette wheel could land us in jail.
好的 那告诉她你不想参与进去 Okay, then tell her you want no part of it.
我说了 但她说一桌 I did, but she said it could throw off
一天能赚一千美元 a thousand dollars a day.
那就做呗 Then do it.
但我可能会进监狱 But I could go to jail.
我会等你出来 I'll wait for you.
我还以为你站我这边呢 I thought you'd be on my side.
小乔 我是站你这边啊 Georgie, I am on your side.
事实上 我们应该更早结婚 In fact, we should get married sooner
这样我就不能作证诋毁你了 so that I can't testify against you.
也可以是因为你爱我才结婚 And also because you love me.
一天一千 Thousand bucks a day?
我当然爱你了 You bet I love you.
听着 我考虑过了 So listen, I thought it over
觉得风险是值得冒的 and decided the risk is worth it.
好的 曼迪也同意吗 Good. Mandy on board?
我没问 I didn't ask.
很高兴她使你回心转意了 Glad she brought you around.
要不你去跟赫曼学学吧 Listen, why don't you shadow Herman,
看看怎么做的 see how it's done.
你想让我来搞轮盘赌 You want me to run the wheel?
我们应该做准备了 We should be ready.
这家伙土已经埋到脑门了 It's the bottom of the ninth for this guy.
红色12 Red 12.
没有人获胜 No winners.
还好吧 You okay?
嗯 Yeah.
我只有一个肺了 I got just the one lung.
康妮说让你带我走走流程 Connie said you'd show me the ropes.
当然了 很简单 Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
你很快就学会了 You'll catch on in no time.
买定离手 No more bets.
所以 这桌子是从你手里盘来的 So, we bought this table from you?
是的 Oh, yeah.
我以前有个自己的赌博室 I used to have a little gambling room of my own.
后来它被关停了 Until it got shut down.
警察吗 Cops?
不 不是那样 Oh, no, nothing like that.
迪克西黑手党干的 Dixie mafia.
他们威胁我 要切掉我的 They threatened to cut off my...
红16 Red 16.
切掉什么 Cut off your what?
- 不对 - 哪里不对了 - Wrong. - What is wrong about this?
你没有考虑到所有的纬度 You didn't account for all the dimensions.
卡拉比–丘流形有六维 The Calabi-Yau manifold has six dimensions.
只有在有费密子时 Only if there's fermions.
没有费密子 可能会有 Without fermions,
最多26个纬度 there could be up to 26 dimensions.
什么 林克莱特博士和斯特吉斯博士 What? Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis
从没提过26纬度 never mentioned 26 dimensions.
他们是谁 Who are they?
他们是我老师 他们很聪明 They're my teachers, and they're really smart.
我从没听说过他俩 I've never heard of them.
我也从没听说过你老师 Well, I've probably never heard of your teachers.
我最近跟着亨利·韦·肯德尔在学习 I recently studied with Henry W. Kendall.
因电子质子和束缚中子的 The Nobel Prize winner for his pioneering research
深层非弹性散射领域的开创性研究 on the deep inelastic scattering
从而获得诺贝尔奖的那位吗 of electrons on protons and bound neutrons?
- 是的 - 从没听说过 - Yes. - Never heard of him.
再试一次 Try again.
我知道问题在哪里了 Oh, I see the problem.
太蠢了 This is stupid.
你不能就瞎创造纬度 You can't just invent dimensions.
有这个纬度 There's this one,
这个 还有这个 this one and this one.
你忘了时间的纬度 You forgot the dimension of time.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你想坐下来吗 You want to sit down or something?
我坐下 可能就再也起不来了 I sit down, I might not ever get up.
迪克西黑手党 Dixie mafia.
我们该咋办 What do we do?
保持冷静 让我来交涉 Just stay calm. Let me do the talking.
这里归谁管 Who's in charge here?
就是他了 He is.
把钱交出来 Give us the money.
办不到 I-I can't.
我还有个女儿要养活 I have a daughter to support.
希望她喜欢做独生女 Hope she likes being an only child.
你怎么起来了 What're you doing up?
睡不着 Can't sleep.
我也是 Same.
你要来点茶吗 You want some tea?
热茶吗 Hot tea?
我是谁 英格兰女王吗 What am I, the Queen of England?
你没事吧 You okay?
劝你别长大 体验感太糟了 Don't become an adult. It sucks.
太迟了 Too late.
你知道现在要负担起一个家庭要多少钱吗 Do you know how much it costs to feed a family these days?
如果没有那些翻倍优惠券 If it wasn't for double coupons,
我都不知道怎么维持下去 I don't know how we'd manage.
赚钱也不是什么容易事啊 Well, making the money's no picnic either.
我也想要养活曼迪和思思 但是... I mean, I want to provide for Mandy and CeeCee, but...
这真的让我喘不过气 it's really working my last nerve.
我忙了一整天撑起这个家 I spend my whole day holding this house together
可甚至都没人说句谢谢 and no one even says, "Thank you."
我懂 I get it.
我工作了一整天回到家 I get home from work,
但有人问问我今天怎么样吗 but does anyone ask how my day was?
你今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
别问 Don't ask.
我们为什么要如此生活 Why do we even do it?
我有了未婚妻 还有了孩子 Well, I got a fiancée and a baby,
并且我们现在都住在谢尔顿的房里 and we're all sleeping in Sheldon's room.
是啊 那你完蛋了 Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
那我又为什么要这样做 I mean why do I do it?
哪位 Hello.
你为什么从没告诉过我有26个维度 Why did you never tell me there's 26 dimensions?
什么 What?
我在海德尔堡并且我在学习弦理论 I'm in Heidelberg and I'm studying string theory,
多亏了你 我现在完全落后了 and I'm now drastically behind, thanks to you.
谢尔顿 现在是凌晨三点 Sheldon, it's 3:00 in the morning.
怪不得斯特吉斯博士没有接电话 Oh, that explains why Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
也怪不得我要挂电话了 That explains why I'm hanging up.
我不得不被一个孩子辅导 I had to be tutored by a child
而且教授还说我是个傻瓜 and the professor called me a dummkopf.
现在我开始高兴你打来了 Now I'm glad you called.
我不喜欢这里的情况 I don't like it here.
我想念作为课堂上最聪明的那个人 I miss being the smartest one in class.
孩子 如果你总是最聪明的那个 Son, if you're always the smartest,
你就永远学不到任何东西 you're never learning anything.
有趣 所以我该怎么做 Interesting. So what do I do?
听 Listen.
我在听 I'm listening.
不 听就是你该做的 No, that's the answer.
尝试下你一向讨厌的事 Try doing something you're truly awful at:
把嘴闭上 认真听 Just shut up and listen.
但是如果我... But what if I...
当你在课堂上的时候 倾听 When you're in class, listen.
但我会... But I could...
我该起来撒尿了 Guess I should pee.
你今天没做全家桶早餐吗 What, you didn't make a big ol' breakfast?
我做了 我正在吃 I did, and I'm eating it.
等我吃完了 我打算在你给自己做早饭 And when I'm done, I'm gonna go watch TV
洗碗的时候 去看看电视 while you make your own breakfast and do the dishes.
但是 But
你一直做得很好 很成熟 you were doing great, so grown-up,
烹饪和打扫 cooking and cleaning.
把糖浆递给我 Pass the syrup.
我还以为我们配合默契呢 I thought we had a whole thing going here.
现在我们有新规矩了 Now we have a new thing.
看看冰箱上 Look at the fridge.
家务表
家务表吗 Chore chart?
没错 That's right.
你知道这家里的一切都是我赚来的吧 You realize it's my job that pays for all this.
没错 谢谢你 That is true. Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
也提前感谢你清洗好衣服 And thank you in advance for doing the laundry
并把垃圾都带出去 and taking out the garbage.
那小乔都做什么 What about Georgie?
看看表 Look at the chart.
小乔修剪草坪 Georgie mows the lawn
和打扫厕所 and cleans the toilet.
人们不应该尝试 One should not even
去统一第一类和第二类 attempt to unify type-one und type-two...
我想要放弃并跑出去 I wanted to give up and run away,
但我已经看了足够多的漫画书 but I had read enough comic books
很清楚英雄不能逃跑 to know that heroes don't quit.
比起逃跑 我决定留在这里 Instead of running, I decided to stay
面对我有史以来遇到最大的挑战 and face the biggest challenge I've ever had:
把我的嘴闭上 Keeping my mouth shut.
你们对这里额外维度的紧化 Any thoughts on the compactification of
有任何想法吗 the extra dimensions here?
你来 Ja.
必须得使完整的超负荷 One must conserve
保持守恒 the unbroken supercharges.
这个等式的球面汉克尔变化是... Und the spherical Hankel transform of this equation is...
这成为了我人生中的转折点 This turned out to be a pivotal moment in my life.
通过接受周围的人比我更聪明 By being open to people smarter than me,
我的男人和科学家身份都得到了成长 I grew as both a man and a scientist.
谦逊 才华横溢 Humble, brilliant...
我真的很完美 I really am the whole package.
什么风把你刮来了 What brings you by?
我完成了老婆大人的任务清单 Well, I finished my honey-do list,
所以奥德丽给了我一下午的假 so Audrey gave me the afternoon off.
快进来 Come on in.
我想我们可以干点有趣的事 All right, I thought we'd do something fun.
这可没有意思 Well, this isn't fun.
不是我做的家务表 I didn't make the chore chart.
抓住角就行了 Just grab a corner.
根本就没有角 There is no corner.
小乔 来帮帮忙 Georgie, give us a hand.
你现在可不想我摸任何东西 Oh, you don't want me touching anything.